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pr_capone
11-09-2010, 11:09 PM
My wife was introduced as the latest member of the ICT Roller Girls.

http://img811.imageshack.us/img811/4049/1001204cx.jpg

Damn proud! :D

ICT Roller Girls Website:

http://ictrollergirls.com/

Jewish Rabbi
11-09-2010, 11:11 PM
Your wife is... Hot?

Jewish Rabbi
11-09-2010, 11:12 PM
In all honesty tho, you're one of the few people stupid enough/that has big enough balls to post a picture of your wife on this board.

luv
11-09-2010, 11:13 PM
Springfield Roller Girls kick ass. If I didn't have school, I'd so look into doing it. I grew up competing in figure skating, speed skating, and some roller hockey.

Direckshun
11-09-2010, 11:39 PM
In all honesty tho, you're one of the few people stupid enough/that has big enough balls to post a picture of your wife on this board.

No shit.

This will not end well.

Tylerthigpen!1!
11-09-2010, 11:43 PM
I'm curious, what are the typical injuries?

pr_capone
11-09-2010, 11:46 PM
I'm curious, what are the typical injuries?

Torn PCL, generic knee troubles, broken bones. One girl even tore her brown eye.

Direckshun
11-09-2010, 11:47 PM
One girl even tore her brown eye.

HOLY SHIT

When are you signing up, luv? ROFL

Tylerthigpen!1!
11-09-2010, 11:52 PM
One girl even tore her brown eye.

Nooo.
What? How would that..? How would you..?

luv
11-09-2010, 11:53 PM
HOLY SHIT

When are you signing up, luv? ROFL

I think I've got enough padding around mine. I am strangely curious, though.

Phobia
11-10-2010, 12:02 AM
In all honesty tho, you're one of the few people stupid enough/that has big enough balls to post a picture of your wife on this board.
It's no big deal. What are they gonna do?

Jewish Rabbi
11-10-2010, 12:07 AM
It's no big deal. What are they gonna do?

Shouldn't you be asking Skip?

CrazyPhuD
11-10-2010, 12:23 AM
In all honesty tho, you're one of the few people stupid enough/that has big enough balls to post a picture of your wife on this board.

Well I think he's fairly confident that if anyone says anything negative his wife will kick their ass. Don't fuck with the roller girls they will bust you up.

Joe Seahawk
11-10-2010, 12:31 AM
My wife is a triathlete and is training for the Seattle Marathon in a few weeks ( oh yeah, it's the 28th the same day as a certain nfl team from KC visits QWest field) But yeah, you're wife looks like she could probably kick my wifes ass. No. I'm not posting a picture for fear of some of you pervs :whackit:

BTW, I still plan on tailgating in the north lot although I'll be a little late cause of the marathon, so if anyone I like from here is going PM me and We'll clink a micro or two before the game..

PS I don't have a problem with anybody here at all, except for frankie..

Kidding Frankie.. Relax.. don't do it..

crazycoffey
11-10-2010, 12:37 AM
In all honesty tho, you're one of the few people stupid enough/that has big enough balls to post a picture of your wife on this board.

my wife's athletic too...

Joe Seahawk
11-10-2010, 12:39 AM
my wife's athletic too...

Yes.. She looks great, but would the thread starters wife kick her ass? I think so.. If she could catch her.. Perhaps your wife would harpoon her with the pole?

crazycoffey
11-10-2010, 12:45 AM
Yes.. She looks great, but would the thread starters wife kick her ass? I think so.. If she could catch her.. Perhaps your wife would harpoon her with the pole?

If I could catch that girl, I'd harpoon her with my pole, grrrr baby
:hump:

Joe Seahawk
11-10-2010, 12:46 AM
If I could catch that girl, I'd harpoon her with my pole, grrrr baby
:hump:

I'm not sure the thread starter would appreciate that..:doh!:

Fairplay
11-10-2010, 02:05 AM
yes.......
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Fairplay
11-10-2010, 02:06 AM
Springfield Roller Girls kick ass. If I didn't have school, I'd so look into doing it. I grew up competing in figure skating, speed skating, and some roller hockey.



That figures.

Fairplay
11-10-2010, 02:14 AM
.........
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Simply Red
11-10-2010, 06:10 AM
Hi pr,

Would she consider kicking my EX wife's ass?

Thanks

WhitiE
11-10-2010, 06:16 AM
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reminds me of randy from my name is earl.....

Bane
11-10-2010, 08:02 AM
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tooge
11-10-2010, 08:16 AM
Will she lick my ass? Oh, you said kick.

suds79
11-10-2010, 08:24 AM
Okay somebody clear this up for me.

My wife doesn't seem to agree.

But rollerderby is fake right? Scripted?

I'm not saying there's no contact. But is it scripted?

I just have visions of old roller derby on TV where the two girls are joining hands trying to block passers and this girl comes through to break it up and it's like a bomb went off in how they all flew apart. It was obviously fake from what I saw.

Somebody clear this up for me.

tooge
11-10-2010, 08:32 AM
Okay somebody clear this up for me.

My wife doesn't seem to agree.

But rollerderby is fake right? Scripted?

I'm not saying there's no contact. But is it scripted?

I just have visions of old roller derby on TV where the two girls are joining hands trying to block passers and this girl comes through to break it up and it's like a bomb went off in how they all flew apart. It was obviously fake from what I saw.

Somebody clear this up for me.

I always thought it was jut like wrastlin. For some reason, it seems like it belongs in movies about the future.

Donger
11-10-2010, 08:34 AM
Yes, I'm relatively sure that she'd kick my wife's ass. Probably mine, too.

pr_capone
11-10-2010, 08:38 AM
Okay somebody clear this up for me.

My wife doesn't seem to agree.

But rollerderby is fake right? Scripted?

I'm not saying there's no contact. But is it scripted?

I just have visions of old roller derby on TV where the two girls are joining hands trying to block passers and this girl comes through to break it up and it's like a bomb went off in how they all flew apart. It was obviously fake from what I saw.

Somebody clear this up for me.

Roller Derby is most definitely not fake or scripted. I've been to bouts where there are some linebacker quality hits are laid out and the girls go sprawling into the crowd.

Frazod
11-10-2010, 08:44 AM
It's no big deal. What are they gonna do?

Since you're married to one of the prettiest women I've ever met, I can see how you'd wonder.

Msmith
11-10-2010, 08:49 AM
Do the Chiefs still look for good LBs?

El Jefe
11-10-2010, 08:58 AM
My fiance is a Black Belt, that being said I don't think she would hurt a fly. Big props for having the balls to post those pics, I wouldn't do it.

vailpass
11-10-2010, 09:05 AM
Cool! Congrats Capone. Looks like a ton of fun to watch live. Wife and I watched 'Whip It' last month and agreed we'd go see a local roller derby event some time.

Fritz88
11-10-2010, 09:06 AM
My fiance is a Black Belt, that being said I don't think she would hurt a fly. Big props for having the balls to post those pics, I wouldn't do it.

Is she limber?

The Poz
11-10-2010, 09:14 AM
I witnessed my friend endure a compound fracture while playing. Brutal.
This roller derby is getting quite popular and I know a bunch of participants. Certainly not fake but most of these women are a bunch of handsome fellas.

tooge
11-10-2010, 09:16 AM
I wouldn't want my wife playing. First off, she isn't that tough. Secondly, I'd hate to have her tear the brown eye. Yikes.

Fish
11-10-2010, 09:35 AM
Okay somebody clear this up for me.

My wife doesn't seem to agree.

But rollerderby is fake right? Scripted?

I'm not saying there's no contact. But is it scripted?

I just have visions of old roller derby on TV where the two girls are joining hands trying to block passers and this girl comes through to break it up and it's like a bomb went off in how they all flew apart. It was obviously fake from what I saw.

Somebody clear this up for me.

No way dude. Those girls are out for blood. Most certainly not fake or scripted. And if you said that in hearing distance of a roller girl, you'd likely have to defend yourself...

pr_capone
11-10-2010, 09:36 AM
but most of these women are a bunch of handsome fellas.

ROFL

luv
11-10-2010, 10:22 AM
That figures.

What figures? Are you saying figure skating makes me butch?

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/picture.php?albumid=94&pictureid=748

Donger
11-10-2010, 10:23 AM
What figures? Are you saying figure skating makes me butch?

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/picture.php?albumid=94&pictureid=748

No, that haircut does.

luv
11-10-2010, 10:25 AM
No, that haircut does.

And the make-up, I'm sure.

Donger
11-10-2010, 10:27 AM
And the make-up, I'm sure.

:)

You're a good sport, luv.

Cave Johnson
11-10-2010, 10:41 AM
Yes, Capone. Yes she can.

doomy3
11-10-2010, 10:43 AM
Hi pr,

Would she consider kicking my EX wife's ass?

Thanks

ROFL

Phobia
11-10-2010, 11:18 AM
Since you're married to one of the prettiest women I've ever met, I can see how you'd wonder.

I dunno about all that but she's a good looking woman. Have you seen the way the natives rip apart hot ladies on this site? I don't really care what people say or think. People are cruel. I know. I am a people.

Phobia
11-10-2010, 11:18 AM
What figures? Are you saying figure skating makes me butch?

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/picture.php?albumid=94&pictureid=748

Wow. You used to be really sexy.

pr_capone
11-10-2010, 01:10 PM
Wow. You used to be really sexy.

That is so damn disturbing. lol