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gblowfish
09-03-2010, 10:21 PM
http://tinyurl.com/26bs8yu
German party mistakenly hands out porn pens to kids
Reuters

BERLIN (Reuters Life!) To sweeten their first day at primary school German children are normally given a cardboard cone filled with sweets, but schoolchildren in Essen this year opened their cones to find pens which project erotic images.

Children attending the Adolf Reichwein School in the northwestern German city were handed cones containing the pens by members of the German Communist Party, according to the school's headmaster.

Angry parents who discovered that the pens given to their six-year-old children could project erotic images of women informed the headmaster.

In a press release the German Communist Party stated that it had purchased the pens from a discount store, which had said the pens lit up at the push of a button.

"The German Communist Party deeply regrets what has happened and is outraged that this kind of thing, which borders on pornography, can be purchased in normal shops," it said, adding that its lawyers were now investigating whether the vendors could be prosecuted.

The party has offered to exchange the pens for something more suitable for children.

RedDread
09-04-2010, 12:37 AM
Worthless without pics...

Rain Man
09-06-2010, 06:20 PM
The pen is mightier than the porn.

bevischief
09-07-2010, 01:09 PM
Wonder how dads kept those pens...

RJ
09-08-2010, 11:09 PM
Mmmmmm.....porn cones!

BIG_DADDY
09-09-2010, 01:06 AM
Mmmmmm.....porn cones!

Yea, they're kind of like pine cones but not really.