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Sweet Daddy Hate
10-17-2010, 05:56 AM
For both Members and Sponsors of our fair endeavor, we shall now exercise affirmation to our purpose the Chiefs Planet Way.
You will be required to choose a general percentage, which shall reflect your overall progress or standing affiliation with Cassel Anonymous.
Search your soul, be honest and forthright, and we may just yet come strutting out of Houston with another check mark in the "W" column.


Begin!

(PTF)

Shogun
10-17-2010, 06:01 AM
Ill take 0% for 100 alex

Spott
10-17-2010, 06:04 AM
0.00

milkman
10-17-2010, 06:19 AM
I'm praying that Roger Goodell bans Matt Cassel from the NFL.

The league has created rules to give QBs every chance to succeed in the last 12 years (The Manningization of the NFL), and Matt Cassel is just making a mockery of it.

Sweet Daddy Hate
10-17-2010, 06:30 AM
Ill take 0% for 100 alex

0.00

ROFL

0% is not an option in the poll as it represents "Cassel Nirvana"; that magical moment in which time stands still, dimensions are warped, and intra-dimensional JIMP's stand at the ready as Rodger Goodell walks to the podium as we simultaneously watch our Franchise Quarterback smiling, laughing, and being serious at the appropriate times during his "On The Phone" call with Clark Hunt, Scott Pioli, and Todd Haley.

The Trigger Hath Been Pulled.

Sweet Daddy Hate
10-17-2010, 06:38 AM
I'm praying that Roger Goodell bans Matt Cassel from the NFL.

The league has created rules to give QBs every chance to succeed in the last 12 years (The Manningization of the NFL), and Matt Cassel is just making a mockery of it.


God, I'm really getting in to footage from the 60's and 70's; the defensive play and overall politically incorrect Way Of Life on the field is just spirit-cleansing compared to our current State of the Game.

ArrowheadMagic
10-17-2010, 06:43 AM
If it wasnt for the fact that Palko would end up being the starter. I'd be all for someone slipping Cassel a "dietary supplement" causing him to pee dirty and receive a 4 game vacation.

Dave Lane
10-17-2010, 07:38 AM
JFC.

DaFace
10-17-2010, 08:29 AM
Very confusing poll.

Sweet Daddy Hate
10-17-2010, 08:33 AM
Very confusing poll.

Gaz was unable to assist me.


Think of it as a weather forecast:


"X % chance of rain or storms, with the highest percentage being, "man the lifeboats, and let's get the fuck OUT of here"!

milkman
10-17-2010, 08:38 AM
JFC.

Just fire Cassel?

Sweet Daddy Hate
10-17-2010, 08:41 AM
Just fire Cassel?

ROFL:clap: This.

"Just Feed Charles".

"Just Fabulous Carr".

Rams Fan
10-17-2010, 08:42 AM
I'm praying that Roger Goodell bans Matt Cassel from the NFL.

The league has created rules to give QBs every chance to succeed in the last 12 years (The Manningization of the NFL), and Matt Cassel is just making a mockery of it.

ROFL Could he ban Favre as well or is that impossible?

Sweet Daddy Hate
10-17-2010, 08:43 AM
ROFL Could he ban Favre as well or is that impossible?

I think Favre will ban himself. He has that kind of authority, you know.

Bane
10-17-2010, 08:44 AM
I'm praying that Roger Goodell bans Matt Cassel from the NFL.

The league has created rules to give QBs every chance to succeed in the last 12 years (The Manningization of the NFL), and Matt Cassel is just making a mockery of it.

This.

jAZ
10-17-2010, 08:51 AM
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threebag02
10-17-2010, 09:36 AM
Maybe we could give Blackledge another shot.

Pawnmower
10-17-2010, 10:11 AM
Dear Sir,

Your math skills and your ability to draft a poll that includes all viable options which is well-written and very thought out is on par with Ryan Leaf or Todd Marijuanavich or any number of other excellent players from the NFL.

Yours Truly,

Pawnmower

Rausch
10-17-2010, 10:25 AM
Dear Sir,

Your math skills and your ability to draft a poll that includes all viable options which is well-written and very thought out is on par with Ryan Leaf or Todd Marijuanavich or any number of other excellent players from the NFL.

Yours Truly,

Pawnmower

This.

wazu
10-17-2010, 10:31 AM
I have no idea what I just voted for.

JD10367
10-17-2010, 10:48 AM
"5 -20% - Shat Cassholi has his breakout game which shall immediately become null and void within 6 days."

While I voted for this, I disagree with the last part because the Chiefs face a bunch of weak passing defenses in the upcoming weeks.

Texans: 30th in QB%, 32nd in passing yards, 29th in total PPG
Jaguars: 31st in QB%, 29th in passing yards, 30th in total PPG
Bills: 32nd in QB %, 11th in passing yards, 32nd in total PPG
Raiders: 29th in QB%, 10th in passing yards, 28th in total PPG
Broncos: 26th in QB%, 16th in passing yards, 25th in total PPG
Cardinals: 18th in QB %, 26th in passing yards, 31st in total PPG
Seahawks: 17th in QB %, 31st in yards, 12th in total PPG

The Bills Raiders, and Broncos don't give up a lot of passing yards, but they give up a lot of points and QB ratings. Seattle doesn't give up a lot of points or QB ratings but gives up a lot of yards.

Frankly, Cassel had BETTER look like Peyton fucking Manning for the next month and a half. The question is, will playing these cupcakes give him enough self-confidence to play well against better defenses?

doomy3
10-17-2010, 10:49 AM
This may be the biggest poll fail in the history of CP.

JD10367
10-17-2010, 10:53 AM
This may be the biggest poll fail in the history of CP.

Great. Now someone's gonna start a poll along these lines:

Q: Do you like to take it up the ass?

0 Yes!
0 Yes, extremely!!
0 Yes, it's the best thing in the world!!!
0 Gaz

Bill Brasky
10-17-2010, 10:56 AM
These percentages, they don't make sense.

wazu
10-17-2010, 11:01 AM
The question is, will playing these cupcakes give him enough self-confidence to play well against better defenses?

I really, really hate when we end up talking about building up the confidence of our QB. It's usually a sign that there isn't any real hope of them ever being good.

JoeyChuckles
10-17-2010, 11:16 AM
Cassel sucks.

I gotta get to 500

Sweet Daddy Hate
10-17-2010, 11:57 AM
Yeah, I'll hire a consulting firm next time. Get bent.

Phobia
10-17-2010, 12:22 PM
Yeah, I'll hire a consulting firm next time. Get bent.

Just don't start polls, Retard On Roids.

Sweet Daddy Hate
10-17-2010, 12:23 PM
Just don't start polls, Retard On Roids.


OKAYZ BOSS, WHATEVER YOUZ SAYZ.

-King-
10-17-2010, 04:38 PM
Woot! Mark Sanchez!!

Sweet Daddy Hate
10-17-2010, 04:40 PM
Woot! Mark Sanchez!!

Is he sucking ass today?

-King-
10-17-2010, 04:41 PM
Is he sucking ass today?

Yep.

Sweet Daddy Hate
10-17-2010, 05:07 PM
Yep.

I'll take his suck over Cassel's 9 times out of 10.

go bowe
10-17-2010, 05:25 PM
I'll take his suck over Cassel's 9 times out of 10.his suck?

are you speaking from personal experience?

Extra Point
10-17-2010, 05:29 PM
Weis do you guys hafta carry on about this shit? Whiff da defense, you're carryin' on, too?

KCrockaholic
10-17-2010, 05:34 PM
WTF? I should've known...

milkman
10-17-2010, 07:45 PM
Great. Now someone's gonna start a poll along these lines:

Q: Do you like to take it up the ass?

0 Yes!
0 Yes, extremely!!
0 Yes, it's the best thing in the world!!!
0 Gaz

That last option should read "Taking it up the ass gives me Gaz".

Pioli Zombie
10-17-2010, 07:49 PM
I need a meeting. Cassaholics Anonymous has really helped me this week but I'm struggling today. He played good. Then gets blamed for a loss when the defense collapses. I want to defend him. But he has put me through so much hell. The disease is pulling at me. I'm clinging to my program. One foot in front of the other. One day at a time. No Cassel. Just don't Cassel. I ask for your prayers.

Gonzo
10-17-2010, 08:31 PM
Very confusing poll.

This...
Which one do I select for praying to the football gods each day that Cassel would be afflicted with a very active, yet temporary mental condition which keeps him on the bench until the season is over?
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Sweet Daddy Hate
10-17-2010, 10:13 PM
Good Lord:

The percentages represent most-likely scenarios averaged to Cassel Probabilities. And if you're not a slab of stone, you might find the humor of the ratios. 5-10 = Cassel breaks out = Small Chance.

Second Choice = Most Likely.

And so forward etc.

Are you confused folks somewhat getting it now? At all?



Here; have a tune:
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-King-
10-17-2010, 10:27 PM
Ok I just read the OP...and I have NO idea WTF you're talking about ROR.
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-King-
10-17-2010, 10:30 PM
Good Lord:

The percentages represent most-likely scenarios averaged to Cassel Probabilities.


Wait...wut?
Posted via Mobile Device

-King-
12-29-2010, 12:30 AM
Lets see how people feel about Matt Cassel now.

Seeing as how this is pretty much the shittiest poll ever, it should be entertaining.

Pioli Zombie
12-29-2010, 12:50 AM
I am confused. In bizarro world. I loved Cassel. Then I had to give up Cassel. Then Cassel good. World enjoy Cassel. I am just a caveman. I don't understand your world.

KILLER_CLOWN
12-29-2010, 01:15 AM
WhiteCassel?

Lzen
12-29-2010, 07:31 AM
Lets see how people feel about Matt Cassel now.

Seeing as how this is pretty much the shittiest poll ever, it should be entertaining.

The guy has come a LONG way in his development.

http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-network-playbook/09000d5d81d4769f/Playbook-Chiefs-offense

Sweet Daddy Hate
12-29-2010, 01:51 PM
I am confused. In bizarro world. I loved Cassel. Then I had to give up Cassel. Then Cassel good. World enjoy Cassel. I am just a caveman. I don't understand your world.

ROFL

Sweet Daddy Hate
12-29-2010, 01:55 PM
Lets see how people feel about Matt Cassel now.

Seeing as how this is pretty much the shittiest poll ever, it should be entertaining.

We need to bump every Cassel thread in existence, good or bad.

Oh wait..