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Hog Farmer
09-26-2010, 08:13 AM
Looks like the Lizard Gods might be stopping by soon !



U.N. to appoint Alien ambassador this week!!!

http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/un-to-appoint-earth-contact-for-aliens/story-e6frfku0-1225929498742

Disclosure coming up soon it appears

HE United Nations was set today to appoint an obscure Malaysian astrophysicist to act as Earth�'s first contact for any aliens that may come visiting.

Mazlan Othman, the head of the UN's little-known Office for Outer Space Affairs (Unoosa), is to describe her potential new role next week at a scientific conference at the Royal Society's Kavli conference centre in Buckinghamshire.

She is scheduled to tell delegates that the recent discovery of hundreds of planets around other stars has made the detection of extraterrestrial life more likely than ever before - and that means the UN must be ready to coordinate humanity's response to any "first contact".

During a talk Othman gave recently to fellow scientists, she said: "The continued search for extraterrestrial communication, by several entities, sustains the hope that some day humankind will receive signals from extraterrestrials.


"When we do, we should have in place a coordinated response that takes into account all the sensitivities related to the subject. The UN is a ready-made mechanism for such coordination."

Professor Richard Crowther, an expert in space law and governance at the UK Space Agency and who leads British delegations to the UN on such matters, said: "Othman is absolutely the nearest thing we have to a ‘take me to your leader' person."

However, he thinks humanity's first encounter with any intelligent aliens is more likely to be via radio or light signals from a distant planet than by beings arriving on Earth. And, he suggests, even if we do encounter aliens in the flesh, they are more likely to be microbes than anything intelligent.

9/25/2010

RE: U.N. to appoint Alien ambassador this week!!!

Bacon Cheeseburger
09-26-2010, 08:17 AM
Hopefully one of the aliens can play NT for us.

bevischief
09-26-2010, 09:21 AM
So he is the first one to be BBQ.

Hog Farmer
09-26-2010, 09:26 AM
Greetings Earthlings, we come in peace.

But we have to kill you.

Shogun
09-26-2010, 09:31 AM
Should have been Mel

boogblaster
09-26-2010, 09:31 AM
Alien twats have a fishy-odor ...

milkman
09-26-2010, 09:45 AM
Mazlan Othman, Alien Whisperer.

Buehler445
09-26-2010, 09:53 AM
Make Herm do it. They'll think there is no intelligent life and leave.
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mesmith31
09-26-2010, 10:36 AM
I would have guessed that they would have gone with Sam Cassell..

Rain Man
09-26-2010, 10:39 AM
It's a good idea to have them meet a woman first. They won't kill us if they like to look at breasts.

Scorp
09-26-2010, 10:39 AM
We're all gonna DIE!

Dave Lane
09-26-2010, 10:46 AM
Hopefully one of the aliens can play NT for us.

Screw that with 17 tenacled arms and being used to gravity on Jupiter they can lob a pass 99 yards with pinpoint accuracy! 73 SB in a row and bye bye Matt Cassel!

Pitt Gorilla
09-26-2010, 10:48 AM
I assumed it would be Carville.