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dreaminboutsunday
11-02-2010, 05:10 PM
I don't typically post, but lurk often.. I thought my fellow planeteers might get a kick out of this.. I just got done taking my history test at UMKC. My teacher is an avid football fan and from California. I never put two and two together until the last question on my exam, which read:
"The Kansas City Chiefs play the Oakland Raiders this weekend, who will win?"
A. The Oakland Raiders
B. The Oakland Raiders
C. The Oakland Raiders
D. The Oakland Raiders

I held strong and risked the grade hit and wrote in E. The Kansas City Chiefs, faiders will LOSE! ...I call BS on this question!

...thought the teacher was an awesome guy until tonight. He's now an enemy! GO CHIEFS!!

Scorp
11-02-2010, 05:11 PM
First!

Tylerthigpen!1!
11-02-2010, 05:12 PM
Sounds like a flaming bag of poo is in order.

Nzoner
11-02-2010, 05:23 PM
Sounds like a flaming bag of poo is in order.

Nah,take the teacher a nice red delicious apple
























with a razor blade in it.

Shogun
11-02-2010, 05:27 PM
Slaughter his cat! THAT MOTHERFUCKER

Mr. Flopnuts
11-02-2010, 05:28 PM
Tell him you hope Al Davis lives to 160.

siberian khatru
11-02-2010, 05:28 PM
Fight fire with fire: A shiv in his ribs.

Shogun
11-02-2010, 05:30 PM
Get an Arrowhead Decal and put it on his car. 100 of them.

Shogun
11-02-2010, 05:31 PM
Seriously, if you want to fuck with a Raider fan. Lets do it this weekend.

kepp
11-02-2010, 05:32 PM
ANTIFREEZE

You people are slipping.
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crispystl420
11-02-2010, 05:32 PM
I held strong and risked the grade hit and wrote in E. The Kansas City Chiefs, faiders will LOSE! ...I call BS on this question!

Way to stick to your guns son.

dreaminboutsunday
11-02-2010, 05:33 PM
Haha. I love it! Keep the ideas comin! I'll pick my favorite and act upon it! One thing is for sure, my jersey is gonna be worn not only on sundays but now mandatory on Tuesday and Thursday as well.

Shogun
11-02-2010, 05:35 PM
COME ON FELLOW PLANETEER! LETS WRECK SOME SHIT

GloryDayz
11-02-2010, 05:38 PM
Plunk him with a Ray-O-Vac....

Kyle DeLexus
11-02-2010, 05:38 PM
Haha. I love it! Keep the ideas comin! I'll pick my favorite and act upon it! One thing is for sure, my jersey is gonna be worn not only on sundays but now mandatory on Tuesday and Thursday as well.

I hope the shiv in the ribs wins!

GloryDayz
11-02-2010, 05:41 PM
You could bring his wife into class and PIIHB in front of him....

WhitiE
11-02-2010, 05:41 PM
Tell him you hope Al Davis lives to 160.

this

Psyko Tek
11-02-2010, 05:43 PM
I don't typically post, but lurk often.. I thought my fellow planeteers might get a kick out of this.. I just got done taking my history test at UMKC. My teacher is an avid football fan and from California. I never put two and two together until the last question on my exam, which read:
"The Kansas City Chiefs play the Oakland Raiders this weekend, who will win?"
A. The Oakland Raiders
B. The Oakland Raiders
C. The Oakland Raiders
D. The Oakland Raiders

I held strong and risked the grade hit and wrote in E. The Kansas City Chiefs, faiders will LOSE! ...I call BS on this question!

...thought the teacher was an awesome guy until tonight. He's now an enemy! GO CHIEFS!!

dude friendly rivalry is fun

my ex girlfriend is a raiders fa
had a great football bud who was a denver fan

a boss that is a raiders fan( unless they sucked then he was a giants fan)

but other teams fans are fun if they have clue

GloryDayz
11-02-2010, 06:21 PM
dude friendly rivalry is fun

my ex girlfriend is a raiders fa
had a great football bud who was a denver fan

a boss that is a raiders fan( unless they sucked then he was a giants fan)

but other teams fans are fun if they have clue

A Raider girlfriend, back in the day, would have been awesome.. Dirty Sanchez!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hog Farmer
11-02-2010, 07:23 PM
Haha. I love it! Keep the ideas comin! I'll pick my favorite and act upon it! One thing is for sure, my jersey is gonna be worn not only on sundays but now mandatory on Tuesday and Thursday as well.

Hey dude , all I need is a mailing address, I'll send him loads of boar jizz as well as invoices to make him pay for it.

Pestilence
11-02-2010, 07:25 PM
You could bring his wife into class and PIIHB in front of him....

This

Extra Point
11-02-2010, 07:26 PM
Tell your teacher that he is no Jim Falls!

FanaticalFan
11-02-2010, 07:36 PM
You could bring his wife into class and PIIHB in front of him....

Just make sure to do it with a KC jersey on ;)

chasedude
11-02-2010, 07:49 PM
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/10/08/us/taser.533.1.jpg

Wyndex
11-02-2010, 07:58 PM
take a shit into a bowl, shape the shit into a shiv, freeze it, stab your teacher with the shit shiv, profit?

TEX
11-02-2010, 08:46 PM
Your teacher is an A-HOLE becasue he / she is a Raiders fan...

88TG88
11-02-2010, 09:11 PM
Tomahawk chop him upside the head

Lzen
11-02-2010, 09:15 PM
Take a shit on his desk.

teedubya
11-02-2010, 09:17 PM
I have to admit, when Bo Jackson went to the Raiders, when the Raiders where in Los Angeles, I didn't hate them as much. I was just a kid and loved Bo. I've always loved the Chiefs, but didn't really hate the Raiders much then.

Baconeater
11-02-2010, 09:19 PM
I didn't know they allowed ex-convicts to hold teaching jobs.

FRCDFED
11-02-2010, 09:26 PM
FYP...........My teacher is an a-hole raiders fan. The "and a" is extra fluff that should only be used when writing term papers. Carry on.....

Psyko Tek
11-03-2010, 12:12 AM
E none of the above

Count Zarth
11-03-2010, 12:14 AM
Do you have any upcoming essay or essay questions on tests?

You can easily draw parallels between historical battles and the Chiefs going into Oakland whomping the Faiders upstart asses.

The entire Planet would love to assist you in this endeavor.

Fritz88
11-03-2010, 04:05 AM
Do you have any upcoming essay or essay questions on tests?

You can easily draw parallels between historical battles and the Chiefs going into Oakland whomping the Faiders upstart asses.

The entire Planet would love to assist you in this endeavor.

This.
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Championship
11-03-2010, 04:58 AM
Well you know your teacher wont ever be a Chief fan. No offense, but you guys aren't exactly the smartest bunch.

Chiefs=Good
11-03-2010, 04:59 AM
Well you know your teacher wont ever be a Chief fan. No offense, but you guys aren't exactly the smartest bunch.

Dont you have a car to steal?

Championship
11-03-2010, 05:01 AM
Dont you have a car to steal?

Dont you have to go bang your sister or chop wood or something?

Chiefs=Good
11-03-2010, 05:03 AM
Dont you have to go bang your sister or chop wood or something?

Hey man, what you do in your own time is up to you, but thats rather gross.

Bob Dole
11-03-2010, 06:02 AM
Dont you have to go bang your sister or chop wood or something?

Nice to see California is still providing internet access in their prisons.

Fish
11-03-2010, 07:17 AM
So what is this professor's name?

tooge
11-03-2010, 07:20 AM
just get to class early and bring some red chalk. Draw a huge arrowhead on the chalkboard

Baconeater
11-03-2010, 07:22 AM
just get to class early and bring some red chalk. Draw a huge arrowhead on the chalkboard
Chalkboard? It's been a while since you've been in a classroom, hasn't it?

tooge
11-03-2010, 07:41 AM
Chalkboard? It's been a while since you've been in a classroom, hasn't it?

OH, about 20 years. They don't have those anymore? Ok then, bring a red permanent ink marker and draw an arrowhead on your teachers chair.

Sofa King
11-03-2010, 07:45 AM
http://www.creditcardshotgun.com/images/sniper_rifle_iqtv.jpg

RedNFeisty
11-03-2010, 09:26 AM
Not sure about the rest of you guys, but I like this teacher. He is in KC and puts a Raiders question on a quiz/test, that is some funny shit right there!!:LOL:

Dave Lane
11-03-2010, 09:29 AM
The title for this thread is totally redundant