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okiedokieokoye
07-22-2010, 12:20 PM
Signed. Per Looney@Twitter

KCrockaholic
07-22-2010, 12:21 PM
Nice! Bout time we get somebody else.

Gonzo
07-22-2010, 12:21 PM
To the hand-carved canoe!
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Reaper16
07-22-2010, 12:23 PM
To the doctor's office!

Dicky McElephant
07-22-2010, 12:23 PM
And 5 minutes later......he was put on IR with stomach problems.

gblowfish
07-22-2010, 12:24 PM
To the doctor's office!

OK, now that's funny right there...

Please don't let him room with Brokie Croyle. PLEASE.....

Demonpenz
07-22-2010, 12:25 PM
Tonywashington@twitter.com To my sister!

DeezNutz
07-22-2010, 12:26 PM
Obviously he couldn't hold out because he needed the insurance.

KCrockaholic
07-22-2010, 12:26 PM
Rumor has it, he refused to start contract negotiations until the Chiefs decided not to take Harvey Unga in the supp draft.

Gonzo
07-22-2010, 12:27 PM
Obviously he couldn't hold out because he needed the insurance.

Hope he didn't sprain his hand while signing the deal.

Bowser
07-22-2010, 12:30 PM
Immediately put on the PUP for an accute case of hypocondria.

Iowanian
07-22-2010, 12:37 PM
F U guys.

Moeaki is going to be a very good Chief TE.

Gonzo
07-22-2010, 12:38 PM
F U guys.

Moeaki is going to be a very good Chief TE.

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/90527/moeakihurt.jpg

DMAC
07-22-2010, 12:38 PM
To the doctor's office!

ROFL

noa
07-22-2010, 12:38 PM
He was immediately blamed for a drop in workplace productivity in Kansas City while Chiefs fans tried to think of funny ways he could have injured himself during the signing.

BossChief
07-22-2010, 12:44 PM
If the kid stays away from fluke injuries, he will end up one of the biggest steals if the draft.

Dicky McElephant
07-22-2010, 12:46 PM
If the kid stays away from fluke injuries, he will end up one of the biggest steals if the draft.

cachiefsfan....is that you?

KCrockaholic
07-22-2010, 12:46 PM
So your saying we could have the Bob Sanders of Tight Ends?

BossChief
07-22-2010, 12:49 PM
cachiefsfan....is that you?

Ill fucking kill you!!!

Hog Farmer
07-22-2010, 01:02 PM
He was a potential 1st rounder . The only reason he slipped was because of his vagina. Haley doesn't put up with vagina. It's gonna turn out good. He will eventually break all TG's records and retire a Buccaneer.

CrazyPhuD
07-22-2010, 01:02 PM
He's the chiefs Leeroy Jenkins.

DeezNutz
07-22-2010, 01:03 PM
F U guys.

Moeaki is going to be a very good Chief TE.

Hurt feelings. IR 4-6 weeks.

:evil:

BossChief
07-22-2010, 01:11 PM
4 year, 3.32 million if the contract is maxed out.

Fritz88
07-22-2010, 01:11 PM
BossChief upon hearing the news of Moeaki's signing.

http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2010/01/SIMON-COWELL-HAPPY-GIF.gif

tomahawk kid
07-22-2010, 01:11 PM
Health care premiums in KC just skyrocketed.

cabletech94
07-22-2010, 01:53 PM
oh snap! (goes the ankle)

SNR
07-22-2010, 02:11 PM
Good to see that Looney broke the news, and not Moeaki's leg

Chief Henry
07-22-2010, 02:13 PM
He was a potential 1st rounder . The only reason he slipped was because of his vagina. Haley doesn't put up with vagina. It's gonna turn out good. He will eventually break all TG's records and retire a Buccaneer.




Speaking of vaginas...how come cavemen use to pull women around by the hair instead by the feet ?

So they wouldn't fill up with sand :p

CoMoChief
07-22-2010, 02:21 PM
While signing his contract Moeaki sprained his wrist while gripping the pen.

He will be out most of TC.

Hydrae
07-22-2010, 02:22 PM
Ill ****ing kill you!!!

Achmed, is that you?

OnTheWarpath58
07-22-2010, 02:24 PM
To the doctor's office!

LMAO

OnTheWarpath58
07-22-2010, 02:27 PM
F U guys.

Moeaki is going to be a very good Chief TE.

I think he'll be pretty good as well, provided he can stay healthy.

But when a guy misses half of his college games, there's no reason to believe he will - until he actually does it.

Glad they were able to get him signed before camp.

Epic Fail 007
07-22-2010, 02:44 PM
F U guys.

Moeaki is going to be a very good Chief TE.

i agree very much,maybe as good as the other tony

Gonzo
07-22-2010, 02:50 PM
i agree very much,maybe as good as the other tony

That's highly unlikely.
TG is indestructible and was a hall of famer before going to Atlanta. He's the best tight end of all time.
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OnTheWarpath58
07-22-2010, 02:51 PM
That's highly unlikely.
TG is indestructible and was a hall of famer before going to Atlanta. He's the best tight end of all time.
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Stop being negative, asshole.

Quit crushing his optimism.

Gonzo
07-22-2010, 02:56 PM
Stop being negative, asshole.

Quit crushing his blind knowmoesque homerisim.

Fyp

:D
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OnTheWarpath58
07-22-2010, 02:57 PM
Fyp

:D
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You're allowed to say that, I'm not.

Or so I've been told.

Detoxing
07-22-2010, 03:07 PM
You're allowed to say that, I'm not.

Or so I've been told.

We all have our place in this world.

Great Expectations
07-22-2010, 03:10 PM
i agree very much,maybe as good as the other tony

ROFL




good one

OnTheWarpath58
07-22-2010, 03:10 PM
We all have our place in this world.

LMAO

rtmike
07-22-2010, 03:40 PM
Rumor has it, he refused to start contract negotiations until the Chiefs decided not to take Harvey Unga in the supp draft.

I had to wiki him for it to register. Yeah, I'm slow. Good one.


"On April 16, 2010, Unga voluntarily withdrew from BYU after violating BYU's honor code, as he had sexual relations with his former fiancee and BYU women's basketball player, Keilani Moeaki, whom he was dating. At the time of their withdrawal, Keilani was 6 months pregnant and wouldn't have been able to hide their indescretion much longer. Their only choices were to either make an attempt to appear honorable by voluntarily withdrawing, or face expulsion when the news of Keilani's pregnancy inevitably would have been publicized."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harvey_Unga

Jawshco
07-22-2010, 03:44 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PHEI1kZVyg&feature=youtube_gdata

Stewie
07-22-2010, 04:08 PM
Signed. Per Looney@Twitter

okiedokieokoyemoeaki

okiedokieokoye
07-22-2010, 04:41 PM
okiedokieokoyemoeaki

Word.

Mr. Laz
07-22-2010, 04:48 PM
Brodie and Tony sitting in a tree, k.i.s.s.i.n.g
first come love,then comes marriage
then comes both riding injured in a baby carriage

Fritz88
07-22-2010, 05:44 PM
Selby

Gonzo
07-22-2010, 06:24 PM
Selby

Huh?
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Dicky McElephant
07-22-2010, 06:32 PM
You're allowed to say that, I'm not.

Or so I've been told.

Did you text me? I'm pretty sure I got one of your texts saying that I needed to come in here and defend you.

Shit....nevermind...it was from Mecca.

michaelj_58
07-22-2010, 06:36 PM
the next tony

MahiMike
07-22-2010, 06:47 PM
Shocker.

digger
07-22-2010, 06:49 PM
ROFLHe's the chiefs Leeroy Jenkins.ROFL

Crush
07-22-2010, 07:15 PM
He's the chiefs Leeroy Jenkins.

At least he has chicken.

Gonzo
07-22-2010, 07:54 PM
At least he has poi.
Fixed
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OnTheWarpath58
07-22-2010, 07:59 PM
Did you text me? I'm pretty sure I got one of your texts saying that I needed to come in here and defend you.

Shit....nevermind...it was from Mecca.

LMAO

the Talking Can
07-22-2010, 09:00 PM
to the IR!

chefsos
07-22-2010, 10:02 PM
To the PUP list! first. Baby steps, you know.

BTW, I'm gonna try to use asamoeaki in a sentence tomorrow.

LaChapelle
07-22-2010, 10:10 PM
Thomas Jones can hurdle his twitching prone body in a single bound

KCtotheSB
07-22-2010, 10:13 PM
The Revenge of Brad Cottam!!!