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Deberg_1990
08-20-2010, 01:43 PM
http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/offbeat/man-arrested-for-putting-semen-in-female-co-workers-water-bottle-082010



FULLERTON, Calif. - A man was arrested Tuesday in California for ejaculating twice into a female co-worker’s water bottle.

Officers say that in January 2010, 31 year old Michael Kevin Lallana entered a female co-workers office at the Northwestern Mutual Mortgage Company in Newport Beach, California and ejaculated into a water bottle that was on her desk. The semen-filled water bottle was left on the office desk. The female later returned and drank the contents of the water bottle. The victim reported feeling ill after drinking the water.

Police say that approximately three months later in April 2010, Lallana again ejaculated into a water bottle that the same female co-worker left on her desk. Again the victim returned to her office and drank from the semen-filled water bottle. This time, after feeling ill again, the victim sent it to a private lab to be tested.

In June 2010, the female was contacted by the private lab who confirmed that the water bottle contained semen. The victim reported the incidents to the Orange Police Department.

In early July, following further investigation by the police and the Orange County Crime Lab, the defendant was linked through DNA to the crimes. Lallana was arrested Tuesday outside of his home.

Lallana was charged with two misdemeanor counts each of releasing an offensive material in a public place and assault, with sentencing allegations for committing a crime for sexual gratification.

If convicted, he faces a sentence ranging from a minimum of three months to a maximum of three years in jail with mandatory sex offender registration.

In a disturbing story out of Maryland, a man was arrested in July for throwing semen on women who were shopping in a Michael’s Craft store and in a Giant super market.

In this case police believe the suspect, Michael Wayne Edwards, Jr., used a spray bottle to spray the semen on the women’s backs!

'Hamas' Jenkins
08-20-2010, 01:46 PM
That guy has far better aim than Cassel.

blaise
08-20-2010, 01:48 PM
What a nutty story.

Spicy McHaggis
08-20-2010, 01:49 PM
What goes around, comes around.

Hydrae
08-20-2010, 01:49 PM
releasing an offensive material in a public place

Seems like an odd law to have on the books. I wonder if that means you could be arrested and charged for farting in a movie theatre. :hmmm:

blaise
08-20-2010, 01:50 PM
How many times after he did it the first time do you think that guy looked at her and said to himself, "Yeah baby, how did you like that protein shake?"

CrazyPhuD
08-20-2010, 01:53 PM
Wait so if you creampie the town whore does that also count as releasing an offensive material in a public place?

BWillie
08-20-2010, 01:59 PM
This broad gets sick after drinking semen? How does she ever expect to stay married or take cumshots to the face?

Ugly Duck
08-20-2010, 01:59 PM
I didn't know it was a crime to ejaculate into women's water bottles. I mean... who hasn't done that?

Gravedigger
08-20-2010, 02:00 PM
You couldn't notice it in your drink? Really? You just drink anything that's in front of you without noticing a change in the clarity of the water, or taste? I understand people are oblivious that this could happen to them but it's not like milk, IT'S WATER!

rockymtnchief
08-20-2010, 02:01 PM
Hmmmm...that explains what those guys were doing in Dunit35's swimming pool the other night.

Hog Farmer
08-20-2010, 02:02 PM
I'm innocent I tell ya !

Radar Chief
08-20-2010, 02:06 PM
Seems like an odd law to have on the books. I wonder if that means you could be arrested and charged for farting in a movie theatre. :hmmm:

Since the wording is “offensive material” it would probably depend on whether there was any substance to it or not.

Mr. Laz
08-20-2010, 02:07 PM
she really needs to learn how to swallow

KCUnited
08-20-2010, 02:09 PM
That is some hella aim, half the pages of the Mitchell Report would've been stuck together had I tried that.

Hog Farmer
08-20-2010, 02:10 PM
If he was smart he'd carry livestock semen which is harder to trace.

Radar Chief
08-20-2010, 02:13 PM
If he was smart he'd carry livestock semen which is harder to trace.

Hey, no free advertising here.

Kerberos
08-20-2010, 02:57 PM
http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/offbeat/man-arrested-for-putting-semen-in-female-co-workers-water-bottle-082010





In a disturbing story out of Maryland, a man was arrested in July for throwing semen on women who were shopping in a Michael’s Craft store and in a Giant super market.



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Goldmember
08-20-2010, 03:02 PM
You couldn't notice it in your drink? Really? You just drink anything that's in front of you without noticing a change in the clarity of the water, or taste? I understand people are oblivious that this could happen to them but it's not like milk, IT'S WATER!

Not if it's vitamin water

Goldmember
08-20-2010, 03:03 PM
If he was smart he'd carry livestock semen which is harder to trace.

You're missing his point

Detoxing
08-20-2010, 03:09 PM
That's Hawt.

I wanna ejaculate in some chick's water now....and watch her drink it.

And I love the idea of flinging semen at unsuspecting shoppers. Ima jump in a walmart shopping cart and have someone push me down the aisle while i do a drive-by semen fling at hot MILFS.

Hawt.

Lonewolf Ed
08-20-2010, 03:10 PM
This broad gets sick after drinking semen? How does she ever expect to stay married or take cumshots to the face?

Wait... how doe she expect to STAY married? This is the USA, buddy. Only girlfriends and fiances do that. Marriage puts an end to it.

HoneyBadger
08-20-2010, 03:10 PM
Ok. She drinks this water, gets sick. Then sends her water bottle to the lab?

How does this woman know something was in the water, and who sends their water to the lab to be tested?

Interesting......

Bane
08-20-2010, 03:56 PM
RAAAAAAAAWR!Take it all bitch!!!
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Tombstone RJ
08-20-2010, 04:48 PM
I'm wondering how he managed to do this twice without getting caught as he did it...

philfree
08-20-2010, 04:50 PM
Bull...she probably spat it there herself!

PhilFree:arrow:

Tombstone RJ
08-20-2010, 04:52 PM
And, how does the lab do a DNA match? Did he volunteer for a DNA test of somekind... this story has all sorts of strange...

Simply Red
08-20-2010, 04:53 PM
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Deberg has really been pulling his weight around here! GET TO WORK, PEOPLE!

Simply Red
08-20-2010, 04:58 PM
That is some hella aim, half the pages of the Mitchell Report would've been stuck together had I tried that.

Rob Report? ..just joking.

keg in kc
08-20-2010, 05:10 PM
That's just nasty.

boogblaster
08-20-2010, 05:11 PM
puts new meaning to the "ole-squirt-bottle" ....

Chief Chief
08-20-2010, 05:28 PM
Have you figured out what HIS favorite drink is?









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Jack 'n water!!!

Pestilence
08-20-2010, 05:41 PM
Have you figured out what HIS favorite drink is?









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Jack 'n water!!!

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Pioli Zombie
08-20-2010, 05:57 PM
Bugeater's been doing this for years at Chuck E Cheeses.

Bwana
08-20-2010, 06:04 PM
LMAO


What I want to know is why the hell did he give up his DNA?

Pioli Zombie
08-20-2010, 06:11 PM
LMAO


What I want to know is why the hell did he give up his DNA?
He gave it to them. In SEMEN.

Pioli Zombie
08-20-2010, 06:12 PM
Gives a new meaning to the term "on the rocks"

Bwana
08-20-2010, 06:13 PM
He gave it to them. In SEMEN.
Ummm, yeah, but they had to have SOMETHING to match it to. There may have been a court order to draw blood, or have him jeck it in a cup, but it's not like they had his DNA on file.

Pioli Zombie
08-20-2010, 06:16 PM
Ummm, yeah, but they had to have SOMETHING to match it to. There may have been a court order to draw blood, or have him jeck it in a cup, but it's not like they had his DNA on file.
Maybe they had her drink it and then they asked her "does this taste like the shit you drank?"

Hog Farmer
08-20-2010, 06:22 PM
Maybe they had her drink it and then they asked her "does this taste like the shit you drank?"

OK. That was funny ! ROFL

Bwana
08-20-2010, 06:22 PM
Maybe they had her drink it and then they asked her "does this taste like the shit you drank?"

LMAO

big nasty kcnut
08-20-2010, 06:58 PM
Funny did this guy think he was long dong silver or something.

Chiefaholic
08-20-2010, 07:50 PM
Maybe they had her drink it and then they asked her "does this taste like the shit you drank?"

:LOL:

Tombstone RJ
08-20-2010, 07:51 PM
Funny did this guy think he was long dong silver or something.

He's got a condition know as chiefsfan. Dude's dealing with it his own special way...

milkman
08-20-2010, 08:03 PM
He's got a condition know as chiefsfan. Dude's dealing with it his own special way...

Are you sayng that bitch was a cum guzling Donkey fan?

Gonzo
08-20-2010, 08:05 PM
Are you sayng that bitch was a cum guzling Donkey fan?

Aren't most donk fans cum guzzlers?
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milkman
08-20-2010, 08:09 PM
Aren't most donk fans cum guzzlers?
Posted via Mobile Device

We need a "Right over the head" smiley around here.

notorious
08-20-2010, 08:09 PM
Aren't most donk fans cum guzzlers?
Posted via Mobile Device


All Donk fans are cum guzzlers but not all cum guzzlers are Donk fans.

Tombstone RJ
08-20-2010, 08:09 PM
Are you sayng that bitch was a cum guzling Donkey fan?

No, I'm saying this is common behavior among you people... your all sick... ROFL

milkman
08-20-2010, 08:11 PM
No, I'm saying this is common behavior among you people... your all sick... ROFL

Maybe.

But sick is better than cum guzzling.

Tombstone RJ
08-20-2010, 08:21 PM
Maybe.

But sick is better than cum guzzling.

Well, you would know...

Bwana
08-20-2010, 08:25 PM
Well, you would know...

Dude, stfu and go fetch us a cold beer, stall boy.

milkman
08-20-2010, 08:28 PM
Well, you would know...

You know, I've never been to New York, but I know it has a hell of a lot people there.

Tombstone RJ
08-20-2010, 08:29 PM
Dude, stfu and go fetch us a cold beer, stall boy.

:banghead:

easy there big guy...

Brianfo
08-20-2010, 08:34 PM
I didn't know it was a crime to ejaculate into women's water bottles. I mean... who hasn't done that?

This. Elevenbillionty!!

RJ
08-20-2010, 08:35 PM
She probably has no idea how many times the dude shot a load into her pb&j.

Choosy moms choose jizz.

ChiefButthurt
08-20-2010, 08:35 PM
http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/offbeat/man-arrested-for-putting-semen-in-female-co-workers-water-bottle-082010



FULLERTON, Calif. - A man was arrested Tuesday in California for ejaculating twice into a female co-worker’s water bottle.

Officers say that in January 2010, 31 year old Michael Kevin Lallana entered a female co-workers office at the Northwestern Mutual Mortgage Company in Newport Beach, California and ejaculated into a water bottle that was on her desk. The semen-filled water bottle was left on the office desk. The female later returned and drank the contents of the water bottle. The victim reported feeling ill after drinking the water.

Police say that approximately three months later in April 2010, Lallana again ejaculated into a water bottle that the same female co-worker left on her desk. Again the victim returned to her office and drank from the semen-filled water bottle. This time, after feeling ill again, the victim sent it to a private lab to be tested.

In June 2010, the female was contacted by the private lab who confirmed that the water bottle contained semen. The victim reported the incidents to the Orange Police Department.

In early July, following further investigation by the police and the Orange County Crime Lab, the defendant was linked through DNA to the crimes. Lallana was arrested Tuesday outside of his home.

Lallana was charged with two misdemeanor counts each of releasing an offensive material in a public place and assault, with sentencing allegations for committing a crime for sexual gratification.

If convicted, he faces a sentence ranging from a minimum of three months to a maximum of three years in jail with mandatory sex offender registration.

In a disturbing story out of Maryland, a man was arrested in July for throwing semen on women who were shopping in a Michael’s Craft store and in a Giant super market.

In this case police believe the suspect, Michael Wayne Edwards, Jr., used a spray bottle to spray the semen on the women’s backs!


I call bullshit.

ForeverChiefs58
08-20-2010, 08:41 PM
She just needs to get herself one of these:

http://images7.cpcache.com/product/386429027v3_480x480_Front_Color-White.jpg


That way everybody knows.

ForeverChiefs58
08-20-2010, 08:46 PM
Look how freaking sexy that is:

http://www.treehugger.com/bottled-water-bottle-bottom.jpg

ForeverChiefs58
08-20-2010, 08:47 PM
http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/2884/sperm1.jpg

niblet
08-20-2010, 08:53 PM
He gave it to them. In SEMEN.

You solved it. I can just visualize what happened now. The bottle is sent to a lab for testing. The scientist: "OMG. The DNA in this bottle belongs to the owner of the semen that is also in this bottle." Case closed. Genius.

ForeverChiefs58
08-20-2010, 08:56 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_18XkaPdQZu4/SfEinwlfs7I/AAAAAAAARBY/YLp2s5RRST4/s400/spermBank.jpg

Phobia
08-20-2010, 09:17 PM
Hasn't your wife ever come home from work ill? I'm not sayin I'm taking credit for it but I'm not sayin I'm not either.

JD10367
08-20-2010, 09:20 PM
Not if it's vitamin water

Vitamin C (men).

alanm
08-20-2010, 11:04 PM
Maybe they had her drink it and then they asked her "does this taste like the shit you drank?"I bust a gut laughing and my GF comes over and checks out what I was laughing about then calls you guys some of the sickest f*cks around.
Some women have no sense of humor. LMAO

Frankie
08-20-2010, 11:12 PM
I had seen ships in a bottle but never Seamen.

Frankie
08-20-2010, 11:14 PM
Jokes aside though, anyone taking disgusting liberties with others should be put away for a good amount of time. Sick bastard!