-- While the planet was down

[Simply Red]

Hey,

While the planet was down, I cooked this Hebrew National in the microwave. Why do they curl up? Also had 'The Man' Jacks in the box.
What'd ya'll do?

http://i53.tinypic.com/smby92.jpg

OMG Thank God we're back! phewwww......

[Bane]

Wow!:eek: Doesn't look so good to me red.

[Fritz88]

Buck is missing his cock.

[Sofa King]

that looks like a boar dick. but i'll need hog farmer to confirm.

[tyton75]

how long did you cook that thing for.. an hour?

[Bane]

Looks too much like Gail Dever's fingernails.

[Simply Red]

one minute, they're mysterious

[tooge]

send it to Brett Favre

[Simply Red]

Buck is missing his cock.

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[Donger]

Hey,

While the planet was down, I cooked this Hebrew National in the microwave. Why do they curl up? Also had 'The Man' Jacks in the box.
What'd ya'll do?

http://i53.tinypic.com/smby92.jpg

OMG Thank God we're back! phewwww......

Because you sliced it down the longitudinal axis of the weiner, allowing the skin to pull back as it was heated. The skin retracted at a greater rate than the meat, resulting in it pulling the meat into that abortion.

[Archie F. Swin]

exhibit A - people do unthinkable things when the planet goes down. Unimaginable things!

[Goldmember]

next time pan fry it goofball, it tastes better than microwave

[Stinger]

Because you sliced it down the longitudinal axis of the weiner, allowing the skin to pull back as it was heated. The skin retracted at a greater rate than the meat, resulting in it pulling the meat into that abortion.

Precisely... if you cut a Hebrew wiener you have to do it at just the tip ....

[MVChiefFan]

Precisely... if you cut a Hebrew wiener you have to do it at just the tip ....

ROFL

[Griswald]

Because you sliced it down the longitudinal axis of the weiner, allowing the skin to pull back as it was heated. The skin retracted at a greater rate than the meat, resulting in it pulling the meat into that abortion.

Is that Ultra Peanuts penis? Dr Donger?

[Griswald]

Hey,

While the planet was down, I cooked this Hebrew National in the microwave. Why do they curl up? Also had 'The Man' Jacks in the box.
What'd ya'll do?

http://i53.tinypic.com/smby92.jpg

OMG Thank God we're back! phewwww......

You ate UP's Penis?

ROFL

[HuntKC]

Should have went with a Nathan's

[Griswald]

Should have went with a Nathan's

http://www.sabrett.com/

[Bwana]

Damn that looks like something they would make you eat on Fear Factor.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_63HrcuEl5zs/S8VTbfYYM_I/AAAAAAAAAjc/pYj_7vaT5p0/s1600/kjhjdhas.jpeg

[Simply Red]

the less 'mystery' the better, had I had a grill, dem shits would have been toast.

[tooge]

all wienershniztels should be boiled in beer broth and then grilled. Always. No exception.

[Otter]

I'm picturing Hog Farmer snap the elastic on a latex glove he just placed on his hand and immersing it in Vaseline.

[Simply Red]

all wienershniztels should be boiled in beer broth and then grilled. Always. No exception.





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[FAX]

Hmmm. You have a very serious problem right there, Mr. Simply Red.

That poor Hebrew National needs straightened. Put a little R&B on the box and dress your mustard bottle in a bra and a pair of panties ... something lacy should work.

FAX

[RockChalk]

If you really want to microwave in the future, get a wet paper towel and wrap it around the hot dog (like a burrito). Microwave for 45 seconds and enjoy.

You're welcome

[gblowfish]

How is it possible to mess up a hot dog that badly?

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

That looks like somebody crapped on a piece of bread...ROFL

[Donger]

How is it possible to mess up a hot dog that badly?

The skin probably had a tattoo on it.

[FAX]

How is it possible to mess up a hot dog that badly?

Not sure ...

It looks like he scared it.

FAX

[Simply Red]

that's a chocolate macaroon in the back left...FYI