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Dinny Blues
08-14-2010, 06:44 PM
Do you actually call a doctor?

Take a lunch break?

Have the wife call some friends to help her out?

Just wonderin'.......

Dinny

BillSelfsTrophycase
08-14-2010, 06:46 PM
Do you actually call a doctor?

Take a lunch break?

Have the wife call some friends to help her out?

Just wonderin'.......

Dinny


This

Ugly Duck
08-14-2010, 06:47 PM
Heck - it never bothered me. I didn't even know it was supposed to be a problem til I saw it on a commercial.

RJ
08-14-2010, 06:50 PM
My wife would have to either tough up and get through it or find some better looking friends.

RJ
08-14-2010, 06:51 PM
Heck - it never bothered me. I didn't even know it was supposed to be a problem til I saw it on a commercial.


From about 15 to 25 y/o it was pretty much a normal condition.

CosmicPal
08-14-2010, 06:56 PM
If your erection started with the ensuing kick-off of yesterday's Chiefs-Falcons game, then I say you have a serious problem.

If your erection started with your wife doing housework in the nude, then I say you'll be all right.

big nasty kcnut
08-14-2010, 07:13 PM
I would have to call many girls to finish me off.

ForeverChiefs58
08-14-2010, 07:36 PM
Call them:
http://www.forgetfoo.com/images/blog/krystal_forscutt_sarita_stella_joanna_krupa_9.jpg

kstater
08-14-2010, 07:45 PM
Have an erection 24/7, doesn't seem to be a problem.

threebag02
08-14-2010, 07:49 PM
That's why you go to the hospital. They always have nurses on call. Get enough of them together and let them beat the puke out of it.

ForeverChiefs58
08-14-2010, 07:59 PM
That's why you go to the hospital. They always have nurses on call. Get enough of them together and let them beat the puke out of it.
they even make bar calls
http://www.doubleviking.com/hotties/d/520-2/halloween-slutty-slut-10.jpg

ForeverChiefs58
08-14-2010, 08:04 PM
sucker for blondes
http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/9245/nurses3eb.jpg

ForeverChiefs58
08-14-2010, 08:05 PM
http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj33/microdome/nurses.jpg

sparkky
08-15-2010, 07:18 AM
That's why you go to the hospital. They always have nurses on call. Get enough of them together and let them beat the puke out of it.

totally agree!!!
hell, the odds say some of them will even be women!

Mojo Jojo
08-15-2010, 07:36 AM
I'll admit I'm older than most posters here, but an erection lasting more than 4 hours is called high school.

sparkky
08-15-2010, 07:49 AM
I'll admit I'm older than most posters here, but an erection lasting more than 4 hours is called high school.

or imminent heart attack.

Phobia
08-15-2010, 12:11 PM
My wife hates anything over 90 minutes. I don't know what to do about that.

BWillie
08-15-2010, 12:16 PM
I'll admit I'm older than most posters here, but an erection lasting more than 4 hours is called high school.

I don't see how you can possibly have an erection for 4 hours ever. I remember back in middle school I'd get wood just by seeing a hot girl. Now, my hog has acquired artificial intelligence. It knows when it's getting teased. It has no reaction at a strip club at all. Has no reaction to porn at all. But when a naked chick is primed in front of me it is ready to go no questions asked.

boogblaster
08-15-2010, 12:43 PM
or for those good ole days

LaChapelle
08-15-2010, 01:41 PM
Stop opening the freezer door
you're letting all the cold air out

MadMax
08-15-2010, 04:31 PM
I'd be in prison :(

RedThat
08-15-2010, 04:36 PM
If your erection started with the ensuing kick-off of yesterday's Chiefs-Falcons game, then I say you have a serious problem.

If your erection started with your wife doing housework in the nude, then I say you'll be all right.

My erection already started thanks to your avatar

RedThat
08-15-2010, 04:38 PM
I don't see how you can possibly have an erection for 4 hours ever. I remember back in middle school I'd get wood just by seeing a hot girl. Now, my hog has acquired artificial intelligence. It knows when it's getting teased. It has no reaction at a strip club at all. Has no reaction to porn at all. But when a naked chick is primed in front of me it is ready to go no questions asked.

Ain't nothing like the real thing baby...Ain't nothing like the real thing

GoHuge
08-15-2010, 04:42 PM
Have sex with my girl friend and then play ring-toss with myself for 3hr and 45min I guess. Would be down for more sex to break up the monotony of 3hr and 45min of playing ring-toss with myself.

Rain Man
08-15-2010, 05:03 PM
If I was in that situation, I'd probably not watch the third movie in the Nicole Kidman/Salma Hayek marathon.

Pioli Zombie
08-15-2010, 06:17 PM
Bugeater gets a 4 hour erection when he walks by the boys section at Walmart.

go bowe
08-15-2010, 06:35 PM
Bugeater gets a 4 hour erection when he walks by the boys section at Walmart.and why are YOU hanging out at the boys section at walmart?

are you a gay pedophile or just a gay stalker?

Gonzo
08-15-2010, 06:36 PM
Bugeater gets a 4 hour erection when he walks by the boys section at Walmart.

PZ get's a four hour erection whenever there's a queer eye marathon on the Bravo channel.
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luv
08-15-2010, 06:38 PM
A four hour erection isn't as big of a concern for some guys as it is others.

go bowe
08-15-2010, 06:41 PM
A four hour erection isn't as big of a concern for some guys as it is others.if you don't think so, you probably haven't had one yet...

go bowe
08-15-2010, 06:42 PM
A four hour erection isn't as big of a concern for some guys as it is others."four hour erection" + "big" in the same sentence sounds perfect to me /denver chief

luv
08-15-2010, 06:45 PM
"four hour erection" + "big" in the same sentence sounds perfect to me /denver chief

Heh. Sounds like a hell of a lot of exercise to me. :)

BryanBusby
08-15-2010, 06:46 PM
Janet Reno in crotchless panties. Would kill that 4 hour erection in .4 seconds

ForeverChiefs58
08-15-2010, 06:50 PM
Heh. Sounds like a hell of a lot of exercise to me. :)

ROFL

ForeverChiefs58
08-15-2010, 06:52 PM
Janet Reno in crotchless panties. Would kill that 4 hour erection in .4 seconds

holy cow yes. Same with supreme court judge Elena Kagan who looks too much like Kevin James.

go bowe
08-15-2010, 06:54 PM
Janet Reno in crotchless panties. Would kill that 4 hour erection in .4 secondsok now, that's just nasty...

King_Chief_Fan
08-15-2010, 07:45 PM
I am calling Guiness world record book...picture and all.:D

HoneyBadger
08-15-2010, 11:46 PM
Sounds like someone has self control issues.