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doomy3
11-08-2010, 06:24 PM
Holy Shit. Look at him in comparison to the other kids in the contest.

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notorious
11-08-2010, 06:27 PM
ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

Al Bundy
11-08-2010, 06:30 PM
What a big fat monstrosity tub of goo. Big goofy fat fuck.

rockymtnchief
11-08-2010, 06:32 PM
Looks more like Merlin Olsen than a kid.

Dylan
11-08-2010, 06:41 PM
ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

Red Beans
11-08-2010, 06:45 PM
Dear sweet Lard!

kstater
11-08-2010, 06:46 PM
I swear he's got a mustache under that helmet.

notorious
11-08-2010, 06:47 PM
I swear he's got a mustache under that helmet.

This.


He probably looks the same now as he did then.

Al Bundy
11-08-2010, 06:47 PM
What a big dumb pile of shit he is... Awkward and a piss poor throw.

doomy3
11-08-2010, 06:48 PM
I literally cannot quit laughing at this.

Phobia
11-08-2010, 06:49 PM
He looks like Vince Lomlardy.

PRIEST
11-08-2010, 06:49 PM
Holy freaking food bill . :eek:

notorious
11-08-2010, 06:49 PM
I literally cannot quit laughing at this.

He reminds me of Jared Lorenzen, only 8 years younger.

doomy3
11-08-2010, 06:50 PM
I mean, look at the poor little kid behind him in line waiting for his turn.

FAX
11-08-2010, 06:50 PM
He's a man among midgets.

FAX

Frazod
11-08-2010, 06:53 PM
Holy shit, that's amazing.

BigMeatballDave
11-08-2010, 06:55 PM
LMAO

doomy3
11-08-2010, 07:03 PM
Some of the comments on YouTube are hilarious:

He called a time out right after he threw it.

Even SHAQ thinks Andy was too big for his age.

stevieray
11-08-2010, 07:18 PM
looks like he never missed a meal, icluding everyone else's.

gblowfish
11-08-2010, 07:43 PM
He could probably start at Fullback for the St. Louis Rams right now!

BTW: I saw a "mic'ed up" special on Ried on the NFL Network a couple weeks ago. Dude is really smart, and really has a great sense of humor about his weight. I'd cut him some slack. And you could do much worse than Ried as a head coach.

googlegoogle
11-08-2010, 07:46 PM
Looks like some cloning machine fucked up.

KCUnited
11-08-2010, 07:50 PM
If he's #34 I'd like to see the rest of the team.

CaliforniaChief
11-08-2010, 07:51 PM
Was that a Billy Madison out-take?

pkane
11-08-2010, 07:54 PM
Good Lord that man was huge as a kid

pkane
11-08-2010, 07:58 PM
This was him on his way home after the competition.

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Demonpenz
11-08-2010, 08:01 PM
those other kids are like 9 years old around him

stevieray
11-08-2010, 08:09 PM
those other kids are like 9 years old around him

Reid: I'm going first!
Everyone else: you bet!!

Marcellus
11-08-2010, 08:17 PM
LMAO He was a 250lb 13 year old.

Pablo
11-08-2010, 08:18 PM
Andy stuffed his jock strap with all the other kids' lunch money.

Buck
11-08-2010, 08:19 PM
That shit is funny.

KCUnited
11-08-2010, 08:22 PM
Sure that isn't Janikowski with a forged birth certificate?

Pablo
11-08-2010, 08:26 PM
Sure that isn't Janikowski with a forged birth certificate?If you look close enough you can almost see a pint of whiskey tucked in his sock.

That's one rough 13 year old.

Thig Lyfe
11-08-2010, 08:28 PM
That's some Danny Almonte shit.

KCUnited
11-08-2010, 08:41 PM
If you look close enough you can almost see a pint of whiskey tucked in his sock.

That's one rough 13 year old.

You know he's got an Allman Brothers shirt on under there.

jbwm89
11-08-2010, 08:42 PM
holy shit what a fucking giant

Marcellus
11-08-2010, 08:43 PM
I bet Reid likes biscuits and mustard.

Demonpenz
11-08-2010, 08:55 PM
You know he's got an Allman Brothers shirt on under there.

LMAO

Otter
11-08-2010, 08:55 PM
Only to be rivaled by the Raiders 13 year old bite, scratch and kick competition.

CoMoChief
11-08-2010, 09:29 PM
looks like baby huey

Goldmember
11-08-2010, 10:21 PM
Looks like he could be those kids' dad

Pushead2
11-08-2010, 10:39 PM
ROFL

kepp
11-09-2010, 07:38 AM
That cannot be real. Is that real? I'm LMAO ROFL

blaise
11-09-2010, 07:43 AM
I swear he's got a mustache under that helmet.

When I was a kid in pee wee football we played some other town and there was a kid with a moustache. We were all kind of weirded out by it. We were maybe 13.

Deberg_1990
11-09-2010, 07:54 AM
Even Reids sons were turned off by his out of control performance enhancing drug use at that age....

tooge
11-09-2010, 08:03 AM
Imagine feeding that kid in your household

Sofa King
11-09-2010, 08:08 AM
Does he have a mustache in that video? cripes!

Sofa King
11-09-2010, 08:11 AM
ROFL @ Pizza-the-Hut

Sofa King
11-09-2010, 08:14 AM
ok, who was the prick who made this video, titled it that, and then posted it 2 days ago?



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Rain Man
11-09-2010, 08:49 AM
One of the comments on youtube was something like, "Anyone know what team's jersey he's wearing?"

bluehawkdoc
11-09-2010, 09:10 AM
Those poor kids behind him are likely the same size as Reid's dingleberries.

bluehawkdoc
11-09-2010, 09:11 AM
This was him on his way home after the competition.

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Whoa...somebody has a full tank of gas for the love machine.

MahiMike
11-09-2010, 10:24 AM
It's amazing how different kids hit their growth spurts at that age. My sons football league has 12 y/o's bigger than many Chiefs players. Crazy.

Rain Man
11-09-2010, 10:36 AM
It's amazing how different kids hit their growth spurts at that age. My sons football league has 12 y/o's bigger than many Chiefs players. Crazy.


And the funny thing is that even if they all end up the same size, it can really affect their lives, both short term and long term. It's not surprising to me that Andy Reid would've been a star athlete when I see this video clip, and that put him on a career path that might've been very different otherwise.

Like others have mentioned, we had one kid in my school who was basically built like an adult at the age of 13 or 14. Way bigger than everyone else, and also muscular like an adult. Because of that, he was the star of our track and field team in junior high, and was a Big Man On Campus. By our senior year of high school others had caught up to him physically, but he was still nominated for Homecoming King and was still a key figure on the track and field team, possibly because he'd been given a lot of technique training back when he was the big star. It was a great thing for him because otherwise he really didn't stand out from the crowd at all in terms of personality or brains. (Nice guy, but thoroughly average other than that enormous early growth spurt.)