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Sweet Daddy Hate
09-07-2010, 10:00 PM
I want to take my son to a Dutch Whorehouse with me this year...but my son is only 9 months old. Do you think it'll be too sexy for him?

SLAG
09-07-2010, 10:14 PM
I want to take my son to a Dutch Whorehouse with me this year...but my son is only 9 months old. Do you think it'll be too sexy for him?

You would have to bring enough money to buy one for him...

Thats one expensive baby sitter... and she better give him the Goddamned Happy Ending

Sweet Daddy Hate
09-07-2010, 10:16 PM
You would have to bring enough money to buy one for him...

Thats one expensive baby sitter... and she better give him the Goddamned Happy Ending

Eh, I think I can get it done for 20 Euros.

Jewish Rabbi
09-07-2010, 10:16 PM
:facepalm:

Bane
09-07-2010, 10:16 PM
Nah,just tell them to be gentle with his balls!
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Sweet Daddy Hate
09-07-2010, 10:18 PM
Nah,just tell them to be gentle with his balls!
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ROFL And don't yell too loud?

DA_T_84
09-07-2010, 10:19 PM
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Hog Farmer
09-07-2010, 10:20 PM
Jesus Christ. Find him a babysitter. Take me instead !

Sweet Daddy Hate
09-07-2010, 10:20 PM
Now that's MY kind of childhood!

Sweet Daddy Hate
09-07-2010, 10:21 PM
Jesus Christ. Find him a babysitter. Take me instead !

ROFL Done.

Bane
09-07-2010, 10:21 PM
Jesus Christ. Find him a babysitter. Take me instead !

I'll drive and watch him at the whorehouse!BWAAAAAAAAA!
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Sweet Daddy Hate
09-07-2010, 10:22 PM
I'm sensing some people would REALLY like to attend a Dutch Whorehouse.

You never let me down, Chiefs Planet.

milkman
09-07-2010, 10:24 PM
Dutch milk cannons?

Sweet Daddy Hate
09-07-2010, 10:28 PM
Dutch milk cannons?


LMAO By the dozens.

Cave Johnson
09-07-2010, 10:32 PM
Do they even have whorehouses? It's more of an independent contractor vibe...

Sweet Daddy Hate
09-07-2010, 10:35 PM
Do they even have whorehouses? It's more of an independent contractor vibe...

Good God YES, man! I've acually been to a couple in my younger days.

Ahhhh...my younger days...:evil:

Psyko Tek
09-07-2010, 10:58 PM
only take him if he knows how to run the video camera

HoneyBadger
09-08-2010, 12:10 AM
You gotta teach him the birds and the bees some how.

CrazyPhuD
09-08-2010, 12:19 AM
No it really is like a baby's arm holding an apple....

googlegoogle
09-08-2010, 12:34 AM
Jesus Christ. Find him a babysitter. Take me instead !

:LOL:LMAO

TinyEvel
09-08-2010, 01:30 AM
Just tell them he hasn't been inside a woman in 9 months. They'll give you a pity discount.

Sweet Daddy Hate
09-08-2010, 06:19 AM
Just tell them he hasn't been inside a woman in 9 months. They'll give you a pity discount.

LMAO

bevischief
09-08-2010, 06:26 AM
only take him if he knows how to run the video camera

LMAO

boogblaster
09-08-2010, 08:46 AM
tell him life started there and if lucky it'll end there

Iowanian
09-08-2010, 09:14 AM
Does his mother work there?


If so, I think it's ok during her break.

gblowfish
09-08-2010, 09:16 AM
The Dutch call them "Brothels."

Sweet Daddy Hate
09-08-2010, 11:55 AM
tell him life started there and if lucky it'll end there

LMAO

Rain Man
09-08-2010, 02:59 PM
I'm sensing some people would REALLY like to attend a Dutch Whorehouse.

You never let me down, Chiefs Planet.


Do people exist who don't want to visit a Dutch whorehouse?

Rain Man
09-08-2010, 03:00 PM
Oh, and on the original issue, tell them that he's there in case someone needs to put their finger in a dyke. Then say you're willing to help, too.

Sweet Daddy Hate
09-08-2010, 03:06 PM
Do people exist who don't want to visit a Dutch whorehouse?

Yeah, they're in Topeka and they have a habit of being both batshit-crazy and pissing off anyone with a sound mind.

Bane
09-08-2010, 03:12 PM
ROR!!!You should do a.....How young is too young to harass a 9month old at a football game thread!!!
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Sweet Daddy Hate
09-08-2010, 03:15 PM
ROR!!!You should do a.....How young is too young to harass a 9month old at a football game thread!!!
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ROFLROFLROFL

See, YOU should have done that. When you have the idea for counter-thread, just run with it.:thumb: