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Count Alex's Wins
09-13-2010, 01:10 AM
'Twas the night before Chiefsmas, when all through Arrowhead
Not a creature was stirring, and no one wore red.

But helmets were hung in their lockers with care
In hopes that Todd Haley soon would be there

The Chiefs were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of bloodied Chargers danced in their heads;

And Pioli in his jammies, and Clark in his nightgown
Had just settled down after drinking the town

When out on the field there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.

Away to the press box I flew like a flash,
Tore open the gate, past the guard smoking hash.

The moon shining down on the fresh-painted grass
Made me think of a tight little cheerleader's ass.

When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
A big red bus, the Kansas City Chiefs were here!

With an angry coach, often called a m'fin prick
Of course it was Haley, god, what a dick!

More rapid than Jamaal Charles his players they came
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;

"Now, Albert! now, Bowe! now, Cassel and Greenwood!
On, Charles! on Flowers! on, Dorsey and Greenwood!

To the edge of the sideline! Protect my damn ball!
Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"

So back to the locker room, the players scurried like mice,
With the bus full of balls, driven by Weis!

And then, in the hallway, I heard footsteps come.
It was Haley and the Chiefs, even before the sun!

As I logged off the Planet, and was turning around,
Down the aisle Haley came with a bound.

He was dressed all in red, from his head to his toe,
And said, hey, are you "Chiefs," first name, "Go?"

A bundle of plays he had tucked under his arm,
He promised, to the Chargers, they would do great harm.

Said Haley: They have no nose tackle, their starter's a rookie!
If I bet on Jamaal Charles, I won't be paying that bookie!

Have you seen their receivers, they're a bunch of no names!
They went to plaza bars and couldn't even pull dames!

And guess what happens when Rivers drops to pass?
San Diego's left tackle is sweet and innocent, and Hali sacks that ass!

Merriman's washed up and nowhere to be found,
Cassel will have time to throw, three-yard passes will abound!

Don't worry about our defense, Romeo's got the trick,
And if he doesn't, I'll go into Coach Mode: Overdrive Prick!

Haley then closed his playbook, got back on the bus
He added, "by the way, you're kind of a wuss."

"Also, it's Monday night, so our fans will be loud!
"I'm anticipating a thunderous roar from our red swaddled crowd!

He sprang to his seat, to his team gave a shout,
And away they all drove, ready for the bout.

But I heard Haley exclaim, as he drew up more passes,
"I'M A M'FIN PRICK! LET'S KICK THE CHARGERS' ASSES!"

Buck
09-13-2010, 01:15 AM
Laying in St. Joe
GoChiefs writes a stupid poem
Your and idiot
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Count Alex's Wins
09-13-2010, 01:20 AM
Chiefs are red
Chargers are blue
We're going to kick your asses
Go to bed, fuck you.

booger
09-13-2010, 01:22 AM
tags) pillow talk (tags

KCtotheSB
09-13-2010, 01:26 AM
Goddamnit, stop gaying up the Chiefs.

Count Alex's Wins
09-13-2010, 01:28 AM
SLUMBER PARTY AT JOE'S

booger
09-13-2010, 01:29 AM
buck goes to bed with an itchy butt
clay wakes up with a stinky finger
then they both break into the chargers hotel
and pull norv turners hair.

Norv was to embarrassed to press charges
so they both make it in time for the kickoff. everybody is happy this way.

SoCalBronco
09-13-2010, 01:33 AM
This is an oldie but goodie ....

It was the night before game day,
with Bob on the computer, insisting as usual, that he wasnt gay.

He couldnt wait to see his Chiefs, he was hoping for utter domination
Ignoring the fact, that as a 23 yr. old parent's basement living virgin, his life was an abomination

He felt confident in Trent Green, he knew the coaching staff would come through,
little did he know that in 24 hours the Planet would be melting down, full of chants of "boo....boo".

Willie Roaf's gonna play, you Donk's are idiots he'd say,
only to find out that his entire OL couldnt even hold the real DJ at bay.

Bob calls our coach a queer and says Plummer's good for a few "pick six"
yet this is the same guy on the Planet who once said "only a guy like me could like chicks with dicks"

Bailey's overrated and Plummer's just a stupid putz?
Get real, GoChiefs, why dont you get off of Vermeil's Nuts.

Sitting in his bed, late at night, surrounded by his Star Wars toys
Fretting about the Chiefs Monday Night chances you say? Nah..he's just thinking of boys.

Priest's gonna run wild, LJ's gonna roll you, tomorrow night's gonna be so damn cool,
Wake up, Meatpeeker, by this time tomorrow you'll be exposed yet again as a blathering fool.

booger
09-13-2010, 01:34 AM
did u guys pass out the bedtime roofies?

post tittypics asap, TIA.

booger
09-13-2010, 01:34 AM
ps no moobies

SNR
09-13-2010, 01:41 AM
Clay, did you ever think that you do one of these every year and every year we lose our season opener?

booger
09-13-2010, 01:44 AM
Clay, did you ever think that you do one of these every year and every year we lose our season opener?

this year he is sharing a snuggie with the enemie. i hope that breaks the spell.

Mojo Jojo
09-13-2010, 06:28 AM
Laying in St. Joe
GoChiefs writes a stupid poem
Your and idiot
Posted via Mobile Device

Do you understand that "your" and "you're" have two different meanings? Learn the definitions, and please use the correct word. Otherwise you are the one that comes off as an idiot.

J Diddy
09-13-2010, 06:36 AM
Do you understand that "your" and "you're" have two different meanings? Learn the definitions, and please use the correct word. Otherwise you are the one that comes off as an idiot.

LOL, 5 years and you don't even know the lexicon.

Stick to trying to destroy the power puff girls.

Mojo Jojo
09-13-2010, 06:47 AM
LOL, 5 years and you don't even know the lexicon.

Stick to trying to destroy the power puff girls.

I knew the lexicon long before you. The fact that you know the "Powerpuff Girls" says a lot about you too.

milkman
09-13-2010, 07:14 AM
Cassel will have time to throw, three-yard passes will abound!

LMAO

Dink away
Dink away

Dink away all!

milkman
09-13-2010, 07:19 AM
There once was a team that wore powder blue
For a game in Arrowhead, to KC they flew

Thier QB was ready, loaded, and armed
Chiefs fans, they would be alarmed

Hunt getting the Monday spotlight, he would rue

Pablo
09-13-2010, 07:23 AM
There once was a team that wore powder blue
For a game in Arrowhead, to KC they flew

Thier QB was ready, loaded, and armed
Chiefs fans, they would be alarmed

Hunt getting the Monday spotlight, he would rue
milkman's a pessimistic bitch
end poem

milkman
09-13-2010, 07:28 AM
milkman's a pessimistic bitch
end poem

The last 40 years of watching this team does have it's affect.

Back in the early 70s, I used to think this team was going to go to the SB every year.

milkman
09-13-2010, 07:29 AM
However, for the record, I do think this team has improved, it just won't show up in the record this year.

With the right moves next year, I can see them getting into the playoffs then.

Los Pollos Hermanos
09-13-2010, 07:42 AM
There once was a quarterback from Nantucket...

milkman
09-13-2010, 07:51 AM
There once was a quarterback from Nantucket...

Who could throw 60 yards and hit a bucket

But the Chiefs had a QB named Cassel
Pioli didn't want the controversy hassle

So he took his ball home and said "fuck it".

Dayze
09-13-2010, 11:01 AM
Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
...Cassel Sucks.

aturnis
09-13-2010, 11:05 AM
Saw Todd Haley on the Plaza around 4:00pm yesterday. He was with his wife, and a bunch guys in Chiefs and Royals gear were following them. A group of 20-28yr. old guys. Wondering if they were stalking him or what, I dunno. Maybe their family? Weird.

Sweet Daddy Hate
09-13-2010, 02:03 PM
Who could throw 60 yards and hit a bucket

But the Chiefs had a QB named Cassel
Pioli didn't want the controversy hassle

So he took his ball home and said "fuck it".

ROFL