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HonestChieffan
09-12-2010, 10:23 PM
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Discovery Announcement ~ The densest element in the known Universe has been found!


PELOSIUM:

A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium. Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.

Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.

These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

The symbol of Pelosium is PU.

Pelosium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes.

This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientist to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.

When catalyzed with money, Pelosium activates CNNadnausium, an element that radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons as Pelosium.

Fat Elvis
09-13-2010, 09:05 AM
I'm no fan of Pelosi, but you occupy a whole new dimension of stupid.

alpha_omega
09-13-2010, 01:41 PM
I found it quite hilarious.

AndChiefs
09-13-2010, 03:09 PM
I'm no fan of Pelosi, but you occupy a whole new dimension of stupid.

It's clever at least...

Taco John
09-13-2010, 03:10 PM
This is a good example of why conservatives fail at mainstream political humor.

vailpass
09-13-2010, 05:15 PM
That is the most flattering picture of that butt-ugly hag I've ever seen. Must have been taken when she was a few hundred years younger.

HonestChieffan
09-13-2010, 05:38 PM
People need to relax more.