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Short Leash Hootie
09-20-2010, 07:41 AM
I told you ALL FUCKING OFFSEASON our run defense wasn't the problem...

ALL FUCKING OFFSEASON I told you that your fucking stat garbage meant shit...

Teams can only beat us through the air...

now that we're getting leads and staying close...

teams can't run on us

go figure

58-4ever
09-20-2010, 07:47 AM
I need popcorn and haven't even had breakfast yet!

luv
09-20-2010, 07:49 AM
Grow up.

Coach
09-20-2010, 07:52 AM
This thread needs to be locked and Hootie needs to be repremanded, mods. This personal attacking is getting out of control.

And Hootie, you're better than this.

Lock this fucking thread, please.
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DaKCMan AP
09-20-2010, 07:53 AM
Are we going to get one of these every week? Lame.

chiefsnorth
09-20-2010, 07:53 AM
If only he could display amazing football knowledge like you did in the thread about your hero Vince Young and how great he is, eh Meatwhistle?

notorious
09-20-2010, 07:54 AM
Is he quoting another football forum website?


Can't make sense of it........

KC Tattoo
09-20-2010, 07:55 AM
:rolleyes:

Ebolapox
09-20-2010, 07:55 AM
jesus fucking christ. I don't put people on iggy for the most part. you're trying your fucking best, dude.

chiefsnorth
09-20-2010, 08:00 AM
Also we are still waiting for your weekly predictions ATS thread so we can wager our life savings on your gambling expertise! Help us beat the bear market!

Short Leash Hootie
09-20-2010, 08:01 AM
haha

Short Leash Hootie
09-20-2010, 08:01 AM
Also we are still waiting for your weekly predictions ATS thread so we can wager our life savings on your gambling expertise! Help us beat the bear market!

my amazing week 1 was followed by a terrible week 2...

Bane
09-20-2010, 08:02 AM
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chiefsnorth
09-20-2010, 08:04 AM
my amazing week 1 was followed by a terrible week 2...

So you're full of shit?

Fritz88
09-20-2010, 08:05 AM
Attention whoring at best.

Bane
09-20-2010, 08:09 AM
Attention whoring at best.

No
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shit!:bang::bang::bang::bang::bang::bang::bang::bang::bang::bang:

the Talking Can
09-20-2010, 08:10 AM
you're a d-bag

stevieray
09-20-2010, 08:10 AM
:rolleyes:

Dartgod
09-20-2010, 08:11 AM
Attention whoring at best.
Well, it is Hootie.

blaise
09-20-2010, 08:14 AM
"i will continue....

posting......

stupid shit.....

in an annoying fashion...

where, for some moronic reason...

I only put two or three words in a line....

and add a bunch of dots....

because dots mean....

I don't really know, but for some reason...

I think dots mean something...."

- Hootie

Short Leash Hootie
09-20-2010, 08:16 AM
Well, it is Hootie.

I like when I'm right, what can I say?

and thanks for hosting the gambling challenge...my favorite thing on Chiefs Planet.

Too bad I am out so quickly this year =(

That's what I get for putting money on the Pats...I hate the Pats...I will continue to hate the Pats even more now.

Consistent1
09-20-2010, 08:23 AM
jesus ****ing christ. I don't put people on iggy for the most part. you're trying your ****ing best, dude.

Iggy? You're crazy...shit like this is what makes the Planet so great.

Short Leash Hootie
09-20-2010, 08:25 AM
why does OTWP get to post all offseason about how bad we are and how bad our front office is and how bad our run defense is etc. etc. etc.

with no issues?

and hate on me for telling him we lost last year via the QB, not the run game...

but when he's proven wrong

he doesn't get to take shit about that?

or I'm annoying for starting such a thread?

so he can ruin 4 months of our lives when he and his buddies muddy every chiefs thread...

but I can't have 2 or 3 threads for a little....VINDICATION

???

NO?

Bane
09-20-2010, 08:27 AM
"i will continue....

posting......

stupid shit.....

in an annoying fashion...

where, for some moronic reason...

I only put two or three words in a line....

and add a bunch of dots....

because dots mean....

I don't really know, but for some reason...

I think dots mean something...."

- Hootie

Rep

Mr. Plow
09-20-2010, 09:03 AM
Are you going to be doing this shit after every fucking game this year?

Short Leash Hootie
09-20-2010, 09:05 AM
Are you going to be doing this shit after every ****ing game this year?

if we keep winning I'll do whatever the fuck I want!

God damn you guys can have a tplfanz (or whatever the fuck his name is) pile on me for all I care!

Chiefs 2-0 = happy Meat Dragon

These threads are just fun for me...it's fun to be an optimist and see it pay off...and see all of our know-it-alls shell up...

IT'S GREAT

IT'S AWESOME

AND ONCE AGAIN

IT'S VINDICATION!

J Diddy
09-20-2010, 09:15 AM
why does OTWP get to post all offseason about how bad we are and how bad our front office is and how bad our run defense is etc. etc. etc.

with no issues?

and hate on me for telling him we lost last year via the QB, not the run game...

but when he's proven wrong

he doesn't get to take shit about that?

or I'm annoying for starting such a thread?

so he can ruin 4 months of our lives when he and his buddies muddy every chiefs thread...

but I can't have 2 or 3 threads for a little....VINDICATION

???

NO?

1) my language arts is a little rusty, is this a haiku?
2) OTWP is a very stat intensive guy, he reads the stats and stats don't lie.
3) OTWP is also an extremely cool dude, so why the hate??

Saul Good
09-20-2010, 09:16 AM
I think we can reach a compromise here. Frankie spammed the board with stupid threads about OL, D-Line, LB, and QBs. There are 4 horsemen. Why not use one of each of Frankie's threads to bag on the drafturbators?

That way, nobody has to see new threads, Frankie gets 100 post threads, and those of us who are bored can be entertained by these flame wars.

Reerun_KC
09-20-2010, 09:18 AM
Its not vidincation at all... Its just going to make those people pile on with more hate, more negativity in each thread... Nothing good comes of threads like these...

You might feel better, but the rest of us will find it even harder to read... Thankfully FFvB FTW, but still.....

Come on, let it go....

Short Leash Hootie
09-20-2010, 09:19 AM
this is the year of....ME

my fantasy sleepers are hitting...

my team is winning...

THE DRAFTURBATORS HAVE SHELLED UP...

WHERE IS MECCA?

WHERE IS MECCA?

MECCA ANYONE?

IT'S SO HAAAAARD...TO SAY GOOOOOOODBYE...TO YESTERDAAAAAAY HEY!

notorious
09-20-2010, 09:23 AM
I wasn't prepared to read a drunkin' rant at 8:45 Monday morning.



A guy could get a contact buzz by reading this thread. LMAO

Short Leash Hootie
09-20-2010, 09:24 AM
I wasn't prepared to read a drunkin' rant at 8:45 Monday morning.



A guy could get a contact buzz by reading this thread. LMAO

Probably ROFL

and I gotta work in 30 minutes...

notorious
09-20-2010, 09:25 AM
Probably ROFL

and I gotta work in 30 minutes...

Ouch. Pediolite, 5 hour energy, and 2 tylenol.


Good Luck.

Short Leash Hootie
09-20-2010, 09:27 AM
I work well on hangovers...it's not like my job is hard or anything...I'm a "bus boy" for christ sake!

notorious
09-20-2010, 09:29 AM
At least you are in a bar. Dark and smelly. (normally)

Short Leash Hootie
09-20-2010, 09:31 AM
I don't know what I was thinking when I agreed to be the Monday opener...

chiefsnorth
09-20-2010, 09:33 AM
Why does such an expert gambler have to bus tables for a living?

Short Leash Hootie
09-20-2010, 09:35 AM
Why does such an expert gambler have to bus tables for a living?

I've reached my potential!

SenselessChiefsFan
09-20-2010, 09:45 AM
You are justifying an argument about last year based on the performance of the team this year?

If you think the Chiefs could stop the run last year, you wrong. There were countless times that the opponents rammed the ball down the Chiefs throat. The Browns game last year is a perfect example.

Perhaps the biggest issue is that you want to make sweeping declarations based on two games. If Gore comes in here next week and puts up 150 yards, will you suddenly post how wrong you were?

I thought the need for an NT was overblown. But, this was the Browns. The first game was against a rookie runner and the game was put on Rivers' shoulders due to the score.

Sorry, but two games do not make a season, and even if the Chiefs have a great run defense this year, it still doesn't mean that the Chiefs didn't struggle against the run LAST year.

Short Leash Hootie
09-20-2010, 09:51 AM
the point is...

I read a stat where we were the 24th ranked defense as of two weeks...

DOES THAT MAKE PEOPLE REALLY RESPECT THAT STAT?

REALLY?

REALLY?

Short Leash Hootie
09-20-2010, 09:51 AM
season ended today????

Derrick Johnson and Brandon Flowers would be ALL PROS

ChiefsCountry
09-20-2010, 10:33 AM
this is the year of....ME
my fantasy sleepers are hitting...
my team is winning...
THE DRAFTURBATORS HAVE SHELLED UP...
WHERE IS MECCA?
WHERE IS MECCA?
MECCA ANYONE?
IT'S SO HAAAAARD...TO SAY GOOOOOOODBYE...TO YESTERDAAAAAAY HEY!

He was on last night.
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Dicky McElephant
09-20-2010, 10:37 AM
Why is it that you never make it out to the bash?

Frazod
09-20-2010, 10:38 AM
God I wish they'd ban your punk ass. Go die a fire.

Dicky McElephant
09-20-2010, 10:41 AM
You are justifying an argument about last year based on the performance of the team this year?

If you think the Chiefs could stop the run last year, you wrong. There were countless times that the opponents rammed the ball down the Chiefs throat. The Browns game last year is a perfect example.

Perhaps the biggest issue is that you want to make sweeping declarations based on two games. If Gore comes in here next week and puts up 150 yards, will you suddenly post how wrong you were?

I thought the need for an NT was overblown. But, this was the Browns. The first game was against a rookie runner and the game was put on Rivers' shoulders due to the score.

Sorry, but two games do not make a season, and even if the Chiefs have a great run defense this year, it still doesn't mean that the Chiefs didn't struggle against the run LAST year.

But if the season ended today....we'd win the Superbowl!!!!! /Hootie / Meat Dragon

crazycoffey
09-20-2010, 10:45 AM
season ended today????

Derrick Johnson and Brandon Flowers would be ALL PROS


and if your Aunt had a dick, she'd be your Uncle.

keg in kc
09-20-2010, 10:50 AM
I'll try harder to give a shit about you.

Wait, no I won't.

alanm
09-20-2010, 10:51 AM
I told you ALL ****ING OFFSEASON our run defense wasn't the problem...

ALL ****ING OFFSEASON I told you that your ****ing stat garbage meant shit...

Teams can only beat us through the air...

now that we're getting leads and staying close...

teams can't run on us

go figureDiazapam meet Hootie. Hootie this is Diazapam. You two should hook up.

Lzen
09-20-2010, 10:54 AM
I wish someone would ban Hootie. Then again, I don't think it says in the terms of use that you can be banned for being an annoying twit.

King_Chief_Fan
09-20-2010, 10:56 AM
I told you ALL ****ING OFFSEASON our run defense wasn't the problem...

ALL ****ING OFFSEASON I told you that your ****ing stat garbage meant shit...

Teams can only beat us through the air...

now that we're getting leads and staying close...

teams can't run on us

go figure

so what do you want from us.......a medal or a chest to pin it on?
:shake:

beach tribe
09-20-2010, 11:06 AM
Grow up.

This

beach tribe
09-20-2010, 11:08 AM
I work well on hangovers...it's not like my job is hard or anything...I'm a "bus boy" for christ sake!

I wouldn't tell anyone else.

What's your pretend job you tell girls to get laid?

Bob Dole
09-20-2010, 11:20 AM
I wish someone would ban Hootie. Then again, I don't think it says in the terms of use that you can be banned for being an annoying twit.

There's precedent...

blaise
09-20-2010, 11:24 AM
I don't think he needs to be banned or anything. At least he talks football and sports, even if I don't like a lot of his opinions.

Reaper16
09-20-2010, 11:50 AM
the point is...

I read a stat where we were the 24th ranked defense as of two weeks...

DOES THAT MAKE PEOPLE REALLY RESPECT THAT STAT?

REALLY?

REALLY?
Which stat is that?

keg in kc
09-20-2010, 12:02 PM
24th in total defense. 25th in passing (25th in sacks...). 9th in rushing. 9th in points.

CrazyHorse
09-20-2010, 12:34 PM
24th in total defense. 25th in passing (25th in sacks...). 9th in rushing. 9th in points.

These numbers would indicate an offense that cant stay on the field and a defense thats on the field over 30 minutes. The numbers also indicate they are getting the job done at a high level.

Playing in the rain and against Cleveland helps us a little. But considering Berry has given up 3 of the 4 TDs, lends itself to the Chiefs defense becoming something we have all been waiting for.

What I like most is that they look like they are gaining confidence. Confidence is the "majic bean" that makes a defense fun to watch.

SenselessChiefsFan
09-20-2010, 12:46 PM
These numbers would indicate an offense that cant stay on the field and a defense thats on the field over 30 minutes. The numbers also indicate they are getting the job done at a high level.

Playing in the rain and against Cleveland helps us a little. But considering Berry has given up 3 of the 4 TDs, lends itself to the Chiefs defense becoming something we have all been waiting for.

What I like most is that they look like they are gaining confidence. Confidence is the "majic bean" that makes a defense fun to watch.

The Chiefs only had one three and out yesterday, and won the time of possession battle.

So, unable to stay on the field is not accurate for yesterday.

Now, in week 1, they didn't... but they really didn't even try that hard to stay on the field.

chasedude
09-20-2010, 12:49 PM
Threads are supposed to provide some purpose, this one doesn't.

I love FfVb, welcome to my ignore list Hootie.

keg in kc
09-20-2010, 12:51 PM
A significant chunk of the passing yardage is the product of broken plays that are directly attributable to inexperience in the secondary, although the 3rd and 1 call by Cleveland yesterday was a really good play call that was executed perfectly.

The 2 possession lead on SD also had an impact, both on the rushing and passing totals.

Calcountry
09-20-2010, 12:58 PM
Wow, I haven't missed much over here. lmao.

Bowser
09-20-2010, 01:16 PM
OTWP needs to respond with the gif of the kid mopping the floor shaking his head no.

Dicky McElephant
09-20-2010, 01:18 PM
OTWP needs to respond with the gif of the kid mopping the floor shaking his head no.

OTWP just needs to not respond.

Everyone knows Hootie is a bitch.

CrazyHorse
09-20-2010, 01:21 PM
The Chiefs only had one three and out yesterday, and won the time of possession battle.

So, unable to stay on the field is not accurate for yesterday.

Now, in week 1, they didn't... but they really didn't even try that hard to stay on the field.

Hmm. Didnt know that. I guess it just seemed like the O wasnt moving the ball. In fact looking back, we moved it pretty well after the half. Not a lot of scoring, but we moved the ball, and ran clock for the win.

Bowser
09-20-2010, 01:21 PM
OTWP just needs to not respond.

Everyone knows Hootie is a bitch.True. I just wanted to see that gif again, really.

go bowe
09-20-2010, 01:21 PM
"i will continue....

posting......

stupid shit.....

in an annoying fashion...

where, for some moronic reason...

I only put two or three words in a line....

and add a bunch of dots....

because dots mean....

I don't really know, but for some reason...

I think dots mean something...."

- Hootiei think he's trying to be a poor imitation of go bowe...

but it won't work...

i'm go bowe...

and he's not...

teedubya
09-20-2010, 01:23 PM
I'd pay to see On The Warpath58 punch Hootie in the mouth.

That would be awesome.

CrazyHorse
09-20-2010, 01:25 PM
A significant chunk of the passing yardage is the product of broken plays that are directly attributable to inexperience in the secondary, although the 3rd and 1 call by Cleveland yesterday was a really good play call that was executed perfectly.

The 2 possession lead on SD also had an impact, both on the rushing and passing totals.

All good points.

In the end, as far as I am concerned, this defense could "gel" into something to be excited about given the age of the players, and being the 1st couple games of the Crennel era.

go bowe
09-20-2010, 01:26 PM
or I'm annoying for starting such a thread?yes...

go bowe
09-20-2010, 01:30 PM
and if your Aunt had a dick, she'd be your Uncle.LMAO LMAO LMAO

luv
09-20-2010, 01:31 PM
OTWP just needs to not respond.

Everyone knows Hootie is a bitch.

This. Why stoop?

Saul Good
09-20-2010, 01:38 PM
I'd pay to see On The Warpath58 punch Hootie in the mouth.

That would be awesome.

If I had to make a blind wager, I would bet that hootie's got about 4 inches on OTWP and is in better shape. Let's set some odds. Anyone met either of them in person? I want to handicap this theoretical rumble.

Bane
09-20-2010, 01:39 PM
OTWP just needs to not respond.

Everyone knows Hootie is a bitch.

That's exactly what he want's too.
A reaction to give hootie a reason
to keep posting stupid shit.

Bane
09-20-2010, 01:40 PM
This. Why stoop?

Why stoop!
RepROFL

HemiEd
09-20-2010, 02:11 PM
I recommend you get a dog Hootie, they like everyone, and are always there for you.

Direckshun
09-20-2010, 02:13 PM
I'm a "bus boy" for christ sake!

Please god tell me this is true.

Direckshun
09-20-2010, 02:14 PM
OTWP just needs to not respond.

Everyone knows Hootie is a bitch.

I disagree.

OTWP should drop a .gif, then not respond.

luv
09-20-2010, 02:21 PM
Please god tell me this is true.

I think he's actually a waiter.

Pawnmower
09-20-2010, 02:28 PM
If I had to make a blind wager, I would bet that hootie's got about 4 inches on OTWP and is in better shape. Let's set some odds. Anyone met either of them in person? I want to handicap this theoretical rumble.

HAHAHAHAAH


I'll go 3 inches and 30 IQ points to Hootie...+20 push ups and +2 pull ups

Let hootie have his moment for fucks sake....All summer long he has had to eat shit....

Frazod
09-20-2010, 02:41 PM
If I had to make a blind wager, I would bet that hootie's got about 4 inches on OTWP and is in better shape. Let's set some odds. Anyone met either of them in person? I want to handicap this theoretical rumble.

Based on the photo I saw of OTWP from the San Diego game, that's a wager you'd lose.

Saul Good
09-20-2010, 02:45 PM
Based on the photo I saw of OTWP from the San Diego game, that's a wager you'd lose.

Worthless without pics...

I'm sure you are right, as I know nothing about either of them. I might have seen hootie post his height once and want to say that he's 6'1 or 6'2, but I might just be remembering something that never happened. Let's see the tale of the tape.

Frazod
09-20-2010, 02:50 PM
Worthless without pics...

I'm sure you are right, as I know nothing about either of them. I might have seen hootie post his height once and want to say that he's 6'1 or 6'2, but I might just be remembering something that never happened. Let's see the tale of the tape.

Being tall doesn't make you tough. Hootie's also bragged about his mouth getting him into trouble and then needing his clown posse to bail him out. I doubt if he could fight his way out of a shithouse.

Short Leash Hootie
09-20-2010, 03:36 PM
I'm 6'2" 220 lbs...

Brock
09-20-2010, 03:40 PM
whaddaya bench

Short Leash Hootie
09-20-2010, 03:43 PM
whaddaya bench

I do my reps at 185 when I bench...but I haven't maxed since high school...

chiefsnorth
09-20-2010, 03:47 PM
Sounds like 20 booze pounds

Short Leash Hootie
09-20-2010, 03:50 PM
sure...

but I am a hell of a lot skinnier than 95% of this board LMAO

KCUnited
09-20-2010, 04:12 PM
Ever play any ball, and by ball I mean 8 man high school or higher? Cuz if not then STFU

|Zach|
09-20-2010, 04:12 PM
whaddaya bench

ROFL