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KCtotheSB
10-13-2010, 04:13 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/prweb/20100914/bs_prweb/prweb4491804_1


A newly-published book by a retired NORAD officer predicts October 13, 2010 as the tentative date for a fleet of extraterrestrial vehicles to hover for hours over the earth's principal cities. Author says the event to be the first in a series intended to avert a planetary catastrophe resulting from increasing levels of carbon-dioxide in the earth's atmosphere dangerously approaching a "critical mass."
Winnipeg, MB (PRWEB) September 13, 2010 -- A newly-published 352-page book by a retired Air Force officer, Stanley A. Fulham, tentatively predicts October 13, 2010 as the date for a massive UFO display over the world’s principal cities. According to the author, the aliens will neither land nor communicate on that date; they are aware from eons of experience with other planets in similar conditions their sudden intervention would cause fear and panic.
The book, Challenges of Change (3rd ed.), reports this event will be the initial interaction in a process leading to mankind’s acceptance of the alien reality and technologies for the removal of poisonous gases from the earth’s atmosphere in 2015, if not sooner.
The author draws upon his military experience with the UFO phenomenon dating back to WW2, and later, with NORAD and his subsequent life-long association with a senior NORAD intelligence officer who provided him a wealth of historical data relating to NORAD’s experience with the UFO/alien reality which has never been revealed to the public. In the military's view, as conveyed to and understood by Fulham, the public is not yet ready to accept an alien reality.
Fulham writes it is generally recognized UFOs function beyond our earth's physical laws, and has concluded answers to questions regarding who they are, where are they from, why are they here, are they a threat, and the mystery of abductions could only be found at a higher dimension of reality.
For more than a decade, through the services of a world renowned channeler, the author has communicated with an ethereal group of entities known as the Transcendors -- 43,000 very old souls who combine their vast experience and knowledge through eons of incarnations, providing advice and information to humans in search of basic realities of mankind’s existence.

The book Challenges of Change reports on the author’s years of communication with the Transcendors in a question and answer format intended to inform and challenge. The Transcendors reveal through the author crucial information about urgent global challenges facing mankind such as earth changes, international terrorism, worldwide financial collapse and the environmental crisis. One revelation is al Qaeda has a dirty nuclear bomb and WMD, but faces a moral quandary over “containment of collateral damages.”
Utilizing the theme of the Four Horsemen as symbolic metaphor, Fulham warns mankind will survive all of these future challenges, except the CO2 pollution of our atmosphere. According to information provided to the author by the Transcendors, the build-up of CO2 pollution is rising 1% annually to a “critical mass” of 22% in which mankind could not survive ”without outside intervention.”
According to Fulham, the Transcendors state they have borne witness to countless thousands of alien civilizations who polluted their planets to total extinction where not a single being, animal or plant survived. They urgently warn planet earth is presently on the same self-destructive path. Fulham reports the aliens are well aware of our environmental crisis, and have benevolently decided to rescue mankind in this vast universal drama.

Fulham has been in contact with a distinguished foreign ambassador who read the book with great interest and dispatched it to his home government, where it was translated and studied by hundreds of their top government officials.
A website containing videos of the author discussing his research conclusions and other vital information has been created at: http://sites.google.com/site/challengesofchange

Fulham clarifies there are no absolutes; the principal of free will and choice that exits with all souls precludes all absolute realities, and the aliens may decide to postpone their intervention -- but the Transcendors confirm it will nonetheless occur in 2010. Quoting the author, the event will "occur this year, in what will surely be one of the great dramas of our galaxy, the introduction of their alien civilizations and technologies to mankind. We are not alone, and our world will have changed forever."
Contact:
Randy Kitchur
Amisk Enterprises Ltd.
Spokesman for Mr. Fulham
Website: http://sites.google.com/site/challengesofchange
(204) 416-5272 (Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada)

Get ready. Shit's about to get real tonight!

Rooster
10-13-2010, 04:16 PM
:popcorn:I better charge up the battery in my camera:popcorn:

ClevelandBronco
10-13-2010, 04:22 PM
:popcorn:I better charge up the battery in my camera:popcorn:

Forget that. If you want to see anything you'd be better off charging up your bong.

TrickyNicky
10-13-2010, 04:25 PM
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These are balloons that they are looking at btw.

GoHuge
10-13-2010, 04:35 PM
Sounds fun............my night is open!

FAX
10-13-2010, 04:49 PM
The Transcendors sound pretty cool ... helping us with our atmosphere, and all.

Anyway, they sound a whole lot cooler than the Transglandors. Those guys are nasty.

FAX

FAX
10-13-2010, 04:52 PM
Back in ancient times, the ancient people used to build giant, phallic megaliths in a helpless plea to the Transglandors that they might someday return to Earth and bring back the ancient people's penises.

FAX

bevischief
10-13-2010, 04:54 PM
What time does it start? I don't see nothing yet.

bevischief
10-13-2010, 04:55 PM
I did see the moon this afternoon.

FAX
10-13-2010, 04:58 PM
But the Transglandors never listened. Nor did they return to Earth. Instead, they traveled onward through the Galaxy to the Planet Vag where they impressed the population with their new-found penises. Although the Vagites put up a life and death struggle, the Transglandors conquered their world, then continued on to the Planet Penicillin.

FAX

bevischief
10-13-2010, 05:03 PM
Clear blue sky here.

BIG_DADDY
10-13-2010, 05:05 PM
What time does it start? I don't see nothing yet.

LMAO

Detoxing
10-13-2010, 05:07 PM
Holy fuck. There are only two more months left in this year.

My car registration is due soon. SOB.

bevischief
10-13-2010, 05:09 PM
Only about a 2 blocks away from the local liquor store if it hits the fan, and they know me.

LaChapelle
10-13-2010, 05:11 PM
Can't the Chiefs even try and go 4-1 first
sum bitch

RustShack
10-13-2010, 05:13 PM
Yep, the Chiefs get a good team and then the world ends before the Super Bowl.

Stinger
10-13-2010, 05:14 PM
They are just delivering the Leprechauns down south.

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Tribal Warfare
10-13-2010, 05:18 PM
Looks like I'm gonna say it first, a black man in the White House and the world goes to shit.


http://c2431622.cdn.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/IndependenceDayMovieLow.jpg


just like a fuckin movie, we need to get Will Smith cocked, locked, and ready to rock.

bevischief
10-13-2010, 05:45 PM
What happened to the big yellowish ball in the sky? I last saw it settling down in the west...

KChiefs1
10-13-2010, 05:48 PM
What cities?

chiefsnorth
10-13-2010, 05:49 PM
The Transcendors sound pretty cool ... helping us with our atmosphere, and all.

Anyway, they sound a whole lot cooler than the Transglandors. Those guys are nasty.

FAX

The transgendors are the ones that really scare me.


Ok, I am going to finish loading magazines now.

Donger
10-13-2010, 05:51 PM
Principal cities? So, besides LA, what other cities matter? /Dane

brorth
10-13-2010, 06:42 PM
The transgendors are the ones that really scare me.


Ok, I am going to finish loading magazines now.

Wow.

mlyonsd
10-13-2010, 06:51 PM
So if this doesn't happen we can pretty much agree global warming is a farce. Cool.

black angus
10-13-2010, 06:58 PM
Maybe they can make it rain in western Ks.

Chiefs Rool
10-13-2010, 07:01 PM
I'm gonna be super disappointed if nothing happens, 4 hours left!!

boogblaster
10-13-2010, 07:57 PM
Im waiting .. my villa has 22 people here .. bet they dont come se me damit ....

Thorpilian
10-13-2010, 08:03 PM
They just dropped me off. Said they'll be back next Friday. That retired NORAD guy is an Idiot!

Dave Lane
10-13-2010, 08:24 PM
Cool I just bought a mondo telescope and my autoguider arrived for tracking today perfect timing!

FAX
10-13-2010, 08:26 PM
I never understood why people bought mondo telescopes. Once you've seen one mondo, you've pretty much seen them all and I damn sure don't want to see one close up.

FAX

Dave Lane
10-13-2010, 08:27 PM
But the Transglandors never listened. Nor did they return to Earth. Instead, they traveled onward through the Galaxy to the Planet Vag where they impressed the population with their new-found penises. Although the Vagites put up a life and death struggle, the Transglandors conquered their world, then continued on to the Planet Penicillin.

FAX

Man Shaun Smith would so love to visit there!

Dave Lane
10-13-2010, 08:43 PM
I never understood why people bought mondo telescopes. Once you've seen one mondo, you've pretty much seen them all and I damn sure don't want to see one close up.

FAX

Mondos can be a beautiful thing.

Chiefs Rool
10-13-2010, 08:48 PM
I saw one! it talked to me, it said it would be back in about 26 months

NashvilleRock.net
10-13-2010, 09:27 PM
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Not from today (3 days ago actually) but pretty crazy.

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Rooster
10-14-2010, 10:15 AM
I didn't see shit. :mad:

Inspector
10-14-2010, 10:22 AM
Those were UFO's????

Heck, I just thought it was the acid kicking in.

tooge
10-14-2010, 10:26 AM
Woke up this morning in the tub with ice. Spleen missing. What happened yesterday?

Otter
10-14-2010, 10:32 AM
Woke up this morning in the tub with ice. Spleen missing. What happened yesterday?

I was walking home past the gay bar last night drunk, fell and hit my head. Woke up in the alley with no pants on and my asshole the size of the Lincoln tunnel.

Thought this was a joke but apparently aliens took me up in their ship last night and anal probed me. Wish they would have woke me up and let me look out the window at least.

Bob Dole
10-14-2010, 10:32 AM
Bob Dole saw a teaser on CBS this morning about UFOs over NYC yesterday.

BigCatDaddy
10-14-2010, 10:34 AM
Woke up this morning in the tub with ice. Spleen missing. What happened yesterday?

The Ambien kicked in.

boogblaster
10-14-2010, 10:35 AM
I waited outside with me woody .. no alien poon-tang showed up .....

Lzen
10-14-2010, 10:38 AM
I didn't see shit. :mad:

Try sticking your head up your butt.

Hog Farmer
10-14-2010, 10:39 AM
I'm jacking off as many pigs as possible. I'm gonna be ready !

Fish
10-14-2010, 10:44 AM
Just got back from K-Pax.... hella partiers, those guys...

blazzin311
10-14-2010, 10:46 AM
I didn't see shit. :mad:

Try sticking your head up your butt.

ROFL

Hog Farmer
10-14-2010, 06:21 PM
You know, with the United Nations selecting an Alien Ambassador it really makes one think the shit is coming down. This will be really interesting.

FAX
10-14-2010, 06:26 PM
You know, with the United Nations selecting an Alien Ambassador it really makes one think the shit is coming down. This will be really interesting.

Yeah ... plus, the Vatican has said that it's okay to believe in God and aliens. Everybody knows that the Vatican has the inside track on just about everything ... what with their library and secret archives and giant telescope and stuff.

On top of that, governments throughout Earth have been releasing their UFO files. These files aren't complete, of course, so one can assume that they've done this in a coordinated effort to "soften up" Earthlings and prepare them for the inevitable announcement that our quarterback is an advance scout from Planet Dumbass.

FAX

Hog Farmer
10-14-2010, 06:50 PM
I hope Aliens don't select me for extraterestrial masturbation.

KCHawg
10-14-2010, 07:27 PM
Yeah ... plus, the Vatican has said that it's okay to believe in God and aliens. Everybody knows that the Vatican has the inside track on just about everything ... what with their library and secret archives and giant telescope and stuff.

On top of that, governments throughout Earth have been releasing their UFO files. These files aren't complete, of course, so one can assume that they've done this in a coordinated effort to "soften up" Earthlings and prepare them for the inevitable announcement that our quarterback is an advance scout from Planet Dumbass.

FAX
ROFL:clap:

PornChief
10-14-2010, 07:39 PM
predictions of doom due to CO2 and L Ron Hubbard style aliens all in one news item. tinfoil sales must be going thru the roof.

Crush
10-14-2010, 09:18 PM
Holy Shit... Independence Day 2: Electric Boogaloo

Hog Farmer
10-15-2010, 06:31 AM
Ufo sightings by state and date.

http://www.nuforc.org/webreports/ndxloc.html

munkey
10-15-2010, 06:39 AM
Back in ancient times, the ancient people used to build giant, phallic megaliths in a helpless plea to the Transglandors that they might someday return to Earth and bring back the ancient people's penises.

FAX

In ancient times
Hundreds of years before the dawn of history
Lived a strange race of people, the druids

No one knows who they were
Or what they were doing
But their legacy remains
Here into the living rock of Stonehenge

FAX
10-15-2010, 09:17 AM
In ancient times
Hundreds of years before the dawn of history
Lived a strange race of people, the druids

No one knows who they were
Or what they were doing
But their legacy remains
Here into the living rock of Stonehenge

Where the dew drops cry and the cats meow ...

FAX

Detoxing
10-15-2010, 10:23 AM
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The balloons are coming for us!

MVChiefFan
10-15-2010, 10:27 AM
Ufo sightings by state and date.

http://www.nuforc.org/webreports/ndxloc.html

I think it's time for a move to the Virgin Islands.

beach tribe
10-15-2010, 10:30 AM
I hope Aliens don't select me for extraterestrial masturbation.

They're gonna make you give pigs the "dutch rutter"

Rain Man
10-15-2010, 10:37 AM
The dude in Denver managed to get his "extraterrestrial commission" put up for a public vote this year. I'm going to vote for it. When the aliens arrive, Denver's going to be ready for it.

http://articles.latimes.com/2009/dec/03/nation/la-na-denver-ufos3-2009dec03

Is Denver ready for a close encounter?
Voters will be asked to approve a welcoming panel for extraterrestrials, thanks to a self-described entrepreneur.
December 03, 2009|By Ashley Powers and DeeDee Correll
Reporting from Denver and Las Vegas — Forget sky-high unemployment and those two wars overseas. Jeff Peckman has more earthly concerns:

For one thing, if extraterrestrials were to descend on Denver, what's the best way to welcome them?

Thanks to Peckman's tireless efforts and taste for the limelight, Denver voters will be asked in 2010 to boldly approve what no electorate has approved before: an Extraterrestrial Affairs Commission.

This week, Denver officials announced that Peckman had gathered about 4,000 valid signatures needed to place the issue before the 350,000 registered voters of the Colorado state capital.

If approved, the city panel would promote "harmonious, peaceful, mutually respectful and beneficial coexistence" between earthlings and extraterrestrials, in part by developing protocols for "diplomatic contact."

Its seven members would include an expert in taking testimony from people who've survived "direct personal close encounters" with aliens.

And in what certainly is good news for residents of Colorado Springs or Boulder who might feel left out, the initiative says: "Members who are not Denver residents may participate from anywhere in the universe."

When Peckman first launched the commission proposal last spring, it prompted some civic sniggering, even as he hit the talk shows, including David Letterman, to promote the idea.

"Ballot plan wants E.T. to dial 303," wrote the Denver Post. But now it's on the ballot, embarrassing just about everyone -- except Peckman.

"What would a commission demand of us as a city? Do they want to go to a conference on Mars?" deadpanned Councilman Charlie Brown. "We'll pay for a one-way trip."

That Peckman needed only 3,974 valid signatures to get the measure on the ballot is a sign, Brown said, that the bar for initiative petitions is far too low in Denver.

"If someone was looking to locate a business here, they'd think, 'What kind of city is this?' " Brown said Wednesday. (What indeed? Peckman submitted 10,274 signatures.)

Colorado, Brown said, hardly needed another "E.T."-inspired effort so soon after a Fort Collins family turned one of its sons -- with the aid of a silver floating saucer -- into "Balloon Boy."

"It's like saying you're going to have a ballot initiative about the existence of Bigfoot," said Michael Shermer, publisher of Skeptic magazine.