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Chocolate Hog
08-20-2010, 01:15 AM
I read that his wife divorced him because he cheated on her with Fernado Tatis. I thought it was bullshit then I saw this tonight


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Jewish Rabbi
08-20-2010, 01:15 AM
Are you really retarded?

CrazyPhuD
08-20-2010, 01:20 AM
Why did Buck have his mom pick him up from the gay bar?

Fairplay
08-20-2010, 01:20 AM
Wouldn't surprise me at all.

POND_OF_RED
08-20-2010, 01:23 AM
Of course. I didn't realize he was even still in the closet. That's pathetic. It's the 21st century. Come out already pillowbiter.

HoneyBadger
08-20-2010, 01:24 AM
Well wouldn't everyone agree Brady is "dreamy"?

pr_capone
08-20-2010, 01:24 AM
Who cares?

KC native
08-20-2010, 01:25 AM
Who cares?

a big fat this.

Fairplay
08-20-2010, 01:25 AM
Joe Buck... lol

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POND_OF_RED
08-20-2010, 01:34 AM
Who cares?

apparently his "wife"

CoMoChief
08-20-2010, 01:35 AM
Who cares?

the Teaparty.

nicelife2010
08-20-2010, 02:29 AM
why teaparty?

CrazyPhuD
08-20-2010, 06:35 AM
why teaparty?

because they have all the teabags.

LaChapelle
08-20-2010, 06:36 AM
He's out of your league

beach tribe
08-20-2010, 06:44 AM
He's out of your league

Ha!

Nice.

blaise
08-20-2010, 08:36 AM
He's really lame and terrible to listen to.

WV
08-20-2010, 08:43 AM
He's really lame and terrible to listen to.

This..........I could care less about his orientation, but he sucks as an announcer.

Brock
08-20-2010, 09:21 AM
Being paired with Troy Aikman is no coincidence.

gblowfish
08-20-2010, 09:28 AM
Point of clarification:

Is he "Gay", like Rock Hudson Gay? You know, not obviously Gay.

Or is he "Really Gay," like, Elton John or Freddie Mercury Gay?

Let's be clear.

Chief Henry
08-20-2010, 09:30 AM
"dreamy Tom Brady" wtf ?

QuikSsurfer
08-20-2010, 09:38 AM
He's out of your league

lol

Cave Johnson
08-20-2010, 09:59 AM
You, sir, are a class A moron.

His wife divorced him because he was creeping at bars and hitting on 20-somethings (which I've personally witnessed). Here's another account.

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/03/joe-buck-gets-drunk-in-vegas-declares.html

blaise
08-20-2010, 10:05 AM
He looks like a large midget.

redhed
08-20-2010, 10:13 AM
Apply directly to forehead in the event of a Joe Buck article:

Joe Buck Pissed In My Shoes
a short narrative by NakedReporta

Back when I was 11 and living in St. Louis, my parents decided I was too smart to be wasting my time in public schools and started seeking out private schools. The choice was eventually narrowed to two: John Burroughs and Country Day. I took the admittance test for each, but a kid I really hated from the public school I had attended was also trying to get into Burroughs, so I tanked that test.

Come fall, I was a seventh-grader at St. Louis Country Day School (known as CODASCO for short), whose famous alums include Vincent Price and John Danforth. And so began a year of sheer living hell. Most of the kids at CODASCO came from monied families, while I was this socially inept middle-class kid who wore the same Sears-bought suit every day. I was an immediate target.

One of my classmates was Joe Buck, the son of legendary Cardinals announcer Jack Buck. Joe was kind of a big, fat kid, but he had all the airs of social entitlement. Typical of the kind of stupid crap Buck would pull on me was to ask me if I "knew" my mother or to mock my attire. On more than one occasion, he was one of the ringleaders as five or six kids would decide to simultaneously throttle me.

But the final indignity came on a spring afternoon when we had gym class. We all changed into our standard-issue t-shirts and shorts and trotted out to the baseball field. All, that is, except Joe Buck, who bolted out of the locker room about a minute behind the rest. And when gym period was over, and we returned to the locker room, there were my Docksides-knockoff loafers, filled with the acrid stench of urine. Buck denied it, and the gym teacher didn't really give a shiat.

I had to wear my gym sneakers the rest of the day, then tearfully explain to my parents about what had happened. They decided to press the issue, and it culminated in Joe and his mom and my mother and I all meeting with the headmaster. Joe denied it, I couldn't prove it, and the headmaster made us shake hands. I knew the remaining months were only going to be worse. The group beatings and mockery intensified. I barely passed my way through the seventh grade, and the next year I was back in public school. The torment continued -- hey, I was a real dork -- but at least it was free.

Look, kids can do cruel things. Joe was looking to be one of the guys, and I was an easy mark. He couldn't have any idea that my home life was simultaneously crumbling, and that what could have been a respite (time in school, away from home) was instead just compounding my nightmare. I suppose I should forgive the guy. But I can't.

I've managed to slog through a pretty respectable career as a writer. Joe, with his family ties and -- even I have to admit -- considerable talent, is the voice of FOX Sports. And every time I watch a marquee sporting event on FOX, I can't help but pause and reflect that, all those many years ago, that prick pissed in my shoes.

Mr. Laz
08-20-2010, 10:23 AM
amazed that anyone still cares who's gay or not

Short Leash Hootie
08-20-2010, 11:48 AM
You, sir, are a class A moron.

His wife divorced him because he was creeping at bars and hitting on 20-somethings (which I've personally witnessed). Here's another account.

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/03/joe-buck-gets-drunk-in-vegas-declares.html

that's sounds like the fakest storie I've ever heard in my life...

yeah I bet they Gus Johnson'd him and he was mad about it...

I stopped reading right there...dumbass exaggerating kids

Rausch
08-20-2010, 11:51 AM
Being paired with Troy Aikman is no coincidence.

This.

chasedude
08-20-2010, 11:54 AM
amazed that anyone still cares who's gay or not

This!

Rausch
08-20-2010, 11:56 AM
amazed that anyone still cares who's gay or not

There are fucking 1 hour specials on who's doing who.

To me he isn't gay.

He's GHEY (don't care who he bangs) and always will be.

And fucking HATED his dad's drunken half-attempts at calling the Card's games.

His pappy was definitely the Madden of baseball...

Mr. Laz
08-20-2010, 12:09 PM
There are fucking 1 hour specials on who's doing who.

To me he isn't gay.

He's GHEY (don't care who he bangs) and always will be.

And fucking HATED his dad's drunken half-attempts at calling the Card's games.

His pappy was definitely the Madden of baseball...
oh ... he's definitely teh Ghey


don't care much for him either

Jewish Rabbi
08-20-2010, 12:12 PM
And fucking HATED his dad's drunken half-attempts at calling the Card's games.

His pappy was definitely the Madden of baseball...

:spock:

teedubya
08-20-2010, 12:17 PM
He pissed in my shoes!!!

Tuckdaddy
08-20-2010, 12:44 PM
Well wouldn't everyone agree Brady is "dreamy"?

I would agree. That is one gooooood look'in SOB!

MOhillbilly
08-20-2010, 12:45 PM
Billay eats poo.

Cave Johnson
08-20-2010, 01:19 PM
I heard a rumor Billay has two tickets to the gun show.

Can anyone confirm?

King_Chief_Fan
08-20-2010, 01:22 PM
Apply directly to forehead in the event of a Joe Buck article:

Joe Buck Pissed In My Shoes
a short narrative by NakedReporta

Back when I was 11 and living in St. Louis, my parents decided I was too smart to be wasting my time in public schools and started seeking out private schools. The choice was eventually narrowed to two: John Burroughs and Country Day. I took the admittance test for each, but a kid I really hated from the public school I had attended was also trying to get into Burroughs, so I tanked that test.

Come fall, I was a seventh-grader at St. Louis Country Day School (known as CODASCO for short), whose famous alums include Vincent Price and John Danforth. And so began a year of sheer living hell. Most of the kids at CODASCO came from monied families, while I was this socially inept middle-class kid who wore the same Sears-bought suit every day. I was an immediate target.

One of my classmates was Joe Buck, the son of legendary Cardinals announcer Jack Buck. Joe was kind of a big, fat kid, but he had all the airs of social entitlement. Typical of the kind of stupid crap Buck would pull on me was to ask me if I "knew" my mother or to mock my attire. On more than one occasion, he was one of the ringleaders as five or six kids would decide to simultaneously throttle me.

But the final indignity came on a spring afternoon when we had gym class. We all changed into our standard-issue t-shirts and shorts and trotted out to the baseball field. All, that is, except Joe Buck, who bolted out of the locker room about a minute behind the rest. And when gym period was over, and we returned to the locker room, there were my Docksides-knockoff loafers, filled with the acrid stench of urine. Buck denied it, and the gym teacher didn't really give a shiat.

I had to wear my gym sneakers the rest of the day, then tearfully explain to my parents about what had happened. They decided to press the issue, and it culminated in Joe and his mom and my mother and I all meeting with the headmaster. Joe denied it, I couldn't prove it, and the headmaster made us shake hands. I knew the remaining months were only going to be worse. The group beatings and mockery intensified. I barely passed my way through the seventh grade, and the next year I was back in public school. The torment continued -- hey, I was a real dork -- but at least it was free.

Look, kids can do cruel things. Joe was looking to be one of the guys, and I was an easy mark. He couldn't have any idea that my home life was simultaneously crumbling, and that what could have been a respite (time in school, away from home) was instead just compounding my nightmare. I suppose I should forgive the guy. But I can't.

I've managed to slog through a pretty respectable career as a writer. Joe, with his family ties and -- even I have to admit -- considerable talent, is the voice of FOX Sports. And every time I watch a marquee sporting event on FOX, I can't help but pause and reflect that, all those many years ago, that prick pissed in my shoes.

I think you are entitled to look him up, knock him on his ass, pull of his shoes and piss in them and ask him...."how do you like me now"

Chocolate Hog
08-20-2010, 01:22 PM
I heard a rumor Billay has two tickets to the gun show.

Can anyone confirm?

Guess Joe Buck isn't the only one who's gay.

gblowfish
08-20-2010, 01:22 PM
That's sexual harassment!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBVuAGFcGKY

Crush
08-20-2010, 01:23 PM
I heard he was looking for houses in Leawood.
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'Hamas' Jenkins
08-20-2010, 01:36 PM
There are fucking 1 hour specials on who's doing who.

To me he isn't gay.

He's GHEY (don't care who he bangs) and always will be.

And fucking HATED his dad's drunken half-attempts at calling the Card's games.

His pappy was definitely the Madden of baseball...

What the fuck are you talking about?

The drunk who rambles during Cards games (for the last several decades) is Mike Shannon.

Jack Buck is probably the most respected broadcaster, along with Vin Scully, in the history of baseball.

vailpass
08-20-2010, 01:42 PM
amazed that anyone still cares who's gay or not

Do you have school aged children?

vailpass
08-20-2010, 01:43 PM
What the **** are you talking about?

The drunk who rambles during Cards games (for the last several decades) is Mike Shannon.

Jack Buck is probably the most respected broadcaster, along with Vin Scully, in the history of baseball.

Harry Caray FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cave Johnson
08-20-2010, 01:56 PM
Guess Joe Buck isn't the only one who's gay.

I'm not the one with the "foresight" to take a pic of my mongoloid, Mr. Potato Head-looking ass flexing in the mirror.

I bet your nocturnal emissions are to the thought of being the middle guy in both scenarios. Since they both involve pro QBs, of course.

Mr. Laz
08-20-2010, 01:59 PM
Do you have school aged children?
do you think it's contagious?


lemme guess ... the bible told you so?

Thig Lyfe
08-20-2010, 02:00 PM
Do you have school aged children?

This is vailpass, reporting live from the 1950s.

vailpass
08-20-2010, 02:07 PM
do you think it's contagious?


lemme guess ... the bible told you so?

Be as ridiculous as you like. It doesn't change the truth that the vast majority of parents do not want their children taught by homosexuals.
At my children's school it is grounds for dismissal.

Mr. Laz
08-20-2010, 02:09 PM
This is vailpass, reporting live from the 1950s.
i mean seriously :spock:

as long as people aren't making out in public is doesn't matter one bit who they "make out" with ... that goes for gay,straight or bi


sexual preference doesn't make any difference on how much i love my family.

Mr. Laz
08-20-2010, 02:11 PM
Be as ridiculous as you like. It doesn't change the truth that the vast majority of parents do not want their children taught by homosexuals.
At my children's school it is grounds for dismissal.

how narrow-minded and homophobic of you

vailpass
08-20-2010, 02:13 PM
how narrow-minded and homophobic of you

LMAO You go ahead and raise your children any way you like.

Thig Lyfe
08-20-2010, 02:26 PM
Be as ridiculous as you like.

Tolerance is way ridiculous.

It doesn't change the truth that the vast majority of parents do not want their children taught by homosexuals.

[citation needed]


At my children's school it is grounds for dismissal.

Your children's school is fucking retarded. Do you really think they're going to indoctrinate your children? Do you really conflate homosexuals with pedophiles? How do you remember to breathe?

I really hope ignorant-ass motherfuckers like you are a dying breed.

threebag02
08-20-2010, 02:27 PM
He almost talked Troy Aikman out of the closet.

MOhillbilly
08-20-2010, 02:30 PM
why do you have to be scared of gays?

vailpass
08-20-2010, 02:31 PM
Tolerance is way ridiculous.



[citation needed]




Your children's school is ****ing retarded. Do you really think they're going to indoctrinate your children? Do you really conflate homosexuals with pedophiles? How do you remember to breathe?

I really hope ignorant-ass mother****ers like you are a dying breed.


LMAO Sounds like someone may have a case of cock breath.

'Hamas' Jenkins
08-20-2010, 02:34 PM
LMAO Sounds like someone may have a case of cock breath.

http://i40.tinypic.com/16p24o.jpg

Chocolate Hog
08-20-2010, 02:35 PM
I'm not the one with the "foresight" to take a pic of my mongoloid, Mr. Potato Head-looking ass flexing in the mirror.

I bet your nocturnal emissions are to the thought of being the middle guy in both scenarios. Since they both involve pro QBs, of course.

Quit postin your spank bank material brah.


Plus you should be the one to talk about looks.

stevieray
08-20-2010, 02:46 PM
Being paired with Troy Aikman is no coincidence.

ahhh, it all makes sense now.

rad
08-20-2010, 02:46 PM
http://i40.tinypic.com/16p24o.jpg

LMAO Where do you find this shit?

'Hamas' Jenkins
08-20-2010, 02:47 PM
LMAO Where do you find this shit?

www.rentboy.com

redhed
08-20-2010, 03:15 PM
I think you are entitled to look him up, knock him on his ass, pull of his shoes and piss in them and ask him...."how do you like me now"

That didn't happen to me, but I think that's a good idea.

Pants
08-20-2010, 03:39 PM
LMAO @ Pittsie pwning billay.

Pants
08-20-2010, 03:42 PM
Fucking failpussy with his insight again? Someone needs to go flip off a Mexican during rush hour.

vailpass
08-20-2010, 03:54 PM
****ing failpussy with his insight again? Someone needs to go flip off a Mexican during rush hour.

LMAO

Simply Red
08-20-2010, 04:16 PM
You, sir, are a class A moron.

His wife divorced him because he was creeping at bars and hitting on 20-somethings (which I've personally witnessed). Here's another account.

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/03/joe-buck-gets-drunk-in-vegas-declares.html

C'mon Pittsie, there are more important things to worry about besides the amount of pussy Joe Buck can pull.

CoMoChief
08-20-2010, 04:18 PM
Since we're talking about FOX broadcasters, here's STL Cardinals play by play announcer Dan McLaughlin <== (Tool) mugshot from where he was arrested for drunk driving. Needless to say his mugshot is hilarious to say the least.

Shawn Barber's team photo has nothing on this. LOL

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/11/2010/08/340x_custom_1282335400360_cardinals_02.jpg

Ebolapox
08-20-2010, 04:19 PM
LMAO Where do you find this shit?

it's always sunny in philadelphia.

Chocolate Hog
08-20-2010, 04:40 PM
LMAO @ Pittsie pwning billay.

Pittsie is about as entertaining as sticking your dick in an electrical outlet.

Pasta Giant Meatball
08-20-2010, 04:47 PM
Tatis? Damn, he must have really been excited about those 2 grand slams in the same inning when he was with the Cards.

Baby Lee
08-20-2010, 04:55 PM
Pittsie is about as entertaining as sticking your dick in an electrical outlet.

How brave to admit you can pull that one off.

Pants
08-20-2010, 04:55 PM
Pittsie is about as entertaining as sticking your dick in an electrical outlet.

You gotta admit that shit was hilarious!

Simply Red
08-20-2010, 05:30 PM
Jim really liked pittsie, so it's automatic w/ me. :)

kysirsoze
08-20-2010, 05:36 PM
FWIW I think it sounds pretty clear that he's quoting someone else who presumably referred to him as dreamy earlier in the broadcast. Could be wrong. Not that it matters.

Pioli Zombie
08-20-2010, 07:05 PM
In the old days doing MNF on radio, Jack Buck used to fuck Hank Strams mouth during commercial breaks.

Pioli Zombie
08-20-2010, 07:07 PM
Jim Nantz is the real Gay pedophile.

rad
08-20-2010, 07:11 PM
www.rentboy.com

You asshole!

HoneyBadger
08-20-2010, 07:26 PM
www.rentboy.com

I'm disturbed you knew what that site is.

'Hamas' Jenkins
08-20-2010, 07:36 PM
I'm disturbed you knew what that site is.

Not a follower of politics I guess.

Cave Johnson
08-20-2010, 07:37 PM
Jim really liked pittsie, so it's automatic w/ me. :)

Going through the virtual trenches forms bonds civilians can't understand. ;)

HoneyBadger
08-22-2010, 12:18 AM
Not a follower of politics I guess.

I'm also not a follower of gay porn websites :)