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B_Ambuehl
09-24-2010, 08:49 AM
This is funny:

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000d5d81ac030c/article/in-a-passing-league-what-is-with-all-these-ugly-qb-situations

4 Ryan Leafs..lol

I wonder where he'll eventually end up ranking on those "top free agent bust" lists they run every year on NFL network?

alpha_omega
09-24-2010, 08:51 AM
Our QB suckage factor knows no regional boundaries.

gblowfish
09-24-2010, 08:53 AM
Chiefs are paying Cassel $60 million dollars on his contract. Counting last year, that's $10 mill per victory so far. Yikes.

Red Brooklyn
09-24-2010, 08:56 AM
Woeful.

Sofa King
09-24-2010, 08:57 AM
This is funny:

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000d5d81ac030c/article/in-a-passing-league-what-is-with-all-these-ugly-qb-situations

4 Ryan Leafs..lol

I wonder where he'll eventually end up ranking on those "top free agent bust" lists they run every year on NFL network?

kinda hard to get on that list when he wasn't a Free Agent..

Fish
09-24-2010, 09:00 AM
[dusting off the sniper rifle]

gblowfish
09-24-2010, 09:11 AM
Did we miss this story back in May 2009? WTF???
http://www.kcconfidential.com/?tag=lauren-killian

Marcellus
09-24-2010, 09:13 AM
Chiefs are paying Cassel $60 million dollars on his contract. Counting last year, that's $10 mill per victory so far. Yikes.

He will see about half that $60MM. Only $5MM a win. :-)

Reerun_KC
09-24-2010, 09:18 AM
Chiefs are paying Cassel $60 million dollars on his contract. Counting last year, that's $10 mill per victory so far. Yikes.


I will bet you ALL of your casino cash that Cassel doesnt see all of that $60 Million?

Hell I will go as far as betting your a bottle of bourbon that he doesnt.

what you say?

Reerun_KC
09-24-2010, 09:20 AM
He will see about half that $60MM. Only $5MM a win. :-)

So your saying were not going to win another game this year? :(

Bambi
09-24-2010, 09:28 AM
wow, 4 ryan leafs!

Mr. Plow
09-24-2010, 09:35 AM
lol. Fucking Ryan Leaf. That guy is the definition of NFL QB Fail.

OnTheWarpath58
09-24-2010, 09:35 AM
He will see about half that $60MM. Only $5MM a win. :-)

The fact that he's going to see $30M of it, and potentially more is sickening on its own.

4 Ryan Leafs. We salute you, King of the Fail:

http://i40.tinypic.com/6dycls.gif

milkman
09-24-2010, 09:38 AM
wow, 4 ryan leafs!

Not surprising.

KC Tattoo
09-24-2010, 09:42 AM
I think all this bitching about our QB is going to pay off. FUCKING Ryan Leaf sucklage QB MATT CASSEL

Pestilence
09-24-2010, 09:45 AM
One can only hope this happens....

www.rotoworld.com


NFL Network's Jason LaCanfora believes the Chiefs will "strongly consider" cutting ties with Matt Cassel after the 2010 season.

Cassel is due a $4.75 million salary plus a $7.5 million option bonus, which would make him one of the highest paid players in the league next year. The Chiefs upgraded the talent around him, so the excuses for his poor play are running out. Cassel has provided no reason to believe he can develop into a franchise quarterback.

OnTheWarpath58
09-24-2010, 09:48 AM
One can only hope this happens....

www.rotoworld.com

I always like when people talk about a 28 year old developing into a franchise QB.

gblowfish
09-24-2010, 09:48 AM
Who should we pick?
Peyton Manning....
or
Ryan Leaf?

Hmmm.....

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BTW: He's currently living with his parents in Montana.
http://tinyurl.com/296ef5b

Mr. Laz
09-24-2010, 09:59 AM
you guy realize the more the media trashes Cassel the less likely Pioli makes a change.

stubbornness against public perceptions/opinions is part of "the tree"

Rausch
09-24-2010, 10:02 AM
you guy realize the more the media trashes Cassel the less likely Pioli makes a change.

stubbornness against public perceptions/opinions is part of "the tree"

No, that's Peterson.

The Pats were never shy of trading/cutting guys that didn't fit the bill...

Amnorix
09-24-2010, 10:05 AM
you guy realize the more the media trashes Cassel the less likely Pioli makes a change.

stubbornness against public perceptions/opinions is part of "the tree"

This is not only not true, it makes no sense.

It's not fighting against public opinion, it's giving them zero weight.

KC Tattoo
09-24-2010, 10:06 AM
I always like when people talk about a 28 year old developing into a franchise QB.

That havn't started a game through college & untill the starting QB for the Patriots gets hurt, four years after college.

rambleonthruthefog
09-24-2010, 10:16 AM
for my lock, I'll go with the 49ers this weekend over Kansas City

in case no one read the entire article.

Tuckdaddy
09-24-2010, 10:19 AM
I will never undrrstand why they gave him that contract. They could have just paid him for the one year, see if he was good and then gone from there. Clearly they fugged up bad.

Rausch
09-24-2010, 10:25 AM
I will never undrrstand why they gave him that contract. They could have just paid him for the one year, see if he was good and then gone from there. Clearly they fugged up bad.

Completly agree.

In fact, said it the day we made the trade...

Fritz88
09-24-2010, 10:28 AM
http://static.nfl.com/static/content/catch_all/nfl_image/four_leafs.jpghttp://static.nfl.com/static/content/catch_all/nfl_image/four_leafs.jpghttp://static.nfl.com/static/content/catch_all/nfl_image/four_leafs.jpg

OnTheWarpath58
09-24-2010, 10:28 AM
http://static.nfl.com/static/content/catch_all/nfl_image/four_leafs.jpghttp://static.nfl.com/static/content/catch_all/nfl_image/four_leafs.jpghttp://static.nfl.com/static/content/catch_all/nfl_image/four_leafs.jpg

LMAO

Sweet Daddy Hate
09-24-2010, 11:04 AM
This snippet gets the, "America, FUCK YEAH"!-award of the day.

OnTheWarpath58
09-24-2010, 11:14 AM
I propose, that from this day forward, all FAILS are judged on the "5 Matt Cassel" scale.

Example:

Any KC Johnny post:

http://i51.tinypic.com/28cn5hx.jpg

gblowfish
09-24-2010, 11:15 AM
Some thoughts, and I think all these stats are correct:
After last week, only one starting QB (who hasn't been benched) has a lower QB rating than Cassel (Flacco in Baltimore).
Cassel is in the top ten in pay for QBs in the NFL (approx $15 mill per year)
The Chiefs are in the bottom 20% payroll in the NFL (total team payroll this year around $87 mill)
Cassel has won six games total as Chiefs QB (Croyle has never won a game for KC).

This game will be very important for Cassel to play well and start paying dividends for his share of the payroll. Otherwise, he's on his way to being the Gil Meche of the Chiefs.

Sweet Daddy Hate
09-24-2010, 11:16 AM
I propose, that from this day forward, all FAILS are judged on the "5 Matt Cassel" scale.

Example:

Any KC Johnny post:

http://i51.tinypic.com/28cn5hx.jpg

LMAO

Pestilence
09-24-2010, 11:18 AM
I propose that Knowmo gets his own scale.

http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n189/pestilenceaf23/orton.jpghttp://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n189/pestilenceaf23/orton.jpghttp://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n189/pestilenceaf23/orton.jpghttp://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n189/pestilenceaf23/orton.jpghttp://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n189/pestilenceaf23/orton.jpg

Sweet Daddy Hate
09-24-2010, 11:20 AM
I propose that Knowmo gets his own scale.

http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n189/pestilenceaf23/orton.jpghttp://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n189/pestilenceaf23/orton.jpghttp://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n189/pestilenceaf23/orton.jpghttp://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n189/pestilenceaf23/orton.jpghttp://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n189/pestilenceaf23/orton.jpg

LMAO Man, that is one(or five)HORRID pic.

Mr. Laz
09-24-2010, 11:20 AM
This is not only not true, it makes no sense.

It's not fighting against public opinion, it's giving them zero weight.
fine,fine line between "giving them zero weight" and doing the opposite to spite them.

subconsciously it only takes a little push before you are trying to prove them wrong as much as ignoring them. Human nature.

JASONSAUTO
09-24-2010, 11:21 AM
I propose that Knowmo gets his own scale.

http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n189/pestilenceaf23/orton.jpghttp://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n189/pestilenceaf23/orton.jpghttp://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n189/pestilenceaf23/orton.jpghttp://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n189/pestilenceaf23/orton.jpghttp://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n189/pestilenceaf23/orton.jpg

would have been much better if you could find orton with his face buried in some guys crotch.

OnTheWarpath58
09-24-2010, 11:21 AM
fine,fine line between "giving them zero weight" and doing the opposite to spite them.

subconsciously it only takes a little push before you are trying to prove them wrong as much as ignoring them. Human nature.

http://i55.tinypic.com/202n47.jpg

Pestilence
09-24-2010, 11:22 AM
http://i55.tinypic.com/202n47.jpg

ROFL at 4 1/2 Cassels......

Mr. Laz
09-24-2010, 11:23 AM
http://i55.tinypic.com/202n47.jpg
if that's the case then you might as well make that your avatar

OnTheFailpath58

OnTheWarpath58
09-24-2010, 11:24 AM
if that's the case then you might as well make that your avatar

OnTheFailpath58

http://i51.tinypic.com/28cn5hx.jpg

Pestilence
09-24-2010, 11:27 AM
http://i51.tinypic.com/28cn5hx.jpg

Dude....how great would it be if you did nothing but rate peoples posts like this. LMAO

OnTheWarpath58
09-24-2010, 11:31 AM
Dude....how great would it be if you did nothing but rate peoples posts like this. LMAO

http://i53.tinypic.com/169qnah.jpg

KCFalcon59
09-24-2010, 11:34 AM
http://i51.tinypic.com/28cn5hx.jpg

Could we also make it a smilie

Mr. Flopnuts
09-24-2010, 11:34 AM
LMAO This thread turned golden.

King_Chief_Fan
09-24-2010, 11:35 AM
i hope this doesn't impact Cassel's confidence and cause him to have lousy play:doh!:

milkman
09-24-2010, 11:41 AM
LMAO This thread turned golden.

Not really.

It turned Goober.

I don't believe a man that looks like a Goober has any potential to be a leader, unless he lives in Arkansas.

Sweet Daddy Hate
09-24-2010, 11:44 AM
Not really.

It turned Goober.

I don't believe a man that looks like a Goober has any potential to be a leader, unless he lives in Arkansas.

Hey now, Goober was somewhat useful:

http://www.houseplantpicturestudio.com/HPS/goob/goob_pix/goob_title.jpg

OnTheWarpath58
09-24-2010, 11:44 AM
I also propose, that from this day forward, all EXCELLENCE is judged on the "5 Jamaal Charles" scale.

http://i56.tinypic.com/xgl3f7.jpg

OnTheWarpath58
09-24-2010, 11:45 AM
Not really.

It turned Goober.

I don't believe a man that looks like a Goober has any potential to be a leader, unless he lives in Arkansas.

Thus, he is the poster child for fail.

Rausch
09-24-2010, 11:45 AM
if that's the case then you might as well make that your avatar

OnTheFailpath58

LMAO

Warrior5
09-24-2010, 11:46 AM
i hope this doesn't impact Cassel's confidence and cause him to have lousy play:doh!:

I hope this does impact Cassel and cause him to pull his head out of his 4th point of contact.

His team is 2-0 despite his piss-poor performance thus far... he needs to sack up and play at least average. He can do it; he did a few times last year with half the talent around him he has right now.

Weis, you're on notice too...

HemiEd
09-24-2010, 11:54 AM
I will never undrrstand why they gave him that contract. They could have just paid him for the one year, see if he was good and then gone from there. Clearly they fugged up bad.
They traded a very high second for him, and I think they wanted to make sure they didn't lose that trade value to him becoming a FA.

As it is, they lost more than that, since he sucks so bad. They lost the time.

Stinger
09-24-2010, 11:54 AM
I also propose, that from this day forward, all EXCELLENCE is judged on the "5 Jamaal Charles" scale.

http://i56.tinypic.com/xgl3f7.jpg

Why would excellence be defined by someone who can't get on the field............


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Sweet Daddy Hate
09-24-2010, 11:56 AM
They traded a very high second for him, and I think they wanted to make sure they didn't lose that trade value to him becoming a FA.

As it is, they lost more than that, since he sucks so bad. They lost the time.

Damn straight.:shake:

milkman
09-24-2010, 11:57 AM
http://www.houseplantpicturestudio.com/HPS/goob/goob_pix/goob_title.jpg




http://i55.tinypic.com/202n47.jpg

Father and son?

Sweet Daddy Hate
09-24-2010, 12:00 PM
LMAO:LOL:

gblowfish
09-24-2010, 12:03 PM
I like this scale for rating Cassel's performance.
This would be a "Three Bradys" out of five total....

Bowser
09-24-2010, 12:05 PM
Someone throw out that gif of Cassel telling the crowd to shut the fuck up.

Mr. Flopnuts
09-24-2010, 12:05 PM
I also propose, that from this day forward, all EXCELLENCE is judged on the "5 Jamaal Charles" scale.

http://i56.tinypic.com/xgl3f7.jpg

I'm cool with that as long as we can make it the gif of him dancing in the end zone.

OnTheWarpath58
09-24-2010, 12:06 PM
I'm cool with that as long as we can make it the gif of him dancing in the end zone.

I have it, but have no idea how to string 5 of them together.

Mr. Flopnuts
09-24-2010, 12:08 PM
I have it, but have no idea how to string 5 of them together.

The half's would be more difficult than the whole's would be my guess. Oh well.

HemiEd
09-24-2010, 12:11 PM
I have it, but have no idea how to string 5 of them together.

Heck, I have no idea how you are putting the five pictures together.

Shag
09-24-2010, 12:16 PM
you guy realize the more the media trashes Cassel the less likely Pioli makes a change.

stubbornness against public perceptions/opinions is part of "the tree"

That's one of the dumbest things I've ever heard...

HemiEd
09-24-2010, 01:01 PM
That's one of the dumbest things I've ever heard...

That theory might have held some water with Peterson, but the ship has sailed, or sunk.........

DeezNutz
09-24-2010, 01:13 PM
LMAO. LMAO.

He just needs more time! An offensive line! WRs! A frontal lobotomy! It's not Matty's fault!!!! He was "good" in NE!!!

johnny961
09-24-2010, 01:22 PM
This story is funny but true. And, we got the highest possible 4 Leaf rating. Irate fans, local media, and national media are all noticing. Pioli, Haley, and Weis in my mind might be showing the team first support the QB publicly attitude but they can't not see this in my mind. And I'd agree with you HemiEd that the stubborn streak in Carl Peterson that made our team hang onto perennial losers that he thought were winners is long gone. NE never hesitated to cut an underachiever if they didn't shape up or even a probowler(Milloy) if the compensation was right. Or at least that was the regime's attitude when Pioli was with NE. IMO I can see us cutting ties with Cassel at the earliest convenience if he doesn't step it up and perform at a higher level more consistently.

'Hamas' Jenkins
09-24-2010, 01:30 PM
Raiders (+4.5) over CARDINALS
We almost had two new starting QBs for this game (Bruce Gradkowski and Max Hall) until Ken Whisenhunt gave Derek Anderson another whirl. Is it just me or did the quarterback position go into a freefall this season? The Week 2 QB performances were so bad that, at one point on Sunday, I compared the Worst QB of the Day race to the '94 Oscars Best Picture race for both depth and scope. That prompted a few people to wonder which QBs resembled which movies. Screw it, let's play it out:
Vince Young (66 passing yards, three turnovers) as "Forrest Gump": He won the Oscar (playing so poorly that he got benched, which earned him the most attention afterwards) for Week 2, but much like with "Gump," Vince's performance was a little overblown. So Vince got rattled by the best defense in football. It happens. We'll forget about it by Week 8. Much like we forgot about the agonizingly stupid 10-minute scene when Forrest went running.


Joe Flacco (154 yards, 4 picks, 23.8 rating) as "The Shawshank Redemption": "Shawshank" was my personal favorite in '94; Flacco was my personal favorite in Week 2 since he stunk out the joint AND killed about three million fantasy teams. For Ravens fans, this September 2010 Flacco stretch is the equivalent of the part in "Shawshank" when Andy was getting repeatedly gang-raped and beaten up by Boggs and the Sisters and Red said, "I do believe those were the worst two years for Andy." You know, because that was unclear.


Brett Favre (three picks, 44.3 rating) as "Pulp Fiction": The most stylish of the performances, and like with John Travolta in "Pulp," the word "comeback" hovered over everything. And yes, Vikings fans are Marsellus in Zed's basement with the red ball in his mouth.


Derek Anderson (161 yards, 0 TDs, two picks, 46 rating) as "Quiz Show": Remember how Rob Morrow dragged down "Quiz Show" (and killed his movie career) with the worst Boston accent ever delivered in a movie? Larry Fitzgerald was just good enough in the Atlanta game that it dragged Anderson's performance up. He was the Reverse Rob Morrow of the Derek Anderson movie.


Trent Edwards (102 yards, two picks, 37 rating) as "Four Weddings and a Funeral": Just as underrated. Why? He never got pulled! Even in garbage time, when the Packers were winning by four touchdowns and playing a Cover 3, Trent couldn't piece together a few first downs. He might be the first starting NFL QB to jump to the UFL midseason.




Honorable mention: Matt Cassel (two picks, 46 QB rating) as "Clerks" (the indie movie that was never meant to be more than an indie movie); Matt Hasselbeck (three picks) as "The Last Seduction" (he keeps roping Seattle fans back in); Tom Brady (covered above) as "Bullets Over Broadway" (self-explanatory); Carson Palmer (covered above) as "True Lies" (as in, every Bengals fan is lying to himself if he thinks Palmer is still good); Jason Campbell (87 yards, one pick, benched) as "Dumb and Dumber" (explains his first two weeks); David Garrard (four picks in a San Diego game that was blacked out in Southern California) as "Ed Wood" (I never saw either); and Matt Moore (125 yards, two turnovers, benched) as "Nell" (I think he came out of the woods, and I definitely can't understand him). Wow, I spent too much time on that.

'Hamas' Jenkins
09-24-2010, 01:32 PM
They traded a very high second for him, and I think they wanted to make sure they didn't lose that trade value to him becoming a FA.

As it is, they lost more than that, since he sucks so bad. They lost the time.

Once they traded for him, they owned his rights for two years due to the expiration of the CBA.

They gave him that contract because they believed that he was a franchise guy.

DeezNutz
09-24-2010, 01:36 PM
Once they traded for him, they owned his rights for two years due to the expiration of the CBA.

They gave him that contract because they believed that he was a franchise guy.

Pioli knows more than you. I think I'll trust his judgment. (mutes slurping)

Who could have guessed this? Who the fuck could have anticipated that this clown [Cassel] would be a fucking fraud? Who?!!111?

beach tribe
09-24-2010, 02:13 PM
Dude is playing like shit even with the coaching staff going out of their way just to try and make him look good. I have given up all hope that Cassel will ever be starter material, mush less a pro=bowl caliber player.

Well, Bye. I FULLY expect him to be gone after this season.

MadMax
09-24-2010, 02:18 PM
Pioli knows more than you. I think I'll trust his judgment. (mutes slurping)

Who could have guessed this? Who the **** could have anticipated that this clown [Cassel] would be a ****ing fraud? Who?!!111?




At the time I was pissed they would even consider trading a 4th rounder for the turd.. He had turd written all over him, and for Pioli to bring him here one has to question his talent evaluation... Belechick was sportin wood the day we gave tham that pick.....

MadMax
09-24-2010, 02:23 PM
LMAO:LOL:




Yes, PLEASE can we end this abortion experiment ASAP!!! LOL!

MadMax
09-24-2010, 02:26 PM
Hey now, Goober was somewhat useful:

http://www.houseplantpicturestudio.com/HPS/goob/goob_pix/goob_title.jpg




At least Goob could pump gas and check oil.. Castlerod can't even check anything...

MadMax
09-24-2010, 02:29 PM
Some thoughts, and I think all these stats are correct:
After last week, only one starting QB (who hasn't been benched) has a lower QB rating than Cassel (Flacco in Baltimore).
Cassel is in the top ten in pay for QBs in the NFL (approx $15 mill per year)
The Chiefs are in the bottom 20% payroll in the NFL (total team payroll this year around $87 mill)
Cassel has won six games total as Chiefs QB (Croyle has never won a game for KC).

This game will be very important for Cassel to play well and start paying dividends for his share of the payroll. Otherwise, he's on his way to being the Gil Meche of the Chiefs.




Gil says FU I'm better than that turd ever was... :)

DeezNutz
09-24-2010, 02:38 PM
Gil says FU I'm better than that turd ever was... :)

No shit.

Completely unfair to Meche, who was an effective pitcher until DM and Barnyard Trey abused him.

the Talking Can
09-24-2010, 02:59 PM
http://i55.tinypic.com/202n47.jpg

ROFL



and Cassel getting 4 Ryan Leafs is too fucking hilarious


somewhere pawnsmoker and that ball snorkeling pats fan are furiously composing emails in his defense...