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MTG#10
11-06-2010, 01:54 PM
Im leaving forever. :grr:



*que Curly Bill

Dante84
11-06-2010, 01:55 PM
Well, bye.

Bane
11-06-2010, 02:03 PM
Well........Bye.
Posted via Mobile Device

Al Bundy
11-06-2010, 02:03 PM
Bye.

MTG#10
11-06-2010, 02:12 PM
I wonder if anyone on this board could post a leaving forever thread and actually have people publicly try to talk them out of it :hmmm:

BillSelfsTrophycase
11-06-2010, 02:15 PM
http://i676.photobucket.com/albums/vv123/Gardnerius/bye.jpg

ClevelandBronco
11-06-2010, 02:16 PM
If it gets you out of here we ought to replace it with an Atari gaming system.

ClevelandBronco
11-06-2010, 02:18 PM
I wonder if anyone on this board could post a leaving forever thread and actually have people publicly try to talk them out of it :hmmm:

Rain Man and Mr. FAX easily. And Mr. Flopnuts.

MTG#10
11-06-2010, 02:36 PM
If it gets you out of here we ought to replace it with an Atari gaming system.

I have to admit I lol'ed

cabletech94
11-06-2010, 02:38 PM
If it gets you out of here we ought to replace it with an Atari gaming system.

the popular 2600 or the lame (and what i had) 5200 model?

jAZ
11-06-2010, 02:42 PM
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go bowe
11-06-2010, 02:45 PM
I wonder if anyone on this board could post a leaving forever thread and actually have people publicly try to talk them out of it :hmmm:i don't know...

why don't you give it a try and we'll find out?

teedubya
11-06-2010, 02:50 PM
Notice how your name is NOT BOLDED...

http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/1066/capture1s.jpg

That means that you haven't donated any money or contributed to the servers costs at all over these last 10 years.

http://img574.imageshack.us/img574/900/capture2w.jpg

For example, Bane could bitch if he wanted to... but luckily, he is not a bitch like you. He actually helped the situation out.

chasedude
11-06-2010, 02:54 PM
Notice how your name is NOT BOLDED...

http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/1066/capture1s.jpg

That means that you haven't donated any money or contributed to the servers costs at all over these last 10 years.

http://img574.imageshack.us/img574/900/capture2w.jpg

For example, Bane could bitch if he wanted to... but luckily, he is not a bitch like you. He actually helped the situation out.

ROFL Cha-Ching!

mlyonsd
11-06-2010, 02:57 PM
I'd just like to point out if we were running z/OS we'd never have down time.:p

Bacon Cheeseburger
11-06-2010, 03:42 PM
I'd just like to point out if we were running z/OS we'd never have down time.:p
I'd just like to point out that I have no fucking clue what you're talking about.

Chiefs Pantalones
11-06-2010, 03:48 PM
As soon as you stop having gay sex with girls the server will be fixed. It's all up to you. And no matter how badly you want it to be the case, girls are girls. They aren't guys. So just make the switch officially and stop kidding yourself that you're straight. lol

MTG#10
11-06-2010, 04:11 PM
Notice how your name is NOT BOLDED...

That means that you haven't donated any money or contributed to the servers costs at all over these last 10 years. For example, Bane could bitch if he wanted to... but luckily, he is not a bitch like you. He actually helped the situation out.

What I contribute is far more valuable than money.

MTG#10
11-06-2010, 04:14 PM
As soon as you stop having gay sex with girls the server will be fixed.

Im a guy. Any sex with girls for me is not gay.

DaFace
11-06-2010, 04:53 PM
See ya.

Dave Lane
11-06-2010, 05:05 PM
Wouldn't wanna be ya...

Buck
11-06-2010, 05:22 PM
Wow....post of the year by Teedubya

Donger
11-06-2010, 05:23 PM
Would money actually solve the issues? If so, there should be a fund raiser.

Buck
11-06-2010, 05:25 PM
Would money actually solve the issues? If so, there should be a fund raiser.

Yes.

DaFace said that the current server couldn't handle the load, but in order to upgrade it costs more money per year.

I'm assuming this means if they get a better, more expensive server, then it would work better.

The fundraiser has been suggested, but neither DaFace nor AustinChief have started a thread.

I hope that their humility isn't keeping us from a better working site.

Donger
11-06-2010, 05:27 PM
DaFace said that the current server couldn't handle the load, but in order to upgrade it costs more money per year.

Sounds like my wife.

Surely we have people here who sell servers and what not, no?

DaFace
11-06-2010, 05:31 PM
Yes.

DaFace said that the current server couldn't handle the load, but in order to upgrade it costs more money per year.

I'm assuming this means if they get a better, more expensive server, then it would work better.

The fundraiser has been suggested, but neither DaFace nor AustinChief have started a thread.

I hope that their humility isn't keeping us from a better working site.

Well, kind of. A server upgrade would help, but chances are, that doesn't happen until the end of the season regardless. That would require substantial downtime and is beyond my expertise.

That said, we have NEVER operated in the black for more than a month or two at a time, so I'm sure Kyle would appreciate any help.

Donger
11-06-2010, 05:32 PM
Well, kind of. A server upgrade would help, but chances are, that doesn't happen until the end of the season regardless. That would require substantial downtime and is beyond my expertise.

That said, we have NEVER operated in the black for more than a month or two at a time, so I'm sure Kyle would appreciate any help.

Server upgrade as in new hardware?

Buck
11-06-2010, 05:32 PM
Well, kind of. A server upgrade would help, but chances are, that doesn't happen until the end of the season regardless. That would require substantial downtime and is beyond my expertise.

That said, we have NEVER operated in the black for more than a month or two at a time, so I'm sure Kyle would appreciate any help.

Care to talk to him about creating a donation thread? Imagine the shit storm that will happen if the Chiefs make the playoffs and nobody can get on CP.

Donger
11-06-2010, 05:32 PM
Oh, and how does one donate?

DaFace
11-06-2010, 05:32 PM
Server upgrade as in new hardware?

Yup.

Buck
11-06-2010, 05:33 PM
Oh, and how does one donate?

There is a big yellow Donate button, to the right of User CP (where you check your rep)

DaFace
11-06-2010, 05:33 PM
Oh, and how does one donate?

Green link in the navbar.

Mr. Flopnuts
11-06-2010, 05:33 PM
Oh, and how does one donate?

The little green donate button along the top. Next to FAQ and Members List.

Mr. Flopnuts
11-06-2010, 05:33 PM
There is a big yellow Donate button, to the right of User CP (where you check your rep)

You fuckin' color blind, yo?

DaFace
11-06-2010, 05:34 PM
Oh, and in my opinion, what we REALLY need is for someone who is an expert at optimizing MySQL to take a good luck at it. I've mentioned it numerous times, but if anyone sees this and fits the bill (or knows someone who does), have them shoot me a PM.

Donger
11-06-2010, 05:34 PM
Yup.

Any hardware wienies out there?

DaFace
11-06-2010, 05:35 PM
Any hardware wienies out there?

It's a hosted server, so we're not talking so much purchasing a new server as renting it.

Buck
11-06-2010, 05:35 PM
You fuckin' color blind, yo?

Actually, I am.

Donger
11-06-2010, 05:36 PM
There is a big yellow Donate button, to the right of User CP (where you check your rep)

I see a green one. I think that's because the dollar is green, or something.

Why the f*ck have I never seen that before?

I presume it is secure and details aren't shared?

Donger
11-06-2010, 05:37 PM
It's a hosted server, so we're not talking so much purchasing a new server as renting it.

Wait, so Kyle is paying someone else to rent the server that keeps crashing?

MTG#10
11-06-2010, 05:37 PM
"The card you entered cannot be used for this payment. Please enter a different credit or debit card number."

I tried. I purchase shit online at least 2-3 times a week with this card at a variety of places without any problems but for some reason every time I try to use paypal I get this message.

Buck
11-06-2010, 05:37 PM
I see a green one. I think that's because the dollar is green, or something.

Why the f*ck have I never seen that before?

I presume it is secure and details aren't shared?

Yep, its through paypal and only AustinChief will know how much you donated.

Also, I am color blind so it looks yellow.

Mr. Flopnuts
11-06-2010, 05:39 PM
Actually, I am.

That explains the yellow thing. It also explains why you kept calling me a big, black, dude at the bash.

Donger
11-06-2010, 05:39 PM
Yep, its through paypal and only AustinChief will know how much you donated.

Also, I am color blind so it looks yellow.

How much is typical? $50 or so? And, now that I think of it, I don't think I will donate since that f*cker DaFace castrated my rep power.

Mr. Flopnuts
11-06-2010, 05:40 PM
How much is typical? $50 or so? And, now that I think of it, I don't think I will donate since that f*cker DaFace castrated my rep power.

I've donated $20 a few times, of course, I don't work in big oil. Throw down the fiddy there, BP. :D

DaFace
11-06-2010, 05:41 PM
Wait, so Kyle is paying someone else to rent the server that keeps crashing?

You are leasing the hardware and bandwidth. The software is typically the responsibility of the client. (This is pretty typical for all but your most basic web sites.)

Donger
11-06-2010, 05:41 PM
I've donated $20 a few times, of course, I don't work in big oil. Throw down the fiddy there, BP. :D

Neither do I.

Buck
11-06-2010, 05:41 PM
How much is typical? $50 or so? And, now that I think of it, I don't think I will donate since that f*cker DaFace castrated my rep power.

That's quite a bit.

I think that the current server costs somewhere around $3000 for a year. I could be way off.

By all means though if you think $50 is a good number then donate that. I'm going to donate $20 probably.

Donger
11-06-2010, 05:42 PM
You are leasing the hardware and bandwidth. The software is typically the responsibility of the client. (This is pretty typical for all but your most basic web sites.)

Okay, so the bandwidth is sufficient but the hardware sucks?

Bill Parcells
11-06-2010, 05:43 PM
Oh, and in my opinion, what we REALLY need is for someone who is an expert at optimizing MySQL to take a good luck at it. I've mentioned it numerous times, but if anyone sees this and fits the bill (or knows someone who does), have them shoot me a PM.

MySQL makes people's hair fall out :(

Mr. Flopnuts
11-06-2010, 05:44 PM
Neither do I.

Huh. I thought you worked in the oil industry. My mistake.

DaFace
11-06-2010, 05:44 PM
Okay, so the bandwidth is sufficient but the hardware sucks?

Hardware may indeed be the answer, but I don't know enough to know for sure. My gut feeling is that the issue has to do with the configuration of our database software. Web applications are significantly more complicated than your typical home computer application when it comes to how you set it up and how to make it run optimally (at least on the scale we're using it).

Donger
11-06-2010, 05:48 PM
Hardware may indeed be the answer, but I don't know enough to know for sure. My gut feeling is that the issue has to do with the configuration of our database software. Web applications are significantly more complicated than your typical home computer application when it comes to how you set it up and how to make it run optimally (at least on the scale we're using it).

I hate software.

Donation sent. Thanks to whomever pointed that out to me.

Mr. Flopnuts
11-06-2010, 05:49 PM
I hate software.

Donation sent. Thanks to whomever pointed that out to me.

:clap: Give this man a bolded name, and his rep back!

Donger
11-06-2010, 05:50 PM
Huh. I thought you worked in the oil industry. My mistake.

Since people seem to think that I defend oil companies, they also incorrectly presume that I work in the industry. I used to in an ancillary way.

Bill Parcells
11-06-2010, 05:50 PM
Hardware may indeed be the answer, but I don't know enough to know for sure. My gut feeling is that the issue has to do with the configuration of our database software. Web applications are significantly more complicated than your typical home computer application when it comes to how you set it up and how to make it run optimally (at least on the scale we're using it).

http://www.vbulletin.org/forum/archive/index.php/t-113333.html

You probably saw this already?

DaFace
11-06-2010, 05:50 PM
:clap: Give this man a bolded name, and his rep back!

To be fair, he specifically asked to have his rep reset. :)

Donger
11-06-2010, 05:50 PM
:clap: Give this man a bolded name, and his rep back!

I actually asked DaFace to neuter me. I wanted to see what it was like.

Donger
11-06-2010, 05:52 PM
To be fair, he specifically asked to have his rep reset. :)

SO SAYETH THE SHEPARD! SO SAYETH THE LORD!

Bacon Cheeseburger
11-06-2010, 05:52 PM
I actually asked DaFace to neuter me. I wanted to see what it was like.
So...what is it like?

DaFace
11-06-2010, 05:52 PM
http://www.vbulletin.org/forum/archive/index.php/t-113333.html

You probably saw this already?

Not specifically, but I've dug all over the place. Trust me, if it was something I could figure out by digging around and trying shit, I would have. I probably wasted 40-60 hours screwing with the damn thing during a two-week period a while back.

Donger
11-06-2010, 05:53 PM
So...what is it like?

I feel like Bill Paxton's character in True Lies.

Bill Parcells
11-06-2010, 06:00 PM
Donation sent.


+1

Donger
11-06-2010, 06:01 PM
+1

Cheap bastard.

Bill Parcells
11-06-2010, 06:01 PM
Not specifically, but I've dug all over the place. Trust me, if it was something I could figure out by digging around and trying shit, I would have. I probably wasted 40-60 hours screwing with the damn thing during a two-week period a while back.

Holy shit..lol..well, like it hasnt been said eleventy billion times already. thanks for everything you do! I know the pay isnt as good as it was when you were an employee of RainMan Inc LTD :evil:

3rd&48ers
11-06-2010, 06:03 PM
Would money actually solve the issues? If so, there should be a fund raiser.

it is probably an optimization issue in MYSQL, That would be the place I would start looking first.

3rd&48ers
11-06-2010, 06:04 PM
I take that back because I rarely see a database error message when the site is having issues, lemme think a few minutes....

Bill Parcells
11-06-2010, 06:04 PM
it is probably an optimization issue in MYSQL, That would be the place I would start looking first.

This place has a massive fucked up database ;) and MYSQL is a fucking pain in the ass. when you dont allow guests it runs like a champion.

Buck
11-06-2010, 06:06 PM
I just donated $10 with the stipulation that I'll donate more if a Donation Request thread is created for a new server...

3rd&48ers
11-06-2010, 06:07 PM
I notice the site hangs, wonder if you may have a bad stick of ram or possibly a hard drive failure in the early stages?

3rd&48ers
11-06-2010, 06:10 PM
This place has a massive ****ed up database ;) and MYSQL is a ****ing pain in the ass. when you dont allow guests it runs like a champion.

Well, actually unless they have a very old server, it should handle a thousand or so on at once with some slowdown but not crashing... I had over 750 online at once on my server.. and it barely got over a 2 on the server load

I know at peak times, especially after a loss this place is hard to get on but during the week this should not be happening... Still think it may be a bad stick of ram or a hard drive beginning to stick and fail

DaFace
11-06-2010, 06:12 PM
I notice the site hangs, wonder if you may have a bad stick of ram or possibly a hard drive failure in the early stages?

Eh, maybe, but I doubt it. The basic underlying condition is that we occasionally have a query that just gets "stuck." Many times, it's a completely innocuous query (like the one that grabs the posts for a thread), so it's not that the specific query is the issue. But when one gets stuck, it locks the POST table, which causes tons of others to back up behind it.

Most of the time, the stuck query eventually finishes up, and the rest then complete. That's what is happening when we have a 15-30 second lag here and there.

Other times, the query just gets stuck for an insane amount of time. They're supposed to time out after a few minutes, but often don't for some reason. When that happens, it can take the place down for a long time until MySQL eventually croaks and resets itself. By that point, the stuck query has driven our server loads through the roof, so it takes even longer for the average load to come back down far enough for vB to let people back in. That's generally the issue we've seen on gamedays.

I THINK it has something to do with our memory allocation (key_buffers and stuff like that), but my tweaks don't seem to make any difference.

DaFace
11-06-2010, 06:14 PM
Well, actually unless they have a very old server, it should handle a thousand or so on at once with some slowdown but not crashing... I had over 750 online at once on my server.. and it barely got over a 2 on the server load

I know at peak times, especially after a loss this place is hard to get on but during the week this should not be happening... Still think it may be a bad stick of ram or a hard drive beginning to stick and fail

Our POST table is over 2 gigs in size - that's much more of a likely culprit than heavy user load. I've added a couple indexes, but that obviously hasn't helped much.

Bill Parcells
11-06-2010, 06:14 PM
Eh, maybe, but I doubt it. The basic underlying condition is that we occasionally have a query that just gets "stuck." Many times, it's a completely innocuous query (like the one that grabs the posts for a thread), so it's not that the specific query is the issue. But when one gets stuck, it locks the POST table, which causes tons of others to back up behind it.

Most of the time, the stuck query eventually finishes up, and the rest then complete. That's what is happening when we have a 15-30 second lag here and there.

Other times, the query just gets stuck for an insane amount of time. They're supposed to time out after a few minutes, but often don't for some reason. When that happens, it can take the place down for a long time until MySQL eventually croaks and resets itself. By that point, the stuck query has driven our server loads through the roof, so it takes even longer for the average load to come back down far enough for vB to let people back in. That's generally the issue we've seen on gamedays.

I THINK it has something to do with our memory allocation (key_buffers and stuff like that), but my tweaks don't seem to make any difference.
You dont restart MYSQL when it lags? it's an automated reset?

DaFace
11-06-2010, 06:16 PM
You dont restart MYSQL when it lags? it's an automated reset?

If I'm around, I do. If not, it hangs until mysql crashes and restarts itself.

3rd&48ers
11-06-2010, 06:17 PM
Eh, maybe, but I doubt it. The basic underlying condition is that we occasionally have a query that just gets "stuck." Many times, it's a completely innocuous query (like the one that grabs the posts for a thread), so it's not that the specific query is the issue. But when one gets stuck, it locks the POST table, which causes tons of others to back up behind it.

Most of the time, the stuck query eventually finishes up, and the rest then complete. That's what is happening when we have a 15-30 second lag here and there.

Other times, the query just gets stuck for an insane amount of time. They're supposed to time out after a few minutes, but often don't for some reason. When that happens, it can take the place down for a long time until MySQL eventually croaks and resets itself. By that point, the stuck query has driven our server loads through the roof, so it takes even longer for the average load to come back down far enough for vB to let people back in. That's generally the issue we've seen on gamedays.

I THINK it has something to do with our memory allocation (key_buffers and stuff like that), but my tweaks don't seem to make any difference.

If you can explain to the people I sent you the PM about, I am almost positive they can fix something like that. I just make a ticket out and the problem is fixed within a few hours and they tell you exactly what they did too.

BossChief
11-06-2010, 06:18 PM
I propose a "SAVE THE AIDS TREE" fund raiser.

I have a nice Chiefs leather coat that I don't wear anymore, but is a custom made one of a kind coat I would donate for a raffle or just outright bidding with proceeds going towards the planets new server if it would help.

3rd&48ers
11-06-2010, 06:21 PM
You dont restart MYSQL when it lags? it's an automated reset?

When the server load gets very high, sometimes you have to wait until it crashes if the server is in a remote location because the admin can't get in there either...

It's kinda like an hourglass and a bottleneck effect, your command gets processed when your sand gets through...

Buck
11-06-2010, 06:29 PM
I propose a "SAVE THE AIDS TREE" fund raiser.

I have a nice Chiefs leather coat that I don't wear anymore, but is a custom made one of a kind coat I would donate for a raffle or just outright bidding with proceeds going towards the planets new server if it would help.

I have a pair of slightly used (Like New) nuthooks that I'd donate.

Bane
11-06-2010, 06:30 PM
I have a pair of slightly used (Like New) nuthooks that I'd donate.

We'll need those for Dungver week motherfucker!:cuss:

teedubya
11-06-2010, 07:04 PM
I have a pair of slightly used (Like New) nuthooks that I'd donate.

if you are going to sell them on Ebay... have the auction end on a Sunday night. :evil:

Otter
11-06-2010, 07:12 PM
How much money did you donate? It's not free to keep this site up. It's actually pretty fucking expensive.

Don't let the door hit you in the ass you weirdo.

QuikSsurfer
11-06-2010, 07:26 PM
Hardware may indeed be the answer, but I don't know enough to know for sure. My gut feeling is that the issue has to do with the configuration of our database software. Web applications are significantly more complicated than your typical home computer application when it comes to how you set it up and how to make it run optimally (at least on the scale we're using it).

I would imagine updating the hardware would help slightly... I could email one of my old college instructors (we're xbox live buddies too) and check if he has the time to help with the SQL.
I also donated.. BOLD ME

DaFace
11-06-2010, 07:28 PM
I would imagine updating the hardware would help slightly... I could email my one of my old college instructors (we're xbox live buddies too) and check if he has the time to help with the SQL.
I also donated.. BOLD ME

Just to clarify, the SQL statements themselves are set by vBulletin, so there's not any need for help there. However, indexing schemes and configuration (via my.cnf) are both possible places to tweak.

Oh, and I don't have anything to do with the bold stuff. Kyle should get to it when he's back from his trip.

QuikSsurfer
11-06-2010, 07:30 PM
Just to clarify, the SQL statements themselves are set by vBulletin, so there's not any need for help there. However, indexing schemes and configuration (via my.cnf) are both possible places to tweak.


Understood. I'll drop him an email early this week.

Dave Lane
11-06-2010, 07:35 PM
Well, kind of. A server upgrade would help, but chances are, that doesn't happen until the end of the season regardless. That would require substantial downtime and is beyond my expertise.

That said, we have NEVER operated in the black for more than a month or two at a time, so I'm sure Kyle would appreciate any help.

Crap well back in the day when I think the server was being run on a 286 I stepped up for a couple years and put a server online for the planet to use. I don't have the access to the pipes I used to have but surely a 1 or 2U server that is dedicated to the planet could handle the load without a problem. The hosting has to be cheap.

I do know where here in KC I can get a colo on a new NAP that is going in cheap if anyone wants to have me check it out. They have been bugging me to put something down there. Maybe I can get a us a server and host it there.

Let me know if there is an interest.

Dave Lane
11-06-2010, 07:38 PM
Here's a picture of me and Chiefsplanet with it actually taking posts and running on 1/8/02

Blast from the past.

CHENZ A!
11-06-2010, 07:39 PM
Im leaving forever. :grr:



*que Curly Bill

piiyob

Psyko Tek
11-06-2010, 07:42 PM
What I contribute is far more valuable than money.

nothing personal, but who are you and why the fuck should I care?

and Curly Bill says " not another one"

DaFace
11-06-2010, 07:45 PM
Crap well back in the day when I think the server was being run on a 286 I stepped up for a couple years and put a server online for the planet to use. I don't have the access to the pipes I used to have but surely a 1 or 2U server that is dedicated to the planet could handle the load without a problem. The hosting has to be cheap.

I do know where here in KC I can get a colo on a new NAP that is going in cheap if anyone wants to have me check it out. They have been bugging me to put something down there. Maybe I can get a us a server and host it there.

Let me know if there is an interest.

Eh, that's Kyle's department. Part of the reason I have my doubts that hardware is the (only) issue, though, is our server really isn't that bad. We're on a Dual-Xeon 1.86GHz system with 4GB of RAM. You wouldn't think that would be the issue, but who knows?

kysirsoze
11-06-2010, 07:53 PM
I know at peak times, especially after a loss this place is hard to get on but during the week this should not be happening... Still think it may be a bad stick of ram or a hard drive beginning to stick and fail

I know this is true, but it boggles my mind. After a win I want to crack a beer and get on here to celebrate. After a loss I want to drown my sorrows alone. The last thing I want is to come and wallow in it.

3rd&48ers
11-06-2010, 08:33 PM
I know this is true, but it boggles my mind. After a win I want to crack a beer and get on here to celebrate. After a loss I want to drown my sorrows alone. The last thing I want is to come and wallow in it.

Damn what a coincidence, about the only time I want to come here is after you lose ROFL

RJ
11-06-2010, 09:14 PM
If it gets you out of here we ought to replace it with an Atari gaming system.


Instant Classic.

JD10367
11-06-2010, 09:28 PM
I actually asked DaFace to neuter me. I wanted to see what it was like.

It's like being married.

JD10367
11-06-2010, 09:32 PM
I propose a "SAVE THE AIDS TREE" fund raiser.

I have a nice Chiefs leather coat that I don't wear anymore, but is a custom made one of a kind coat I would donate for a raffle or just outright bidding with proceeds going towards the planets new server if it would help.

How about Official t-shirts? A flaming AIDS tree being crashed into by a guy drinking antifreeze.

Reerun_KC
11-06-2010, 10:01 PM
Deface or Austinchief. I have 3 sr level 6+ year php/mysql devs sitting on the bench. If you pm me some contact info. I can see on Monday if I can donate their time to fix the db issues.

MTG#10
11-06-2010, 10:23 PM
How much money did you donate? It's not free to keep this site up. It's actually pretty fucking expensive.

Don't let the door hit you in the ass you weirdo.

Lol go fuck yourself cumstain. This thread was to be taken in jest dimwit.

Mr. Flopnuts
11-06-2010, 11:26 PM
Here's a picture of me and Chiefsplanet with it actually taking posts and running on 1/8/02

Blast from the past.

You look like an atheist. :p

Dave Lane
11-07-2010, 07:21 AM
It's a hosted server, so we're not talking so much purchasing a new server as renting it.

Jeez why not just buy one. Seriously you can pick up a beast for $400-600 bucks. And rackspace / bandwidth for $100 a month EASY.

Dave Lane
11-07-2010, 07:28 AM
Here's a hoss of a server for $400

http://cgi.ebay.com/Dell-PowerEdge-2950-Server-2U-/260688885408?pt=COMP_EN_Servers&hash=item3cb244b6a0#ht_500wt_922

cabletech94
11-07-2010, 08:22 AM
It's like being married.

to Donger?:D

BigRedChief
11-07-2010, 08:33 AM
I've been in our current server and I'm with Daface, hardware could improve the performance but I think the main issue is the database. It's a mySQL DB. I have a Microsoft DBA certification but I didn't have the experience to get get into the DB and see about tuning a mySQL DB. So, if its some simple setting that needs to be changes, I think we would have found it by now.

I think we would benefit from a mySQL guru looking at the schema and seeing if its a config setting thats causing the DB to hang query's.

GloryDayz
11-07-2010, 08:49 AM
Would money actually solve the issues? If so, there should be a fund raiser.

Hmmmm, at a bar?

Buck
04-22-2013, 03:34 PM
Bump

MTG#10
04-22-2013, 03:35 PM
Reported

bevischief
04-22-2013, 03:36 PM
Glad it wasn't just me.

MTG#10
04-22-2013, 03:41 PM
I dont even remember making this thread or participating in it. Im never drunk in the afternoon either. Weird.

Guru
04-22-2013, 04:31 PM
WTF is going on with the server today anyway?

theelusiveeightrop
04-22-2013, 05:32 PM
Afternoon drinking? Why wait til noon?

Psyko Tek
04-22-2013, 07:48 PM
Afternoon drinking? Why wait til noon?

impossible during the football season
games start at 10 am here