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jojomontana
11-13-2010, 02:20 PM
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/west-virginia/woman-utters-line-never-previously-recorded-police-report

I'm just gonna post the link due to the language. Not exactly clear on the policy as it applies to pasting text from news articles.

WARNING: It's funny - yet pretty disgusting.

BigVE
11-13-2010, 02:49 PM
Yum.

Fritz88
11-13-2010, 02:53 PM
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/west-virginia/woman-utters-line-never-previously-recorded-police-report

I'm just gonna post the link due to the language. Not exactly clear on the policy as it applies to pasting text from news articles.

WARNING: It's funny - yet pretty disgusting.

You can post as long as you don't pull a Pflatz on us.

-King-
11-13-2010, 02:54 PM
Excuse me while I go vomit.

BigMeatballDave
11-13-2010, 03:23 PM
LMAO

notorious
11-13-2010, 04:28 PM
Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”




JFC

Frazod
11-13-2010, 04:30 PM
Well.... I WAS getting hungry for dinner. :Lin:

Gonzo
11-13-2010, 04:30 PM
I hear that all the time.
Posted via Mobile Device

BigMeatballDave
11-13-2010, 04:34 PM
I hear that all the time.
Posted via Mobile DeviceROFL

Delano
11-13-2010, 04:41 PM
I posted this story in an MTG#10 thread. Fit perfectly.

Bwana
11-13-2010, 04:42 PM
:doh!:

Damn, nothing like the shit house door, on a tuna boat.

rad
11-13-2010, 04:51 PM
You can post as long as you don't pull a Pflatz on us.

Lol.....tpflanz was classic.

KCFalcon59
11-13-2010, 05:07 PM
God damn it. I just ordered pizzas and then read this thread. :Lin:

Pasta Giant Meatball
11-13-2010, 05:08 PM
:dom: :Lin:

-King-
11-13-2010, 05:11 PM
Time out... I missed this the first time....


The guy intially said that he would eat her out before he smelled her.

...Was he blind? I mean, WTF? http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/release/sites/default/files/assets/melissaleewilliamsmugshot.jpg! She could smell like the greatest thing ever and I'd still not go down on her.

Wyndex
11-13-2010, 06:03 PM
this is the fucking story of the year

T-post Tom
11-13-2010, 06:04 PM
How'd you like to be the cop on that call? Imagine the long drive to the jail with that smell in your back seat.

GloryDayz
11-13-2010, 06:13 PM
Oh my....

Phobia
11-13-2010, 06:36 PM
Heh. Who offers to go down on your buddy's ex-wife in a hotel with him looking over your shoulder?

DenverDanChiefsFan
11-13-2010, 06:41 PM
Heh. Who offers to go down on your buddy's ex-wife in a hotel with him looking over your shoulder?Not evenex - just "estranged". :doh!:

Sully
11-13-2010, 09:27 PM
Dear Penthouse...

Sully
11-13-2010, 09:28 PM
Does anyone else realize we have just found Mel Gibson's soulmate?

Lzen
11-13-2010, 09:49 PM
“Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”

ROFL

:shake:

Bowser
11-13-2010, 10:08 PM
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threebag02
11-13-2010, 10:16 PM
Time out... I missed this the first time....


The guy intially said that he would eat her out before he smelled her.

...Was he blind? I mean, WTF? http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/release/sites/default/files/assets/melissaleewilliamsmugshot.jpg! She could smell like the greatest thing ever and I'd still not go down on her.

If you did go down on her at least you wouldn't have to see her face. While you are down there check out the overbite. You know the overbite when your eatin pussy and it taste like shit.

Shogun
11-13-2010, 10:20 PM
http://simpledailyrecipes.com/wp-content/uploads/grillcheese1.JPG

DenverDanChiefsFan
11-13-2010, 10:22 PM
http://simpledailyrecipes.com/wp-content/uploads/grillcheese1.JPGThat is just fucking gross. LMAO LMAO

threebag02
11-13-2010, 10:22 PM
...why don't ya back that ass up.

Chiefs Pantalones
11-13-2010, 10:25 PM
Williams? As in DJ Williams?

RJ
11-13-2010, 10:30 PM
Oh yeah, like any of you guys would even have a shot with a chick that hot. Typical CP. :shake:

BigRock
11-13-2010, 11:46 PM
This is when Melissa Williams allegedly “produced a lock-back folding knife,”

Produced it from where?

booger
11-13-2010, 11:56 PM
i bet she's got a tattoo down there that says "fold this flap first" just like on an ice cream box.

booger
11-13-2010, 11:58 PM
Heh. Who offers to go down on your buddy's ex-wife in a hotel with him looking over your shoulder?

normally i would completely agree. but they did say West Virginia.......

booger
11-14-2010, 12:00 AM
:doh!:

Damn, nothing like the shit house door, on a tuna boat.

yup. if she would take it to the car wash, scrub it down with the foam brush and power wash teh stink off it, she might have more luck.

booger
11-14-2010, 12:02 AM
anybody seen Keg? i think he immigrated from them parts.

booger
11-14-2010, 12:03 AM
God damn it. I just ordered pizzas and then read this thread. :Lin:

i hope you told them to hold the sardines

DaFace
11-14-2010, 12:05 AM
Eww.

threebag02
11-14-2010, 02:16 AM
Give her the ole postage stamp treatment. Lick it, stick it, and send it on it's way.

big nasty kcnut
11-14-2010, 03:45 AM
EWWWW! now i'll to watch some lesbian porn to unsee that story.