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-King-
09-18-2010, 11:19 PM
Everybody has them. Little things that you do nobody else does or thinks about.


Share 'em.


Mine: No matter what, when I sleep, my feet have to be covered up. If I don't have a blanket, I've used a tshirt to cover them up.

Another one is that I flush the toilet even while I'm peeing. IDK why, but I always do it. So basically most of the time unless I beat the flush, I end up flushing 2 times just for pee. I waste a lot of water that way.

Bowser
09-18-2010, 11:21 PM
I hate letting other people drink out of my water bottle. Just a water bottle, though - you can drink out of my glass, my beer, whatever, just not my water bottle.

Stanley Nickels
09-18-2010, 11:30 PM
I flush mid-pee as well.

When I sleep, I always have some sort of compression on my hands. I know that's super-weird and hard to understand. Basically, I always have a hand under my body, my pillow, or in between my legs. They're never just out to the sides hanging free; they're always compact with my body.

keg in kc
09-18-2010, 11:31 PM
I never mix food, I always eat everything in order. For example, when I had barbecue tonight, I ate my gumbo, then ate my beans, then ate my fries, then finally ate the meat. I don't like my food touching each other on my plate, either, although it doesn't really freak me out.

I have zero friends in the real world, which I think qualifies as a quirk, or at least an oddity. The only people I know are either people I work with or people I've met online. I don't know any of my neighbors (I've lived in the same place for 7 years). I don't know anybody in Overland Park. This isn't something new - I've always been like that. No friends in WV growing up, no friends in college. I'm literally as much of a loner as a person can be. And I like it that way.

When I run, I don't listen to music, I listen to audiobooks.

Pioli Zombie
09-18-2010, 11:45 PM
I wonder about strange things. Like Siamese Twins. You know how you always here about how they get married? How does this work? What if one wants to have sex with his wife and the other has to flop around with them? What if he doesn't want to? Isn't that a lot to ask? He'd be like "oh fuck,NOW? C'mon the Chiefs game is on!". If he likes it is he technically fucking his brothers wife? Do they both have "command" of the penis?
When they were dating and the twin had to come along on all the dates how did THAT go?

SLAG
09-18-2010, 11:47 PM
I hate my back being touched

keg in kc
09-18-2010, 11:51 PM
That reminds me of one. I hate being touched when I'm sleeping. It has to be as cool as possible at night and if somebody's touching me I can't go to sleep. Or if they're moving. Or breathing. Or basically doing anything anywhere close to me.

Pioli Zombie
09-18-2010, 11:54 PM
I hate when my zipper gets caught really bad on my nuts and the fire department has to get called.

Fish
09-18-2010, 11:54 PM
I'm deathly afraid of emery boards. To the point of dry mouth and anxiety. I cannot touch one. I have no idea why.

Pioli Zombie
09-18-2010, 11:55 PM
"I hate when a women touches me". - GoChiefs

Pitt Gorilla
09-18-2010, 11:57 PM
I never mix food, I always eat everything in order. For example, when I had barbecue tonight, I ate my gumbo, then ate my beans, then ate my fries, then finally ate the meat. I don't like my food touching each other on my plate, either, although it doesn't really freak me out.

I have zero friends in the real world, which I think qualifies as a quirk, or at least an oddity. The only people I know are either people I work with or people I've met online. I don't know any of my neighbors (I've lived in the same place for 7 years). I don't know anybody in Overland Park. This isn't something new - I've always been like that. No friends in WV growing up, no friends in college. I'm literally as much of a loner as a person can be. And I like it that way.

When I run, I don't listen to music, I listen to audiobooks.We could hang out, keg.

luv
09-19-2010, 12:00 AM
Toilet paper must go over the top. I will even change it at someone else's house.

Jewish Rabbi
09-19-2010, 12:04 AM
I hate it when women talk without being spoken to.

Tribal Warfare
09-19-2010, 12:05 AM
I have to be the 1st one in line at a movie theater and always the latenight show. I stand 2 hours in "line" to assure that fact.

Pioli Zombie
09-19-2010, 12:06 AM
I masturbate to videos of car accidents.

SnakeXJones
09-19-2010, 12:10 AM
If someone touches my xbox controller or mouse I get very Howard Hughes when it comes to just those 2 items

luv
09-19-2010, 12:11 AM
I hate it when women talk without being spoken to.

You must have a lot of pent up hatred.

teedubya
09-19-2010, 12:11 AM
Toilet paper must go over the top. I will even change it at someone else's house.

Mental note for next bash.

luv
09-19-2010, 12:12 AM
Mental note for next bash.

I changed it there once this year.

keg in kc
09-19-2010, 12:14 AM
I'm not a germophobe, but I won't share food or drink. So don't fucking touch what I'm eating or drinking!

A quirk that my parents have is that they seem to have the television on every hour of every day. And I think that's bled over in to me. I don't always have the TV on, but I rarely go without some kind of media, whether it's radio or audibook or old-fashioned book or computer or TV. I've long thought that maybe I need to incorporate some quiet time into my day.

BryanBusby
09-19-2010, 12:16 AM
I dislike cold sandwiches for whatever reason. I will always toss them in the microwave for a bit before eating.

Pioli Zombie
09-19-2010, 12:17 AM
"I was born with my face up my ass" - Mecca

FAX
09-19-2010, 12:24 AM
I prefer to eat dessert before the meal instead of after. Unless the dessert is pie. Then I don't bother with the meal, so instead of soup I have pie ... instead of salad, it's pie ... in place of the entree, pie ... then some more pie.

FAX

Short Leash Hootie
09-19-2010, 12:29 AM
I always have a blanket over my eyes when I sleep...it always has to be dark or I do not sleep.

SLAG
09-19-2010, 12:31 AM
I regularly get by with appx ~5 H of sleep every night

Stanley Nickels
09-19-2010, 12:38 AM
I'm deathly afraid of emery boards. To the point of dry mouth and anxiety. I cannot touch one. I have no idea why.

This. A thousand times, this.

I cannot stand any strange fabric or texture near my fingernails. There's one particular blanket in our house that isn't allowed near me because I fear snagging a nail on it. I mean, ferchrissakes, some people sleep in bamboo torture cells and I'm concerned about a weird fabric getting stuck in my nails. The phobia is ridiculous though.

Mr. Flopnuts
09-19-2010, 12:45 AM
Every night before I go to sleep I rub one out. Without fail, the girl has a bloody lip. Is that normal?

Pushead2
09-19-2010, 01:01 AM
I can't share drinks....all my friends growing up had cold sores and since then, I'll never share drinks.

I always have to put my left shoe on first no matter what too...

Buck
09-19-2010, 01:13 AM
I hate taking shits in bathrooms that don't have a lock on the door. Hint hint....

'Hamas' Jenkins
09-19-2010, 01:19 AM
If a girl is on top of me and takes her shirt off, I always put it behind my head.

Buck
09-19-2010, 01:20 AM
If a girl is on top of me and takes her shirt off, I always put it behind my head.

Why would a girl be on top of you in the kitchen?

RedNFeisty
09-19-2010, 01:32 AM
I have to have something touching me to sleep, so I sleep with a ton of pillows.

Saccopoo
09-19-2010, 01:52 AM
I have to have something touching me to sleep, so I sleep with a ton of pillows.

Mmmhhmm hmmmmm...

Saccopoo
09-19-2010, 01:54 AM
Toilet paper coming over the top versus behind has been covered. Touching during sleep as well. Oh...if I'm riding in the back seat of a car, I have to sit on the right side. And I have to sleep on the right side of the bed if I'm sharing a bed.

RedNFeisty
09-19-2010, 01:58 AM
Mmmhhmm hmmmmm...
Pillows are a workable solution!! :D

big nasty kcnut
09-19-2010, 02:01 AM
I have to have everything organized at work i hate when things are not in their right place.

lcarus
09-19-2010, 02:14 AM
Most people get songs stuck in their head and hum them, sing them, or just think about them. I either drum them on my desk or make up really ridiculously silly obscene foul-mouthed lyrics and sign them. I usually make them rhyme. Kind of like a "Weird Al" improv.

mikey23545
09-19-2010, 02:30 AM
Y'all are some weird mofos...

Ultra Peanut
09-19-2010, 03:27 AM
I HATE MONDAYS

BigMeatballDave
09-19-2010, 03:28 AM
I like the sound my boyfriends scrotum makes when it slaps against my ass. /GoChiefs

milkman
09-19-2010, 04:24 AM
I have to have my shoestrings laced up in a specific way.

If they are already laced when I buy them, I undo the laces, and redo them.

With paper napkins, I have to unfold them, refold them in the exact opposite fold, then unfold it halfway before using.

My food has to be completely prepared before I will take my first bite.
By that I mean that I have to have my food prepared on my plate in a certain way, if I'm having breakfast with toast, the toast has to be spread with jelly, the seasoning and sauces all have to be taken care of, or any other type of preparation that has to be taken care of, all have to be done before I will take that first bite.

The labels on bottles, jars, etc., all have to be facing out when stored on a shelf or in the fridge.

I also must have the rollover on toilet paper.

I have others, but that gives you an idea.

spanky 52
09-19-2010, 04:38 AM
A lot of us have some ocd issues. I suffer from mild depression and general anxiety disorder. I worry about everything. If I get 4 to 5 hours of sleep a night I consider it a good night. We're a strange bunch us humans. I guess my weirdest quirk is I'm still a Chief fan after 40 years. You think I'd wise up and find another team or sport to follow.

PornChief
09-19-2010, 04:45 AM
when I drove trucks, every time I saw a Toyota Prius I had to tailgate it Duel style.

Simply Red
09-19-2010, 05:16 AM
I'm bordering OCD, PERIOD. About most all things. It's tough at times.

BigMeatballDave
09-19-2010, 05:18 AM
The labels on bottles, jars, etc., all have to be facing out when stored on a shelf or in the fridge.


I bet the movie Sleeping with the Enemy scares the shit outta your wife.:)

milkman
09-19-2010, 05:29 AM
I bet the movie Sleeping with the Enemy scares the shit outta your wife.:)

Hell, Snow White scares the hell out of my wife.

But, ftr, I have never seen that movie, so I can only speculate about the reason you bring it up.

tyton75
09-19-2010, 05:35 AM
when I walk up stairs, I have to count the steps.. no idea why

Simply Red
09-19-2010, 05:59 AM
when I walk up stairs, I have to count the steps.. no idea why

ROFL

FAX
09-19-2010, 05:59 AM
I read threads backwards.

FAX

milkman
09-19-2010, 06:09 AM
I read threads backwards.

FAX

.dnatsrednu ot drad eb tsuM

?uoy rof ti ekam sihT

Pioli Zombie
09-19-2010, 06:19 AM
I masturbate at church.

Flachief58
09-19-2010, 06:40 AM
I like going to the local gay bars and having everyone pull a train on me/Knowmo

Nzoner
09-19-2010, 06:51 AM
In order for me to get the best night's sleep possible I have to have a fan blowing on me,I'll even travel with one whenever possible.

I have a specific bar stool at my favorite watering hole and have even been known to ask the person to move if it's taken when I get there.

BigMeatballDave
09-19-2010, 06:54 AM
I masturbate at church."O come all ye faithful"!

BigMeatballDave
09-19-2010, 06:55 AM
I like going to the local gay bars and having everyone pull a train on me/KnowmoROFL

BigMeatballDave
09-19-2010, 06:57 AM
Hell, Snow White scares the hell out of my wife.

But, ftr, I have never seen that movie, so I can only speculate about the reason you bring it up.Its a Julia Roberts movie from the early 90s. She's married to an obsessive, controlling, abusive man who must have everything a certain way. There's a scene when she's in the kitchen straightening up the cans and jars in the cupboard. :)

Spott
09-19-2010, 06:59 AM
I always leave the toilet seat up no matter where I'm at.

Rain Man
09-19-2010, 07:04 AM
When I sleep, I always have some sort of compression on my hands. I know that's super-weird and hard to understand. Basically, I always have a hand under my body, my pillow, or in between my legs. They're never just out to the sides hanging free; they're always compact with my body.

This one is explainable. In a previous life you were a nomad sleeping on the plains and you woke up to discover that coyotes had chewed off both your hands.

I don't know if it's a quirk, but when I'm walking in an area with trees that have low branches, I kind of worry that I won't see one and it'll end up poking me really bad in the eye, or worse, that it'll penetrate my eyeball and I'll be standing there flailing but I can't get it out and have to wait for help while in unfathomable pain and unable to move.

Hog Farmer
09-19-2010, 07:09 AM
Everytime I fall off a high rise I have to count the floors on the way down.

Pioli Zombie
09-19-2010, 07:31 AM
Hey, who's into snuff?

suds79
09-19-2010, 07:32 AM
Toilet roll always has to come over the top.

Never under.

Fritz88
09-19-2010, 07:44 AM
I think I am way too normal and it leaves me left out on this thread.
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Short Leash Hootie
09-19-2010, 07:48 AM
Toilet roll always has to come over the top.

Never under.

what does this even mean

threebag02
09-19-2010, 07:59 AM
Before I go down on a chick I always test it with a finger.

suds79
09-19-2010, 07:59 AM
what does this even mean

You messing with me?

Just in case.

When putting a new roll of toilet paper on the holder. You set it to where the flat or end of the roll comes over the top. Not from the bottom.

http://currentconfig.com/images/tp_diag01.gif

Flachief58
09-19-2010, 08:02 AM
Good policy. If it smells like fish, it's bad and should be avoided!



Before I go down on a chick I always test it with a finger.

DaFace
09-19-2010, 08:06 AM
I have an enormous penis.

BigMeatballDave
09-19-2010, 08:10 AM
I have an enormous penis.
Cool story, bro...

Pioli Zombie
09-19-2010, 08:11 AM
I'm not Gay, but like every man in New England, I would be Tom Brady's wife. We love him.

milkman
09-19-2010, 08:12 AM
I have an enormous penis.

How's the person attached to it feel about that?

Flachief58
09-19-2010, 08:14 AM
It sounds like you just have not discovered your inner gayness yet..


I'm not Gay, but like every man in New England, I would be Tom Brady's wife. We love him.

Flachief58
09-19-2010, 08:15 AM
2" does not an enormous penis make, cause Knowmo said so!


I have an enormous penis.

Marcellus
09-19-2010, 08:21 AM
I flush mid pee as well.

My GF has a velvet phobia (an actual fear not a velvet Phobia from CP) that is hilarious. She will literally break out in hives if she touches anything velvet.

Lonewolf Ed
09-19-2010, 08:23 AM
If I have been sitting down for a while or sleeping, when I move my feet my ankles pop and loudly. It doesn't hurt, though.

Lonewolf Ed
09-19-2010, 08:25 AM
Cool story, bro...

Thanks to you and everyone else for not adding, "This post is worthless without pics!"

Pioli Zombie
09-19-2010, 08:40 AM
I doubt there is a guy in New England who didn't,at some point, masturbate to the video of Brady's last drive to beat the Rams in SB36. "What Tom Brady just did give me goosebumps" - Madden.
No, John. It gave us all fricken hard-ons!!!
I mean, that pass to Troy Brown to get it to the 36? POOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!

boogblaster
09-19-2010, 08:46 AM
Since I'm a big man I hate when other men shake your hand they think it's a squeeze game .....

threebag02
09-19-2010, 09:32 AM
Since I'm a big man I hate when other men shake your hand they think it's a squeeze game .....

They are just asking you subliminally if you are interested.

MTG#10
09-19-2010, 09:38 AM
I change my pillow case every night. I brush my teeth and shave in the shower. I wont eat after anyone, not even the person I kiss. I cant get an erection for someone unless I care about them. That's all I can think of.

Delano
09-19-2010, 09:42 AM
Whenever I'm talking with one person, I like to stand very close. I don't think I can communicate well unless I'm right there. I need to see into a person's eyes from a close distance to really hear what they're saying. Toe-to-toe is preferred.
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Pioli Zombie
09-19-2010, 09:43 AM
I have imagined giving tongue baths to every attractive woman in my office.

milkman
09-19-2010, 09:45 AM
I have imagined giving tongue baths to every attractive woman in my office.

That's only wierd if you're gay.

Flachief58
09-19-2010, 09:49 AM
I can't stand "close talkers". Stay the fuck out of my personal space unless I invite you in!



Whenever I'm talking with one person, I like to stand very close. I don't think I can communicate well unless I'm right there. I need to see into a person's eyes from a close distance to really hear what they're saying. Toe-to-toe is preferred.
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Nzoner
09-19-2010, 09:53 AM
I cant get an erection for someone unless I care about them.

Wow,so you look at a pic of the one you love when rubbing one out?

Delano
09-19-2010, 09:55 AM
When I go to a movie theatre, I like to comment on the previews. For instance, when I see something that looks good, I'll say, "I can't wait to see that!" or, "oh my god Kristen Dunst looks hot in that preview!"
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Donger
09-19-2010, 10:07 AM
I can't think of any.

Pioli Zombie
09-19-2010, 10:09 AM
I must be part Canadien. I put mayonaise on all my hamburgers. Mayo and ketchup.

Bob Dole
09-19-2010, 10:19 AM
You're all some seriously goofy bastards.

BANNED!!!

Marcellus
09-19-2010, 10:20 AM
You're all some seriously goofy bastards.

BANNED!!!

I thought or sure Bob Dole's quirk would be that Bob Dole likes to refer to Bob Dole in the 1st person.

Delano
09-19-2010, 10:42 AM
Its an expensive quirk I'll admit, but I always wipe my ass with Chargers hats.
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Over-Head
09-19-2010, 11:14 AM
No matter how hot out, I can strip down, no covers at all, but if my right foot and shin aren't covered I can't sleep.

Ceiling fan on, ac running, me "au natural" and I still have to cover my right foot????

RedNFeisty
09-19-2010, 11:44 AM
when I walk up stairs, I have to count the steps.. no idea why

I do that...lol...I count a lot of things.

Can goods have to have the label facing out too, Milkman, don't feel bad. Sleeping with the Enemy is a decent movie, you guys should see it.

RedNFeisty
09-19-2010, 11:51 AM
You messing with me?

Just in case.

When putting a new roll of toilet paper on the holder. You set it to where the flat or end of the roll comes over the top. Not from the bottom.

http://currentconfig.com/images/tp_diag01.gif

You guys are all wrong, the toilet paper must come from the bottom! :harumph:
Like Luv, I have to change it if it is wrong, but only in my home, my son does it wrong just so I will have to change it...lol...the little turd.

Gracie Dean
09-19-2010, 11:55 AM
I always have to be covered up while sleeping. It could be 119 degrees inside my room but I have to have a sheet or something covering me up

Baby Lee
09-19-2010, 12:26 PM
I actually give a shit about the Chiefs, more of a suicide inducing psychosis than a quirk.

grandllama
09-19-2010, 12:49 PM
After 41 years of pure heart ache, I remain loyal to my city and my teams. At least KC BBQ has never let me down.

damaticous
09-19-2010, 02:40 PM
I hate anything touching my neck, especially around my adams apple.
I have to sleep on my stomach.
I can only poo in my toilet at home (sucks when I travel).
I have a very difficult time falling asleep unless it's below 72 degrees.
TP over the top, yes, I've changed it at places too.
I have a very difficult time falling asleep without a fan blowing on me.
I hate when people use something and don't put it back where they got it from. I can't stand taking time out of my day to find something that isn't where it should be. Hate it, Hate it, Hate it!

threebag02
09-19-2010, 03:24 PM
Its an expensive quirk I'll admit, but I always wipe my ass with Chargers hats.
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Cut back on the fillers and only eat lean cuts of meat. This should save you some cash. Stocking caps are cheaper hats and softer on the ole sphincter.

Fritz88
09-19-2010, 03:41 PM
I print out every post of Dane. I buy pasta shaped after every letter he writes.
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MTG#10
09-19-2010, 06:17 PM
Wow,so you look at a pic of the one you love when rubbing one out?

No I can jerk it to anyone. Just cant actually do the deed with someone unless I care about them. I haven't always been this way, just for about the last year. It really sucks, Ive missed out on all kinds of puss because of it. :cuss:

keg in kc
09-19-2010, 06:26 PM
When I walk, I look down the whole time so I can avoid cracks in the pavement. Apparently I took that thing about stepping on cracks breaking your mother's back seriously when I was youngster.

Over-Head
09-20-2010, 12:30 AM
I can only poo in my toilet at home (sucks when I travel).

Yep, can relate. Takes me a frigen week to get regular again:(

Over-Head
09-20-2010, 12:31 AM
You guys are all wrong, the toilet paper must come from the bottom! :harumph:
Like Luv, I have to change it if it is wrong, but only in my home, my son does it wrong just so I will have to change it...lol...the little turd.
As long as the fucken stuff is there does it really matter which way it hangs????

MOhillbilly
09-20-2010, 11:01 AM
ketchup in a glass bottle,sharp knives,& bulldogs.

Rausch
09-20-2010, 11:05 AM
Whenever I'm talking with one person, I like to stand very close. I don't think I can communicate well unless I'm right there. I need to see into a person's eyes from a close distance to really hear what they're saying. Toe-to-toe is preferred.
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Aaaaaaaaaand I fucking hate that. HATE THAT.

If you're close enough that I can punch you without leaning that's too close. And stupid on your part...

tooge
09-20-2010, 11:06 AM
I really sort of root for the bad guys in alot of movies.
I generally hate people. They simply irritate the crap out of me. Dogs are much better.
I fantasize quite a bit about beating the crap out of some of the dumbasses I run across every day.

gblowfish
09-20-2010, 11:07 AM
Many people call me "George Blowfish."
Some people have called me "Fred."
I have not been called "Maurice," although I oftentimes Speak of the Pompetus of Love.

Mr. Flopnuts
09-20-2010, 12:04 PM
I must be part Canadien. I put mayonaise on all my hamburgers. Mayo and ketchup.

That's not a quirk. That's fucking delicious!

Mr. Flopnuts
09-20-2010, 12:05 PM
No I can jerk it to anyone. Just cant actually do the deed with someone unless I care about them. I haven't always been this way, just for about the last year. It really sucks, Ive missed out on all kinds of puss because of it. :cuss:

Get online and troll for some cawk. You might learn something about yourself.

Delano
09-20-2010, 12:05 PM
One thing I can not do while driving is use my turn signal.

I know it's probably the right thing to do, and possibly a legal requirement, but I can't do it. I feel I'll get in an accident if I move one of my hands off the wheel and onto the turn signal lever.

I know sometimes I should, because I'm an aggressive driver and zig-zag through traffic on a regular basis, but I can't do it. Physically can't do it. I'm paralyzed by the fear of an impending accident if I use my turn signal.

bevischief
09-20-2010, 12:11 PM
wow to this whole thread...

Pestilence
09-20-2010, 12:13 PM
1. I check to make sure my wallet is in my pocket every 15 minutes. I'm scared to death that I'm going to lose my wallet.

2. Whenever I go to a store and pay with my credit card/debit card.....I have to check at least twice to make sure that I put it back in my wallet and that it's still there.

3. When listening to music in my car.....the volume must be on even numbers. If someone turns the music up and it's on an odd number....I have to move it either up one or down one.

Donger
09-20-2010, 12:20 PM
I have a work acquaintance who has (to me) a bizarre requirement: when he fills up his car (or rental) with gasoline, the total amount due MUST end in zero cents.

Pestilence
09-20-2010, 12:21 PM
I have a work acquaintance who has (to me) a bizarre requirement: when he fills up his car (or rental) with gasoline, the total amount due MUST end in zero cents.

Mine doesn't have to be exactly $36.00. It can't be $35.94 or $36.01. It has to be rounded numbers. $36.05 or $37.65.

Delano
09-20-2010, 12:21 PM
I have a work acquaintance who has (to me) a bizarre requirement: when he fills up his car (or rental) with gasoline, the total amount due MUST end in zero cents.

That you find that bizarre is quirky, you 'lil Brit.

Donger
09-20-2010, 12:27 PM
Mine doesn't have to be exactly $36.00. It can't be $35.94 or $36.01. It has to be rounded numbers. $36.05 or $37.65.

I don't understand what you mean. How are the last two amounts different than the first two?

Pestilence
09-20-2010, 12:28 PM
I don't understand what you mean. How are the last two amounts different than the first two?

They're in .05 cent increments.

Donger
09-20-2010, 12:30 PM
They're in .05 cent increments.

Oh, you threw me with the "rounded number" comment.

-King-
09-20-2010, 12:32 PM
1. I check to make sure my wallet is in my pocket every 15 minutes. I'm scared to death that I'm going to lose my wallet.

2. Whenever I go to a store and pay with my credit card/debit card.....I have to check at least twice to make sure that I put it back in my wallet and that it's still there.

3. When listening to music in my car.....the volume must be on even numbers. If someone turns the music up and it's on an odd number....I have to move it either up one or down one.

I don't that but just for the card not the whole wallet. Whenever I use a card and put it back in my wallet I always open my wallet a few seconds or minutes later to make sure that I really did put the card back.
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blaise
09-20-2010, 12:32 PM
I watch movies and TV with the captions on, even though I'm not hard of hearing.

I hate wearing socks. Sometimes if I come home from work or church and I realize I didn't take my socks off right away it makes me mad, like I got cheated out of an hour of my life because I wore socks for an hour.

Bane
09-20-2010, 12:34 PM
I don't like uneven edges on anything.Like when you open/tear off the top to a box,bag,kool-aid pack or anything like that and that little flake that looks like Florida sticks out! I have to rip it off and make it even.

I hate it when the mustard in the fridge has that dried up mustard on it.I'll open the fridge and check it randomly so when I need to use it,it doesn't have that on it.

Anything I drink in a can has to have the open tab pulled/torn off.I can't drink out of a can with one on it.I'm sure there's many more that will come to me later.

Donger
09-20-2010, 12:38 PM
All paper money in my wallet must be completely crease/fold-free and in the correct order with respect to denomination.

All wall plate (light switches and AC outlets) screws in my house must be in the vertical position. I adjust the screws in hotel rooms, too. My son learned this about me recently and the little bastard has started to randomly move them into the horizontal.

MOhillbilly
09-20-2010, 12:52 PM
if i lose something i will hunt it until i find it. Doesnt matter how long it takes.

Pestilence
09-20-2010, 12:59 PM
All paper money in my wallet must be completely crease/fold-free and in the correct order with respect to denomination.

All wall plate (light switches and AC outlets) screws in my house must be in the vertical position. I adjust the screws in hotel rooms, too. My son learned this about me recently and the little bastard has started to randomly move them into the horizontal.

I do the money thing as well.

tooge
09-20-2010, 01:02 PM
if i lose something i will hunt it until i find it. Doesnt matter how long it takes.

you're a lab?

Norman Einstein
09-20-2010, 01:10 PM
It looks like virtually every one on this thread is OCD to the max.

Let me outta here! I'd rather hang with Adrian Monk.

MOhillbilly
09-20-2010, 01:10 PM
you're a lab?

Bulldog. I root for the antihero. fuckin roadrunner.

-King-
09-20-2010, 01:14 PM
All paper money in my wallet must be completely crease/fold-free and in the correct order with respect to denomination.

All wall plate (light switches and AC outlets) screws in my house must be in the vertical position. I adjust the screws in hotel rooms, too. My son learned this about me recently and the little bastard has started to randomly move them into the horizontal.

You take a screw driver with you?


And to be honest, I don't even notice the screws at all.

Donger
09-20-2010, 01:14 PM
It looks like virtually every one on this thread is OCD to the max.

Let me outta here! I'd rather hang with Adrian Monk.

It's not a disorder.

Donger
09-20-2010, 01:15 PM
You take a screw driver with you?


And to be honest, I don't even notice the screws at all.

Yes, I carry one in my briefcase.

-King-
09-20-2010, 01:16 PM
Yes, I carry one in my briefcase.

Sarcasm? ROFL

Donger
09-20-2010, 01:18 PM
Sarcasm? ROFL

No.

wutamess
09-20-2010, 01:22 PM
Toilet paper must go over the top. I will even change it at someone else's house.

Unless you have kids... then that shit goes under.

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09-20-2010, 01:24 PM
If there are two cartons of milk in the fridge. I can't drink the older one. I'm terrified of spoiled milk.

Simply Red
09-20-2010, 01:47 PM
You messing with me?

Just in case.

When putting a new roll of toilet paper on the holder. You set it to where the flat or end of the roll comes over the top. Not from the bottom.

http://currentconfig.com/images/tp_diag01.gif

oh yes, big endorser here. You've got it right.

Rain Man
09-20-2010, 02:15 PM
I have a work acquaintance who has (to me) a bizarre requirement: when he fills up his car (or rental) with gasoline, the total amount due MUST end in zero cents.

Here's a handy-dandy rain man tip that should be well-received in this thread. Whenever you have control over an expenditure on your credit card, arrange for the last digit to match the month (repeating the 1 and 2 in November and December). That way, when you get your credit card statement it's easier to see if there's been a fraudulent charge.

It provides the same OCD satisfaction as ending it on a multiple, but it's also useful, so it serves two purposes.

DonTellMeShowMe
09-20-2010, 02:24 PM
I like the sound my boyfriends scrotum makes when it slaps against my ass. /GoChiefs

ROFL

MVChiefFan
09-20-2010, 02:40 PM
My shoes always have to be clean. I wear white tennis shoes a lot because they go with everything and they must be clean to the point that I might by new shoes every month or two.

I ALWAYS have to drop a deuce right when I wake up in the morning. God forbid I oversleep and have to skip a deuce in order to get to work on time. I feel sorry for everyone I run into because I'm very emotional about it.

I almost always insist on paying with cash at a restaurant and when I get out the money I will count it no fewer than five times and even have my wife count it.

RockChalk
09-20-2010, 02:48 PM
Must be covered, on my back, and with a fan blowing on me in order to sleep.

Money in my wallet must be unfolded, in the correct denomination and every bill must be facing the exact same way.

Temperature in my house or car must be set on an odd number.

My sink must always be empty. Used dishes must either be in the dishwasher or cleaned immediately following use.

I have to shower in the same order everyday. Wet hair and wash, leave shampoo in while washing body. Rinse body, the hair (in that order). Then wash face without getting water on my head again. It's really messed up and causes me to take long showers.

Donger
09-20-2010, 02:50 PM
Must be covered, on my back, and with a fan blowing on me in order to sleep.

Money in my wallet must be unfolded, in the correct denomination and every bill must be facing the exact same way.

Temperature in my house or car must be set on an odd number.

My sink must always be empty. Used dishes must either be in the dishwasher or cleaned immediately following use.

I have to shower in the same order everyday. Wet hair and wash, leave shampoo in while washing body. Rinse body, the hair (in that order). Then wash face without getting water on my head again. It's really messed up and causes me to take long showers.

Do you wash your legs?

keg in kc
09-20-2010, 02:51 PM
I like to read in the shower.

(seriously)

thecoffeeguy
09-20-2010, 02:54 PM
I like going to the local gay bars and having everyone pull a train on me/Knowmo

:LOL:

Pestilence
09-20-2010, 02:56 PM
I like to read in the shower.

(seriously)

Your water bill must be huge.

Bane
09-20-2010, 02:58 PM
My newest quirk.These fuggtards
who post in threads
like this.......

King_Chief_Fan
09-20-2010, 03:05 PM
My desk top has to be clean. I can't stand clutter

keg in kc
09-20-2010, 03:08 PM
Your water bill must be huge.I don't do it all the time, or even often.

But I do take long showers, even without a book. Especially if it's right after I get up (it takes me hours to get going once I'm out of bed - I'm not a morning person at all).

Donger
09-20-2010, 03:09 PM
My newest quirk.These fuggtards
who post in threads
like this.......

Double mint gum!

RockChalk
09-20-2010, 03:11 PM
Do you wash your legs?

Not unless they have dirt/mud/grease on them.

Always wash my feet though.

RippedmyFlesh
09-20-2010, 03:15 PM
All paper money in my wallet must be completely crease/fold-free and in the correct order with respect to denomination.

All wall plate (light switches and AC outlets) screws in my house must be in the vertical position. I adjust the screws in hotel rooms, too. My son learned this about me recently and the little bastard has started to randomly move them into the horizontal.
ROFL
Go Donger JR

58-4ever
09-20-2010, 03:18 PM
I don't like ten dollar bills. They are a useless form of currency. 9 times out of 10 I will ask African-American cashiers to give me two fives.

booger
09-20-2010, 03:20 PM
i finger bang my belly button. Then i smell my finger.

Donger
09-20-2010, 03:23 PM
Not unless they have dirt/mud/grease on them.

Always wash my feet though.

Freak.

Fish
09-20-2010, 03:41 PM
From about 6th grade on.... every book I've ever read, I've read the last sentence before beginning the book.

BWillie
09-20-2010, 03:59 PM
I have never ever been able to sleep unless I was laying down and on my stomach.

keg in kc
09-20-2010, 04:04 PM
I have never ever been able to sleep unless I was laying down and on my stomach.I'm that way too. I can't sleep on my back at all. Usually have to have a leg pulled up, too.

MTG#10
09-20-2010, 04:12 PM
I don't like ten dollar bills. They are a useless form of currency. 9 times out of 10 I will ask African-American cashiers to give me two fives.

ROFL

Is it ok for white cashiers to give you $10's?

58-4ever
09-20-2010, 04:29 PM
ROFL

Is it ok for white cashiers to give you $10's?

I don't go into the line if it's a white cashier.

ClevelandBronco
09-20-2010, 04:31 PM
Sensible Chiefsfan won't judge Cassel until after the Houston game. That's pretty damned weird.

Starbux37
09-20-2010, 04:37 PM
When I put on underarm deodorant, I have to use the same number of strokes under each armpit. If I don't I am completely convinced that my day is going to go to $h!t. And God forbid I get distracted and lose count! :doh!:

Simply Red
09-20-2010, 05:03 PM
After 41 years of pure heart ache, I remain loyal to my city and my teams. At least KC BBQ has never let me down.

Go to Zarda, You'll crap yourself.

Simply Red
09-20-2010, 05:09 PM
All paper money in my wallet must be completely crease/fold-free and in the correct order with respect to denomination.

All wall plate (light switches and AC outlets) screws in my house must be in the vertical position. I adjust the screws in hotel rooms, too. My son learned this about me recently and the little bastard has started to randomly move them into the horizontal.

You should consider a Cartier wallet. They make paper thin ones for about $350

Donger
09-20-2010, 05:11 PM
You should consider a Cartier wallet. They make paper thin ones for about $350

Did I give you the impression that I require or desire my wallet to be thin?

-King-
09-20-2010, 05:15 PM
Who the hell would buy a wallet for 350? If you buy a wallet for that much, you don't deserve the money that you're going to be putting in it.

Jewish Rabbi
09-20-2010, 05:21 PM
I can't stand it when doors are unnecessarily closed. Like if a door to a bedroom/bathroom is closed when no one is in there.

Gracie Dean
09-20-2010, 05:56 PM
I like to read in the shower.

(seriously)

I read in the tub.

I get the water as HOT as I can stand it, get in let it fill as full as possible. Grab my book and read till teh water gets chilly

Gracie Dean
09-20-2010, 06:01 PM
My daughter hates change coins. She holds open her purse so the cashier can put it in the right place. She makes her fiance count it out and pay if they use change

She even hates loose change on her dresser.


do not know where that quirk comes from. We had/have a change bowl by the door for anyone to use when the ice cream truck comes along and she used to use it for icecream

Ralphy Boy
09-20-2010, 07:05 PM
My nickname could be "Sh!tbreak". I don't crap in public places, including work, unless I am "sh!t out of luck". I work 5 minutes from home so I will stop by the house if I have to take a duece.

Also, when I have to piss at home I usually sit on the pot. Urine stream isn't as accurate as it used to be and I'm a lazy mofo, so I pop a squat.

Ralphy Boy
09-20-2010, 07:08 PM
I'm that way too. I can't sleep on my back at all. Usually have to have a leg pulled up, too.

Used to be that way, but its bad on the back and I had to pay a few visits to the chiropractor. For years I slept face down, head turned to the left.

Getting old sucks.

Sully
09-20-2010, 07:27 PM
Can't believe I haven't been in this thread, yet. It's in my wheelhouse.

- I can't pee in a urinal. Always use a stall.
- I eat my food in layers. Ex; pizza-- toppings, then cheese, then crust.
- I can't go to sleep without the TV on, no matter how tired I am, either sports or the History channel must be on.
- I'm horrible at small talk. Probably one of the bigger reasons I don't go to CP get get-togethers.
- and the big one that runs my life...
- In my mind, every segment of my body is divided into threes, with each segment having a numerical value between one and three. For instance, my arm; My hand is a 1, my elbow a two, and my shoulder a three. If I happen to touch my right shoulder, I have to touch it three times, then my elbow twice, then my hand once... Then repeat with the other arm for balance. Every part of me from my teeth to my toes is "divided" this way. Typically I can solve this by simple small flexes, but sometimes I can't. It's not noticeable, unless you are looking for it. But it annoys the hell out of me! LOL
-

threebag02
09-20-2010, 07:32 PM
Shaft = 1
nutt 1= 2
nutt 2= 3

mSterbTion must blow your mind.

-King-
09-20-2010, 07:48 PM
Can't believe I haven't been in this thread, yet. It's in my wheelhouse.

- I can't pee in a urinal. Always use a stall.
- I eat my food in layers. Ex; pizza-- toppings, then cheese, then crust.
- I can't go to sleep without the TV on, no matter how tired I am, either sports or the History channel must be on.
- I'm horrible at small talk. Probably one of the bigger reasons I don't go to CP get get-togethers.
- and the big one that runs my life...
- In my mind, every segment of my body is divided into threes, with each segment having a numerical value between one and three. For instance, my arm; My hand is a 1, my elbow a two, and my shoulder a three. If I happen to touch my right shoulder, I have to touch it three times, then my elbow twice, then my hand once... Then repeat with the other arm for balance. Every part of me from my teeth to my toes is "divided" this way. Typically I can solve this by simple small flexes, but sometimes I can't. It's not noticeable, unless you are looking for it. But it annoys the hell out of me! LOL
-

Wow. That's full blown OCD.

My nickname could be "Sh!tbreak". I don't crap in public places, including work, unless I am "sh!t out of luck". I work 5 minutes from home so I will stop by the house if I have to take a duece.

Also, when I have to piss at home I usually sit on the pot. Urine stream isn't as accurate as it used to be and I'm a lazy mofo, so I pop a squat.
ROFL Not something I would admit.

bevischief
09-22-2010, 06:39 PM
I have a hard time of being away from home after dark...

booger
09-22-2010, 06:41 PM
i cross my eyes and bark like a dog when i cum