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D2112
07-29-2010, 09:59 PM
Me? I think 2 days. but lord have mercy did I make a chocolate swirly in the porcelin bowl when that time came.

OnTheWarpath15
07-29-2010, 09:59 PM
October 13, 2009

CosmicPal
07-29-2010, 10:00 PM
October 13, 2009

LMAO

I was thinking of posting that, but I thought I'd leave you the honor.

luv
07-29-2010, 10:00 PM
October 13, 2009

That's a pretty popular date.

LMAO

OnTheWarpath15
07-29-2010, 10:01 PM
That's a pretty popular date.

LMAO

Yeah, it was a busy day.

alanm
07-29-2010, 10:02 PM
October 13, 2009When that colon blows I don't want to be in the vicinity. :eek:

D2112
07-29-2010, 10:03 PM
October 13, 2009

You're gonna be on the warpath over that toilet bowl. we'll have to rename you THE STOOLSPRAYER when that day comes.

OnTheWarpath15
07-29-2010, 10:04 PM
In all seriousness, I went a week once.

Only because I had a hernia repair that required a 4-inch long, half moon incision about 2 inches above my twig and berries.

Even the slightest "push" was a bad option - even on a liquid diet.

D2112
07-29-2010, 10:05 PM
Hernia is a kink in the intestine. very dangerous shit right there. glad everything worked out for the best.

-King-
07-29-2010, 10:08 PM
Eh, I go 2-3 days at a time without taking a shit. If that's unhealthy...oh well..shit happens.

OnTheWarpath15
07-29-2010, 10:10 PM
Eh, I go 2-3 days at a time without taking a shit. If that's unhealthy...oh well..shit happens.

Or in your case, shit occasionally happens.

D2112
07-29-2010, 10:10 PM
Eh, I go 2-3 days at a time without taking a shit. If that's unhealthy...oh well..shit happens.

Nothing going in, nothing going out.

Bearcat
07-29-2010, 10:12 PM
Eh, I go 2-3 days at a time without taking a shit. If that's unhealthy...oh well..shit happens.

There was a discussion here about pooping at work and one person asked something like "how can you go all day without pooping?"..... some people must eat a lot of fiber or I eat too much cheese. :shrug:

RedNFeisty
07-29-2010, 10:12 PM
Due to child birth, 4-5 days. That shit hurt like hell when it finally came out.

Rudy tossed tigger's salad
07-29-2010, 10:14 PM
if im not comfortable with a bowl, Ill g 4-5 days without a shit. Then when I finally get to be around my bowl, Ill shit 2 or 3 massive piles within a couple of hours

It's just about the unmanliest thing about me

Bugeater
07-29-2010, 10:15 PM
I'm taking a shit as I'm having sex and typing this post.

-King-
07-29-2010, 10:15 PM
Due to child birth, 4-5 days. That shit hurt like hell when it finally came out.

You lie!! Women don't shit!

LaChapelle
07-29-2010, 10:17 PM
I'm too excited to shit
McCluster and Berry are mere miles away

RedNFeisty
07-29-2010, 10:17 PM
You lie!! Women don't shit!

Whatever!! Have you not seen Harold and Kumar??

HoneyBadger
07-29-2010, 11:57 PM
You lie!! Women don't shit!

This.

If a girl I'm dating says she's gotta go, then that means I'm done with her.

SLAG
07-29-2010, 11:58 PM
I'm taking a shit as I'm having sex and typing this post.
But you're not eating tex-mex?

greg63
07-30-2010, 12:03 AM
When I had my hernia surgery I probably went three or four days without pooping, and then I had to make myself; when I did it was the approximate size of a redwood.

Buck
07-30-2010, 12:06 AM
About six days when I stopped eating carbs. When I did poop it was normal.
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Jewish Rabbi
07-30-2010, 12:33 AM
I'm taking a shit as I'm having sex and typing this post.

Blumpkins FTW

BWillie
07-30-2010, 12:48 AM
I challenge you all to come together with me, and have a ginormous shit log picture contest. Whoever takes a picture of their biggest piece of shit wins. You have to take the picture with your hand doing the thumbs up sign as well to know it's legit. I got one saved up for tomorrow that I'll proudly post soon.

KCrockaholic
07-30-2010, 01:11 AM
I challenge you all to come together with me, and have a ginormous shit log picture contest. Whoever takes a picture of their biggest piece of shit wins. You have to take the picture with your hand doing the thumbs up sign as well to know it's legit. I got one saved up for tomorrow that I'll proudly post soon.

Nice! I'm in! One time I shit something that looked like Neil Armstrong walking on the moon. I am gonna post it on here one day....Yes I took a picture of it. It was that epic.

listopencil
07-30-2010, 01:16 AM
I'm thinking maybe two days. I enjoy shitting.

Fritz88
07-30-2010, 04:33 AM
2.5 days. You don't fuck with shit.

Pasta Giant Meatball
07-30-2010, 05:01 AM
Nice! I'm in! One time I shit something that looked like Neil Armstrong walking on the moon. I am gonna post it on here one day....Yes I took a picture of it. It was that epic.

But, how many courics did it weigh?

bevischief
07-30-2010, 05:21 AM
About a week, pain meds.

penchief
07-30-2010, 05:57 AM
10 days. First 10 days of boot camp. Making it worse was all those boot camp meals three times a day. I finally had to tell my division commander. I don't think he believed me so he sent me to the infirmary. They took a picture of my gut and it showed that I was indeed full of shit.

True story. I shit you not.

Slainte
07-30-2010, 08:09 AM
About a week, pain meds.

That can do it. Elvis Presley's chalky, impacted colon weighed 40 lbs at the time of his death.

gblowfish
07-30-2010, 08:14 AM
What's the longest I've got without taking one where?

Cross Country? Across Town? Exactly where is he going????


I'm so glad training camp starts today so we don't have to talk about stuff like this till next summer...

boogblaster
07-30-2010, 08:45 AM
bout 10 days ... big long hard bazoka bomb ..... they finally got bak together ....

Fat Elvis
07-30-2010, 09:03 AM
Apparently, chronic constipation killed Elvis.

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/05/05/exclusive-elvis-presleys-doctor-claims-died-embarrassing-case-chronic/

It has been widely reported that Elvis Presley died in 1977 from cardiac arrhythmia, an irregular heartbeat, possibly brought on by drug dependency, obesity and a weak heart. But the music legend's longtime friend and physician, Dr. George “Nick” Nichopoulos, has put pen to paper for the first time and revealed his belief that it was chronic constipation that actually killed the King of Rock and Roll.

“After he died we weren’t sure (of the exact cause of death) so I continued to do some research and I had some doctors call me from different places and different med schools that were doing research on constipation and different problems you can get into with it. I just want to get the story straight – it all made sense with the new research that was done,” the now retired Memphis M.D told Pop Tarts. "Dr. Nick" was by Presley's side for the last twelve years of his life and tried to resuscitate him the day he died. He recently released the book “The King and Dr. Nick” about his time with The King, and his theory on the death that shocked America.

“We didn’t realize until the autopsy that his constipation was as bad – we knew it was bad because it was hard for us to treat, but we didn’t realize what it had done," the doctor explains of Elvis' condition. "We just assumed that the constipation was secondary to the meds that he was taking for his arthritic pain and for his insomnia.”

According to Dr. Nick, the autopsy revealed that Presley’s colon was 5 to 6 inches in diameter (whereas the normal width is 2 to 3 inches) and instead of being the standard 4 to 5 feet long, his colon was 8 to 9 feet in length.

“The constipation upset him quite a bit because Elvis thought that he could handle almost anything, he thought he was really a man’s man and he wasn’t going to let something like this … he thought that this was a sign of weakness and he wasn’t going to be weak,” Nichopoulos said. “And it’s not the kind of thing you table talk. Back in the ‘60s and ‘70s you didn’t’ talk about constipation much, you didn’t’ hear people complaining about it, or saying what they did or how much trouble they had with it.”

In 1975, the primary treatment for this kind of problem involved removing part of the colon, known as a colostomy, and at the time Dr. Nick was in talks with a surgeon at the University of Memphis to perform the procedure. However Presley’s “ego” got in the way.

“He would get embarrassed, he’d have accidents onstage. He’d have to change clothes and come back because of the way we were trying to treat his constipation,” Nichopoulos said. “So if they had done the colostomy then, he’d probably still be here. But it wasn’t acceptable treatment at that time. Now the treatment is short.”

Nichopoulos also believes that Presley’s prominent weight gain in the years prior to his death, was not a result of overeating or eating the wrong foods, as they initially assumed. The doctor reveals that Elvis' bloated appearance was due to his severe constipation.

“It was really a physiological problem. During the last few years we were going back and comparing pictures, some of them were taken just two weeks a part but he looked like he’d gained 20 pounds when the only difference was that he had a good healthy bowel movement and then lost a lot of weight from that,” Dr. Nick explained. “Usually you pass it all in two or three days, but at the autopsy we found stool in his colon which had been there for four or five months because of the poor motility of the bowel.”

So how would Presley feel about all the details of this “debilitating” disease being made public?

“I still think it’d be embarrassing for him, but that may be because we couldn’t explain it at that time the way we can now. But bowel paralysis is hereditary and you can in fact pass it down to your children,” he continued. “His condition was either something he was born with like Hershberger’s disease, or some viruses cause the paralysis of the nerves in the colon. The nerves weren’t functioning enough in places, or weren’t functioning at all because his colon would not push food out, it would just accumulate.”

And even through all the trials and tribulations of their personal and professional relationship, Nichopoulos will first and foremost remember the captivating yet compassionate person that was our beloved American icon, Elvis Presley.

“He was well-written, a very kind person, a very giving person. He was just one of a kind. You couldn’t ask for a better friend,” Dr. Nick added. “The main thing that he enjoyed in life was doing his shows. He would change from one person to another as soon as he walked on the stage. He would just go through a metamorphosis – all of a sudden he flipped a switch and looked like a toy soldier dancing up there.”

sedated
07-30-2010, 09:16 AM
whenever I go on vacation.

Fat Elvis
07-30-2010, 09:22 AM
For a little perspective:

The average volume of a human colon is ~324.1 cubic inches.
The volume of Elvis' colon would probably be ~2424.3 cubic inches


Another conversion: from cubic inches to gallons (US liquid)

Average volume of human colon: 1.4 gallons
Probable volume of Elvis' colon: 10.4 gallons


And for Donger: Elvis' colon had the volume equivalent of a quarter barrel of petroleum.

Fat Elvis
07-30-2010, 03:33 PM
During the last few years we were going back and comparing pictures, some of them were taken just two weeks a part but he looked like he’d gained 20 pounds when the only difference was that he had a good healthy bowel movement and then lost a lot of weight from that,” Dr. Nick explained.

Two things:

1) http://worldwide-web.com/JeffreyBabad/Simpsons/Nick/nick.jpg




2) A twenty pound poo is like half a bag of the large bags of dog food.

Pants
07-30-2010, 04:26 PM
Can you imagine taking a 20 pound poop? That must come close to having sex in terms of enjoyment. I bet nothing feels more relieving than a 20 pound poop.

The_Doctor10
07-30-2010, 07:03 PM
I went to New York City last summer for 5 days, and on the fourth day it occurred to me that I had not taken a shit since before I left. And even after that, you'd think a mental urgency would set in, but no. I went to the Yankee game and came back around 6, and took my poo at my leisure. It was more odd than anything... Since then, not a day goes by without a good poop, it must be said.