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gblowfish
08-14-2010, 09:15 PM
It seems like we're more than likely in for another long year from our beloved KC Chiefs. So we might as well start working up some good nicknames for the guys who will probably make the team this year. Some humble offerings, some we've heard before, but please, share some of your own. Some opening suggestions:

Offense:

Cassel: Casshole

Bowe: D-Minus Bowe

Croyle: Brokie

Moeaki: Brokie-aki

Charles: Chuck

Waters: Grimace

O'Callaghan: Speed Bump

McCluster: Run DMC

Cox: Mike Cox (is he related to Mike Hunt?)

Niswanger: The Wanger

Albert: Fat Albert

Pope: The Pontiff

Santucci: Tony Soprano


Defense:

Gilberry: Crunchberry

T Jackson: Ryan Sims

C Mays: All About Fitness

D Johnson: Not DT

D Williams: Nobody Homeo

J Belcher: Beano

Flowers: FTD

E Berry: Halle

Page: The Invisible Man

Special Teams:

Gafford: Head Snap

Succop: Suckup

RustShack
08-14-2010, 09:24 PM
GBlowFish- Go blow me

DeezNutz
08-14-2010, 09:27 PM
T Jackson: Ryan Sims


lol.

Ebolapox
08-14-2010, 09:27 PM
nevermind, it sucked...

SNR
08-14-2010, 09:34 PM
Did Santucci have a good game or something? I don't think we should give the shit guys names. It's like a farmer naming his livestock before he sends them to the slaughterhouse

Thig Lyfe
08-14-2010, 09:35 PM
Thigpen: The Man Who Would Be Savior

big nasty kcnut
08-14-2010, 09:36 PM
eric berry crunchberry
derrick johnson dj rock em sock em
jamaal charles larry johnson pimp
javier arenas arenaball
tamba hali ramba tamba
ryan succup mr relevance
dustin colquitt dusty finish

gblowfish
08-14-2010, 09:37 PM
Thigpen: The Man Who Would Be Savior

Hey, I saw Thiggy playing for Miami tonight on the NFL Network. I'll have to check their schedule and see when they're going to replay the KC/Atlanta game.

gblowfish
08-14-2010, 09:38 PM
GBlowFish- Go blow me

Hey Rusty Trombone Shack:

I'm not that easy. Dinner and a movie first, then maybe you get a handie.
Maybe.

BillSelfsTrophycase
08-14-2010, 10:22 PM
GBlowFish- Go blow me

Not until you burn his house down

HotRoute
08-14-2010, 10:45 PM
Flowers: FTD

whats this one mean

HotRoute
08-14-2010, 10:47 PM
Niswanger: The Wanger Sucker

FYP

milkman
08-14-2010, 10:48 PM
Flowers: FTD

whats this one mean

Well, we know who needs a woman here.

T-post Tom
08-14-2010, 10:50 PM
Hey Rusty Trombone Shack:

I'm not that easy. Dinner and a movie first, then maybe you get a handie.
Maybe.

The hint of a little Mick Jagger action and suddenly you've got sugar in your blood. Sassy!

HotRoute
08-14-2010, 10:57 PM
Well, we know who needs a woman here.

Happily married, but what exactly does FTD stand for?

milkman
08-14-2010, 11:14 PM
Happily married, but what exactly does FTD stand for?

I'm sorry for your wife then.

Haven't you ever heard of FTD Florists?

Bane
08-14-2010, 11:18 PM
I'm sorry for your wife then.

Haven't you ever heard of FTD Florists?

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

HotRoute
08-14-2010, 11:19 PM
Never heard of them . . . my wife always tells me flowers are a waste of money since they die so quick. She usually wants clothes or jewlery. But i guess that makes sense.

I thought the one someone had the other day was hilarious, something along the lines of our secondary smelling like berries and flowers, lol

Bane
08-14-2010, 11:24 PM
Never heard of them . . . my wife always tells me flowers are a waste of money since they die so quick. She usually wants clothes or jewlery. But i guess that makes sense.

I thought the one someone had the other day was hilarious, something along the lines of our secondary smelling like berries and flowers, lol

:D

milkman
08-14-2010, 11:30 PM
Never heard of them . . . my wife always tells me flowers are a waste of money since they die so quick. She usually wants clothes or jewlery. But i guess that makes sense.

I thought the one someone had the other day was hilarious, something along the lines of our secondary smelling like berries and flowers, lol

My has told me the same.

It's funny how it still always brightens her day when she gets flowers anyway.

HotRoute
08-14-2010, 11:32 PM
yup especially in front of all of her co workers, kind of showing them off or something

T-post Tom
08-14-2010, 11:36 PM
http://www.tucumanalas7.com.ar/joyas/sitio/imagenes_upload/lilly-robbins-3.jpg

HotRoute
08-14-2010, 11:39 PM
http://www.tucumanalas7.com.ar/joyas/sitio/imagenes_upload/lilly-robbins-3.jpg

how about some nicknames for these?????????

T-post Tom
08-14-2010, 11:44 PM
http://www.kffl.com/images/player-images/cheerleaders/image32m.jpg

T-post Tom
08-14-2010, 11:48 PM
http://www.kffl.com/images/player-images/cheerleaders/image20m.jpg