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gblowfish
08-06-2010, 10:14 AM
If you think your office sucks, be glad you didn't work for Tiger Oil in Houston during the 1970's...
Check out these memos from the boss man "Tiger Mike."

http://www.lettersofnote.com/2010/08/tiger-oil-memos.html

jspchief
08-06-2010, 11:24 AM
Do not speak to me when you see me. If I want to to speak to you, I will do so. I want to save my throat. I don't want to ruin it by saying hello to all of you sons-of-bitches.,

(Signed)
EDWARD MIKE DAVISHeh.

GordonGekko
08-06-2010, 02:10 PM
Haha, what a son of a bitch! He is right bout some things though, like hippies and such, unnecessary work time celebrations.
But you would think that with this guy being such a tyrant and prick, people WOULD NOT GO INTO HIS OFFICE AND TAKE HIS STUFF!
Ha ha, I want to meet the people who worked for him. They had balls. It makes you wonder if he had to write all these memos for a reason, his workforce did not give a sh*t.

ChiTown
08-06-2010, 02:39 PM
That was aewsome. Some of the shit he spewed was spot on, but done so in a "less than tactful manner"
ROFL

seclark
08-06-2010, 02:41 PM
"I do not appreciate people coming into my office and helping themselves to my candy, cigars, medicine, and other personal items. "
ROFL
i just bet the employees did something w/his personal items besides steal them.
tiger mike seems like he might be just a little paranoid.
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onwardthruthefog
08-06-2010, 02:47 PM
i would totally take stuff from his office if he was my boss. people who act like pricks get treated like one.

Stinger
08-06-2010, 02:51 PM
I picture Red from that 70's show

http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/6400000/red-that-70s-show-6429350-446-471.jpg

seclark
08-06-2010, 02:54 PM
i would totally take stuff from his office if he was my boss. people who act like pricks get treated like one.

i wouldn't touch a f@cking thing in his office. i imagine every consumable item's had someone's beanbag rubbed on it.
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MOhillbilly
08-06-2010, 02:57 PM
i wouldn't touch a f@cking thing in his office. i imagine every consumable item's had someone's beanbag rubbed on it.
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I worked with a girl who was a complete bitch. she left her office toothbrush in her desk. HAha!

seclark
08-06-2010, 03:04 PM
I worked with a girl who was a complete bitch. she left her office toothbrush in her desk. HAha!

i've heard stories like that;)
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MOhillbilly
08-06-2010, 03:27 PM
i've heard stories like that;)
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im just sayin some of the dudes that were makin out with her at lunch were none to happy to hear about the toothbrush.

seclark
08-06-2010, 03:33 PM
im just sayin some of the dudes that were makin out with her at lunch were none to happy to hear about the toothbrush.

that's nuts!
someone left an open can of sardines under the seat of my truck one time at work. middle of summer. the wife thought i was having an affair.
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MOhillbilly
08-06-2010, 03:36 PM
that's nuts!
someone left an open can of sardines under the seat of my truck one time at work. middle of summer. the wife thought i was having an affair.
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for the win.
they were really really unhappy to hear they all got my sloppy 2nds and the nasty shit i got her to do, pre shit brush.

Iowanian
08-06-2010, 03:38 PM
I wish I'd read this before doing my intern's exit interview this afternoon..it would have given me some additional material.

seclark
08-06-2010, 03:39 PM
for the win.
they were really really unhappy to hear they all got my sloppy 2nds and the nasty shit i got her to do, pre shit brush.

most popular guy in the office, huh?
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Iowanian
08-06-2010, 03:40 PM
Tiger Mike had my favorite verse on the 1985 Superbowl Shuffle.

seclark
08-06-2010, 03:41 PM
I wish I'd read this before doing my intern's exit interview this afternoon..it would have given me some additional material.

seriously...i think tiger mike posts here.
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MOhillbilly
08-06-2010, 03:44 PM
most popular guy in the office, huh?
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they were just mad cause i fucked all the hot ones 1st, and they married the ugly ones. I dont like most of em anyway.

seclark
08-06-2010, 03:46 PM
they were just mad cause i ****ed all the hot ones 1st, and they married the ugly ones. I dont like most of em anyway.

apparently not...
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