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LaChapelle
07-25-2010, 09:03 PM
of days of wiping your own butt without getting poop on your hand?

3 weeks and counting :rockon:

KCrockaholic
07-25-2010, 09:04 PM
Cool.

Mine is a 13 foot shot. Hit the T.V. across the room on top of the dresser.

Hog Farmer
07-25-2010, 09:14 PM
This would be a question better to be presented to the Taliban.

88TG88
07-25-2010, 09:23 PM
I dont think thats happened more than two or three times in my life.

Phobia
07-25-2010, 09:38 PM
I'm at about 3 days but I'm getting ready to go get some poo on my hand in a couple minutes.

Count Zarth
07-25-2010, 09:40 PM
I've always been one of those dudes who used a gargantuan amount of toilet paper to avoid shitting my hands up.

I used to clog toilets all the time when I was a kid and still honing my butt-wiping craft.

CrazyPhuD
07-25-2010, 09:47 PM
I haven't got poop on my hand ever since I mastered the three shells.

Tylerthigpen!1!
07-25-2010, 10:44 PM
I haven't got poop on my hand ever since I mastered the three shells.

The three shells?

Valiant
07-25-2010, 11:35 PM
The question is after the poop is on your hand, do you smell it??

Valiant
07-25-2010, 11:36 PM
The three shells?

Really??

Kyle DeLexus
07-26-2010, 12:00 AM
The question is after the poop is on your hand, do you smell it??

If everyone is being completely honest, this isn't even a good questions. Of course you smell it.

CrazyPhuD
07-26-2010, 12:11 AM
The three shells?
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MadMax
07-26-2010, 01:13 AM
The question is after the poop is on your hand, do you smell it??




Absolutely just to make sure :) What's funny is you know you did it and you see it yet you smell anyway LOL

Donger
07-26-2010, 07:36 AM
Question: how do blind people know when they are done wiping their asses?

Sofa King
07-26-2010, 07:38 AM
Question: how do blind people know when they are done wiping their asses?

Blind people don't poop. What's the use of pooping if you can't look at it and feel proud of yourself for crapping such a monstrosity. Perhaps the biggest crap ever.

loochy
07-26-2010, 07:40 AM
Eh, I can't really recall ever getting it on my hands. WTF? How are you guys wiping? :spock:

bevischief
07-26-2010, 07:50 AM
Eh, I can't really recall ever getting it on my hands. WTF? How are you guys wiping? :spock:

With their hands.

Dayze
07-26-2010, 07:59 AM
well, I'm 33 ...so my record is..... *doing calculations*......about 31 years.

JD10367
07-26-2010, 10:17 AM
I never get poop on my hands when I wipe my ass. I only get it on my hand when I wipe someone else's ass. But enough about my kinky bedroom antics... On this topic, sort of, another question: have you ever looked down and noticed a brown smudge on a hand? Have you ever then said, "Hmm... chocolate, or shit?" to yourself? Have you ever then sniffed it to find out? Have you ever then said, "Hmm... no smell... Do I taste it to find out, or just wait until I'm near a sink to wash it off?" Just wondering.

LaChapelle
07-26-2010, 10:36 AM
girly man armed has it's advantages

Pants
07-26-2010, 11:04 AM
well, I'm 33 ...so my record is..... *doing calculations*......about 31 years.

LMAO

Yeap.

LaChapelle
07-26-2010, 11:29 AM
Probably reach from underneath
since nothing is obstructin the path

Alton deFlat
07-26-2010, 11:30 AM
Question: how do blind people know when they are done wiping their asses?


Sniff test?

Sweet Daddy Hate
07-26-2010, 12:29 PM
Wow.

loochy
07-26-2010, 12:30 PM
I still don't get it though...is this something that happens on a regular basis to people?