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Over-Head
08-11-2010, 08:23 PM
probably old, but I laughed.



A retired man went into the Job Center in downtown Denver and saw a card

advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested, he went in and asked

the clerk for details.

The clerk pulled up the file and read;
"The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist"
.
-You have to help the women out of their underwear,
-lay them down and carefully wash their private regions,
-then apply shaving foam
- gently shave off the hair
- then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynecologist's examination."

"The annual salary is $65,000 and you'll have to go to Billings, Montana."

"Good grief; is that where the job is?"

"No sir -- that's where the end of the line is right now.

-King-
08-11-2010, 08:46 PM
That's a good job until you have to do her http://files.sharenator.com/fat_woman_with_fat_hanging_out_of_dress_If_browsers_were_women-s394x410-28069-580.jpg

SnakeXJones
08-11-2010, 08:52 PM
That's a good job until you have to do her http://files.sharenator.com/fat_woman_with_fat_hanging_out_of_dress_If_browsers_were_women-s394x410-28069-580.jpgmother of god! no more nugget for her I cant tell if those are snoopy socks or bronco socks ROFL

Hog Farmer
08-11-2010, 08:59 PM
ROFL At the OP and the #1 post !

BillSelfsTrophycase
08-11-2010, 09:11 PM
We're there dude


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v514/lordcliffton/Beavis_and_Butt-head.gif

Crush
08-12-2010, 11:37 AM
Thank God for Adblock.

bevischief
08-12-2010, 11:46 AM
ROFL

R&GHomer
08-12-2010, 11:48 AM
mother of god! no more nugget for her I cant tell if those are snoopy socks or bronco socks ROFL

ROFL Good Gawd no and to think I thought that would be the perfect job as a teenager.... LOL

seclark
08-12-2010, 02:53 PM
The job's not as good as it sounds!

geez!!! get rid of that f@cking pic!
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Baconeater
08-12-2010, 02:56 PM
geez!!! get rid of that f@cking pic!
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Yes, this. JFC :shake:

seclark
08-12-2010, 03:09 PM
hey Flachief58...got your msg.
gfy
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MOhillbilly
08-12-2010, 03:13 PM
mother of god! no more nugget for her I cant tell if those are snoopy socks or bronco socks ROFL

know how i know you are a nasty mofo?

Sofa King
08-12-2010, 03:15 PM
know how i know you are a nasty mofo?

you banged his mom and assumed the apple doesn't fall far from the tree?

Flachief58
08-12-2010, 04:24 PM
Holy F**CK people! You're Chiefs fans, I would have thought you would have thicker skin than that. I had no idea there were so many manjinas on here! IT'S A JOKE!!!!