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Rain Man
11-14-2010, 08:34 PM
We killed them. Please allow me to dissect the game.

The nominal final score: 29 to 49.

Reverse the fluke fumble and touchdown (which by the way Bowe gave up on when he could have made the tackle), and of course we would've taken it in for a touchdown given our momentum: 36 to 42.

Take away the touchdown where the Denver-operated replay "was inoperable": 36 to 35.

Take away the touchdown that was handed to Denver when the replay suddenly "became operable": 36 to 28.

Give us the touchdown on the goal line, because we really should have scored there: 43 to 28.

If not for the above, we wouldn't have had to go for two twice: 45 to 28.

Tebow's stuff doesn't count. Seriously. He's just a marketing gimmick to the religious zealots in the mountains: 43 to 14.

We had that field goal return down for a touchdown except for a fluke tackle: 50 to 14.

There was one series where we had two near-interceptions. I think one of those could have gone to the house: 57 to 14.

Succop makes that field goal 9 times out of 10: 60 to 14.

We got the onside kick. That was a stupid call to take it back, and you know we would've scored: 67 to 14.

10 fluke plays that all went against us for a 73 point swing. If we just get a 50/50 normal luck on those, we win easily. If we'd gotten the same lucky breaks that the Hobbit Tribe got, we would've won by a near-NFL record.

Mr_Tomahawk
11-14-2010, 08:36 PM
oooooooooooooo i get it.

now everything is better.

Shogun
11-14-2010, 08:36 PM
We absolutely destroyed them.

Smed1065
11-14-2010, 08:44 PM
Shrooms?

siberian khatru
11-14-2010, 08:46 PM
This actually was the inflight PowerPoint presentation on the Chiefs' trip home.

gblowfish
11-14-2010, 08:58 PM
And also the Royals will be contending in three years....

Count Alex's Losses
11-14-2010, 09:03 PM
america

fudge yes

memyselfI
11-14-2010, 09:09 PM
This has "repost" on Bronco forums written all over it.

ChiefsSuckBalls
11-14-2010, 10:21 PM
This thread is an instant classic!

Frankie
11-14-2010, 10:46 PM
I think Rain Man has posted this thread either as a joke or in frustration. Either way, technically he is not that far from the truth. I was making the same exact math to my wife towards the end of the game. It was with with tongue in cheek but deep in my heart I was a little bit serious too. We did win the 2nd half btw.

Buehler445
11-14-2010, 10:54 PM
We killed them. Please allow me to dissect the game.

The nominal final score: 29 to 49.

Reverse the fluke fumble and touchdown (which by the way Bowe gave up on when he could have made the tackle), and of course we would've taken it in for a touchdown given our momentum: 36 to 42.

Take away the touchdown where the Denver-operated replay "was inoperable": 36 to 35.

Take away the touchdown that was handed to Denver when the replay suddenly "became operable": 36 to 28.

Give us the touchdown on the goal line, because we really should have scored there: 43 to 28.

If not for the above, we wouldn't have had to go for two twice: 45 to 28.

Tebow's stuff doesn't count. Seriously. He's just a marketing gimmick to the religious zealots in the mountains: 43 to 14.

We had that field goal return down for a touchdown except for a fluke tackle: 50 to 14.

There was one series where we had two near-interceptions. I think one of those could have gone to the house: 57 to 14.

Succop makes that field goal 9 times out of 10: 60 to 14.

We got the onside kick. That was a stupid call to take it back, and you know we would've scored: 67 to 14.

10 fluke plays that all went against us for a 73 point swing. If we just get a 50/50 normal luck on those, we win easily. If we'd gotten the same lucky breaks that the Hobbit Tribe got, we would've won by a near-NFL record.

ROFL

bishop_74
11-14-2010, 10:57 PM
... and yet we still have to face all of the Bronco fans tomorrow. Should be fun.

Shogun
11-14-2010, 11:32 PM
This has "repost" on Bronco forums written all over it.

Good call. They did repost it, and think its serious. lol

Rain Man
11-15-2010, 12:10 AM
Good call. They did repost it, and think its serious. lol

They're examining my thread like a monkey examines a hammer.

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=95069

Three7s
11-15-2010, 03:05 AM
Looks like I don't need drugs to get high anymore, yay!

Buck
11-15-2010, 03:08 AM
We killed them. Please allow me to dissect the game.

The nominal final score: 29 to 49.

Reverse the fluke fumble and touchdown (which by the way Bowe gave up on when he could have made the tackle), and of course we would've taken it in for a touchdown given our momentum: 36 to 42.

Take away the touchdown where the Denver-operated replay "was inoperable": 36 to 35.

Take away the touchdown that was handed to Denver when the replay suddenly "became operable": 36 to 28.

Give us the touchdown on the goal line, because we really should have scored there: 43 to 28.

If not for the above, we wouldn't have had to go for two twice: 45 to 28.

Tebow's stuff doesn't count. Seriously. He's just a marketing gimmick to the religious zealots in the mountains: 43 to 14.

We had that field goal return down for a touchdown except for a fluke tackle: 50 to 14.

There was one series where we had two near-interceptions. I think one of those could have gone to the house: 57 to 14.

Succop makes that field goal 9 times out of 10: 60 to 14.

We got the onside kick. That was a stupid call to take it back, and you know we would've scored: 67 to 14.

10 fluke plays that all went against us for a 73 point swing. If we just get a 50/50 normal luck on those, we win easily. If we'd gotten the same lucky breaks that the Hobbit Tribe got, we would've won by a near-NFL record.

Since you guys kicked a FG right after that, it should have only gone up by 4 there to 47.

Thig Lyfe
11-15-2010, 04:36 AM
If Barbara Cassel hadn't taken a dump 28 years ago, we'd have a different quarterback.

Fritz88
11-15-2010, 07:40 AM
Rain Mann one of my top CP members.
ROFL that made my day.
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kc rush
11-15-2010, 08:04 AM
Knowmo's got nothing on RM. Thanks for the chuckle.

Garcia Bronco
11-15-2010, 08:07 AM
Gee guys. I don't know. We played prevent the entire second half.

patteeu
11-15-2010, 08:16 AM
They're examining my thread like a monkey examines a hammer.

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=95069

ROFL

HotRoute
11-15-2010, 08:25 AM
Succop makes that field goal 9 times out of 10: 60 to 14.

Not this year, he has struggled alot so far

smittysbar
11-15-2010, 08:55 AM
Awesome!!!!!!!

JTagg7754
11-15-2010, 09:54 AM
We killed them. Please allow me to dissect the game.

The nominal final score: 29 to 49.

Reverse the fluke fumble and touchdown (which by the way Bowe gave up on when he could have made the tackle), and of course we would've taken it in for a touchdown given our momentum: 36 to 42.

Take away the touchdown where the Denver-operated replay "was inoperable": 36 to 35.

Take away the touchdown that was handed to Denver when the replay suddenly "became operable": 36 to 28.

Give us the touchdown on the goal line, because we really should have scored there: 43 to 28.

If not for the above, we wouldn't have had to go for two twice: 45 to 28.

Tebow's stuff doesn't count. Seriously. He's just a marketing gimmick to the religious zealots in the mountains: 43 to 14.

We had that field goal return down for a touchdown except for a fluke tackle: 50 to 14.

There was one series where we had two near-interceptions. I think one of those could have gone to the house: 57 to 14.

Succop makes that field goal 9 times out of 10: 60 to 14.

We got the onside kick. That was a stupid call to take it back, and you know we would've scored: 67 to 14.

10 fluke plays that all went against us for a 73 point swing. If we just get a 50/50 normal luck on those, we win easily. If we'd gotten the same lucky breaks that the Hobbit Tribe got, we would've won by a near-NFL record.

...................................... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

There is absolutely no way this is a serious thread..... well I didn't forget where I was posting so there's a very good possibility it is..