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DaFace
08-21-2010, 09:38 PM
...and she thinks we're all a bunch of assholes. :)

Discuss.

notorious
08-21-2010, 09:38 PM
...and she thinks we're all a bunch of assholes. :)

Discuss.

She has it right.


Case closed IMO.

Baconeater
08-21-2010, 09:38 PM
So is she going to sign up?

DaFace
08-21-2010, 09:39 PM
So is she going to sign up?

Ha...we joked about it. That sounds like a good recipe for disaster. ROFL

luv
08-21-2010, 09:45 PM
I actually feel more at home with people I'm meeting for the first or second time off of CP than I do friends I've known for years but haven't seen in a while.

milkman
08-21-2010, 09:46 PM
I'm happy to hear that your wife isn't a dumbass.

JohnnyV13
08-21-2010, 09:46 PM
...and she thinks we're all a bunch of assholes. :)

Discuss.

You must have given a very accurate description.

DaFace
08-21-2010, 09:49 PM
Seriously, it's hard to explain the whole "dumbasses get blasted" concept without making it seem like we're incredibly elitist about it.

Still, I love this place. Awww.

LaChapelle
08-21-2010, 09:54 PM
sandy vaginas
do not make cultured pearls
well

Gadzooks
08-21-2010, 09:55 PM
I'm happy to hear that your wife isn't a dumbass.

You've gotta have a little dumbass in you to post in here in the first place.
(not literally of course).

siberian khatru
08-21-2010, 09:56 PM
Tell that bitch to STFU

jAZ
08-21-2010, 09:59 PM
Seriously, it's hard to explain the whole "dumbasses get blasted" concept without making it seem like we're incredibly elitist about it.

Still, I love this place. Awww.

This place is very hostile. Pretty elitist. And has a lot of assholes. You two are pretty damn smart.

notorious
08-21-2010, 10:00 PM
This place is very hostile. Pretty elitist. And has a lot of assholes.

All of those things = Awesome Entertainment Value

Buehler445
08-21-2010, 10:08 PM
Ha...we joked about it. That sounds like a good recipe for disaster. ROFL

LOL. That would make me laugh. I'd love to be around when she logs on.
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Chocolate Hog
08-21-2010, 10:11 PM
DaFace if your wife joins I will be nice.

Over-Head
08-21-2010, 10:12 PM
...and she thinks we're all a bunch of assholes. :)

Discuss.
All depends on how serious you actually take this place on any given day.
Sure we've all had samque downs between members over some stupid thing or another, but at the end of the day we all come back here to
-hang out,
-chill,
-catch the news,
- torment each other about our teams,
-play arm chair QB,
-manage a Pro NFL team way better than Marty or Al ever thought of doing, s-olve the gulfs oil spill problems,
-deal with deaths
-celibrate births
-Offer congrats
-offer condolences
-spill our guts and make fools of our selfs while stoned/drunk
-laugh at each other
-act arogant
-act stupid
-act saucy
-act tough
-Be our selfs
-Talk to our "internet pals" we have not nor probably ever will meet.
- But most importantly we come here to keep this place alive the same way it has been since 2000.
It's had it's ups and downs, long since past members, fallen ones (R.I.P Logical too name but a few)
This place is what ya make it.

Says something when 3 Raider fans hang out in this place the way we do :thumb:

SNR
08-21-2010, 10:16 PM
got pix??//

Direckshun
08-21-2010, 10:16 PM
...and she thinks we're all a bunch of assholes. :)

Discuss.

WELLLLLLLLLLL I THINK SHE'S A BITCH.

TELL HER I SAID THAT.

Also, tell her to join. :) Don't ask. Tell.

RJ
08-21-2010, 10:17 PM
Assholes?

Here?

Never noticed.

Mr. Kotter
08-21-2010, 10:36 PM
She's...right? Meh. So friggin' what...? :shrug:

notorious
08-21-2010, 10:38 PM
What do you do when your wife makes comments about Chiefsplanet?


Shorten her chain to the stove.

Gonzo
08-21-2010, 10:52 PM
Ha...we joked about it. That sounds like a good recipe for disaster. ROFL

Yep, since my wife joined up she's received pics of the following poster's junk:

Bugeater
Sofa King
SNR
Luv (giggity)
ROR (it was a small pic with Sanchez in the background btw)
Frazod
Hogfarmer's pigs
Bugeater (yep, I said it twice, he sent glossy 11x17's the second time)
Flopnuts (now we know why he picked that username)
Fritz
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Buck
08-21-2010, 10:53 PM
Nude pics of your wife or GTFO

HoneyBadger
08-21-2010, 11:05 PM
Maybe she wouldn't think everyone was an asshole if everyone stopped asking for nudies of people's wives... heh, who am I kidding, that will never happen!

NewChief
08-21-2010, 11:07 PM
My wife thinks CP is hilarious for the most part. She doesn't really read it, but I give her pretty frequent glimpses into the place.

Count Zarth
08-21-2010, 11:08 PM
Tell her the only reason her sex life is so great is because of the numerous sex tips you receive here.

Count Zarth
08-21-2010, 11:09 PM
My wife thinks CP is hilarious for the most part. She doesn't really read it, but I give her pretty frequent glimpses into the place.

That's cus CP is like a glimpse into guy talk. Most guys aren't gonna talk like we talk around a woman in public. Or at least there are gonna be a lot of women who don't experience it that often, especially older married types (sorry Mrs. Trent Green's Sister).

They see what we type on here and they can't help but giggle and cover their mouths.

NewChief
08-21-2010, 11:10 PM
Tell her the only reason her sex life is so great is because of the numerous sex tips you receive here.

Hahaha. My wife was curious where my obsession with squirting (and making her squirt) came from... and I finally confessed that it was due to the Planet. Now anytime I throw in a new twist in the sack she says, "Have the guys on the Planet been talking about that or something?"

KurtCobain
08-21-2010, 11:10 PM
sandy vaginas
do not make cultured pearls
well I agree with this to the fullest.
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HoneyBadger
08-21-2010, 11:16 PM
Hahaha. My wife was curious where my obsession with squirting (and making her squirt) came from... and I finally confessed that it was due to the Planet. Now anytime I throw in a new twist in the sack she says, "Have the guys on the Planet been talking about that or something?"

That has got to end an erection quicker than a cold shower.

Count Zarth
08-21-2010, 11:17 PM
Hahaha. My wife was curious where my obsession with squirting (and making her squirt) came from... and I finally confessed that it was due to the Planet. Now anytime I throw in a new twist in the sack she says, "Have the guys on the Planet been talking about that or something?"

Awesome. Really.

Chiefsplanet is responsible for direct influence on the lives of Trent Green AND his sister.

NewChief
08-21-2010, 11:17 PM
That has got to end an erection quicker than a cold shower.

Those discussions usually come up after the fact... not during the act (thank god).

DaneMcCloud
08-21-2010, 11:18 PM
Hahaha. My wife was curious where my obsession with squirting (and making her squirt) came from... and I finally confessed that it was due to the Planet. Now anytime I throw in a new twist in the sack she says, "Have the guys on the Planet been talking about that or something?"

Have you given her a Walrus yet?

If so, did she dig it?

Count Zarth
08-21-2010, 11:27 PM
Have you given her a Walrus yet?

If so, did she dig it?

Don't blush, Mrs. NewPhin.

teedubya
08-21-2010, 11:27 PM
Have you given her a Walrus yet?

If so, did she dig it?

Yeah, and if you did... did she Goo Goo Ga Joob? ROFL

TinyEvel
08-21-2010, 11:30 PM
I can't answer this question until we see tits pic.





:D

big nasty kcnut
08-21-2010, 11:42 PM
your wife haven't met me yet she'll love me.

BillSelfsTrophycase
08-21-2010, 11:49 PM
Direct her to the PIIHB threads


You're welcome

ChiefaRoo
08-21-2010, 11:56 PM
I can't answer this question until we see tits pic.





:D

What's shakin' Tiny? Any new commercials?

BillSelfsTrophycase
08-22-2010, 12:03 AM
Chiefs Planet...You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.

Count Zarth
08-22-2010, 12:18 AM
Chiefs Planet...You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.

I remember the first time I started a thread. Skip Towne and ENDelt260 immediately came in and started raising hell. Phobia helped me out.

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http://www.rebelroleplayersalliance.org/Fusebox%5CImg%5CSWNewHope/DrEvazan.jpg

Skip Towne: He doesn't like you.

GoChiefs: Sorry.

Skip Towne: I don't like you, either. You just watch yourself. We're wanted men. I have the first post on 100 threads.

GoChiefs: I'll be careful.

Skip Towne: YOU'LL BE BANNED!

Phobia: This little one's not worth the effort. Now, let me get you something.

Skip Towne flames GoChiefs and prepares to neg rep him.

AustinChief: No neg rep! No neg rep!

Phobia ignites his bansaber and cuts off Skip Towne's thread-starting ability.

BillSelfsTrophycase
08-22-2010, 12:26 AM
I remember the first time I started a thread. Skip Towne and ENDelt260 immediately came in and started raising hell. Phobia helped me out.

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http://www.rebelroleplayersalliance.org/Fusebox%5CImg%5CSWNewHope/DrEvazan.jpg

Skip Towne: He doesn't like you.

GoChiefs: Sorry.

Skip Towne: I don't like you, either. You just watch yourself. We're wanted men. I have the first post on 100 threads.

GoChiefs: I'll be careful.

Skip Towne: YOU'LL BE BANNED!

Phobia: This little one's not worth the effort. Now, let me get you something.

Skip Towne flames GoChiefs and prepares to neg rep him.

AustinChief: No neg rep! No neg rep!

Phobia ignites his bansaber and cuts off Skip Towne's thread-starting ability.





As long as Han shoots first, it's all good

DaneMcCloud
08-22-2010, 12:28 AM
...and she thinks we're all a bunch of assholes. :)

Discuss.

So when you disagree and you tell her to go fuck her mother, does she actually follow through?

:D

the Talking Can
08-22-2010, 05:49 AM
your wife probably wears aids makeup

FAX
08-22-2010, 06:16 AM
You know, I'm not completely sure that the words "culture" and "ChiefsPlanet" are supposed to be used in the same sentence.

FAX

milkman
08-22-2010, 06:20 AM
You know, I'm not completely sure that the words "culture" and "ChiefsPlanet" are supposed to be used in the same sentence.

FAX

What?

I'm a cultured asshole, Mr. Fax.

Baby Lee
08-22-2010, 06:22 AM
What?

I'm a cultured asshole, Mr. Fax.

In related news, your asshole culture is back from the lab, there's talk of canceraids.

Don't kill the messenger. ;)

alpha_omega
08-22-2010, 06:27 AM
Ha, my wife actually thinks the Planet is about football...

milkman
08-22-2010, 06:39 AM
In related news, your asshole culture is back from the lab, there's talk of canceraids.

Don't kill the messenger. ;)

Hell, if I'm dying, I'm killing the messenger and anyone that pisses me off.

So, everyone.

Baby Lee
08-22-2010, 06:47 AM
Hell, if I'm dying, I'm killing the messenger and anyone that pisses me off.

So, everyone.

If it makes you feel better, the poor nurse who swabbed your balloon knot has already killed herself. ;)

milkman
08-22-2010, 06:52 AM
If it makes you feel better, the poor nurse who swabbed your balloon knot has already killed herself. ;)

I hate it when people do my work for me.

Oucho Cinco
08-22-2010, 07:04 AM
My girlfriend agrees with DaFace, she thinks all here are assholes.

MoreLemonPledge
08-22-2010, 07:33 AM
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Simply Red
08-22-2010, 07:58 AM
I really don't think so, I think it CAN be like that. Generally there's only ONE real asshole here. But, I really don't care too much about that. He's probably a real sweetheart IRL. Overall, this place does much more good, than bad, IMO.

KCUnited
08-22-2010, 08:34 AM
Thanks asshole, now she won't even return my calls.

notorious
08-22-2010, 08:40 AM
"I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes!"


http://i37.tinypic.com/2iljvwn.jpg


"Keep firing assholes!"

Rooster
08-22-2010, 08:41 AM
...and she thinks we're all a bunch of assholes. :)

Discuss.

She seems like a smart woman. :D

JD10367
08-22-2010, 09:08 AM
Sometimes I park
in handicapped spaces
and watch handicapped people
make handicapped faces

Al Bundy
08-22-2010, 09:12 AM
...and she thinks we're all a bunch of assholes. :)

Discuss.

Sound's like she is spot on.

bevischief
08-22-2010, 09:16 AM
All depends on how serious you actually take this place on any given day.
Sure we've all had samque downs between members over some stupid thing or another, but at the end of the day we all come back here to
-hang out,
-chill,
-catch the news,
- torment each other about our teams,
-play arm chair QB,
-manage a Pro NFL team way better than Marty or Al ever thought of doing, s-olve the gulfs oil spill problems,
-deal with deaths
-celibrate births
-Offer congrats
-offer condolences
-spill our guts and make fools of our selfs while stoned/drunk
-laugh at each other
-act arogant
-act stupid
-act saucy
-act tough
-Be our selfs
-Talk to our "internet pals" we have not nor probably ever will meet.
- But most importantly we come here to keep this place alive the same way it has been since 2000.
It's had it's ups and downs, long since past members, fallen ones (R.I.P Logical too name but a few)
This place is what ya make it.

Says something when 3 Raider fans hang out in this place the way we do :thumb:

Well said.:clap:

bevischief
08-22-2010, 09:20 AM
:popcorn:

rambleonthruthefog
08-22-2010, 11:22 AM
get a f'n life you losers!

'Hamas' Jenkins
08-22-2010, 11:31 AM
Hahaha. My wife was curious where my obsession with squirting (and making her squirt) came from... and I finally confessed that it was due to the Planet. Now anytime I throw in a new twist in the sack she says, "Have the guys on the Planet been talking about that or something?"

Not the post I was expecting to read.

Sully
08-22-2010, 11:44 AM
ChiefsPlanet is 150 guys doing their best Tucker Max impression, and 5 girls.

NewChief
08-22-2010, 02:04 PM
Not the post I was expecting to read.

That post was brought to you by too much booze.

vailpass
08-22-2010, 02:06 PM
...and she thinks we're all a bunch of assholes. :)

Discuss.

Perceptive woman, that wife of yours. Did you let her know that not only are we assholes but we are proud of it?

Saccopoo
08-22-2010, 02:11 PM
Hahaha. My wife was curious where my obsession with squirting (and making her squirt) came from... and I finally confessed that it was due to the Planet. Now anytime I throw in a new twist in the sack she says, "Have the guys on the Planet been talking about that or something?"

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Too much dude.

Thig Lyfe
08-22-2010, 02:54 PM
http://knowyourmeme.com/i/000/039/080/original/5008_9c00_420.gif

Bowser
08-22-2010, 02:59 PM
Your wife thinks we're a bunch of assholes, miy wife thinks we're a bunch of moron idiots. They must never meet.

vailpass
08-22-2010, 03:22 PM
Not the post I was expecting to read.

LMAO Have to agree with you there.
Hey Phin, we aren't laughing at you we're laughing becasue of you :p

Bowser
08-22-2010, 03:25 PM
Mine lurks from time to time, but never posts, even though she has an account. She posted once to call me an asshole I think, lol.

Thig Lyfe
08-22-2010, 03:26 PM
Mine lurks from time to time, but never posts, even though she has an account. She posted once to call me an asshole I think, lol.

Link?

Bowser
08-22-2010, 03:31 PM
Link?

OK, she didn't call me an asshole int he post, but later on. I knew I got called an asshole somewhere along the line....

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=4908150#post4908150

Saccopoo
08-22-2010, 03:38 PM
What I find humorous is you guys are so tolerant of being called assholes by this thing called "a wife." Good to know that you have reverted to a masochistic, kowtowing sub-human because you are so afraid of being alone. Enjoy that blowjob on your birthday boys. I'm sure the other 364 days a year of marital bliss makes up for it.

And I don't want to here that "I really love my wife, she's my soulmate" bullshit. With 8 billion people on this planet, it's more likely that your soulmate is a 57 year old dude driving a taxi in Bangladesh than the chick you met at the bar/gym/school/whatever. Guys will quickly force themselves to believe that crap just because they were getting a regular piece of ass at the time and marriage was the best way they could conceptualize about keeping that booty call rolling.

vailpass
08-22-2010, 03:40 PM
What I find humorous is you guys are so tolerant of being called assholes by this thing called "a wife." Good to know that you have reverted to a masochistic, kowtowing sub-human because you are so afraid of being alone. Enjoy that blowjob on your birthday boys. I'm sure the other 364 days a year of marital bliss makes up for it.

And I don't want to here that "I really love my wife, she's my soulmate" bullshit. With 8 billion people on this planet, it's more likely that your soulmate is a 57 year old dude driving a taxi in Bangladesh than the chick you met at the bar/gym/school/whatever. Guys will quickly force themselves to believe that crap just because they were getting a regular piece of ass at the time and marriage was the best way they could conceptualize about keeping that booty call rolling.

Sounds like somebody isn't real good at the man-woman game. Did you get your little feelings hurt somewhere along the line?

boogblaster
08-22-2010, 03:40 PM
If thats the case .. Im getting mine bleached ....

Bowser
08-22-2010, 03:41 PM
What I find humorous is you guys are so tolerant of being called assholes by this thing called "a wife." Good to know that you have reverted to a masochistic, kowtowing sub-human because you are so afraid of being alone. Enjoy that blowjob on your birthday boys. I'm sure the other 364 days a year of marital bliss makes up for it.

And I don't want to here that "I really love my wife, she's my soulmate" bullshit. With 8 billion people on this planet, it's more likely that your soulmate is a 57 year old dude driving a taxi in Bangladesh than the chick you met at the bar/gym/school/whatever. Guys will quickly force themselves to believe that crap just because they were getting a regular piece of ass at the time and marriage was the best way they could conceptualize about keeping that booty call rolling.ROFL

Just get over the fact that we drafted Eric Berry already!

DaFace
08-22-2010, 03:42 PM
What I find humorous is you guys are so tolerant of being called assholes by this thing called "a wife." Good to know that you have reverted to a masochistic, kowtowing sub-human because you are so afraid of being alone. Enjoy that blowjob on your birthday boys. I'm sure the other 364 days a year of marital bliss makes up for it.

And I don't want to here that "I really love my wife, she's my soulmate" bullshit. With 8 billion people on this planet, it's more likely that your soulmate is a 57 year old dude driving a taxi in Bangladesh than the chick you met at the bar/gym/school/whatever. Guys will quickly force themselves to believe that crap just because they were getting a regular piece of ass at the time and marriage was the best way they could conceptualize about keeping that booty call rolling.

http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/at-first-i-was-like.jpg

rambleonthruthefog
08-22-2010, 03:43 PM
What I find humorous is you guys are so tolerant of being called assholes by this thing called "a wife." Good to know that you have reverted to a masochistic, kowtowing sub-human because you are so afraid of being alone. Enjoy that blowjob on your birthday boys. I'm sure the other 364 days a year of marital bliss makes up for it.

And I don't want to here that "I really love my wife, she's my soulmate" bullshit. With 8 billion people on this planet, it's more likely that your soulmate is a 57 year old dude driving a taxi in Bangladesh than the chick you met at the bar/gym/school/whatever. Guys will quickly force themselves to believe that crap just because they were getting a regular piece of ass at the time and marriage was the best way they could conceptualize about keeping that booty call rolling.

case in point. f'n asshole

Brock
08-22-2010, 03:43 PM
What I find humorous is you guys are so tolerant of being called assholes by this thing called "a wife." Good to know that you have reverted to a masochistic, kowtowing sub-human because you are so afraid of being alone. Enjoy that blowjob on your birthday boys. I'm sure the other 364 days a year of marital bliss makes up for it.

And I don't want to here that "I really love my wife, she's my soulmate" bullshit. With 8 billion people on this planet, it's more likely that your soulmate is a 57 year old dude driving a taxi in Bangladesh than the chick you met at the bar/gym/school/whatever. Guys will quickly force themselves to believe that crap just because they were getting a regular piece of ass at the time and marriage was the best way they could conceptualize about keeping that booty call rolling.

Kill yourself and your offspring.

kstater
08-22-2010, 03:44 PM
What I find humorous is you guys are so tolerant of being called assholes by this thing called "a wife." Good to know that you have reverted to a masochistic, kowtowing sub-human because you are so afraid of being alone. Enjoy that blowjob on your birthday boys. I'm sure the other 364 days a year of marital bliss makes up for it.

And I don't want to here that "I really love my wife, she's my soulmate" bullshit. With 8 billion people on this planet, it's more likely that your soulmate is a 57 year old dude driving a taxi in Bangladesh than the chick you met at the bar/gym/school/whatever. Guys will quickly force themselves to believe that crap just because they were getting a regular piece of ass at the time and marriage was the best way they could conceptualize about keeping that booty call rolling.

Wut

milkman
08-22-2010, 03:49 PM
Wut

Let me summarize what he said for you.

"A woman could never take the place of Russell Okung in my heart."

kstater
08-22-2010, 03:51 PM
Let me summarize what he said for you.

"A woman could never take the place of Russell Okung in my heart."

I couldn't get past the part where he says DaFaces' wife is gonna give me a blowjob every year on my birthday.

the Talking Can
08-22-2010, 04:31 PM
What I find humorous is you guys are so tolerant of being called assholes by this thing called "a wife." Good to know that you have reverted to a masochistic, kowtowing sub-human because you are so afraid of being alone. Enjoy that blowjob on your birthday boys. I'm sure the other 364 days a year of marital bliss makes up for it.

And I don't want to here that "I really love my wife, she's my soulmate" bullshit. With 8 billion people on this planet, it's more likely that your soulmate is a 57 year old dude driving a taxi in Bangladesh than the chick you met at the bar/gym/school/whatever. Guys will quickly force themselves to believe that crap just because they were getting a regular piece of ass at the time and marriage was the best way they could conceptualize about keeping that booty call rolling.

you're Ed Hardy guy, right?


because those are the only clothes in the world appropriate for someone who is as pathetic a d-bag as you....

notorious
08-22-2010, 04:56 PM
What I find humorous is you guys are so tolerant of being called assholes by this thing called "a wife." Good to know that you have reverted to a masochistic, kowtowing sub-human because you are so afraid of being alone. Enjoy that blowjob on your birthday boys. I'm sure the other 364 days a year of marital bliss makes up for it.

And I don't want to here that "I really love my wife, she's my soulmate" bullshit. With 8 billion people on this planet, it's more likely that your soulmate is a 57 year old dude driving a taxi in Bangladesh than the chick you met at the bar/gym/school/whatever. Guys will quickly force themselves to believe that crap just because they were getting a regular piece of ass at the time and marriage was the best way they could conceptualize about keeping that booty call rolling.

Sounds like you got ****ed and he didn't give you a reach around.

luv
08-22-2010, 05:01 PM
http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/at-first-i-was-like.jpg

LMAO

That's adorable....and great.

JD10367
08-22-2010, 05:21 PM
Wait... your wife squirts? Dude. Got video? :D

MadMax
08-22-2010, 05:23 PM
Sounds like you got ****ed and he didn't give you a reach around.



Yes! You must secure the reach around before you bend over.ROFLROFL

Saccopoo
08-22-2010, 05:24 PM
Kill yourself and your offspring.

I'm not too good at figuring things out for myself. If you were to show me how - perhaps video yourself doing a Jim Jones type celebration at a family reunion, family picnic or the like, it would go a long way in educating me on the finer points of how an asshole offs himself.

MadMax
08-22-2010, 05:25 PM
Your wife thinks we're a bunch of assholes, miy wife thinks we're a bunch of moron idiots. They must never meet.



Worlds WILL collide :)

Rain Man
08-22-2010, 06:32 PM
...and she thinks we're all a bunch of assholes. :)

Discuss.


I'm not going to say that didn't hurt.

Buehler445
08-22-2010, 06:36 PM
What I find humorous is you guys are so tolerant of being called assholes by this thing called "a wife." Good to know that you have reverted to a masochistic, kowtowing sub-human because you are so afraid of being alone. Enjoy that blowjob on your birthday boys. I'm sure the other 364 days a year of marital bliss makes up for it.

And I don't want to here that "I really love my wife, she's my soulmate" bullshit. With 8 billion people on this planet, it's more likely that your soulmate is a 57 year old dude driving a taxi in Bangladesh than the chick you met at the bar/gym/school/whatever. Guys will quickly force themselves to believe that crap just because they were getting a regular piece of ass at the time and marriage was the best way they could conceptualize about keeping that booty call rolling.
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Halfcan
08-22-2010, 06:39 PM
...and she thinks we're all a bunch of assholes. :)

Discuss.

:hmmm: yep 99% lol

Over-Head
08-25-2010, 08:32 PM
Mine lurks from time to time, but never posts, even though she has an account. She posted once to call me an asshole I think, lol.
same here :banghead:

ChiTown
08-25-2010, 08:36 PM
...and she thinks we're all a bunch of assholes. :)

Discuss.

She's spot on.:evil:

Iowanian
08-25-2010, 09:13 PM
ChiefsPlanet is 150 guys doing their best Tucker Max impression, and 5 girls.

F off, Tucker Max wishes he was Maxowanian.