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SLAG
11-10-2010, 08:31 AM
I work in webhosting

we are seeing major chunks of the internet down

Los Pollos Hermanos
11-10-2010, 08:32 AM
I blame Cassel.

AndChiefs
11-10-2010, 08:32 AM
This can't be true....chiefsplanet is always the first to go down.

DMAC
11-10-2010, 08:33 AM
Huh?

Bacon Cheeseburger
11-10-2010, 08:37 AM
Huh, everything seems to be working fin

blaise
11-10-2010, 08:37 AM
Someone call Al Gore.

TrickyNicky
11-10-2010, 08:39 AM
Oh shit. Some AI just became self aware....

Dave Lane
11-10-2010, 08:40 AM
I blame it on Slag doing shrooms

blaise
11-10-2010, 08:40 AM
Cam Newton stole part of the web.

Delano
11-10-2010, 08:41 AM
That was the internet blasting into orbit west of Los Angeles.
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DJJasonp
11-10-2010, 08:42 AM
Is this tied to the "missile" off the Pacific coast?

Maybe part of the new legislation where the prez has the "shut it down" button near his bedside?

beach tribe
11-10-2010, 08:43 AM
Nots the dreaded interwebs brownoutsz.

Therz no more room in the interweb !!!

Brock
11-10-2010, 08:46 AM
Chiefsplanet is working fine.

crossbow
11-10-2010, 08:54 AM
Jamaal Charles didn't get enough carries so the whole web is crashing.

tooge
11-10-2010, 08:57 AM
Hadron collider tomorrow? Internet down today? Unexplained missile launch yesterday? Second QE by fed just a few days ago. It's happening. Get stocked up on rice, beans, guns, ammo, and lots and lots of porn.

Garcia Bronco
11-10-2010, 08:58 AM
LOL...webhosting people talking about network infrastructure. It's always amusing. I barely even consider you guys in the technology field.

Donger
11-10-2010, 09:00 AM
LOL...webhosting people talking about network infrastructure. It's always amusing. I barely even consider you guys in the technology field.

GEEK FIGHT!

http://www.newswire.poormojo.org/archives/geek_fight.jpg

Sofa King
11-10-2010, 09:07 AM
unplug it. and plug it back in.


http://mercenario.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/screen-grabs-linksys-internet.jpg

kepp
11-10-2010, 09:08 AM
Oh shit. Some AI just became self aware....

...and decided our fate in a microsecond.

Detoxing
11-10-2010, 09:14 AM
Laugh now assholes.

Shits about to get thick, man. 2012 is upon us and you will all be begging to get into my bomb shelter when the whole fucking world gets turned into zombies after the Koreans drop a motherfucking T-Virus bomb on us.

DMAC
11-10-2010, 09:24 AM
This is the "change" we heard of.

Psyko Tek
11-10-2010, 09:26 AM
I "hope" not

Demonpenz
11-10-2010, 09:26 AM
Mexicans shaved their pubes.

ChiefButthurt
11-10-2010, 09:51 AM
I hope is keeps working through lunch.

HolyHandgernade
11-10-2010, 09:59 AM
Can't we just replace the tubes?

Rain Man
11-10-2010, 10:04 AM
Chiefsplanet is working fine.


And based on past experience, I think we'd be the first ones down if there's trouble. We're the canary in the Internet coal mine.

QuikSsurfer
11-10-2010, 10:04 AM
WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF IP's!!!

Pitt Gorilla
11-10-2010, 10:04 AM
Can't we just replace the tubes?Pretty sure it's a dumptruck.

Demonpenz
11-10-2010, 10:14 AM
You have added reputation to BillGates#1

ClevelandBronco
11-10-2010, 10:22 AM
Someone call Al Gore.

He couldn't be disturbed. All his attention is currently being paid to a nice Korean girl who is also going down.

DaFace
11-10-2010, 10:23 AM
So...did Armageddon happen yet?

Bowser
11-10-2010, 10:25 AM
Well, thank God I'm using InPrivate browsing.

Al Bundy
11-10-2010, 10:26 AM
Jacoby Ford just beat the internet for a Touchdown.

Nixhex
11-10-2010, 10:28 AM
http://www.joeydevilla.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/south-park-broken-internet.jpg

I bet it just needs to be unplugged for a minute then plugged back in.

Al Bundy
11-10-2010, 10:29 AM
http://www.joeydevilla.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/south-park-broken-internet.jpg

I bet it just needs to be unplugged for a minute then plugged back in.

:doh!::shake:

Sully
11-10-2010, 10:50 AM
Those hamsters gotta get tired of that wheel.

bluehawkdoc
11-10-2010, 11:51 AM
Y(11/10)2K10 ?

Donger
11-10-2010, 11:57 AM
Excellent. My prediction came true, albeit a little early.

Demonpenz
11-10-2010, 12:00 PM
Jacoby Ford just beat the internet for a Touchdown.

win

Sofa King
11-10-2010, 12:03 PM
unplug it. and plug it back in.


http://mercenario.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/screen-grabs-linksys-internet.jpg



http://www.joeydevilla.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/south-park-broken-internet.jpg

I bet it just needs to be unplugged for a minute then plugged back in.




wtf dude. you stole my picture and damn near word for word stole my joke!

Ultra Peanut
11-10-2010, 12:05 PM
Get government out of my Obamacare

MOhillbilly
11-10-2010, 12:09 PM
Strange game.

Nixhex
11-10-2010, 12:12 PM
wtf dude. you stole my picture and damn near word for word stole my joke!


Guess I need to read the entire thread before posting. ROFL

Demonpenz
11-10-2010, 12:19 PM
Falloutboy99: Is it going down swinging?

Sofa King
11-10-2010, 12:22 PM
Falloutboy99: Is it going down swinging?

down down illouie lou owe.

Bacon Cheeseburger
11-10-2010, 12:29 PM
Strange game.
The only winning move is not to play.

Jewish Rabbi
11-10-2010, 01:31 PM
down down illouie lou owe.
:spock:

In an earlier round?

Sofa King
11-10-2010, 02:02 PM
:spock:

In an earlier round?

nope. that's not right.

JD10367
11-10-2010, 02:02 PM
The only winning move is not to play.

I can't swim, okay, Wonder Woman! I never learned! I thought there'd be time!

(Man, did I want to :hump: Ally Sheedy in those sweatpants she was rockin'...)

Adept Havelock
11-10-2010, 04:11 PM
:)http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/6100/onedaytheinternetcollap.gif (http://img213.imageshack.us/i/onedaytheinternetcollap.gif/)

Gonzo
11-10-2010, 04:39 PM
You know, I've noticed some issues lately with the net and I found out what the problem is. The government is plotting the whole thing. In exactly one year from now, the net will crash and the only way you can fix it is to purchase an adapter sold by the govt. which will be taxed. The adapter will have new tracing software so "big brother" can watch what you do at all times.

There is a way around it though. All you have to do is make a simple adjustment to your pc so that "the man" can't take tabs via your ip.
Here's what you do:
1. Go into your browser settings.
2. Type in the follo.....
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Simply Red
11-10-2010, 04:44 PM
http://i52.tinypic.com/kehse9.jpg

GloryDayz
11-10-2010, 04:46 PM
JFC, just think of the productivuty rate across the country, it's going to skyrocket!!!!

JD10367
11-10-2010, 05:44 PM
JFC, just think of the productivuty rate across the country, it's going to skyrocket!!!!

Yes, but all those virtual farms will die, and no one will be able to police the virtual mafia wars... and what will we do without our viral videos of keyboard-playing cats and the like?!? It's the end of all things holy, I tell you!!!

JD10367
11-10-2010, 05:45 PM
And how will I live without knowing the boring daily minutiae of people I haven't seen in 20 years and/or barely know?!? That casual acquaintance won't be able to tell me what they had for lunch, or how their bratty kids are doing, or ambiguously post something about having a bad day in a lame attempt to draw out condolences and compassion?!?

GloryDayz
11-10-2010, 06:09 PM
Yes, but all those virtual farms will die, and no one will be able to police the virtual mafia wars... and what will we do without our viral videos of keyboard-playing cats and the like?!? It's the end of all things holy, I tell you!!!

I think there will be a lot less tissues used too. Think of all the saved trees!!! ROFL