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Shogun
11-10-2010, 10:05 AM
Training at the Dallas cowboys practice field was delayed nearly two hours this morning after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the ground.

Initially the Cowboys thought it was a prank. Training and practice was immediately suspended while police and Homeland Security personnel were called to investigate.

After a complete analysis, Dallas and Arlington Police forensic experts determined that the white substance, unfamiliar to most players, was in fact the goal line.

Practice will resume this afternoon after Police and Homeland Security decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.

Pitt Gorilla
11-10-2010, 10:06 AM
Christian Okoye was signing headshots at practice?

KCUnited
11-10-2010, 10:06 AM
Jesus f:facepalm:ck

Rain Man
11-10-2010, 10:06 AM
I'm glad it wasn't serious.

Nixhex
11-10-2010, 10:10 AM
I wish we could immediately suspend your keyboard.

Dave Lane
11-10-2010, 10:10 AM
For fucks sake will not a year go by where this isn't posted about some team.

JFC

ClevelandBronco
11-10-2010, 10:11 AM
No, it's true. It really happened this time.

Shogun
11-10-2010, 10:12 AM
No, it's true. It really happened this time.

This. google it.

Demonpenz
11-10-2010, 10:13 AM
I KNOW IF THERE IS A TORNADO IN THE KC AREA I AM HIDING NEXT TO CASSEL SO I CAN INSURE FOR MY FAMILYS SAFTEY THAT THERE WILL BE NO TOUCHDOWNS.

Rain Man
11-10-2010, 10:13 AM
This. google it.


It wasn't exactly the same, though. They did find white powder, but it was in the locker room and it was after Michael Irvin visited the facility to speak with the team.

RockChalk
11-10-2010, 10:14 AM
The joke itself isn't funny.

But the reactions that it receives from some of you is.

Demonpenz
11-10-2010, 10:19 AM
I heard that joke it first was about Cocaine and the giants, then the joke morphed because of 9/11 and anthrax, I can't figure out where it is going to go next, but I assure you it will suck.

DaFace
11-10-2010, 10:19 AM
This joke needs to die a fiery death.

Fish
11-10-2010, 10:19 AM
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Shogun
11-10-2010, 10:21 AM
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This was impressive

Pants
11-10-2010, 10:24 AM
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Wu-Tang Clan ain't nothin to fuck with.

DMAC
11-10-2010, 10:26 AM
Wrote a SONG bout it! Like to hear it hear it go...

http://www.gifsoup.com/view3/1340283/calhoun-tubbs-o.gif

morphius
11-10-2010, 10:26 AM
This joke needs to die a fiery death.
I think we might have to enact a permanent loss of thread creating ability to anyone that posts this joke.

alpha_omega
11-10-2010, 10:26 AM
The joke sucked, but....

I am really enjoying all the pain being felt in Dallas!

Shogun
11-10-2010, 10:27 AM
I found out I have staph infection this morning at the doctor. So if I become a zombie you all have first dibs on me.

Al Bundy
11-10-2010, 10:29 AM
I found out I have staph infection this morning at the doctor. So if I become a zombie you all have first dibs on me.

If you'll be looking for brains you're in the wrong place.

Nixhex
11-10-2010, 10:29 AM
I found out I have staph infection this morning at the doctor. So if I become a zombie you all have first dibs on me.

I got dibs on your record player.

Shogun
11-10-2010, 10:31 AM
I got dibs on your record player.

Okay... but im keeping the albums..

Bowser
11-10-2010, 10:36 AM
Repost (first!)

vailpass
11-10-2010, 10:37 AM
Jesus f:facepalm:ck

I wish we could immediately suspend your keyboard.

For ****s sake will not a year go by where this isn't posted about some team.

JFC
This joke needs to die a fiery death.

http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/8348/facepalmz.gifhttp://img179.imageshack.us/img179/9999/facepalm2.gif


All of this.

Bowser
11-10-2010, 10:37 AM
I found out I have staph infection this morning at the doctor. So if I become a zombie you all have first dibs on me.

We really should lop off your hands and feet and pull out all your teeth, just so you won't spread the infection, should you turn. It's for the greater good of humanity, brah.

salame
11-10-2010, 10:40 AM
I thought maybe Wade Phillips went all anthrax on them

chiefsnorth
11-10-2010, 10:47 AM
This joke is made dumber by the fact that the Dallas Cowboys have always been very familiar with white powdery substances.

MVChiefFan
11-10-2010, 10:48 AM
Somethin' about a mom pickin' up her eleven kids...

MVChiefFan
11-10-2010, 10:48 AM
Wu-Tang Clan ain't nothin to **** with.

:clap: Nice!!!

Pasta Giant Meatball
11-10-2010, 10:50 AM
Jerruh just made a mess in his depends.

Alton deFlat
11-10-2010, 10:51 AM
Vince Lombardi used to tell that joke about the Lions. :doh!: ;)

Demonpenz
11-10-2010, 10:51 AM
I was abused when I was little and the courts asked me who I wanted to stay with my mom or dad I told them I WANT TO STAY WITH THE BUFFALO BILLS THEY DON"T BEAT ANYONE!

chiefqueen
11-10-2010, 11:53 AM
Repost (first!)

Like I knew it was the "goal-line" joke when I saw the thread.

Los Pollos Hermanos
11-10-2010, 11:57 AM
I wish I could punch Shogun in the throat right now.

Tell us about how someone got pulled over and the cop gave them to tickets the Cowboys game.

Shogun
11-10-2010, 12:06 PM
I wish I could punch Shogun in the throat right now.

Tell us about how someone got pulled over and the cop gave them to tickets the Cowboys game.

You wanna hit a cancer patient brah? Lets do this thing.

Los Pollos Hermanos
11-10-2010, 12:17 PM
You wanna hit a cancer patient brah? Lets do this thing.
I was just joking until you said this. Now I want to give your bald head a dutch rub.

KCUnited
11-10-2010, 12:18 PM
You wanna hit a cancer patient brah? Lets do this thing.

When and where? /Kevin Garnett

WebGem
11-10-2010, 12:22 PM
The Cowboys are too used to cocaine they saw the goal line and didn't know wtf was going on.

Blindside58
11-10-2010, 12:26 PM
The police are driving the car full of cowboys who are smoking all the grass, obviously that is why they now have artificial turf, because their kicker tried to hang himself and couldn't kick the chair out from underneath him therefore they are now putting abused children in the custody of the cowboys becuase they can't beat anybody...have I missed anything?

Pasta Giant Meatball
11-10-2010, 12:29 PM
This just made the ESPN bottom line on the Cowboys scroll.

Rausch
11-10-2010, 12:32 PM
You'd have to be the dumbest fuck alive to not know this joke was played out before there even was an internets...

Tuckdaddy
11-10-2010, 12:47 PM
I KNOW IF THERE IS A TORNADO IN THE KC AREA I AM HIDING NEXT TO CASSEL SO I CAN INSURE FOR MY FAMILYS SAFTEY THAT THERE WILL BE NO TOUCHDOWNS.

HAHAHAHAHA!ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

Shogun
11-10-2010, 12:53 PM
I was just joking until you said this. Now I want to give your bald head a dutch rub.

Yeah, stolen right out of Kevin Garnetts playbook

Buck
11-10-2010, 12:59 PM
It feels like Shogun has been here for years.

I wonder if he knew about this joke and CP's use of it or if it was just random happenstance.

Shogun
11-10-2010, 01:13 PM
It feels like Shogun has been here for years.

I wonder if he knew about this joke and CP's use of it or if it was just random happenstance.

I have been here for years Mr. Buck, I just wasn't ever signed up.