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loochy
08-05-2010, 10:18 AM
Now that Jesus Christ has failed in his attempt to thwart gay marriage in California, what are the chances of him trying to buy the Royals? It's actually a very attractive deal for both the fans and JC. With one of the highest rated farm systems, this team could be good for a while. Add in some extra Godly powers that Christ would be prepared to unleash and this team could be really exciting in 2011/2012.

I would love Christ as an owner. Without an owner that cares like Christ can we really stick with the White Sox spending, the Twins extra stadium revenue, and the Indians? I guess the only downside could be the possibility of Christ sacrificing the team to save baseball, much as he sacrificed himself to save mankind.

The Royals have a ton of avid fans despite the many losing seasons and Jesus Christ has a ton of avid fans despite dying almost 2000 years ago. What would KC be like if they start winning 90 games a year?

KCtotheSB
08-05-2010, 10:19 AM
....what?

ChiTown
08-05-2010, 10:19 AM
I don't think so. I've heard he's making a strong push to go after the Angels.........

KCtotheSB
08-05-2010, 10:20 AM
....what?

Rooster
08-05-2010, 10:33 AM
I don't think so. I've heard he's making a strong push to go after the Angels.........

Figures.... :harumph:

DonTellMeShowMe
08-05-2010, 10:34 AM
No no no...it's the Dodgers

KCUnited
08-05-2010, 10:36 AM
Conflict of interest considering the KC/Denver rivalry in football.

Sweet Daddy Hate
08-05-2010, 10:40 AM
Tebow is buying the Royals?

tooge
08-05-2010, 10:41 AM
"Royals owner Jesus Christ walks across outfield fountains during 7th inning stretch. Royals go on to lose by 3"

loochy
08-05-2010, 10:42 AM
How can we encourage Jesus to make a bid?

Discus.

Lonewolf Ed
08-05-2010, 10:47 AM
How can we encourage Jesus to make a bid?

Discus.

Javelin.

loochy
08-05-2010, 10:47 AM
Javelin.

Shot put.

Sweet Daddy Hate
08-05-2010, 10:48 AM
Javelin.

Pole Vault
(TWSS)

Demonpenz
08-05-2010, 10:48 AM
Chris Carpenter is Jesus fav

CoMoChief
08-05-2010, 10:50 AM
Now that Jesus Christ has failed in his attempt to thwart gay marriage in California, what are the chances of him trying to buy the Royals? It's actually a very attractive deal for both the fans and JC. With one of the highest rated farm systems, this team could be good for a while. Add in some extra Godly powers that Christ would be prepared to unleash and this team could be really exciting in 2011/2012.

I would love Christ as an owner. Without an owner that cares like Christ can we really stick with the White Sox spending, the Twins extra stadium revenue, and the Indians? I guess the only downside could be the possibility of Christ sacrificing the team to save baseball, much as he sacrificed himself to save mankind.

The Royals have a ton of avid fans despite the many losing seasons and Jesus Christ has a ton of avid fans despite dying almost 2000 years ago. What would KC be like if they start winning 90 games a year?

This may go down as the worst post in the history of msg boards, not just CP alone.

bevischief
08-05-2010, 10:50 AM
Nuke

loochy
08-05-2010, 11:12 AM
This may go down as the worst post in the history of msg boards, not just CP alone.

:sulk:

seclark
08-05-2010, 11:17 AM
This may go down as the worst post in the history of msg boards, not just CP alone.

nah...i think you're still safe.
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