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Gonzo
09-13-2010, 05:11 PM
I just logged in and saw it was your B-day. Hopefully you can bring us a little gameday mojo, buddy.

Happy b-day man! Hope it's a good one!
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Bane
09-13-2010, 05:12 PM
HBD Fax.

DeezNutz
09-13-2010, 05:12 PM
Who?

KCrockaholic
09-13-2010, 05:13 PM
The Fax guy is such a tool. He's always Mr. this, and Mr. That.

Gonzo
09-13-2010, 05:16 PM
The Fax guy is such a tool. He's always Mr. this, and Mr. That.
LMAO

He really needs to do part 2.
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-King-
09-13-2010, 05:16 PM
The Fax guy is such a tool. He's always Mr. this, and Mr. That.

LMAO :thumb:


Happy Birthday Mr. FAX

Marcellus
09-13-2010, 05:16 PM
Automatic Chiefs win if it's FAX b-day!

No pressure. HBD!

kc rush
09-13-2010, 05:22 PM
Happy birthday.

Limerick anyone?

Gonzo
09-13-2010, 05:23 PM
Happy birthday.

Limerick anyone?

I almost did one but I'm just not feeling that clever today.
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Gonzo
09-13-2010, 05:24 PM
Automatic Chiefs win if it's FAX b-day!

No pressure. HBD!

Yeah, and it's my b-day tomorrow. The moon and stars have aligned. It's in the bag!
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blaise
09-13-2010, 05:32 PM
FAX the year older.

blaise
09-13-2010, 05:48 PM
There once was an old fellow named FAX
Who sometimes would nostalgically wax
Of when he neednt a pill
To play his instrument still
And I don't mean his baritone sax.

Fritz88
09-13-2010, 05:59 PM
Happy Brith Day Fax

kstater
09-13-2010, 06:00 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY Mr. FAX

Goldmember
09-13-2010, 06:03 PM
A win for FAX! Happy Bday!

spanky 52
09-13-2010, 06:09 PM
Happy Birthday Mr Fax. Hope it's been a good one.

Rain Man
09-13-2010, 06:11 PM
Uh-oh. My card is going to be late.

cabletech94
09-13-2010, 06:14 PM
happy birthday to one of the planet's most insightful posters (and one of my faves).

hope it's a great one, SIR!!!!

and a chiefs win w/ it!!!!!

Gonzo
09-13-2010, 06:22 PM
My asshole smells like fresh-cut petunias, tyvm.
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KC Tattoo
09-13-2010, 06:23 PM
May midgets not rain on your parade today, Mr. Fax. Happy Birthday.

Crush
09-13-2010, 06:26 PM
Happy Birthday Mr. FAX!!!

Rain Man
09-13-2010, 06:49 PM
Others born on September 13th.


1961 Dave Mustaine, born in La Mesa, California, guitarist, singer, songwriter, Megadeth, heavy metal band member, listed in book, '100 Greatest Metal Guitarists'
1952 Johanna Klier-Schaller, born in East Germany, 100m hurdler 1976 Olympics gold
1948 Nell Carter, born in Birmingham, Alabama, actress, Nell-Gimme a Break, Lobo
1939 Richard Kiel, born in Detroit, Michigan, actor, So Fine, Jaws-Moonraker, Skidoo
1938 Judith Martin, author/journalist/columnist, Miss Manners
1933 Arif Melikov, born in Baku, Azerbaijan, name also Arif Malikov, Soviet composer, nationally acclaimed for composition Legend of Love whose ballet is among the finest works to emerge from the Soviet Union
1932 Bengt Hallberg, born in Sweden, musician, pianist, composer for film, television, choir arrangements, Sweden's most influential jazz musicians
1931 Barbara Bain, Chic, actress, Cinnamon-Mission Impossible, Space 1999
1930 Robert Gavron, English publisher/multi-millionaire, St. Ives
1899 Anton Constandse, Dutch anarchist/writer
1886 Alain L Lovke, philosopher
1866 Adolf Meyer, U.S., psychiatrist/neurologist, pioneered mental hygiene
1862 Dirk Bos, Dutch liberal 2nd Member of parliament
1846 Richard Kiepert, German cartographer, Africa
1830 Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach, Austrian Novelist
1795 Julius Charles Hare, English Clergyman
1751 Henry Kobell, Dutch painter/cartoonist
1551 Pandolfo Zallamella, composer

J Diddy
09-13-2010, 07:09 PM
Others born on September 13th.


1961 Dave Mustaine, born in La Mesa, California, guitarist, singer, songwriter, Megadeth, heavy metal band member, listed in book, '100 Greatest Metal Guitarists'
1952 Johanna Klier-Schaller, born in East Germany, 100m hurdler 1976 Olympics gold
1948 Nell Carter, born in Birmingham, Alabama, actress, Nell-Gimme a Break, Lobo
1939 Richard Kiel, born in Detroit, Michigan, actor, So Fine, Jaws-Moonraker, Skidoo
1938 Judith Martin, author/journalist/columnist, Miss Manners
1933 Arif Melikov, born in Baku, Azerbaijan, name also Arif Malikov, Soviet composer, nationally acclaimed for composition Legend of Love whose ballet is among the finest works to emerge from the Soviet Union
1932 Bengt Hallberg, born in Sweden, musician, pianist, composer for film, television, choir arrangements, Sweden's most influential jazz musicians
1931 Barbara Bain, Chic, actress, Cinnamon-Mission Impossible, Space 1999
1930 Robert Gavron, English publisher/multi-millionaire, St. Ives
1899 Anton Constandse, Dutch anarchist/writer
1886 Alain L Lovke, philosopher
1866 Adolf Meyer, U.S., psychiatrist/neurologist, pioneered mental hygiene
1862 Dirk Bos, Dutch liberal 2nd Member of parliament
1846 Richard Kiepert, German cartographer, Africa
1830 Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach, Austrian Novelist
1795 Julius Charles Hare, English Clergyman
1751 Henry Kobell, Dutch painter/cartoonist
1551 Pandolfo Zallamella, composer

damn that Pandolfo Zallamella always trying to steal the thunder

FAX
09-13-2010, 07:16 PM
Thanks, guys ... but remember ...

The Chiefs will score the exact number of points tonight that equal the number of awesome posts on this birthday thread of mine ...

Oh, and Pandolfo Zallamella was a total poser.

FAX

Hydrae
09-13-2010, 07:18 PM
:toast:

HemiEd
09-13-2010, 07:22 PM
Extra point here!

Happy Birthday, hope you have many, many more Mr. Fax. :BLVD:

DenverDanChiefsFan
09-13-2010, 07:22 PM
One more point for the Chiefs - HBD Mr. Fax.

J Diddy
09-13-2010, 07:25 PM
Thanks, guys ... but remember ...

The Chiefs will score the exact number of points tonight that equal the number of awesome posts on this birthday thread of mine ...

Oh, and Pandolfo Zallamella was a total poser.

FAX

Paldolfo Zallamella=milli vanilli

Happy birthday bra

Rain Man
09-13-2010, 07:30 PM
You guys obviously haven't listened to Paldolfo Zallamella's newer stuff.

FAX
09-13-2010, 07:30 PM
Many of you will not know who this person is/was ... but, tomorrow (the 14th) is Steve Gaines' birthday ... that's how I remember mine ... he would have been ... about 61, I think.

Anyhow, were he still alive, Gaines would kick Pandolfo Zallamella's ass on general principles alone ... not to mention the fact that he had the contemptuous gall to be born in the same month.

FAX

Bwana
09-13-2010, 07:33 PM
Happy Birthday Mr. FAX! I hope it's a good one.

burt
09-13-2010, 08:19 PM
Happy Birthday Mr. Fax! Hope it is as good as mine and pain free!

go bowe
09-13-2010, 08:55 PM
happy birthday mr. fax...

chiefs win!!!

Lonewolf Ed
09-13-2010, 09:01 PM
Happy birthday and enjoy the game, Fax! Fuggers usually have a bye week or get stomped when it's near or on my birthday... the last time they won was in Green Bay in overtime, Green to Kennison, on my birthday. Sigh...

RedNFeisty
09-13-2010, 09:15 PM
Happy Birthday!! Hope you made it a fantastic day!!

Frazod
09-13-2010, 09:39 PM
Happy birthday :toast:

Lumpy
09-13-2010, 09:51 PM
HBD to yee, Mr. Fax! :D

Hopefully a Chiefs win will make your day brighter! :thumb:

Smed1065
09-13-2010, 11:31 PM
Good Luck~

FAX
09-14-2010, 12:16 AM
You're welcome, Planeteers.

Great way to start the season.

FAX

Lumpy
09-14-2010, 12:30 AM
You're welcome, Planeteers.

Great way to start the season.

FAX

FTR, Fax, the Chiefs won on Gonzo's b-day... just sayin'. :D

FAX
09-14-2010, 12:31 AM
FTR, Fax, the Chiefs won on Gonzo's b-day... just sayin'. :D

True.

However, the first half took place on mine.

FAX

Lumpy
09-14-2010, 12:34 AM
True.

However, the first half took place on mine.

FAX

Ok, that's fair! ;) Gonzo is fine w/ sloppy seconds. Wait, wut?

cdcox
09-14-2010, 12:35 AM
HBD, indeed.

Bill Parcells
09-14-2010, 01:19 AM
Happy Birthday FAX! You are hands down one of the funniest and witty posters on this board. you have made me snort shit outta my nose more than a few times ;)

Bill Parcells
09-14-2010, 01:22 AM
The Fax guy is such a tool. He's always Mr. this, and Mr. That.

The best is when he calls flop nuts Mr. Mr.Flopnuts ROFL

Frankie
09-14-2010, 01:28 AM
Happy Birthday to you Mr. FAX
Hope this coming year you'll pay no tax
To your health and happiness all year,
we're gonna hoist a coupla six-packs.

:toast:

lazepoo
09-14-2010, 01:39 AM
Happy B-Day Mr. FAX.

You're one of the posters that makes this board worth visiting.

booger
09-14-2010, 02:16 PM
HBD Fax!

better late than never

Marcellus
09-14-2010, 02:18 PM
Can you have a Birthday for the next 16 weeks in a row on game day? Just askin.

gblowfish
09-14-2010, 02:26 PM
What a great way to celebrate a BD. Hope you're feeling better too.

chasedude
09-14-2010, 02:33 PM
Happy Belated Mr. Fax

FAX
09-14-2010, 02:37 PM
What a great way to celebrate a BD. Hope you're feeling better too.

It was pretty awesome, Mr. gblowfish ... I've actually been celebrating my birthday all weekend.

But, last night was definitely the icing on the cake ... with no gooey birthday candle wax that drips onto the icing and then you accidentally eat some and it sticks to the roof of your mouth and for a couple of minutes before you figure out what it is, you think your tongue has broken off or you've eaten acid or a bug and so you spit it out real violently right on top of the rest of the cake (like that guy in that movie where they were going to relocate all the shrimp-looking aliens from that one place in Africa to that other place in Africa) which makes everybody else sick and before you know it there's vomit all over your presents and your freaking cards and you wind up with nothing on your birthday except a giant mess of vomit and you run out of paper towels and all.

FAX

boogblaster
09-14-2010, 03:10 PM
HBD .. Im late but just got in today ... hope it was a good one .. BOOG ....

Sweet Daddy Hate
09-14-2010, 03:23 PM
Others born on September 13th.

1971 ROR
1961 Dave Mustaine, born in La Mesa, California, guitarist, singer, songwriter, Megadeth, heavy metal band member, listed in book, '100 Greatest Metal Guitarists'
1952 Johanna Klier-Schaller, born in East Germany, 100m hurdler 1976 Olympics gold
1948 Nell Carter, born in Birmingham, Alabama, actress, Nell-Gimme a Break, Lobo
1939 Richard Kiel, born in Detroit, Michigan, actor, So Fine, Jaws-Moonraker, Skidoo
1938 Judith Martin, author/journalist/columnist, Miss Manners
1933 Arif Melikov, born in Baku, Azerbaijan, name also Arif Malikov, Soviet composer, nationally acclaimed for composition Legend of Love whose ballet is among the finest works to emerge from the Soviet Union
1932 Bengt Hallberg, born in Sweden, musician, pianist, composer for film, television, choir arrangements, Sweden's most influential jazz musicians
1931 Barbara Bain, Chic, actress, Cinnamon-Mission Impossible, Space 1999
1930 Robert Gavron, English publisher/multi-millionaire, St. Ives
1899 Anton Constandse, Dutch anarchist/writer
1886 Alain L Lovke, philosopher
1866 Adolf Meyer, U.S., psychiatrist/neurologist, pioneered mental hygiene
1862 Dirk Bos, Dutch liberal 2nd Member of parliament
1846 Richard Kiepert, German cartographer, Africa
1830 Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach, Austrian Novelist
1795 Julius Charles Hare, English Clergyman
1751 Henry Kobell, Dutch painter/cartoonist
1551 Pandolfo Zallamella, composer

HBD, Mr. FAX!

FAX
09-14-2010, 03:27 PM
Thanks for all the good wishes, guys.

I would just like to take a brief moment to point out that my birthday thread has more than twice the number of posts compared to Mr. Gonzo's birthday thread.

Plus, during my birthday, the Chiefs defense played really well, whereas during Mr. Gonzo's birthday, they got tired and gave up a lot more yards.

FAX

FAX
09-14-2010, 04:31 PM
Just what the hell is this doing on the second page?

FAX

Frankie
09-14-2010, 08:34 PM
I agree Mr. FAX. Here I'm doing my best to send it back to the first page where it eternally belongs. :)

bevischief
09-14-2010, 08:39 PM
Happy birthday belated Mr. Fax, the bash and then MNF I have been busy lately.:)

RJ
09-14-2010, 08:47 PM
The FAXster, his FAXness, the FAXtinator, FAX daddy, FAXmo, FAXtastic, the FAXubator.....

Did I miss anything? Help me out here.

Anyway, HBD FAX. Here's to you.

:toast:

Frankie
09-15-2010, 12:44 PM
PAGE 3??!!!!..... THAT'S BLASPHEMY!!!

FAX
09-15-2010, 02:05 PM
PAGE 3??!!!!..... THAT'S BLASPHEMY!!!

I totally agree, Mr. Frankie.

I've given this board the best years of my life and my birthday thread winds up at or near the bottom of the pile. Disheartening.

On the other hand, my birthday thread kicked Mr. Gonzo's birthday thread's ass. His birthday thread is probably on page 8, by now.

FAX

Frankie
09-15-2010, 03:11 PM
I totally agree, Mr. Frankie.

I've given this board the best years of my life and my birthday thread winds up at or near the bottom of the pile. Disheartening.

On the other hand, my birthday thread kicked Mr. Gonzo's birthday thread's ass. His birthday thread is probably on page 8, by now.

FAX

Pssst, Mr. FAX. You are losing your edge. You should have taken a few hour before replying.

MOhillbilly
09-15-2010, 04:46 PM
HBD Vato Loco.

StcChief
09-15-2010, 04:49 PM
happy belated Bday hope it was great Fax.

FAX
09-15-2010, 04:55 PM
happy belated Bday hope it was great Fax.

It was great, Mr. StcChief. Thanks.

The beautiful and witty Mrs. FAX and I hiked the Natchez Trace (great weather, for a change) then had dinner and cake with family and a couple of friends. I got some funny cards and some new clothes and a fistful of the picks I like and the beautiful and witty Mrs. FAX put a ribbon in her hair. Then, of course, capped it all off with a huge win on Monday night.

Plus, my birthday thread totally overshadowed Mr. Gonzo's birthday thread in every possible way, which is totally awesome.

FAX

Gonzo
09-15-2010, 05:10 PM
Alas, yes your b-day thread has kicked my birthday thread's ass.

However, one thing I must point out is I was the one that authored your thread and did I get one happy b-day wish from you?
:(
FAX, the classless.

I am one sad panda.
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FAX
09-15-2010, 05:13 PM
Alas, yes your b-day thread has kicked my birthday thread's ass.

However, one thing I must point out is I was the one that authored your thread and did I get one happy b-day wish from you?
:(
FAX, the classless.

I am one sad panda.
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All is fair in war and birthday threads, Mr. Gonzo.

FAX

Gonzo
09-15-2010, 05:21 PM
All is fair in war and birthday threads, Mr. Gonzo.

FAX

ROFL

I suppose you're right.

FAX, the merciless.
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Sweet Daddy Hate
09-15-2010, 05:21 PM
Alas, yes your b-day thread has kicked my birthday thread's ass.

However, one thing I must point out is I was the one that authored your thread and did I get one happy b-day wish from you?
:(
FAX, the classless.

I am one sad panda.
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All is fair in war and birthday threads, Mr. Gonzo.

FAX

LMAO

Frankie
09-15-2010, 05:47 PM
Alas, yes your b-day thread has kicked my birthday thread's ass.

However, one thing I must point out is I was the one that authored your thread and did I get one happy b-day wish from you?
:(
FAX, the classless.

I am one sad panda.
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Somehow I missed your thread. If you link me to it you'll receive a little something something too. ;)

Frankie
09-15-2010, 05:53 PM
Never mind!

stevieray
09-15-2010, 05:54 PM
who?


:toast:

Frankie
09-15-2010, 05:57 PM
The Chiefs will score the exact number of points tonight that equal the number of awesome posts on this birthday thread of mine ...
FAX

:(
If I had put that condition on my Birthday wishes last FEB. 18 the Chiefs would have been shut out!

Dylan
09-15-2010, 06:14 PM
Happy Birthday, FAX!

http://www.flowerbangkok.com/images/Mocca%20Cashew%20Nut%20Cake.jpg

Enjoy your day!

Halfcan
09-15-2010, 06:52 PM
Have a good one bud!!