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LaChapelle
08-11-2010, 10:26 AM
I'd imagine 90+% of males with the opportunity have.
You'd think women would be most curious since thier views are rather limited.

Phobia
08-11-2010, 10:30 AM
I'm a bit of an exhibitionist. Many here can attest. Yet, it has never once occurred to me to take a picture of my junk with my cell phone or any other camera.

I'm guessing my exhibitionist nature is more about getting a laugh and attention than it is about actually showing the goods.

KurtCobain
08-11-2010, 10:36 AM
I guess I'm going to have to now. If anybody wants it in a text, send me a smoke with your cell number in it.

listopencil
08-11-2010, 10:43 AM
I'd rather do it in person I guess.

Pants
08-11-2010, 10:49 AM
Yes.

P.S. Kind of a funny story: I have a really good friend who used to work as a cook in a very nice restaurant. Well, apparently, at one point a female patron had left her camera at the place and as a good, stand up citizen, my friend deemed it necessary to take a couple of pictures of his junk with that camera That way, said patron would see it amongst her other pictures stored on the camera once she came back to retrieve it. Good times.

LaChapelle
08-11-2010, 10:51 AM
I imagine when women get together they have their girlfriends take a courtesy
picture of their goodies so they can see what they look like with out a mirror
:)

KCUnited
08-11-2010, 10:51 AM
There's no zoom out function on my iphone.

ClevelandBronco
08-11-2010, 10:53 AM
There's no zoom out function on my iphone.

And there's no macro on mine.

blaise
08-11-2010, 11:03 AM
No, but I once posed nude for a college art class so somewhere there's chalk pencil sketchings of my junk.

luv
08-11-2010, 11:06 AM
I'd imagine 90+% of males with the opportunity have.
You'd think women would be most curious since thier views are rather limited.

What makes guys think women like seeing their junk?

KurtCobain
08-11-2010, 11:06 AM
No, but I once posed nude for a college art class so somewhere there's chalk pencil sketchings of my junk.

Girl or guy sketch you?

LaChapelle
08-11-2010, 11:10 AM
Startling females is a tactic as old as dirt
fear and sexual desire share nerve endings

blaise
08-11-2010, 11:12 AM
Girl or guy sketch you?

A whole class. Both. 20 people or so.

Deberg_1990
08-11-2010, 11:15 AM
yea sure...

I take pics all the time of my junk and try and sell it on Craigslist.

Phobia
08-11-2010, 11:41 AM
yea sure...

I take pics all the time of my junk and try and sell it on Craigslist.

Claythan contacted you yet?

MOhillbilly
08-11-2010, 11:44 AM
shit ya.

Pants
08-11-2010, 11:46 AM
Claythan contacted you yet?

So simple, yet so funny. LMAO

L.A. Chieffan
08-11-2010, 11:53 AM
i worked at verizon for a few years and whenver we took a chicks phone in the back for phone book transfers or service whatnot 100% of them had at least 1 "revealing" pic.

gblowfish
08-11-2010, 12:18 PM
I had a coloscopy done a couple years ago. But the photos are not on my cellphone.

KurtCobain
08-11-2010, 12:19 PM
I had a coloscopy done a couple years ago. But the photos are not on my cellphone.

If you can find the pics I can make you some $$$.

Rain Man
08-11-2010, 12:21 PM
i worked at verizon for a few years and whenver we took a chicks phone in the back for phone book transfers or service whatnot 100% of them had at least 1 "revealing" pic.

Please tell me you put them up on a web site. This should be standard policy for all employees of cell phone stores.

Otter
08-11-2010, 02:05 PM
Indeed I have, as a matter of fact I sent it out as a Merry Christmas card to some lucky friends last year.

If it makes a difference I was making "brains" in the picture in question as opposed to the whole kit and kaboodle.

Stewie
08-11-2010, 02:30 PM
Yes I have. I was replying to her pic message showing her goodies.

vailpass
08-11-2010, 02:40 PM
I'd imagine 90+% of males with the opportunity have.You'd think women would be most curious since thier views are rather limited.

WTF? You and I know a completely different set of people apparently.

LaChapelle
08-11-2010, 04:31 PM
No longer proud of their little buddy
no I don't know those dudes

Phobia
08-11-2010, 04:38 PM
No longer proud of their little buddy
no I don't know those dudes

Don't be an idiot. In your own "scientific" poll only 36% admitted it. That's a far cry from your prediction of 90%. Even if you allow +/- 3% for the females who may be on this site, you're still askew by more than half.

LaChapelle
08-11-2010, 04:39 PM
Too late

Spicy McHaggis
08-11-2010, 04:39 PM
No, but I once posed nude for a college art class so somewhere there's chalk pencil sketchings of my junk.

I've done this as well. It actually paid pretty nicely.

Buck
08-11-2010, 04:41 PM
I would have done this
but my camera doesn't
have a zoom function

listopencil
08-11-2010, 04:42 PM
What makes guys think women like seeing their junk?

Because it's fairly obvious that most women do.

Bane
08-11-2010, 04:43 PM
Yep.

kstater
08-11-2010, 04:43 PM
I would have done this
but my camera doesn't
have a zoom function

I think you forgot a word.

LaChapelle
08-11-2010, 04:51 PM
Selling junk and goodie props for cell phone pics could be a great business
a little hard hat and power saw
a little set of oars

Sweet Daddy Hate
08-11-2010, 04:57 PM
Worthless without Public Poll Viewing.

Buck
08-11-2010, 05:05 PM
I think you forgot a word.

I don't think so

Camera is pronounced cam-er-ah, not cam-ruh.

booger
08-11-2010, 05:20 PM
before and after each haircut. got a whole photo album

booger
08-11-2010, 05:27 PM
if my junk could talk it would say F U i look like a gal damn poodle

Mr. Laz
08-11-2010, 05:29 PM
yea ... sent it to a long distance relationship gal

BigMeatballDave
08-11-2010, 05:33 PM
Yes. And never again. When I started dating my ex-fiancee, I sent a pic of my junk to her phone as a gag(she had already seen it several times). Well, a few months later we changed providers and she gave her old phone to her mother. And, as you can probably guess, she didnt delete the pic before giving it too her mom. Her mother showed her 2 sisters too.

BigMeatballDave
08-11-2010, 05:36 PM
What makes guys think women like seeing their junk?Some women actually like it.

LaChapelle
08-11-2010, 05:41 PM
Show us your snatch shot

Mr. Laz
08-11-2010, 05:43 PM
What makes guys think women like seeing their junk?i think some sexual therapy people encourage women to take a picture of their "junk" since they can't see it from a very good angle.

it's part of "getting to know themselves" so they can learn to enjoy sex more or something.

jspchief
08-11-2010, 05:46 PM
Yes.

P.S. Kind of a funny story: I have a really good friend who used to work as a cook in a very nice restaurant. Well, apparently, at one point a female patron had left her camera at the place and as a good, stand up citizen, my friend deemed it necessary to take a couple of pictures of his junk with that camera That way, said patron would see it amongst her other pictures stored on the camera once she came back to retrieve it. Good times. Heh, my buddy did the same thing with a cell we found in a golf cart before we returned it to the clubhouse. I laughed so hard I cried.

GoHuge
08-11-2010, 05:46 PM
Hell yeah I have/do. Some girls that I mess around with love to share pics. It's no different than when you're in person.........trying to get what you can get. Never underestimate what you can talk a girl into doing. I've got a girl that lives in St. Louis that I only get to see once a month or so when she comes home and we do the phone sex/picture sharing thing all the time. Makes doing the real thing that much better when she's home because of the anticapation with a side of frustration we deal with in between when we see each other. Another girl I use to date now lives in Texas and is married, but we still share pics and have some occasional phone sex. I'm not a home wrecker, but it doesn't really bother me to do those things with a girl I'm never gonna see again.........not technically cheating.

Don't knock the phone sex or trading pics unless you've tried it. Another useful tool that has precipatated alot of this fun is Facebook. It has enabled or made alot of these things happen with girls from the past. Ten years after highschool people say what's on their mind a little easier than they did back then especially when using a forum like Facebook. I've gotten the opportunity to close several deals with girls I always wanted to that I've met throughout my life, but was too much a puss to make a move back then. Also had several girls finally tell me how they thought I was going looking etc back in the day, but were too chicken shit to say anything themselves. Once you hear that and they're somebody you're interested in why not pursue whatever it is you can get out of the deal? This shit may sound really out there or taboo to some, but I was apparently born a huge perv and just decided to embrace it. Me and my ex-girlfriend use to do the phone sex thing all the time on nights when we weren't together. It was easy to do because we were so comfortable with each other and a hell of alot of fun. Just figured I would keep that theme going with other girls and once you actually get them to do it they love it. I've had girls that I never thought would ever do something like that, but with a little persistence and suggestion here and there most chicks will do the phone sex/picture sharing thing especially if you deploy the "showed you mine now show me yours" tactic with a little pouting until you get your way. Having the pictures/audio and a willing particapant makes self service much more entertaining when that's all you are able to do at the time.

Like I said though I'm a big perv and have no shame. Alot of girls are just as big of pervs themselves and when there is a comfort level between the two of you they're willing to show it. Probably not for everyone, but I have a hell of a good time with it. It's not really any different than when you're in person with someone you are dating or just sport ****ing...........you just want to see how far you can get a chick to go. Maybe it's just my competetive nature......who knows? :)

LaChapelle
08-11-2010, 05:52 PM
No.....15..... 24.19%
NCMM..25.....40.32%
---------------
40 votes at 64.51%

yes.....13.....20.97%
ISPWIC...9.....14.52%
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22 votes at 35.49%

WTF?

booger
08-11-2010, 05:55 PM
i think some sexual therapy people encourage women to take a picture of their "junk" since they can't see it from a very good angle.

it's part of "getting to know themselves" so they can learn to enjoy sex more or something.

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LaChapelle
08-11-2010, 05:58 PM
THis place is a prude republican haven

Sweet Daddy Hate
08-11-2010, 06:00 PM
THis place is a prude republican haven

I take it you've visited DC, then?

LaChapelle
08-11-2010, 06:03 PM
Missouri and Kansas are both red states
DC is as much about political talk as
FRed Phelps is about religion

JD10367
08-11-2010, 06:03 PM
Does it have to be your junk, or does it count if you take a picture of someone else's junk?

Hypothetically asking, of course.

LaChapelle
08-11-2010, 06:05 PM
I don't think of womens stuff as junk
more as goodies for lack of a better term

booger
08-11-2010, 06:07 PM
I don't think of womens stuff as junk
more as goodies for lack of a better term

or gibblets

booger
08-11-2010, 06:11 PM
or hay baby send me a pic of your stinkbait. only if she likes fishing for catfish though.

Pablo
08-11-2010, 06:31 PM
Sure I have. That's what cellphones were invented for, amirite?

LaChapelle
08-11-2010, 06:42 PM
hook me up with some of those sweet stinkbait pics baby doll

Param
08-11-2010, 06:54 PM
just pics?

I've done video and live video chat.

noobs

kstater
08-11-2010, 06:55 PM
Mine's got a timer on it, so I set it up to take this.

Pablo
08-11-2010, 06:57 PM
Mine's got a timer on it, so I set it up to take this.That dude's cock-strong.

SenselessChiefsFan
08-11-2010, 08:15 PM
THis place is a prude republican haven

I am a conservative, and I send pictures of my junk to people all the time.

I just don't want to have to pay a 'pictures of my junk' tax..... so, not much of a Democrat.

Boon
08-11-2010, 08:24 PM
Nah. I haven't taken any.

I have seen cell phone photos of shit in toilets.
On the interwebs.
People are NUTS!

Third Eye
08-12-2010, 01:22 AM
Missouri and Kansas are both red states
DC is as much about political talk as
FRed Phelps is about religion

Missouri is most certainly not a red state. It's the very definition of a swing state. Only twice since 1904, 1956 & 2008, has the state not voted with the winner.

T-post Tom
08-12-2010, 01:35 AM
Some girls that I mess around with love to share pics :)

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ykvACF9e55Q/SuiK1lEwVRI/AAAAAAAAAJE/RtbAZ0Zh0pY/s400/woman-with-tiger-stuffed-animal-nude-naked-topless.jpg

DaneMcCloud
08-12-2010, 01:38 AM
Missouri is most certainly not a red state. It's the very definition of a swing state. Only twice since 1904, 1956 & 2008, has the state not voted with the winner.

Yeah, that's why the banned strip clubs.

Phobia
08-12-2010, 01:46 AM
THis place is a prude republican haven

Indeed. I'm a total prude. Ask anybody who has ever been to Nzoner's.

Third Eye
08-12-2010, 02:04 AM
Yeah, that's why the banned strip clubs.

That's just the way it is when the split is that even. Missouri was also one of the first places outside of Vegas and Altantic City to embrace casinos. The Red and Blue split is so close that props on both side make it through. Sure it has trended red recently in Missouri, but so had the nation until 2008.

JD10367
08-12-2010, 06:38 AM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ykvACF9e55Q/SuiK1lEwVRI/AAAAAAAAAJE/RtbAZ0Zh0pY/s400/woman-with-tiger-stuffed-animal-nude-naked-topless.jpg

I'd pat that pussy.

Simply Red
08-12-2010, 06:46 AM
OBEY THE COCK!

Stewie
08-12-2010, 10:27 AM
Apparently if you own an iPhone you have more sex partners. Maybe their cameras have better (or worse... depending) capabilities.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/38663094/ns/technology_and_science-wireless/

bevischief
08-12-2010, 11:57 AM
Apparently if you own an iPhone you have more sex partners. Maybe their cameras have better (or worse... depending) capabilities.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/38663094/ns/technology_and_science-wireless/

No wonder the data usage keeps going up each month.

Detoxing
08-12-2010, 03:39 PM
Apparently Brett Favre has

'Brett Favre Once Sent Me Cock Shots': Not A Love Story

'Brett Favre Once Sent Me Cock Shots': Not A Love StoryHere's another reason Brett Favre should stay retired this time: Turns out The Daily Line's Jenn Sterger has kept a ridiculously disturbing (but HILARIOUS) secret about her interactions with The Gunslinger while they were both part of the Jets organization.

For those who don't know (or forget) who Jenn Sterger is: formerly buxom Florida State Cowgirl who gained internet notoriety for being a buxom Florida State fan who parlayed that popularity into a full-time career. She did Maxim shoots. Playboy shoots. She wrote a "Confessions of a Cowgirl" column for Sports Illustrated. Then, in 2008, Ms. Sterger joined the Jets as an in-house sideline reporter. It was during that fateful time that her and Mr. Favre's paths began to cross. Sort of.

Last winter, close to the Super Bowl, Ms. Sterger and I were discussing a possible collaboration on the proposed "Deadspin Swimsuit Project," which turned into a conversation about the whole "athlete dong photo" phenomenon. She claimed that she's been on the receiving end of several of those types of cell phone interactions by drunk men, some of whom were professional athletes. We later had a phone conversation about who some of the more well-known dong-shot senders were. One person, she claimed, who was very into cell phone-donging her was none other than Brett Favre. Now, at one point in his career, this news wouldn't be too surprising. Favre's time in Green Bay is littered with stories about his boozing and carousing. But gray-haired Favre? Oh yeah, she said. Sterger said that Favre first began to call her early in the season and leave strange, friendly messages on her voicemail. She played me one of these voicemails over the phone. It was Brett turning on the Mississippi simpleton charm on his way to practice giving Jenn a friendly good ol' boy hello to a pretty lady. It was odd, but nothing incriminating. Then the phone calls from Brett started to turn weird.

Sterger claimed she spurned Favre's advances because he was married, but also because she was working for the Jets at the time she didn't think it was the best idea to start a torrid affair with the team's highest profile player (the Jets have not responded to a question about any knowledge of the Favre/Sterger saga at this time). Plus, if she went forward with how aggressive he was and how skeeved out she was to some of her superiors, she suspected she might lose her job. The interactions were flirty and strange but she didn't think there wasn't anything that made her too uncomfortable. But then, one night, Sterger received a picture on her phone which was so shocking that she just tossed it across the room. It was his dick. Brett Favre's dick. And it happened multiple times. In fact, Sterger claims that, in one of the photos Favre allegedly sent her, he's masturbating — while wearing a pair of Crocs. In another photo, Favre is holding his penis while wearing the wristwatch he wore during his first teary-eyed retirement press conference. You know, this one:


'Brett Favre Once Sent Me Cock Shots': Not A Love Story........

http://deadspin.com/5603701/brett-favre-once-sent-me-cock-shots-not-a-love-story?skyline=true&s=i

88TG88
08-12-2010, 03:45 PM
Only when asked too.

Rausch
08-12-2010, 05:19 PM
In fact, Sterger claims that, in one of the photos Favre allegedly sent her, he's masturbating while wearing a pair of Crocs.

Favre...:doh!:

http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs44/f/2009/135/7/c/Daniel__s_Facepalm_by_xAikaNoKurayami.jpg

Fairplay
08-12-2010, 10:13 PM
:spock:

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Claynus
08-12-2010, 10:15 PM
Hi-res photog only

I did have someone else snap a cell phone pic of my junk though. Kinky story.

Fish
08-12-2010, 10:59 PM
Postin yer junk...

http://img842.imageshack.us/img842/9716/47880ab7991e11dea3b155f.jpg