Anybody catch Matt Cassel and his Lady Friend on Hells Kitchen tonight?

[arrowheadnation]

They're having a nice chat waiting for their food...probably something about how bad Dwayne Bowe is going to make him look this coming season.
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Apparently the wait gets too long...
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Now he's pissed...
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But before he could go and make Gordon Ramsay his bitch like the secondaries he's faced this year...

His food is delivered and all is well in his world again...
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[Hammock Parties]

God, he's so white bread.

[arrowheadnation]

Oh yeah, first obligatory comment about how at least Brodie has a better looking other half.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Botulism spores, FTW!!

[Hammock Parties]

Botulism spores, FTW!!

Salmonella SALVATION!

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Salmonella SALVATION!

It's not deadly enough.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Watching this guy play QB for the Chiefs is like being a bacha bazi boy.

[Gravedigger]

Yeah, it's very telling that he said I'm gonna go talk to the chef! Really Matt? That impatient are we? Or did they pay you to say that to give them good television? Kinda wished he wouldve gone up to the kitchen so Ramsey could kick him out GTFO! and yell at him "Learn how to throw a f#$%ing football!"

[Bugeater]

No, thankfully I missed that. Watching him on Sundays is bad enough.

[BigMeatballDave]

I hope she didnt ask him to pass the salt, it probably went 10 feet over her head...

[Saccopoo]

Yeah, it's very telling that he said I'm gonna go talk to the chef! Really Matt? That impatient are we? Or did they pay you to say that to give them good television? Kinda wished he wouldve gone up to the kitchen so Ramsey could kick him out GTFO! and yell at him "Learn how to throw a f#$%ing football!"

Did you think this up by your lonesome or did you have your big sister help you with it?

[Fritz88]

Wife is pretty hotness.
Check out the ring on her in the first picture. ****ing gigante . Thanks Pioli.

[Hammock Parties]

His wife is not that hot, especially for a pro QB squeeze.

http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/Original_Photo/2008/12/08/Champions-for-Children-8.jp__1228750767_6575.jpg

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

What the fuck is he doing eating when he should be practicing pocket awareness!

[Los Pollos Hermanos]

His wife is not that hot, especially for a pro QB squeeze.

http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/Original_Photo/2008/12/08/Champions-for-Children-8.jp__1228750767_6575.jpg

You're crazy. His wife is hot.

[Fritz88]

His wife is not that hot, especially for a pro QB squeeze.

http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/Original_Photo/2008/12/08/Champions-for-Children-8.jp__1228750767_6575.jpg

Ghey men can't really judge pretty women, so we'll pass on your opinion on this particular matter.

[King_Chief_Fan]

Yeah, it's very telling that he said I'm gonna go talk to the chef! Really Matt? That impatient are we? Or did they pay you to say that to give them good television? Kinda wished he wouldve gone up to the kitchen so Ramsey could kick him out GTFO! and yell at him "Learn how to throw a f#$%ing football!"

it is similar to impatience when he gets happy feet and starts dancing around or heaving the ball to no one.

[Sure-Oz]

I watch that show regularly and when it shows pissed off customers i think its all fake bs...his wife is cute

[Archie F. Swin]

wait.... he's married to Alanis Morissette?

[John Locke]

Which episode is it?

Johnny

[Art Vader]

the waiter came back for an autograph, but Cassel disappeared during the last quarter of his meal

[InChiefsHeaven]

OK, lay off on his wife. She's cute. Not everybody gets a supermodel, even if you are an NFL QB...or almost a NFL QB...

[Reerun_KC]

His wife is not that hot, especially for a pro QB squeeze.

http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/Original_Photo/2008/12/08/Champions-for-Children-8.jp__1228750767_6575.jpg

Coming from a guy that would rather have a penis in his ass... I am sure this means a lot to any male...

She is very pretty...

[RealSNR]

There's no pleasing some people. His wife is hot, guys.

Your assessments of Cassel's lady are as inaccurate as his throws-- very.

[Reerun_KC]

There's no pleasing some people. His wife is hot, guys.

Your assessments of Cassel's lady are as inaccurate as his throws-- very.

Agreed...

Wasnt she a college Volleyball player somewhere?

[Bugeater]

OK, lay off on his wife. She's cute. Not everybody gets a supermodel, even if you are an NFL QB...or almost a NFL QB...
He's paid like an NFL QB, I'm sure that's all that really matters to her.

[dilligaf]

I hope she didnt ask him to pass the salt, it probably went 10 feet over her head...

ROFLROFLROFL

[MVChiefFan]

This is in no way a support of Matt's quarterbacking abilities but I watched the episode and in my opinion he was just trying to be funny. He had a rather tongue-in-cheek look on his face when he said he's gonna have to "go talk to the chef".

[Sure-Oz]

Which episode is it?

Johnny

The current one from this week

[Pants]

Dang, you're going to be able to excavate fossils with the chins of the kids those two produce. Having said that, I would hit Mrs. Cassel. Two times.

[KCUnited]

Mrs. Cassel, why the long face?

[BigMeatballDave]

wait.... he's married to Alanis Morissette?:D Thats what I was thinking...

[ModSocks]

wait.... he's married to Alanis Morissette?

This.

[Reerun_KC]

:D Thats what I was thinking...

Hawt!!!!

[ModSocks]

Matt Cassel is not a sharp dresser. And his wife doesn't dress like a whore, which can be +/- points depending on your taste.

[DMAC]

His mouth cant even catch what his hand is feeding it.

[KChiefs1]

His wife is not that hot, especially for a pro QB squeeze.

http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/Original_Photo/2008/12/08/Champions-for-Children-8.jp__1228750767_6575.jpg

Why is his wife hanging onto the black dude?

[Rooster]

I hope she didnt ask him to pass the salt, it probably went 10 feet over her head...

ROFLROFL That is great.

[Skyy God]

Agreed...

Wasnt she a college Volleyball player somewhere?

V-ball players, from what I hear, are tigers in the sack....

[vailpass]

You're crazy. His wife is hot.

No, she isn't. Female horse face.

[58kcfan89]

His mouth cant even catch what his hand is feeding it.

The rest of this thread is funny, but for some reason, I lost it when I read this. ROFL

[ChiefsCountry]

His wife is not that hot, especially for a pro QB squeeze.

http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/Original_Photo/2008/12/08/Champions-for-Children-8.jp__1228750767_6575.jpg

She looks alot better in this video, GoChiefs
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[LaChapelle]

Throw up a pic of Phillip Rivers' wife

[D-Train6906]

Cassell looks like Woody off Toy Story.

Oh, and for the record, I'd hit it.

[Phobia]

She's a good looking woman. Love it when people crack on women who aren't perfect in every regard. She's not fat. She's attractive. She has some athletic prowess and a sense of humor. That's better than about 98% of women on the earth but some of you are cracking on her chin... Would it be better if she packed on 75 lbs to round out her face a bit?

[DaneMcCloud]

I watch that show regularly and when it shows pissed off customers i think its all fake bs...his wife is cute

Actually, it's not phony.

My wife and her friends went to an HK taping a few years back. They waited for more than 3 hours for their meals and finally left because at that point, it was past 10pm and they were all starving.

I know the showrunner over there (he's actually moved on) but they have all kinds of problems that are very real, which is what makes the show so entertaining for many people.

[BigMeatballDave]

Actually, it's not phony.

My wife and her friends went to an HK taping a few years back. They waited for more than 3 hours for their meals and finally left because at that point, it was past 10pm and they were all starving.

I know the showrunner over there (he's actually moved on) but they have all kinds of problems that are very real, which is what makes the show so entertaining for many people.3 hrs? Jesus. I would've left after an hr.

[Reerun_KC]

Great Video ChiefsCountry....

[arrowheadnation]

Cassell looks like Woody off Toy Story.

Oh, and for the record, I'd hit it.

He DOES look like Woody from Toy Story... ROFL

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[Mr. Laz]

God, he's so white bread.
and u so fizzle nizzle zizzle fo sho, yo

[RealSNR]

She looks alot better in this video, GoChiefs
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[Sure-Oz]

Actually, it's not phony.

My wife and her friends went to an HK taping a few years back. They waited for more than 3 hours for their meals and finally left because at that point, it was past 10pm and they were all starving.

I know the showrunner over there (he's actually moved on) but they have all kinds of problems that are very real, which is what makes the show so entertaining for many people.

I always wondered if they planted people to say that stuff, good to know it isnt fake...how do you go to one of those anyway? my girl and I are big fans of the show and wondered how you'd get to have dinner there. 3 hours though wow...

We met Chef Holli at the kc bbq at american royale, super cool girl

[Fish]

Matt Cassel also sucks at turkey calling....

[Reerun_KC]

On second thought, I take that back about her being hot. Her legs are taller than ****ing trees

:clap: they were very nice!

[Delano]

Actually, it's not phony.

My wife and her friends went to an HK taping a few years back. They waited for more than 3 hours for their meals and finally left because at that point, it was past 10pm and they were all starving.

I know the showrunner over there (he's actually moved on) but they have all kinds of problems that are very real, which is what makes the show so entertaining for many people.

Crazy. I figured maybe Ramsey had a back-up kitchen for when the contestants ultimately fail.
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[arrowheadnation]

DaneMcCloud, I've always been curious, is it like being a studio audience for any other show? Meaning, is it free? When my buddies went to Conan they got free tickets ahead of time (like a month in advance). I don't think I've ever noticed anybody having to pay for their food, but they could do that off camera.

[GloryDayz]

I'd do her!

[Brock]

She's a good looking woman. Love it when people crack on women who aren't perfect in every regard. She's not fat. She's attractive. She has some athletic prowess and a sense of humor. That's better than about 98% of women on the earth but some of you are cracking on her chin... Would it be better if she packed on 75 lbs to round out her face a bit?

Yes, these guys who talk crap about women they wouldn't stand a chance with are kind of humorous.

[Shogun]

She looks alot better in this video, GoChiefs
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Awesome, he told that bitch he was gonna nut in her before they even met.

[Fritz88]

She looks alot better in this video, GoChiefs
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I came.

[CoMoChief]

His wife is not that hot, especially for a pro QB squeeze.

http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/Original_Photo/2008/12/08/Champions-for-Children-8.jp__1228750767_6575.jpg

No offense man, but other than Carrie Underwood, your "hot meter" is severely broken......proven in the "nothing but ass" thread.

[MoreLemonPledge]

I WONDER IF HE GOT HIS MEAL IN A TO-GO SACK.

Get it? "Sack", like what happens when a defensive player tackles the quarterback behind the line of scrimmage. But in this case it refers to him not being able to finish his meal, so he has to have something to carry the remainder home in.

It's funny because he's an NFL quarterback.

I...uh...yeah.

[Fritz88]

http://i.imgur.com/Sk7a2.jpg?ref=nf

[GloryDayz]

On second thought, I take that back about her being hot. Her legs are taller than ****ing trees

After seeing that clip, I think she's cool as all get out... Pretty well grounded couple...

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Botulism spores, FTW!!

ROFL

Is there any chance we can get that obnoxious Chef to come out of the kitchen and yell at him a bit for shits and giggles?

I'd love to hear that dude scream "DUMBASS QUARTERBACK" at him just once.:evil:

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

I hope she didnt ask him to pass the salt, it probably went 10 feet over her head...

ROFLROFLROFL WIN.

[Kyle DeLexus]

Idk why, but I thought of Matt Damon on the 3rd picture.


http://i528.photobucket.com/albums/dd324/gottagitdemjs/eb128d93.jpg

http://www.fitceleb.com/files/images/matt-damon-b_1.jpg

[CoMoChief]

Idk why, but I thought of Matt Damon on the 3rd picture.


http://i528.photobucket.com/albums/dd324/gottagitdemjs/eb128d93.jpg

http://www.fitceleb.com/files/images/matt-damon-b_1.jpg


Really? I think he looks like a Toby McGuire

[Pablo]

and u so fizzle nizzle zizzle fo sho, yoThis is an accurate rendering of urban speech.

[KCBOSS1]

Look at the foot hanging out his mouth....is this guy accurate at anything?

[CrazyHorse]

Look at the foot hanging out his mouth....is this guy accurate at anything?

If it were Croyle, that noodle would have put him in the hospital.

I dont know about Cassels accuracy, but that one was between the numbers.

[KCBOSS1]

If it were Croyle, that noodle would have put him in the hospital.

I dont know about Cassels accuracy, but that one was between the numbers.

HAHA. That is probably true. I should have known you would sit down on that one.

[KCBOSS1]

Still trying to think of a starting quarterback in the NFL that I wouldn't take over Cassel... Kitna, probably any of the SF qbs, maybe Jason Campbell not sure, two Miami Chads, Derek Anderson.....that's about it and some of these are trade offs.

[DaneMcCloud]

Idk why, but I thought of Matt Damon on the 3rd picture.


That's not fair to Matt Damon because he throws a more accurate and tighter spiral.

[RippedmyFlesh]

On second thought, I take that back about her being hot. Her legs are taller than fucking trees
True but if she fills out more could be a prospect.

[MMXcalibur]

Me and the wife watch Hell's Kitchen every week and we had to rewind back to make sure that's who we thought it was...

...by the way, bigger badass: Gordon Ramsay or Todd Haley?

[Zaiko]

Still trying to think of a starting quarterback in the NFL that I wouldn't take over Cassel... Kitna, probably any of the SF qbs, maybe Jason Campbell not sure, two Miami Chads, Derek Anderson.....that's about it and some of these are trade offs.

Clevelands, Seattles, Carolinas.

[DaneMcCloud]

Clevelands, Seattles, Carolinas.

Sorry, I'd take Colt McCoy in a heartbeat over Cassel.

He's been very impressive in his three starts.

[Direckshun]

On second thought, I take that back about her being hot. Her legs are taller than ****ing trees

That's the best part you gay queer phag butthole sniffer.

[BossChief]

In response to the thread title:

Yup, good for a 3 yard gainer too...hold on, that was third and 5?

WTF Matt?!?!?!?!

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Matt Damon looks like an autistic, gay pron star.