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Nixhex
07-23-2010, 11:24 AM
my buddy's little sister's panties. To make matters worse, she was still wearing them. He was fucking furious. He wouldn't even talk to me for the rest of her funeral.

Red Brooklyn
07-23-2010, 11:26 AM
ROFL

:shake:

Donger
07-23-2010, 11:28 AM
How did she die?

LaChapelle
07-23-2010, 11:32 AM
I see dead people
she was thankful you didn't gag in front of the family

Ebolapox
07-23-2010, 11:36 AM
did it smell like dead fish?

rad
07-23-2010, 11:40 AM
That would make a great t-shirt.

Red Brooklyn
07-23-2010, 11:43 AM
How did she die?
ROFL

No, seriously. How?

Nixhex
07-23-2010, 11:59 AM
Aids and Sadness were the cause of death

Renegade
07-23-2010, 12:22 PM
Worthless without pics

RJ
07-23-2010, 12:27 PM
Try to remember that people become very emotional at funerals. I'm sure your buddy will calm down later.

You didn't, uh, you know........while you were sniffing them?

MeaTy The Pimp
07-23-2010, 12:35 PM
That is just plain wrong.....

Funny as hell, but wrong none the less.


:D

Red Brooklyn
07-23-2010, 12:42 PM
Aids and Sadness were the cause of death

Yikes. Helluva way to go. Careful that all your doing is sniffing around down there.

Reaper16
07-23-2010, 12:46 PM
Well done.

MOhillbilly
07-23-2010, 12:51 PM
pickle juice is really dill flavored douche.

suds79
07-23-2010, 12:52 PM
You're joking right?

That's a strong nomination for Creepy dude of the year award right there.

MOhillbilly
07-23-2010, 01:02 PM
You're joking right?

That's a strong nomination for Creepy dude of the year award right there.

1st day on planet earth hoss?

Red Brooklyn
07-23-2010, 01:04 PM
pickle juice is really dill flavored douche.

Explains why I like it so much.

Nixhex
07-23-2010, 01:09 PM
You're joking right?

That's a strong nomination for Creepy dude of the year award right there.


You wanna smell my finger? MMMMM............Formaldehyde!

suds79
07-23-2010, 01:12 PM
1st day on planet earth hoss?

Guess I should have known.

You can't tell tone from a post and honestly still don't think it's really that funny so consider me fooled.

Demonpenz
07-23-2010, 01:13 PM
Probably smelled the same as they did last time....child rape.

Hog Farmer
07-23-2010, 01:35 PM
I all of the sudden feel better about myself now !

Nixhex
07-23-2010, 01:41 PM
Guess I should have known.

You can't tell tone from a post and honestly still don't think it's really that funny so consider me fooled.


It's ok McFly. We are all gullible sometimes.

seclark
07-23-2010, 01:44 PM
pickle juice is really dill flavored douche.

sour puss
sec

MOhillbilly
07-23-2010, 01:55 PM
sour puss
sec

its how i built up my immunity.

RJ
07-23-2010, 02:10 PM
pickle juice is really dill flavored douche.


Excellent hangover remedy. Both of them.

boogblaster
07-23-2010, 03:29 PM
I know it's a lie us mortistions never put panties back on them after the embalming ...

RJ
07-23-2010, 03:33 PM
I know it's a lie us mortistions never put panties back on them after the embalming ...


You must have one helluva collection.

seclark
07-23-2010, 03:39 PM
You must have one helluva collection.

ROFL

ChiefaRoo
07-23-2010, 05:37 PM
This thread is all wrong.

Red Brooklyn
07-23-2010, 05:40 PM
This thread is all wrong.

If this thread is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

RedNFeisty
07-23-2010, 05:48 PM
Dude, that is so fucked up, on so many levels.

Luke
07-23-2010, 05:52 PM
Is there anyway to unread something?ROFL

The offseason is almost over!

Delano
07-23-2010, 05:52 PM
I always wanted to try that but the lower portion of the casket is usually closed.
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Count Zarth
07-23-2010, 06:03 PM
This is why I post on Chiefsplanet. On any day of the week I can log on and there's a decent chance someone posted a completely off the wall, off topic thread containing a terrible, awful, classless joke.

I love it.

Delano
07-23-2010, 06:06 PM
This is why I post on Chiefsplanet. On any day of the week I can log on and there's a decent chance someone posted a completely off the wall, off topic thread containing a terrible, awful, classless joke.

I love it.

I'm still waiting for the TTIWWP post.
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Gadzooks
07-23-2010, 06:18 PM
Did you, at least, get a chance to PIIHB?!?

Ebolapox
07-23-2010, 06:26 PM
Did you, at least, get a chance to PIIHB?!?

H=his? are you asking if he put it in his friend's butt? NTTAWWT, I guess.


jeesh. freakin' chargers fans.

Gadzooks
07-23-2010, 06:37 PM
H=his? are you asking if he put it in his friend's butt? NTTAWWT, I guess.


jeesh. freakin' chargers fans.

I had second thoughts about my post until I saw your response. I was nowhere near as lame.

But hey, it could be worse. At least we both got that the original post was a joke.:clap:

RJ
07-23-2010, 06:42 PM
I always wanted to try that but the lower portion of the casket is usually closed.
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Try suggesting to the bereaved that the deceased should be periodically rotated 180 degrees. If you hug them while you say it they'll probably think you're trying to be helpful.

Ebolapox
07-23-2010, 07:32 PM
I had second thoughts about my post until I saw your response. I was nowhere near as lame.

But hey, it could be worse. At least we both got that the original post was a joke.:clap:

ROFL

wait, did your uncle peek Buck's wang?

Red Brooklyn
07-24-2010, 09:07 AM
I always wanted to try that but the lower portion of the casket is usually closed.
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Wouldn't stop a real man.

CrazyPhuD
07-24-2010, 10:42 AM
Did it smell like teen spirit?

Stewie
07-24-2010, 12:26 PM
That's so fucked up it made me laugh out loud! That should have been worked into the Aristocrats.