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DeezNutz
07-29-2010, 06:17 PM
Surprisingly, not a split-squad game.

Two guys on the mound.

Sure-Oz
07-29-2010, 06:18 PM
Is this a trick?

kstater
07-29-2010, 06:19 PM
See, Dayton's improved the team since he's arrived.

DeezNutz
07-29-2010, 06:20 PM
Kendall crushes a grounder to 2B. Two outs.

DeezNutz
07-29-2010, 06:20 PM
KU fans cheering for Butler.

petegz28
07-29-2010, 06:27 PM
So how many games in a row now is that where we have allowed runs to score in the 1st inning? 4?

Sure-Oz
07-29-2010, 06:28 PM
I hate kendall

Sure-Oz
07-29-2010, 06:28 PM
Gordon batting 9th tonight oh yea

petegz28
07-29-2010, 06:28 PM
Kendall is just a peach.

petegz28
07-29-2010, 06:31 PM
Davies sucks so much anal hole

DeezNutz
07-29-2010, 06:32 PM
Poor defense.

DeezNutz
07-29-2010, 06:33 PM
Should be out of the inning.

Although Davies isn't great, he's better than Bannister. Far more natural talent.

petegz28
07-29-2010, 06:45 PM
And that should be the ballgame

petegz28
07-29-2010, 06:57 PM
This Ump is well, sorta fucked with some of these calls

petegz28
07-29-2010, 07:17 PM
baes loaded 0 outs. Can we score???

petegz28
07-29-2010, 07:19 PM
Walks in a run..3-1

petegz28
07-29-2010, 07:21 PM
3-2

petegz28
07-29-2010, 07:29 PM
Royals are winning 5-3

Sure-Oz
07-29-2010, 07:36 PM
Ankiel with a great catch

chefsos
07-29-2010, 07:37 PM
I don't see the Royals much. Didn't know Ankiel lost the pornstache. Is that why he was on the DL?

BillSelfsTrophycase
07-29-2010, 07:57 PM
FUCK YUNI

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SnakeXJones
07-29-2010, 07:58 PM
**** YUNI

:facepalm:

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:facepalm: What did I Miss?

petegz28
07-29-2010, 07:59 PM
What did I Miss?

Him not catching a very good throw to 2nd from Davies to turn a DP. And now it just cost us a run.

chefsos
07-29-2010, 08:00 PM
Good God. This is what it must have been like if "Keystone Cops vs. The Three Stooges" had ever been filmed.

SnakeXJones
07-29-2010, 08:00 PM
Him not catching a very good throw to 2nd from Davies to turn a DP. And now it just cost us a run. I had to ask typical jackass Yuni

Blankey
07-29-2010, 08:20 PM
Farnsy pitching like he wants out of KC

petegz28
07-29-2010, 08:25 PM
The season is past the halfway mark and Fever is just now figuring out that Kendall guides the ball and has no follow-through with his swing. LMAO

SPchief
07-29-2010, 08:26 PM
Heh, make em pay Guillen and earn that trade

DeezNutz
07-29-2010, 08:26 PM
I'd be baby crying if Guillen were traded.

SPchief
07-29-2010, 08:27 PM
damnit

SPchief
07-29-2010, 08:39 PM
Doh, was getting ready to post that Tejada was cruising

chefsos
07-29-2010, 08:39 PM
damnit
Just so you don't have to post it again....

EDIT: Ah, too late.

chefsos
07-29-2010, 08:48 PM
Corey Patterson has had a nice little season for the O's. He's never going to be The Man as was predicted early in his career and he seems cool with that now. The guy obviously just enjoys playing the game at this point.

DeezNutz
07-29-2010, 08:49 PM
We're going to focus on defense.

Sure-Oz
07-29-2010, 08:50 PM
We really suck at turning DP's

SPchief
07-29-2010, 08:53 PM
We really suck at turning DP's

Not trying to discredit the runner here because he was moving, but Aviles was called out on an almost identical call the last inning

petegz28
07-29-2010, 08:54 PM
Not trying to discredit the runner here because he was moving, but Aviles was called out on an almost identical call the last inning

Yes he was. And as Fever said, tonight the rule seems to be tie goes to the Orioles.

KCUnited
07-29-2010, 08:55 PM
That hit him.

petegz28
07-29-2010, 09:03 PM
Leave it to Kendall to run us out of the inning. WTF was he thinking??? Fucking idiot!

Sure-Oz
07-29-2010, 09:03 PM
This team has zero life with DDJ gone

SPchief
07-29-2010, 09:03 PM
JFC fuck you Rusty Cuntz and Kendall

chefsos
07-29-2010, 09:03 PM
I coulda told him not to run on Markakis.

DeezNutz
07-29-2010, 09:03 PM
Leave it to Kendall to run us out of the inning. WTF was he thinking??? ****ing idiot!

That was a fine play, actually.

SPchief
07-29-2010, 09:04 PM
That was a fine play, actually.

How so? a 42 year old catcher trying to stretch a double on a one hopper to center?

BWillie
07-29-2010, 09:05 PM
Leave it to Kendall to run us out of the inning. WTF was he thinking??? ****ing idiot!

But he hustles!!!

DeezNutz
07-29-2010, 09:06 PM
How so? a 42 year old catcher trying to stretch a double on a one hopper to center?

Aggressive mistake to get into scoring position. Although we would all disagree, I don't think Kendall leaves the box thinking, "I suck. I suck. I suck. I suck. I'm old. I'm old. I'm old. I'm old."

Shit happens. Close play. He's out. But it forced the throw.

Sure-Oz
07-29-2010, 09:08 PM
Nice trade for the Nationals getting Ramos from the twins for matt capps

SPchief
07-29-2010, 09:08 PM
Aggressive mistake to get into scoring position. Although we would all disagree, I don't think Kendall leaves the box thinking, "I suck. I suck. I suck. I suck. I'm old. I'm old. I'm old. I'm old."

Shit happens. Close play. He's out. But it forced the throw.
It wasn't close, but with one out I would agree with you on trying to stretch it, but with 2 stay on 1st and see what Billay can do

chefsos
07-29-2010, 09:13 PM
Hey, let's go 14 or 15 innings tonight!

...


On second thought, just kill me.

Sure-Oz
07-29-2010, 09:18 PM
Im really glad we made CF an albotross....that wouldve been a HR at 400 ft

Sure-Oz
07-29-2010, 09:28 PM
wow we look like trey's royals

'Hamas' Jenkins
07-29-2010, 09:28 PM
That's pathetic. Just throw him a goddamn high fastball if he wants to bunt.

DeezNutz
07-29-2010, 09:29 PM
Complete load of horseshit just offered by Fever.

The first DM pick to reach the ML is Hochevar. Own it.

DeezNutz
07-29-2010, 09:30 PM
Intentional walk time.

'Hamas' Jenkins
07-29-2010, 09:31 PM
That was a bad run-down.

Sure-Oz
07-29-2010, 09:32 PM
Alex get out of the way you fuck, give ankiel a chance to gun the guy out

DeezNutz
07-29-2010, 09:32 PM
That was a bad run-down.

That's not unique to the Royals, however. Most ML teams are sub-par. Should be two throws, max.

'Hamas' Jenkins
07-29-2010, 09:32 PM
ROFL....

Really? With runners on 2nd and 3rd you serve one up to Wigginton and then the guy with 4 games of ML OF experience decides to take that over the CF with a howitzer, and NOW you walk him?

WTF?

DeezNutz
07-29-2010, 09:33 PM
What?

DeezNutz
07-29-2010, 09:33 PM
Is Yost awake?

SPchief
07-29-2010, 09:33 PM
Why is Blake Wood still out there?

Sure-Oz
07-29-2010, 09:36 PM
Yost has checked out as well and probably will say 'fuck this' at the end of the season

DeezNutz
07-29-2010, 09:37 PM
Yost has checked out as well and probably will say '**** this' at the end of the season

That would be some embarrassing shit for this franchise.

'Hamas' Jenkins
07-29-2010, 09:38 PM
Is Aviles pretty much a slap hitter since his TJ surgery?

'Hamas' Jenkins
07-29-2010, 09:38 PM
That's the Ankiel I remember.

Sure-Oz
07-29-2010, 09:40 PM
That would be some embarrassing shit for this franchise.
Right now it cant get any worse, the team has checked out....hell im about done. I just want guillen and the rest of the scrubs off this roster. bring up kila.....gordon has already put me to sleep

DeezNutz
07-29-2010, 09:40 PM
Is Aviles pretty much a slap hitter since his TJ surgery?

Since he refused to stop stepping in the bucket on every single swing, anyway.

SPchief
07-29-2010, 09:40 PM
Show that power Alex

DeezNutz
07-29-2010, 09:40 PM
Here comes the walk off.

Sure-Oz
07-29-2010, 09:41 PM
Walkoff indeed

SPchief
07-29-2010, 09:41 PM
There's that power

chefsos
07-29-2010, 09:45 PM
David Hernandez now leads the O's staff with, count 'em, five wins. And he's a reliever. Gah.

Sure-Oz
07-29-2010, 09:46 PM
how the fuck are we better than the O's

Mr. Arrowhead
07-29-2010, 09:49 PM
my god, im glad the chiefs start training camp tomorrow, i dont think i can handle much more of this.

Sure-Oz
07-29-2010, 09:53 PM
Honestly..........Joel...

WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK ABOUT ROYALS TRIVIA FUCK YOU

alanm
07-29-2010, 10:05 PM
What's the score? Last I saw it was 5-5.

DeezNutz
07-29-2010, 10:06 PM
how the **** are we better than the O's

Our starting lineup tonight was an embarrassment.

Gordon, Ankiel, Bloomquist in the outfield.
Betemit, Betancourt, Aviles, Butler, Kendall in the infield.

You could fast forward two seasons and it's very, very likely that not one of these players will see regular playing time (not counting Butler at DH) in the league again.

DeezNutz
07-29-2010, 10:06 PM
What's the score? Last I saw it was 5-5.

6-5 final. Baltimore.

Sure-Oz
07-29-2010, 10:08 PM
Our starting lineup tonight was an embarrassment.

Gordon, Ankiel, Bloomquist in the outfield.
Betemit, Betancourt, Aviles, Butler, Kendall in the infield.

You could fast forward two seasons and it's very, very likely that not one of these players will see regular playing time (not counting Butler at DH) in the league again.

Exactly, its a pretty damn bad lineup. Gordon batting 9th is funny

alanm
07-29-2010, 10:09 PM
6-5 final. Baltimore.Shit. At least the Rockies ended their slump today.
How's Gordon been playing since he came back. I honestly haven't been paying much attention the past week.
I think he needs a new start with a different team.

DeezNutz
07-29-2010, 10:09 PM
Honestly, we should all shut the fuck up and wait patiently until 2015.

DeezNutz
07-29-2010, 10:11 PM
Shit. At least the Rockies ended their slump today.
How's Gordon been playing since he came back. I honestly haven't been paying much attention the past week.
I think he needs a new start with a different team.

I see no change in Gordon thus far. Same old, same old.

Sure-Oz
07-29-2010, 10:11 PM
Shit. At least the Rockies ended their slump today.
How's Gordon been playing since he came back. I honestly haven't been paying much attention the past week.
I think he needs a new start with a different team.

He hits line drives right at people, i think he has 1 double

He looks like the same old guy

alanm
07-29-2010, 10:18 PM
He hits line drives right at people, i think he has 1 double

He looks like the same old guyIf he's hitting the ball hard that's actually a good sign. With him it's all mental. Always has been.

BWillie
07-30-2010, 01:15 AM
If he's hitting the ball hard that's actually a good sign. With him it's all mental. Always has been.

He actually had a night a while back where he was like 0-4 but hit one to the warning track, and had a bunch of hard hit line drive outs. Gordon is not as bad as everybody says he is.

'Hamas' Jenkins
07-30-2010, 03:13 AM
Gordon has an atrocious K rate for someone with a short swing: 24.8% for his career, but his LD% is high and his HR/FB% is low, albeit in a very small sample size.

Given his K-rate and his career BABIP, you're probably looking at a guy, who is going to hit .240 and strike out 160 times a year, while hitting somewhere around 15-20 homers and play terrible outfield defense.

He's probably a .5 WAR guy.