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chiefforlife
08-14-2010, 09:16 AM
Todd Haley: Starters were "kind of sucking bananas"
Posted by Gregg Rosenthal on August 14, 2010 9:02 AM ET
In our Saturday morning version of preseason overreaction, let's visit the Kansas City Chiefs.

"The whole team," Haley said, "it looked like even defensively, that first drive, they were kind of sucking bananas."

It's hard to disagree. The Chiefs' first-team offense didn't pick up a first down in their first drive, and Matt Cassel fumbled to end their second drive. Cassel took the field in four series, and came away with zero points against the Falcons.

The bright spot for Kansas City was the running game. Jamaal Charles rushed four times for 37 yards, and could have broken a long touchdown with one more move in the open field. 170-pound Dexter McCluster, drafted as a wide receiver, wound up with five carries for 25 yards. He showed toughness getting up after a big hit.

Charlie Weis may be known as a pass-first coordinator, but we have a feeling the Chiefs will play to their strengths this year and run the ball a ton.

threebag02
08-14-2010, 09:21 AM
Christ.

Al Sharpton in 5...4...3...2...

MadMax
08-14-2010, 09:22 AM
Christ.

Al Sharpton in 5...4...3...2...




ROFL!!!!!!

Dave Lane
08-14-2010, 09:25 AM
Hell I'm more worried the religious right will have a cow about masturbation than that.

Crush
08-14-2010, 09:47 AM
This shit is bananas.

B-A-N-A-N-A-S

bevischief
08-14-2010, 10:22 AM
First teamers played like a##...
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Chief Henry
08-14-2010, 10:24 AM
Leave it to a liberal to bring religion into a football thread :huh:

DaneMcCloud
08-14-2010, 11:51 AM
Leave it to a liberal to bring religion into a football thread :huh:


Keep your fucking stupidass politics out of the football forum, Fuckface

stevieray
08-14-2010, 11:57 AM
Keep your ****ing stupidass politics out of the football forum, ****face

you're like a ten year old brat.

T-post Tom
08-14-2010, 11:59 AM
This shit is bananas.

B-A-N-A-N-A-S

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Pawnmower
08-14-2010, 12:14 PM
Christ.

Al Sharpton in 5...4...3...2...

HAHHAHAHH

BossChief
08-14-2010, 12:17 PM
Studabaker, DJ, Belcher, JC and Lewis need to be starters against San Diego. They were all well ahead of the starters in my opinion.

DaneMcCloud
08-14-2010, 12:18 PM
you're like a ten year old brat.

And you're like a dumb cunt.

Is this not the football forum?

Is there not a forum where people can exclusively discuss politics?

Keep that fucking shit OUT of here.

SNR
08-14-2010, 12:21 PM
Can we have a do-over on this thread?

RustShack
08-14-2010, 12:23 PM
Its Bananas!

stevieray
08-14-2010, 12:24 PM
And you're like a dumb ****.


.
right back atcha fuck stick.

dave loon brought politics/relgion into the thread.

DaneMcCloud
08-14-2010, 12:27 PM
right back atcha fuck stick.

dave loon brought politics/relgion into the thread.

Just give it a rest

Baby Lee
08-14-2010, 12:38 PM
Hell I'm more worried the religious right will have a cow about masturbation than that.

Leave it to a liberal to bring religion into a football thread :huh:

Keep your fucking stupidass politics out of the football forum, Fuckface

Speaking of dumb cunts, someone failed to notice that you and CH are making largely the same point.

DaneMcCloud
08-14-2010, 12:41 PM
Speaking of dumb cunts, someone failed to notice that you and CH are making largely the same point.

Um, no.

I couldn't give a shit about someone's political affiliation and I did not make mention of it in my post.

BIG difference.

You lose again.

stevieray
08-14-2010, 12:41 PM
Speaking of dumb ****s, someone failed to notice that you and CH are making largely the same point.

just give it a rest....LMAO

DaneMcCloud
08-14-2010, 12:44 PM
just give it a rest....LMAO

Shut the fuck up.

And Dave Lane, keep your political shit out of here as well.

Fuckin' assholes. You've got your own fucking forum to snipe at each other, 24-7.

stevieray
08-14-2010, 12:45 PM
Shut the **** up.



ROFL

ok daddy

Baby Lee
08-14-2010, 12:47 PM
Um, no.

I couldn't give a shit about someone's political affiliation and I did not make mention of it in my post.

BIG difference.

You lose again.

I am truly humbled.

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You're right, no comparison between two posters opining that DC and the Holy Land should stay in DC and the Holy Land

teedubya
08-14-2010, 01:09 PM
Dane put everyone in their place... wait. Dane = Dave Lane... DaveLane... - vela = Dane. Hrmmm

MTG#10
08-14-2010, 01:12 PM
Keep your ****ing stupidass politics out of the football forum, ****face

Why are you always so hostile? Did your parents not hug you enough when you were a child? You cannot have a debate or even a discussion without calling people names. And Im not even talking about this time in particular, you do it almost daily. That's what high school kids do, once you hit 20-22 you're supposed to grow out of that shit.

alanm
08-14-2010, 01:17 PM
We'll have no relevant discourse here. :spock:

SNR
08-14-2010, 01:22 PM
We'll have no relevant discourse here. :spock:Eh, there wasn't much to this thread in the first place. The Chiefs suck, we all knew that. And Todd Haley said a quirky thing. It's amusing.

Guru
08-14-2010, 01:24 PM
Come on guys. Somebody be the bigger person and stop hijacking the thread with stupid shit.

Haley is right.

Baby Lee
08-14-2010, 01:29 PM
no, no...

don't grown out of it, we need somebody to wake us up now and again...

besides, it's entertaining... :D :D :D

Keep your fucking stupidass entertaining yourself out of the football forum, Fuckface

go bowe
08-14-2010, 01:29 PM
Why are you always so hostile? Did your parents not hug you enough when you were a child? You cannot have a debate or even a discussion without calling people names. And Im not even talking about this time in particular, you do it almost daily. That's what high school kids do, once you hit 20-22 you're supposed to grow out of that shit.no, no...

don't grow out of it, dane...

we need some inspiration around here from time to time... :thumb: :thumb: :thumb:

stevieray
08-14-2010, 01:29 PM
Come on guys. Somebody be the bigger person and stop hijacking the thread with stupid shit.



don't make me pull this car over....

go bowe
08-14-2010, 01:30 PM
Keep your ****ing stupidass entertaining yourself out of the football forum, ****facewell hell, they won't entertain me any more in dc...

what's a guy supposed to do?

T-post Tom
08-14-2010, 01:31 PM
Come on guys. Somebody be the bigger person and stop hijacking the thread with stupid shit.

Haley is right.

F*ck you, you clueless f*cking moron. Wash the sand out of your paper-thin labia and then go fist yourself up and down a burning f*cking aids tree mothrf*cker. :spock: :mad: :grr: :$2500:%(/ :facepalm:


Oh geez, sorry Guru. I walked a little too close to the CP light. LMAO

SNR
08-14-2010, 01:31 PM
no, no...

don't grown out of it, we need somebody to wake us up now and again...

besides, it's entertaining... :D :D :DFuck you, you shit packing cunt swabber penis gobbler asshole moron. Do the world a favor and light yourself on fire and drive into an AIDS tree you fucking pathetic excuse for a fucking human

stevieray
08-14-2010, 01:50 PM
**** you, you shit packing **** swabber penis gobbler asshole inbred midwestern moron. Do the world a favor and light yourself on fire and drive into an AIDS tree you ****ing pathetic excuse for a ****ing human...btw my arms and calves are awesome, and i'm in my forties!

FYP

Guru
08-14-2010, 01:59 PM
F*ck you, you clueless f*cking moron. Wash the sand out of your paper-thin labia and then go fist yourself up and down a burning f*cking aids tree mothrf*cker. :spock: :mad: :grr: :$2500:%(/ :facepalm:
:eek:


Oh geez, sorry Guru. I walked a little too close to the CP light. LMAO

http://www.celebrityfreakshow.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/zelda-rubinstein.jpgROFL

go bowe
08-14-2010, 02:00 PM
**** you, you shit packing **** swabber penis gobbler asshole moron. Do the world a favor and light yourself on fire and drive into an AIDS tree you ****ing pathetic excuse for a ****ing humanwhat's a fuck swabber?

go bowe
08-14-2010, 02:01 PM
FYPLMAO LMAO LMAO

SNR
08-14-2010, 02:04 PM
what's a fuck swabber?I said c*nt swabber.

Asshole.

T-post Tom
08-14-2010, 02:05 PM
:eek:



http://www.celebrityfreakshow.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/zelda-rubinstein.jpgROFL

I'm still waiting for the PM filled with castration threats and hamster/elderberry references. :D

booger
08-14-2010, 02:08 PM
I said c*nt swabber.

Asshole.

i had a dream one time about a pack of dirty c#nts swabbing their arsholes

booger
08-14-2010, 02:26 PM
http://www.google.com/#hl=en&source=hp&q=suck+bananas&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=CLO-AvexmTMn9DYv8jQP0roWBCQAAAKoEBU_QnoLR&fp=1&cad=b

where do you come up with this stuff Haley

go bowe
08-14-2010, 02:40 PM
I said c*nt swabber.

Asshole.well learn to spell, airheaded pickle-nosed blonde-eyed christmas prank playing inbread collie banger... :cuss: :cuss: :cuss:

oh, and banana sucking casshole...

gblowfish
08-14-2010, 03:44 PM
Coach Haley needs to be more specific.
You either suck bananas,
or you do not suck bananas.

You must choose. Live it or live with it.

Sully
08-14-2010, 04:04 PM
When is enough enough?

Von Dumbass
08-14-2010, 04:10 PM
REPOST

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=6934250#post6934250

T-post Tom
08-14-2010, 04:13 PM
Would someone please post the magical Asian banana guy gif?

rambleonthruthefog
08-14-2010, 04:50 PM
this thread kinda sucks bananas

the Talking Can
08-14-2010, 04:59 PM
Haley should make injured players suck bananas while riding the 'embarrassment bikes'...

Fruit Ninja
08-14-2010, 05:10 PM
lol, i love how this thread turned into a mock Dane thread. Great fucking work guys. Going to give you all rep. lol

Baby Lee
08-14-2010, 05:18 PM
lol, i love how this thread turned into a mock Dane thread. Great fucking work guys. Going to give you all rep. lol

You want to compare bank accounts you motherfucking retard?

You lose. . . AGAIN.


I said GOOD DAY!!!

stevieray
08-14-2010, 05:24 PM
lol, i love how this thread turned into a mock Dane thread. Great ****ing work guys. Going to give you all rep. lol

please. I've fucked more girls than you've ever met in your entire life, you stupid fuck fuck.

AIGF

MadMax
08-14-2010, 05:33 PM
please. I've ****ed more girls than you've ever met in your entire life, you stupid **** ****.

AIGF

ROFL Tell em Stevie!!:evil:

MadMax
08-14-2010, 05:36 PM
i had a dream one time about a pack of dirty c#nts swabbing their arsholes




WTH is an arsehole?

SNR
08-14-2010, 06:22 PM
well learn to spell, airheaded pickle-nosed blonde-eyed christmas prank playing inbread collie banger... :cuss: :cuss: :cuss:

oh, and banana sucking casshole...You take that back!

Silock
08-14-2010, 06:53 PM
Best thread about sucking bananas CP has ever seen.

BillSelfsTrophycase
08-14-2010, 07:06 PM
this thread kinda sucks bananas

B-A-N-A-N-A-S

KCChiefsFan88
08-14-2010, 08:23 PM
The lowest payroll in the NFL gets you a starting line-up that can't do much more than suck bananas.

But the Chiefs have their renovated Arrowhead Stadium... so all is well in Clark World.

Gravedigger
08-14-2010, 09:01 PM
Studabaker, DJ, Belcher, JC and Lewis need to be starters against San Diego. They were all well ahead of the starters in my opinion.

Yea, Studabaker is doing really well, I like what he brings to the D.

T-post Tom
08-14-2010, 11:55 PM
WTH is an arsehole?

"Arse is a British English and Hiberno-English word for the term Buttocks, and vulgarism."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arse

Tribal Warfare
08-15-2010, 01:48 AM
PBJ

chiefs1111
08-15-2010, 01:55 AM
Bananas are evil

chasedude
08-15-2010, 01:57 AM
Bananas!!!!

Marcellus
08-15-2010, 10:34 AM
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LaChapelle
08-15-2010, 11:55 AM
They got bored in their hotel rooms and gorged themselves
on homemade banana ice cream