PDA

View Full Version : Life -- While the planet was down


Simply Red
10-19-2010, 06:57 AM
Hey,

While the planet was down, I cooked this Hebrew National in the microwave. Why do they curl up? Also had 'The Man' Jacks in the box.
What'd ya'll do?

http://i53.tinypic.com/smby92.jpg

OMG Thank God we're back! phewwww......

Bane
10-19-2010, 07:02 AM
Wow!:eek: Doesn't look so good to me red.

Fritz88
10-19-2010, 07:04 AM
Buck is missing his cock.

Sofa King
10-19-2010, 07:05 AM
that looks like a boar dick. but i'll need hog farmer to confirm.

tyton75
10-19-2010, 07:11 AM
how long did you cook that thing for.. an hour?

Bane
10-19-2010, 07:12 AM
Looks too much like Gail Dever's fingernails.

Simply Red
10-19-2010, 07:15 AM
one minute, they're mysterious

tooge
10-19-2010, 07:17 AM
send it to Brett Favre

Simply Red
10-19-2010, 07:17 AM
Buck is missing his cock.

http://i55.tinypic.com/10ncdog.gif

Donger
10-19-2010, 07:28 AM
Hey,

While the planet was down, I cooked this Hebrew National in the microwave. Why do they curl up? Also had 'The Man' Jacks in the box.
What'd ya'll do?

http://i53.tinypic.com/smby92.jpg

OMG Thank God we're back! phewwww......

Because you sliced it down the longitudinal axis of the weiner, allowing the skin to pull back as it was heated. The skin retracted at a greater rate than the meat, resulting in it pulling the meat into that abortion.

Archie F. Swin
10-19-2010, 07:30 AM
exhibit A - people do unthinkable things when the planet goes down. Unimaginable things!

Goldmember
10-19-2010, 07:35 AM
next time pan fry it goofball, it tastes better than microwave

Stinger
10-19-2010, 07:43 AM
Because you sliced it down the longitudinal axis of the weiner, allowing the skin to pull back as it was heated. The skin retracted at a greater rate than the meat, resulting in it pulling the meat into that abortion.

Precisely... if you cut a Hebrew wiener you have to do it at just the tip ....

MVChiefFan
10-19-2010, 07:47 AM
Precisely... if you cut a Hebrew wiener you have to do it at just the tip ....

ROFL

Bill Parcells
10-19-2010, 07:49 AM
Because you sliced it down the longitudinal axis of the weiner, allowing the skin to pull back as it was heated. The skin retracted at a greater rate than the meat, resulting in it pulling the meat into that abortion.

Is that Ultra Peanuts penis? Dr Donger?

Bill Parcells
10-19-2010, 07:49 AM
Hey,

While the planet was down, I cooked this Hebrew National in the microwave. Why do they curl up? Also had 'The Man' Jacks in the box.
What'd ya'll do?

http://i53.tinypic.com/smby92.jpg

OMG Thank God we're back! phewwww......

You ate UP's Penis?

ROFL

HuntKC
10-19-2010, 07:56 AM
Should have went with a Nathan's

Bill Parcells
10-19-2010, 08:00 AM
Should have went with a Nathan's

http://www.sabrett.com/

Bwana
10-19-2010, 08:00 AM
Damn that looks like something they would make you eat on Fear Factor.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_63HrcuEl5zs/S8VTbfYYM_I/AAAAAAAAAjc/pYj_7vaT5p0/s1600/kjhjdhas.jpeg

Simply Red
10-19-2010, 08:22 AM
the less 'mystery' the better, had I had a grill, dem shits would have been toast.

tooge
10-19-2010, 08:35 AM
all wienershniztels should be boiled in beer broth and then grilled. Always. No exception.

Otter
10-19-2010, 08:49 AM
I'm picturing Hog Farmer snap the elastic on a latex glove he just placed on his hand and immersing it in Vaseline.

Simply Red
10-19-2010, 09:11 AM
all wienershniztels should be boiled in beer broth and then grilled. Always. No exception.





http://i55.tinypic.com/5aj0no.gif

FAX
10-19-2010, 09:16 AM
Hmmm. You have a very serious problem right there, Mr. Simply Red.

That poor Hebrew National needs straightened. Put a little R&B on the box and dress your mustard bottle in a bra and a pair of panties ... something lacy should work.

FAX

RockChalk
10-19-2010, 09:24 AM
If you really want to microwave in the future, get a wet paper towel and wrap it around the hot dog (like a burrito). Microwave for 45 seconds and enjoy.

You're welcome

gblowfish
10-19-2010, 09:33 AM
How is it possible to mess up a hot dog that badly?

Sweet Daddy Hate
10-19-2010, 10:45 AM
That looks like somebody crapped on a piece of bread...ROFL

Donger
10-19-2010, 10:46 AM
How is it possible to mess up a hot dog that badly?

The skin probably had a tattoo on it.

FAX
10-19-2010, 10:46 AM
How is it possible to mess up a hot dog that badly?

Not sure ...

It looks like he scared it.

FAX

Simply Red
10-19-2010, 10:58 AM
that's a chocolate macaroon in the back left...FYI