PDA

View Full Version : ChiefsPlanet Why is Mr. Flopnuts banned?


Pages : 1 [2]

Bane
11-15-2010, 12:21 AM
It's really not any disrespect to our leadership. It's the lack of respect by a pack of trolls that are being allowed to come in here and post whatever they want. **** that, and **** them.

Basically it's like anything else anymore.The new customers get all the breaks,while the locals get it broken off in them.

DaneMcCloud
11-15-2010, 12:23 AM
It's really not any disrespect to our leadership. It's the lack of respect by a pack of trolls that are being allowed to come in here and post whatever they want. Fuck that, and fuck them.

No, it's really about the Moderators.

There is so much fucking bullshit that happens here on a daily basis that is either overlooked or in a weird way, approved of because there it no action by the mods.

Look at posts by people like Buster Hymen and any of the numerous posts made by members that threaten others, expose identities and so forth.

It's fucking horseshit.

Get it together or say fuck it all.

There should be NO in between.

FAX
11-15-2010, 12:25 AM
If I'm not mistaken, though, Mr. Bob Dole eventually did some ban-damage in that thread. So, prop things to him for that.

I'm telling you, though. As we improve as a team, it's going to get worse. Far worse. We must be prepared to attack all enemy fans without remorse or pity. It's the only course of action open to us at this point. And that, by the way, includes Charger fans.

FAX

FAX
11-15-2010, 12:26 AM
Just make a list of all the people you don't like Mr. DaneMcCloud and we'll put a curse on them. Simple.

FAX

Reaper16
11-15-2010, 12:26 AM
If I'm not mistaken, though, Mr. Bob Dole eventually did some ban-damage in that thread. So, prop things to him for that.

I'm telling you, though. As we improve as a team, it's going to get worse. Far worse. We must be prepared to attack all enemy fans without remorse or pity. It's the only course of action open to us at this point. And that, by the way, includes Charger fans.

FAX
Tell that to Morphius, who wants us to hold the hands of our enemies, gently stroke their back hair, massage their scrotums, and pay for their childrens' therapy.

DaneMcCloud
11-15-2010, 12:27 AM
I'm telling you, though. As we improve as a team, it's going to get worse. Far worse.

FAX

Fortunately, we won't have to deal with these types of attacks for quite a few years.

:D

AcesCasino
11-15-2010, 12:30 AM
Holy MOLY...One a$$-kicking, and it's already time for "circle the wagons, it's gonna get worse, protect the fort at all costs..." hehe....

Bill Parcells
11-15-2010, 12:32 AM
No, it's really about the Moderators.

There is so much ****ing bullshit that happens here on a daily basis that is either overlooked or in a weird way, approved of because there it no action by the mods.

Look at posts by people like Buster Hymen and any of the numerous posts made by members that threaten others, expose identities and so forth.

It's ****ing horseshit.

Get it together or say **** it all.

There should be NO in between.

Being a Mod is a thankless job. they can't be everywhere, all the time 24/7. and if this place was over moderated it would suck balls. thats what makes this place so fucking unique. I saw Kyle getting personally attacked in a thread last month. now if he was an egomaniacal narcassist (like most board administrators) he would have just banned the poster. but he didnt.

FAX
11-15-2010, 12:34 AM
Tell that to Morphius, who wants us to hold the hands of our enemies, gently stroke their back hair, massage their scrotums, and pay for their childrens' therapy.

ROFL

I'm sure that's what Mr. morphius wants.

Seriously, though ... I once knew this old Cherokee woman with whom I would, from time to time, consult on matters concerning life and things of that nature. She was a kind of seer or shaman (shawoman?) type person who could, among other amazing talents, cure a person's warts by hanging a frog from a tree.

Anyhow, she taught me how to place a curse on any person of my choosing. I rarely use the skill as it is quite horrific what a curse can do and all. However, since Mr. DaneMcCloud is apparently having so many issues with so many posters which is, in turn, damaging his calm, it may well be time to un-cork the ol' curserooski and let a few of these guys have it with both ethereal barrels.

In a way, I hate to resort to such extremes. But, these are difficult times which may well require radical measures.

FAX

DaneMcCloud
11-15-2010, 12:35 AM
Being a Mod is a thankless job. they can't be everywhere, all the time 24/7. and if this place was over moderated it would suck balls. thats what makes this place so fucking unique. I saw Kyle getting personally attacked in a thread last month. now if he was an egomaniacal narcassist (like most board administrators) he would have just banned the poster. but he didnt.

You just contradicted yourself.

Flop went off on a dopey troll. His banning was premature and fucking dumb.

Furthermore, Kyle's a pimp and knows it. He doesn't have time to get involved in petty CP nonsense and is better for it.

What happened with Morph is was long overdue. He casually moderates and while I'm sure he's a good dude, he has NO business moderating CP in 2010.

No offense to Morph personally.

Bane
11-15-2010, 12:38 AM
What fucks me up is that his infraction said that he threatened another member.I don't remember Flopnuts saying that he would sodomize anyone or that he would have someone sodomize anyone.He clearly said that he hopes a certain act would happen.That's not threatening another member by any means IMO and therefore the "ban" was bullshit and uncalled for in the first place.

FAX
11-15-2010, 12:39 AM
Actually, when Mr. morphius was more ... visible ... you know, around more ... he was an excellent moderator. Light handed, as to be expected, but fair.

Crazy, of course. Wacky as hell, actually. Scary, dangerous and unpredictable. Could go off at any moment for reasons both unknown and ultimately unknowable. But a good mod.

FAX

DaneMcCloud
11-15-2010, 12:42 AM
All I know is that it's Bros before Ho's.

And FUCK the Raiders and Broncos.

FAX
11-15-2010, 12:44 AM
All I know is that it's Bros before Ho's.

And **** the Raiders and Broncos.

In this, we are simpatico, Mr. DaneMcCloud.

And Chargers, too.

FAX

teedubya
11-15-2010, 12:49 AM
In all due respect, Mr. FAX... Buck has donated money to CP, thus making him a valuable member of CP society.

So, he has every right to bitch, IMO. Also, I think I may call Homeland Security on you FAX. Shawomen are serious business.

Bill Parcells
11-15-2010, 12:50 AM
You just contradicted yourself.

Flop went off on a dopey troll. His banning was premature and ****ing dumb.

Furthermore, Kyle's a pimp and knows it. He doesn't have time to get involved in petty CP nonsense and is better for it.

What happened with Morph is was long overdue. He casually moderates and while I'm sure he's a good dude, he has NO business moderating CP in 2010.

No offense to Morph personally.

Oh wait, I should have mentioned that. I agree about flopnuts. he should have never been banned. but you were crying about moderation here in general. reread your post ;)

DaneMcCloud
11-15-2010, 12:56 AM
but you were crying about moderation here in general. reread your post ;)


Crying? LMAO

You were "crying" about Rex Ryan. I'd say that didn't work out too well.

:D

FTR, I'm not a fan of the moderation around here.

When it becomes a real problem, I'll leave.

teedubya
11-15-2010, 12:58 AM
Crying? LMAO

You were "crying" about Rex Ryan. I'd say that didn't work out too well.

:D

FTR, I'm not a fan of the moderation around here. When it becomes a real problem, I'll leave.

When the great migration to DanePlanet.com happens, let me know. I will be there, and be on my best non-troll behavior.

Bill Parcells
11-15-2010, 01:05 AM
Crying? LMAO

You were "crying" about Rex Ryan. I'd say that didn't work out too well.

:D

FTR, I'm not a fan of the moderation around here.

When it becomes a real problem, I'll leave.

LOL! I'm known as a Rex hater because of his mouth and asinine antics. o:-)

And they were 8-3 2 years ago and had a swoon. I'll believe it when I see it. and I'm a pessimist. you're a Chiefs fan, you should know all about being a pessimist..lol

Dane, you have no idea how unique this place is. no idea.

DaneMcCloud
11-15-2010, 01:11 AM
Dane, you have no idea how unique this place is. no idea.

No, surprisingly, I do. And I greatly appreciate this forum.

I just think that Morph doesn't spend enough time here and therefore, shouldn't be a Mod.

It's certainly not an indictment of him or his character or anything of the like. And while I'd like to see a little tighter moderation happen, especially of those that are truly obnoxious and hateful, Ffvb has helped to make my 'Planet experience MUCH better (as has hiding the DC, entirely).

This place ROCKS. But banning Flop for insulting a troll, does not.

Silock
11-15-2010, 01:52 AM
The funny thing is that if the board was limited to Chiefs fans, not only would I not get to have an opinion

I'm trying to find a downside here . . . ;)

Silock
11-15-2010, 01:54 AM
When it becomes a real problem, I'll leave.

Now, that's what I call INCENTIVE! ;)

Rudy lost the toss
11-15-2010, 04:27 AM
Almost 300 posts about mods. CP is a nerd board

Pushead2
11-15-2010, 04:49 AM
fuck, this place needs a revolution with the mods.

Simply Red
11-15-2010, 05:48 AM
http://i53.tinypic.com/104kym1.gif

Simply Red
11-15-2010, 05:49 AM
you can't hold him down, he'll be back ASAP. He's too dope to leave forever. BTW, that was against a Raider's fan, no?:spock:

Simply Red
11-15-2010, 05:54 AM
Flops for MOD!!!!!!

http://tinyurl.com/6qfgyt

Simply Red
11-15-2010, 05:57 AM
this may've been a political move, Morph is cool, but very conservative, i've noticed over the yrs.http://i52.tinypic.com/wlzjop.jpg

Bane
11-15-2010, 06:09 AM
you can't hold him down, he'll be back ASAP. He's too dope to leave forever. BTW, that was against a Raider's fan, no?:spock:

He was only banned for like 20 min.ROFL

FAX
11-15-2010, 06:12 AM
He was only banned for like 20 min.ROFL

Yes. But those were the most meaningful 20 minutes of his posting career. He's now 0 and 1 in the third quarter of the season.

We'll just have to wait and see how he bounces back from this.

FAX

Inspector
11-15-2010, 06:19 AM
This one time when I was a kid, I went to banned camp.

Bill Parcells
11-15-2010, 06:19 AM
Yes. But those were the most meaningful 20 minutes of his posting career. He's now 0 and 1 in the third quarter of the season.

We'll just have to wait and see how he bounces back from this.

FAX

ROFL

58-4ever
11-15-2010, 06:22 AM
Maybe people from Seattle shouldn't have such a gloomy outlook on life.

bevischief
11-15-2010, 06:35 AM
this may've been a political move, Morph is cool, but very conservative, i've noticed over the yrs.http://i52.tinypic.com/wlzjop.jpg

ROFL

JD10367
11-15-2010, 06:47 AM
Collateral damage in the wake of a humiliating loss?

Hi.

-1.

Change that fucking screenname. It's too close to mine.

Bye.

FAX
11-15-2010, 06:47 AM
I thought that was you.

That's not you?

FAX

dirk digler
11-15-2010, 06:55 AM
Answers in reverse order...

#2 DC is its own scary world... that is why it is separate


Ok so what standard applies to the other sub forums? :) I may get in huge argument in the Media Center and tell someone I hope their kids get sodomized. But if I say that in DC that is cool?

Seriously though you see how silly that is? Why don't we have just 1 standard across the entire board?

Dayze
11-15-2010, 07:42 AM
I receieved and infraction as well from Mr. Morphius for wishing a prision style shower scene upon our new Radier troll; and the person doing the 'servicing' was named Curtis Bowen.

mikeyis4dcats.
11-15-2010, 07:50 AM
Why wouldn't I? He didn't deserve to be banned, Morphius is just a dick.

+1

little fucking infraction Nazi.

Bane
11-15-2010, 07:54 AM
Ok so what standard applies to the other sub forums? :) I may get in huge argument in the Media Center and tell someone I hope their kids get sodomized. But if I say that in DC that is cool?

Seriously though you see how silly that is? Why don't we have just 1 standard across the entire board?

DC is like that crazy uncle that visits.Everyone knows he's there but not everyone wants to sit and talk to him.No one want's to moderate that mess over there.

morphius
11-15-2010, 07:57 AM
Being a Mod is a thankless job. they can't be everywhere, all the time 24/7. and if this place was over moderated it would suck balls. thats what makes this place so fucking unique. I saw Kyle getting personally attacked in a thread last month. now if he was an egomaniacal narcassist (like most board administrators) he would have just banned the poster. but he didnt.
Who was it, and where is the post? Seems I have left some chances to ban people on the table and I have some catching up to do, lol.

I'm also around a lot more than I post.

Sofa King
11-15-2010, 08:06 AM
I really have nothing to add here. I just wanted to say that i read this whole thread. Again, i want to stress, i have nothing to add here.

Bane
11-15-2010, 08:06 AM
I really have nothing to add here. I just wanted to say that i read this whole thread. Again, i want to stress, i have nothing to add here.

THEN GTFO!!!!!ROFL

dirk digler
11-15-2010, 08:08 AM
DC is like that crazy uncle that visits.Everyone knows he's there but not everyone wants to sit and talk to him.No one want's to moderate that mess over there.

I know what DC is I post in there alot. But it is still stupid to have a different rules for different parts of the board. I don't think that is asking to much.

Bane
11-15-2010, 08:09 AM
I know what DC is I post in there alot. But it is still stupid to have a different rules for different parts of the board. I don't think that is asking to much.

Then you,better than most,should understand why no one wants to fuck with that mess.

dirk digler
11-15-2010, 08:13 AM
Then you,better than most,should understand why no one wants to fuck with that mess.

There is nothing to deal with as long as people use the report a post feature then it should be handled accordingly. I am not asking for a babysitter.

Mr. Flopnuts
11-15-2010, 08:14 AM
Maybe this was obesity discrimination, guys, did you ever think of that? What if I'd said "by a slim, and physically fit 210lb man"?

Bane
11-15-2010, 08:17 AM
There is nothing to deal with as long as people use the report a post feature then it should be handled accordingly. I am not asking for a babysitter.

Then why bring up the differences in MOD interference?

Frazod
11-15-2010, 08:20 AM
ChiefsPlanet under Morphius: where Flopnuts gets banned but Vailpass and Mad Crapper can say whatever they want to.

Leadership!

NO SHIT. This is like throwing a guy in jail for doing 45 in a 30, when in the past you've just shaken your head sadly while pyromaniacs throw bombs through windows.

dirk digler
11-15-2010, 08:24 AM
Then why bring up the differences in MOD interference?

This has nothing to do with Mod interference it is about having the same set of rules.

For example...If I tell you that I wish your child to be sodomized in the Lounge and say the same thing in DC why is one banned and the other won't be?

Bane
11-15-2010, 08:25 AM
Maybe this was obesity discrimination, guys, did you ever think of that? What if I'd said "by a slim, and physically fit 210lb man"?

:mad:

Simply Red
11-15-2010, 08:25 AM
He was only banned for like 20 min.ROFL

Oh.

Bane
11-15-2010, 08:27 AM
This has nothing to do with Mod interference it is about having the same set of rules.

For example...If I tell you that I wish your child to be sodomized in the Lounge and say the same thing in DC why is one banned and the other won't be?

Why is either one an issue?Your're still not threatening me.You're making a idiotic statement yes,but it is no threat IMO.

Answer.They don't give a fuck what is said over there.That's why its separate and has been discussed at length 10,000 times.

Bane
11-15-2010, 08:28 AM
Oh.

Yeah.Morph banned him then Austin Chief lifted it like 20 min or so later,but said if Morph wanted it reinstated that was fine.:spock::spock::spock: WTFE!

3rd grade school yard BULLSHIT.

morphius
11-15-2010, 08:30 AM
Yeah.Morph banned him then Austin Chief lifted it like 20 min or so later,but said if Morph wanted it reinstated that was fine.:spock::spock::spock: WTFE!

3rd grade school yard BULLSHIT.
I'd also posted in the moderators forum that I was okay with someone over ruling what I had done if they saw fit.

Mr. Flopnuts
11-15-2010, 08:32 AM
I'd also posted in the moderators forum that I was okay with someone over ruling what I had done if they saw fit.

You're taking way too much of the brunt end of this, dude. :(

Had you singled me out, it'd be one thing. I know you didn't.

Bane
11-15-2010, 08:32 AM
I'd also posted in the moderators forum that I was okay with someone over ruling what I had done if they saw fit.

Do what you gotta do patna.He still didn't threaten another member as your infraction insinuated.It would be like saying I "hope" Pile High falls down on Donk nation. Blanket statement,yes,threat HELL NO.

Frazod
11-15-2010, 08:33 AM
This has nothing to do with Mod interference it is about having the same set of rules.

For example...If I tell you that I wish your child to be sodomized in the Lounge and say the same thing in DC why is one banned and the other won't be?

At least there's a toilet to contain the shit, which, given the random-at-best moderation of this place, is seemingly the best we can hope for.

Simply Red
11-15-2010, 08:37 AM
I would the whole thing, Mr. Flopnuts.

Mr. Flopnuts
11-15-2010, 08:38 AM
I would the whole thing, Mr. Flopnuts.

I've lost a lot of weight. You'd probably gag. :fire:

Brock
11-15-2010, 08:38 AM
Wow. That's ridiculous. ROFL

Simply Red
11-15-2010, 08:39 AM
I need that cushion, tho... :(

Bob Dole
11-15-2010, 08:39 AM
NO SHIT. This is like throwing a guy in jail for doing 45 in a 30, when in the past you've just shaken your head sadly while pyromaniacs throw bombs through windows.

That only happens when appliances get shot.

Bob Dole
11-15-2010, 08:43 AM
I know what DC is I post in there alot. But it is still stupid to have a different rules for different parts of the board. I don't think that is asking to much.

That's one of the reasons there ARE "different parts of the board".

DC is the CP equivalent of most site's "flame war" forum, and always has been.

dirk digler
11-15-2010, 08:46 AM
That's one of the reasons there ARE "different parts of the board".

DC is the CP equivalent of most site's "flame war" forum, and always has been.

I understand that so maybe I am not asking the right question. In DC where when does a post cross the line? That is what I am trying to get at.

KCHawg
11-15-2010, 08:50 AM
NTTIAWWT (unless you're a Raider fan)

That's just a Friday night in cell block 6!

JTagg7754
11-15-2010, 08:52 AM
He wanted me to ask from Facebook... any idea?

Easy, b/c he's a fucking tool.

EDIT: Next one that should be up: Pawnmower!!

Brock
11-15-2010, 08:53 AM
Easy, b/c he's a fucking tool.

EDIT: Next one that should be up: Pawnmower!!

Shoot yourself in the face.

Bane
11-15-2010, 08:54 AM
I understand that so maybe I am not asking the right question. In DC where when does a post cross the line? That is what I am trying to get at.

Its politics.Everything is fair game or it's all bullshit.

Mr. Flopnuts
11-15-2010, 08:54 AM
You know what I absolutely LOVE about this site? Loose moderation. Turn your profanity filters on, and wipe the sand out of your giners. It's text on a screen. Quit freaking out over the worthless opinions of people you don't personally know. Laugh like the rest of us do. It's really pretty simple.

Bane
11-15-2010, 08:55 AM
Easy, b/c he's a ****ing tool.

EDIT: Next one that should be up: Pawnmower!!

STFU

Mr. Flopnuts
11-15-2010, 08:55 AM
Easy, b/c he's a fucking tool.

EDIT: Next one that should be up: Pawnmower!!

I hope your kids are sodomized by a 400lb man.

Bane
11-15-2010, 08:56 AM
I hope your kids are sodomized by 500 400lb men.

fyp

Frazod
11-15-2010, 08:57 AM
That only happens when appliances get shot.

Nice deflection.

:shake:

Bob Dole
11-15-2010, 08:57 AM
I understand that so maybe I am not asking the right question. In DC where when does a post cross the line? That is what I am trying to get at.

Most importantly, it's going to have to be reported by more than one thin-skinned person (and a cabal of like-minded users whining about some opposing view counts as one person0.

And it's probably going to have to involve some sort of threat.

JTagg7754
11-15-2010, 08:58 AM
Shoot yourself in the face.

Still bitter about being in 2nd place? I would be too since this team gave you false hope, I TOLD YOU to better prepare you for it but nooooo, Brock is too busy giving people 3rd grade insults to pay attention to the people that actually know what they're talking about.

I wouldn't be shocked if you guys finish under .500.

Brock
11-15-2010, 08:59 AM
Still bitter about being in 2nd place? I would be too since this team gave you false hope, I TOLD YOU to better prepare you for it but nooooo, Brock is too busy giving people 3rd grade insults to pay attention to the people that actually know what they're talking about.

I wouldn't be shocked if you guys finish under .500.

This isn't about your football team. I would seriously like for you to commit suicide.

JTagg7754
11-15-2010, 09:00 AM
I hope your kids are sodomized by a 400lb man.

You said this to someone last night. I guess you haven't learned any new great, terrific, classless insults since you've been banned now have you? I would expect this from someone of your intelligence..... and a fan of a team that just got their fucking asses HANDED to them by a team we absolutely fucking MURDERED after beating your shitty overrated team.

2nd place doesn't feel too good?

DaFace
11-15-2010, 09:01 AM
Geez...you guys are a bunch of whiney sons of bitches. Here are a few of my thoughts though, just because I'm a nice guy. In no particular order...

*Infractions are designed so that a consensus opinion can get someone banned, but not so that we have 50 mini-mods running around this place. Therefore, it's fine and dandy to give someone an infraction or two for being a douche, but five in a row is frowned upon unless it's someone spamming the whole board, posting porn, or that type of thing. The idea is that, if multiple people feel that a poster is over the line, the ban should happen.

*The idea that mods around here don't do anything is laughable. Just because we aren't attention whores about it doesn't mean we aren't doing things in the background. There have been about a dozen accounts banned in the past two weeks as an easy example.

*I'll probably start turning off new registrations on gamedays, but we're never going to be a forum where trolls are banned on sight. For one, they're usually more entertaining than they are annoying. And for two, we occasionally get a regular out of the trolls. I'd hate to see us become the Orange Mane where we get rid of opposing fans for talking a little smack. That said, if they're gonna do it, they need to be on board before gameday.

*Permabans (and IP bans) don't work. Period. A vast majority of people are on dynamic IP's, so all they have to do is wait a bit to get back in. You really have the choice of doing temp bans and knowing who people are or doing permabans and getting to hunt them down the next time they come around.

*Most of the time, the mods take a strict interpretation of the "bannable offenses (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/faq.php?faq=bannable)" around here. If something happens that is specifically against the rules (even in DC) report it. The problem is that people tend to overstate how close things are to a bannable offense (especially in DC). Dane, you for example are probably reported more than any other member on here. If we didn't take a strict interpretation, you would have been banned long ago.

*DC is not "actively" moderated, in the sense that none of the mods regularly read threads in DC just for fun. If something's against the rules, report it. If it's not, don't bother. ChiefsPlanet isn't a political forum. If you want to talk politics on a forum that's moderated heavily, you should probably look elsewhere.

*Being a mod is a thankless job. I've considered stepping down no fewer than five times, and my guess is that none of you would even have a clue about why. It's basically the equivalent of hanging out at your favorite bar when the owner suddenly decides that it's your job to keep all your friends in line. It sucks.

*If you all ever wonder why htismaqe isn't around any more, a thread like this was the beginning of the end.

*I'll keep my opinions about the Flopnuts banning to myself. I can see both sides of the coin. I definitely lean toward one of those sides, but I've found that this mod thing is much less obnoxious if you don't get into a battle of trying to defend your position. There are too many people around here to keep everyone happy.

OK, I'm done for now. Go grab a binky and stop your bitching.

Bane
11-15-2010, 09:01 AM
You said this to someone last night. I guess you haven't learned any new great, terrific, classless insults since you've been banned now have you? I would expect this from someone of your intelligence..... and a fan of a team that just got their ****ing asses HANDED to them by a team we absolutely ****ing MURDERED after beating your shitty overrated team.

2nd place doesn't feel too good?

Live it up while you can.It won't last long.

Mr. Flopnuts
11-15-2010, 09:02 AM
You said this to someone last night. I guess you haven't learned any new great, terrific, classless insults since you've been banned now have you? I would expect this from someone of your intelligence..... and a fan of a team that just got their fucking asses HANDED to them by a team we absolutely fucking MURDERED after beating your shitty overrated team.

2nd place doesn't feel too good?

Your team won't win the division, nor make the playoffs, and you'll be long gone before I have the chance to remind you that you heard it here first. May Al Davis live to 160.

JTagg7754
11-15-2010, 09:03 AM
This isn't about your football team. I would seriously like for you to commit suicide.

Of course you don't want to talk football. I'll embarrass you even more by telling you more about your team than you know of.

But since you want to go that route, I seriously hope your child get AIDS by being raped by a Grizzly bear, then raped even more by the Woodland Critters, only to have a pack of wild boards gnawing on it til it barely contains any life only to crawl to my doorstep where I will proceed to shit all over it and then throw it in the microwave to see how long it takes before it blows up then take all of it's little pieces and feed it to all the fish in the local reservoir.

dirk digler
11-15-2010, 09:04 AM
Most importantly, it's going to have to be reported by more than one thin-skinned person (and a cabal of like-minded users whining about some opposing view counts as one person0.

And it's probably going to have to involve some sort of threat.

Cool that is all I wanted to know. Thanks.

Brock
11-15-2010, 09:05 AM
Of course you don't want to talk football. I'll embarrass you even more by telling you more about your team than you know of.

But since you want to go that route, I seriously hope your child get AIDS by being raped by a Grizzly bear, then raped even more by the Woodland Critters, only to have a pack of wild boards gnawing on it til it barely contains any life only to crawl to my doorstep where I will proceed to shit all over it and then throw it in the microwave to see how long it takes before it blows up then take all of it's little pieces and feed it to all the fish in the local reservoir.

ROFL

JTagg7754
11-15-2010, 09:05 AM
Geez...you guys are a bunch of whiney sons of bitches. Here are a few of my thoughts though, just because I'm a nice guy. In no particular order...

Infractions are designed so that a consensus opinion can get someone banned, but not so that we have 50 mini-mods running around this place. Therefore, it's fine and dandy to give someone an infraction or two for being a douche, but five in a row is frowned upon unless it's someone spamming the whole board, posting porn, or that type of thing. The idea is that, if multiple people feel that a poster is over the line, the ban should happen.

The idea that mods around here don't do anything is laughable. Just because we aren't attention whores about it doesn't mean we aren't doing things in the background. There have been about a dozen accounts banned in the past two weeks as an easy example.

I'll probably start turning off new registrations on gamedays, but we're never going to be a forum where trolls are banned on site. For one, they're usually more entertaining than they are annoying. And for two, we occasionally get a regular out of the trolls. I'd hate to see us become the Orange Mane where we get rid of opposing fans for talking a little smack. That said, if they're gonna do it, they need to be on board before gameday.

Permabans (and IP bans) don't work. Period. A vast majority of people are on dynamic IP's, so all they have to do is wait a bit to get back in. You really have the choice of doing temp bans and knowing who people are or doing permabans and getting to hunt them down the next time they come around.

Most of the time, the mods take a strict interpretation of the "[U"]bannable offenses[/URL]" around here. If something happens that is specifically against the rules (even in DC) report it. The problem is that people tend to overstate how close things are to a bannable offense (especially in DC). Dane, you for example are probably reported more than any other member on here. If we didn't take a strict interpretation, you would have been banned long ago.

DC is not "actively" moderated, in the sense that none of the mods regularly read threads in DC just for fun. If something's against the rules, report it. If it's not, don't bother. ChiefsPlanet isn't a political forum. If you want to talk politics on a forum that's moderated heavily, you should probably look elsewhere.

Being a mod is a thankless job. I've considered stepping down no fewer than five times, and my guess is that none of you would even have a clue about why. It's basically the equivalent of hanging out at your favorite bar when the owner suddenly decides that it's your job to keep all your friends in line. It sucks.

If you all ever wonder why htismaqe isn't around any more, a thread like this was the beginning of the end.

I'll keep my opinions about the Flopnuts banning to myself. I can see both sides of the coin. I definitely lean toward one of those sides, but I've found that this mod thing is much less obnoxious if you don't get into a battle of trying to defend your position. There are too many people around here to keep everyone happy.

OK, I'm done for now. Go grab a binky and stop your bitching.


Are you a MOD??? Can you change my account around so I can use a custom avatar, post links and pics, use a sig, send people PMs and all that jazz???

Coffey said he wasn't high enough up on the MOD chain to do these things and I have no damn clue who the MODs are here.

I even had to edit this b/c of the link you posted. For some reason it has not changed.

Mr. Flopnuts
11-15-2010, 09:06 AM
Of course you don't want to talk football. I'll embarrass you even more by telling you more about your team than you know of.

But since you want to go that route, I seriously hope your child get AIDS by being raped by a Grizzly bear, then raped even more by the Woodland Critters, only to have a pack of wild boards gnawing on it til it barely contains any life only to crawl to my doorstep where I will proceed to shit all over it and then throw it in the microwave to see how long it takes before it blows up then take all of it's little pieces and feed it to all the fish in the local reservoir.

LMAO I have no doubt that you got your shit pushed in repeatedly while you were in prison.

JTagg7754
11-15-2010, 09:07 AM
Your team won't win the division, nor make the playoffs, and you'll be long gone before I have the chance to remind you that you heard it here first. May Al Davis live to 160.

This is why you're retarded. Where did I say they'd make the playoffs?? Where did I say they'd win the division?

I didn't need to hear from you first b/c I have already said the Chargers will win the division for weeks now.

Boy you're fucking stupid.

Mr. Flopnuts
11-15-2010, 09:07 AM
Are you a MOD??? Can you change my account around so I can use a custom avatar, post links and pics, use a sig, send people PMs and all that jazz???

Coffey said he wasn't high enough up on the MOD chain to do these things and I have no damn clue who the MODs are here.

I even had to edit this b/c of the link you posted. For some reason it has not changed.

You don't need a goatse picture for an avatar, freak. Deal with what you have.

ClevelandBronco
11-15-2010, 09:07 AM
You know what I absolutely LOVE about this site? Loose moderation. Turn your profanity filters on, and wipe the sand out of your giners. It's text on a screen. Quit freaking out over the worthless opinions of people you don't personally know. Laugh like the rest of us do. It's really pretty simple.

Hell, yes. It's a desert. Carry your own fucking water.

Mr. Flopnuts
11-15-2010, 09:08 AM
This is why you're retarded. Where did I say they'd make the playoffs?? Where did I say they'd win the division?

I didn't need to hear from you first b/c I have already said the Chargers will win the division for weeks now.

Boy you're fucking stupid.

11-30 bitch.

JTagg7754
11-15-2010, 09:08 AM
LMAO I have no doubt that you got your shit pushed in repeatedly while you were in prison.

The same way you pushed your mom and sister's shit in? Tell me, did you have Def Leppard playing while you did it? I bet you did and I bet you could feel your mullet scraping the middle of your back while you did it also. Isn't that right, Jed?

Bane
11-15-2010, 09:08 AM
LMAO I have no doubt that you got your shit pushed in repeatedly while you were in prison.

And he undoubtedly loved it.

Brock
11-15-2010, 09:09 AM
I even had to edit this b/c of the link you posted. For some reason it has not changed.

It's because you're a douche.

JTagg7754
11-15-2010, 09:09 AM
11-30 bitch.

What is this a reference to?

JTagg7754
11-15-2010, 09:10 AM
And he undoubtedly loved it.

Like you loved the ass kicking you just got by one of the worse teams in the league? So much you have to remind everyone of it in your avatar?

You're a fucking genius!!

ClevelandBronco
11-15-2010, 09:18 AM
...*I'll probably start turning off new registrations on gamedays, but we're never going to be a forum where trolls are banned on sight. For one, they're usually more entertaining than they are annoying. And for two, we occasionally get a regular out of the trolls. I'd hate to see us become the Orange Mane where we get rid of opposing fans for talking a little smack. That said, if they're gonna do it, they need to be on board before gameday...

stop your bitching.

As a member of the opposition minority, I appreciate this attitude. I came here initially to raise a little hell and I got hooked on the culture of the place. I might have been banned from a more heavily moderated board, and so would have remained a stranger to the homicidal/suicidal possibilities of antifreeze and AIDS trees.

Stop your bitching indeed.

And ****ing grow a pair, Dirk.

Bane
11-15-2010, 09:20 AM
Like you loved the ass kicking you just got by one of the worse teams in the league? So much you have to remind everyone of it in your avatar?

You're a ****ing genius!!

Like I said,live it up motherfucker,it wont last long.

ClevelandBronco
11-15-2010, 09:20 AM
You said this to someone last night. I guess you haven't learned any new great, terrific, classless insults since you've been banned now have you?...

Hey, dummy. That insult will forever be a part of the culture here now.

vailpass
11-15-2010, 09:26 AM
Of course you don't want to talk football. I'll embarrass you even more by telling you more about your team than you know of.

But since you want to go that route, I seriously hope your child get AIDS by being raped by a Grizzly bear, then raped even more by the Woodland Critters, only to have a pack of wild boards gnawing on it til it barely contains any life only to crawl to my doorstep where I will proceed to shit all over it and then throw it in the microwave to see how long it takes before it blows up then take all of it's little pieces and feed it to all the fish in the local reservoir.

Amazing you can speak such a long sentence with all that semen in your mouth.

JTagg7754
11-15-2010, 09:27 AM
Like I said,live it up motherfucker,it wont last long.

Like I said, I know it won't so I'm gonna enjoy it while I can. If only you could've beat Denver........... hahahahahahaha... or at least gave them a fucking game. I could see it now in here:

"Fucking Donkeys suck I bet Charles would go off for 200 yards if he could get his dick out of my mouth"

"Brandon Flowers is the best CB in the league. He'll shut down Gaffney. Nevermind a rookie for the Raiders got over 100 yards on him or Roscoe Parrish and the badass WR he is also lit him up, he's TEH BETZ in Da lEEgue!!1!!1"

The idiots here amaze me. You guys should be subjected to letting science use your bodies for research purposes.

JTagg7754
11-15-2010, 09:27 AM
Amazing you can speak such a long sentence with all that semen in your mouth.

................. that was terrible. Good try though!!! You're getting there!! Good luck!!

Buck
11-15-2010, 09:28 AM
The same way you pushed your mom and sister's shit in? Tell me, did you have Def Leppard playing while you did it? I bet you did and I bet you could feel your mullet scraping the middle of your back while you did it also. Isn't that right, Jed?

That's a verbal attack on Flopnuts' family. Ban this P.O.S.

dirk digler
11-15-2010, 09:30 AM
As a member of the opposition minority, I appreciate this attitude. I came here initially to raise a little hell and I got hooked on the culture of the place. I might have been banned from a more heavily moderated board, and so would have remained a stranger to the homicidal/suicidal possibilities of antifreeze and AIDS trees.

Stop your bitching indeed.

And ****ing grow a pair, Dirk.

Kill yourself with a crossbow

burt
11-15-2010, 09:30 AM
Amazing you can speak such a long sentence with all that semen in your mouth.

Not to mention the mess on his/her/it's keyboard!

In all seriousness, this is much ado about nothing. FTR, Morph, Dane, D2112, Buck DFace, and Fax all rock for different reasons. Know this and try, just try to coexist!

I miss skip, and now have a big ol' mancrush on Bugeater and will now cyberstalk him!

Bane
11-15-2010, 09:31 AM
Like I said, I know it won't so I'm gonna enjoy it while I can. If only you could've beat Denver........... hahahahahahaha... or at least gave them a ****ing game. I could see it now in here:

"****ing Donkeys suck I bet Charles would go off for 200 yards if he could get his dick out of my mouth"

"Brandon Flowers is the best CB in the league. He'll shut down Gaffney. Nevermind a rookie for the Raiders got over 100 yards on him or Roscoe Parrish and the badass WR he is also lit him up, he's TEH BETZ in Da lEEgue!!1!!1"

The idiots here amaze me. You guys should be subjected to letting science use your bodies for research purposes.

You had to copy and paste that didn't you?ROFL

vailpass
11-15-2010, 09:32 AM
That's a verbal attack on Flopnuts' family. Ban this P.O.S.

Yep.

burt
11-15-2010, 09:33 AM
The idiots here amaze me.

Then go pester a better class of idiots.....

Bane
11-15-2010, 09:34 AM
Kill yourself with a crossbow

GODDAMN! That would hurt like a motherfucker!Broad heads or field point?

ClevelandBronco
11-15-2010, 09:36 AM
Kill yourself with a crossbow

You're not there yet. Keep working on it.

JTagg7754
11-15-2010, 09:37 AM
That's a verbal attack on Flopnuts' family. Ban this P.O.S.

Oh I'm sorry, I didn't see your pussy crying over this post:

I hope your kids are sodomized by a 400lb man.

Isn't it the same thing? Exactly. Shut up and go back to the kiddie table.

JTagg7754
11-15-2010, 09:38 AM
Then go pester a better class of idiots.....

It's more fun to pester rednecks who thought their team was good.

dirk digler
11-15-2010, 09:38 AM
GODDAMN! That would hurt like a motherfucker!Broad heads or field point?

LMAO Does it matter?

Bane
11-15-2010, 09:42 AM
LMAO Does it matter?

Yeah it kinda does.SO WHICH IS IT DAMN IT!!!!!
Broad heads imply that you wish more damage to be inflicted IMO.ROFL

burt
11-15-2010, 09:42 AM
It's more fun to pester rednecks who thought their team was good.

Stereotype much? Your pestering is tired and your insults are crude and lack originality. yawn. I really don't see how you are able to irritate anyone. Sad little person..........

Bane
11-15-2010, 09:44 AM
Stereotype much? Your pestering is tired and your insults are crude and lack originality. yawn. I really don't see how you are able to irritate anyone. Sad little person..........

I love the whole redneck one anyway.Ya know cause we all ride around in our Camaros/monster trucks with our guns in our lap,confederate flags in the window and spitting our tobacco juice on little black kids as they cross the street.ROFL

vailpass
11-15-2010, 09:44 AM
Oh I'm sorry, I didn't see your pussy crying over this post:



Isn't it the same thing? Exactly. Shut up and go back to the kiddie table.

Not near the same thing. Flop is a respected member here, you are widely disliked to the point where it wouldn't bother anyone if that 400 pound man was busy with the prescribed acts of sodomy at this very moment. Let em know how daddy got treated when he was in prison.

JTagg7754
11-15-2010, 09:45 AM
Stereotype much? Your pestering is tired and your insults are crude and lack originality. yawn. I really don't see how you are able to irritate anyone. Sad little person..........

Oh so it's not stereotyping when they're talking about how much I liked prison??

JTagg7754
11-15-2010, 09:46 AM
I love the whole redneck one anyway.Ya know cause we all ride around in our Camaros/monster trucks with our guns in our lap,confederate flags in the window and spitting our tobacco juice on little black kids as they cross the street.ROFL

You got it!!!

Kyle DeLexus
11-15-2010, 09:46 AM
Of course you don't want to talk football. I'll embarrass you even more by telling you more about your team than you know of.

But since you want to go that route, I seriously hope your child get AIDS by being raped by a Grizzly bear, then raped even more by the Woodland Critters, only to have a pack of wild boards gnawing on it til it barely contains any life only to crawl to my doorstep where I will proceed to shit all over it and then throw it in the microwave to see how long it takes before it blows up then take all of it's little pieces and feed it to all the fish in the local reservoir.

Come on at least Flopnuts scenario was unrealistic! This is nothing more than you threatening to kill someones child with a microwave....deserving of a ban.

burt
11-15-2010, 09:47 AM
I love the whole redneck one anyway.Ya know cause we all ride around in our Camaros/monster trucks with our guns in our lap,confederate flags in the window and spitting our tobacco juice on little black kids as they cross the street.ROFL

......so over used. I feel sorry for this small bug. Lets keep it in a jar!

JTagg7754
11-15-2010, 09:48 AM
Not near the same thing. Flop is a respected member here,

There's your first mistake. The guy is a couple IQ points away from being on par w/ a fucking cow.

you are widely disliked to the point where it wouldn't bother anyone if that 400 pound man was busy with the prescribed acts of sodomy at this very moment. Let em know how daddy got treated when he was in prison.

That's your opinion. Oddly enough, I have been told my many people that they actually do like my opinion around here when I do discuss football and said that this place can trap you w/ all the immaturity that is running rampant here. There is no reason to logically discuss football w/ 95% of the people here so I might as well join in the stupid, childish insults that you all seem to love oh so much.

Kyle DeLexus
11-15-2010, 09:48 AM
I love the whole redneck one anyway.Ya know cause we all ride around in our Camaros/monster trucks with our guns in our lap,confederate flags in the window

I see nothing wrong with this.

burt
11-15-2010, 09:49 AM
Oh so it's not stereotyping when they're talking about how much I liked prison??

Our board. Certain liberties and folklore here, bug.

JTagg7754
11-15-2010, 09:49 AM
Come on at least Flopnuts scenario was unrealistic! This is nothing more than you threatening to kill someones child with a microwave....deserving of a ban.

LOL getting raped by a Grizzly bear and fictional characters is realistic?? This is hilarious!!

HINT: Things on TV are not always real.

dirk digler
11-15-2010, 09:50 AM
Yeah it kinda does.SO WHICH IS IT DAMN IT!!!!!
Broad heads imply that you wish more damage to be inflicted IMO.ROFL

http://images.cabelas.com/is/image/cabelas/s7_418972_999_01?rgn=0,0,1835,678&scl=4.828947368421052&fmt=jpeg&id=1JhdFgMmVusfuoz36pTlHk

burt
11-15-2010, 09:50 AM
That's your opinion. Oddly enough, I have been told my many people that they actually do like my opinion around here when I do discuss football

Prove it.

Bane
11-15-2010, 09:51 AM
http://images.cabelas.com/is/image/cabelas/s7_418972_999_01?rgn=0,0,1835,678&scl=4.828947368421052&fmt=jpeg&id=1JhdFgMmVusfuoz36pTlHk

Bout damn time! Well I guess that should do it.ROFL

JTagg7754
11-15-2010, 09:51 AM
Our board. Certain liberties and folklore here, bug.

Whatever makes you feel good about being a hypocrite. S'all good w/ me dude. I personally don't care. It's typed words. I'm not gonna sit here and pretend to be e-tough then piss and moan at my first opportunity to call out foul play. Not saying you did it, it was some other mullet, I'm just pointing it out.

Kyle DeLexus
11-15-2010, 09:52 AM
LOL getting raped by a Grizzly bear and fictional characters is realistic?? This is hilarious!!

HINT: Things on TV are not always real.

That was the joke part.....you are a little slow aren't you?

Then you went too far and threatened a action which then qualifies it as a threat on someones family.

Flopnuts post was wishing something upon you, but he has not threatened to do anything.

JTagg7754
11-15-2010, 09:52 AM
Prove it.

11-05-2010 02:24 PM **NAME Edited** They bait you with crass comments, you make it fun for them to keep doing it by responding. Just stick to your version of talk and everything will mellow out. Keep coming back after this week and talk some football in general and you'll see it.

So fuck off.

FAX
11-15-2010, 09:53 AM
I have a question.

Is there any way we can restrict Ms. memyselfI's posting activity to the DC lounge? She only comes over here to cause trouble and it makes me want to sodomize an obese person.

FAX

Reaper16
11-15-2010, 09:53 AM
That was the joke part.....but then you went to far and threatened a action which then qualifies it as a threat on someones family.

Flopnuts post was wishing something upon you, but he has not threatened to do anything.
Shut up.

burt
11-15-2010, 09:53 AM
Whatever makes you feel good about being a hypocrite. S'all good w/ me dude. I personally don't care. It's typed words. I'm not gonna sit here and pretend to be e-tough then piss and moan at my first opportunity to call out foul play. Not saying you did it, it was some other mullet, I'm just pointing it out.

ROFLROFL way incorrect stereotype. We are bald and bearded here!

burt
11-15-2010, 09:54 AM
11-05-2010 02:24 PM **NAME Edited** They bait you with crass comments, you make it fun for them to keep doing it by responding. Just stick to your version of talk and everything will mellow out. Keep coming back after this week and talk some football in general and you'll see it.

So **** off.

Yep, I now see how awesome your football knowledge is!ROFLROFL

JTagg7754
11-15-2010, 09:55 AM
That was the joke part.....you are a little slow aren't you?

Then you went too far and threatened a action which then qualifies it as a threat on someones family.

Flopnuts post was wishing something upon you, but he has not threatened to do anything.

Nitpicking much? Got nothing else to hold on to? Cant' handle me anymore?

Like my scenario was realistic at all. Go away.

Buck
11-15-2010, 09:55 AM
Hey dickcruncher, check your rep. I left you a serious message in there.

JTagg7754
11-15-2010, 09:56 AM
Yep, I now see how awesome your football knowledge is!ROFLROFL

Fine, discuss something. Anything. Any team in the league. I'll be looking at nothing other than your post so I won't get sidetracked.

Just b/c you didn't see something doesn't mean it didn't happen. So in order to show you, go for it. I hold ZERO bias even about my team. In fact, I'm hated on my board by some people b/c they call me a fake fan. I'm OK w/ it. Just giving you a background.

burt
11-15-2010, 09:57 AM
Nitpicking much? Got nothing else to hold on to? Cant' handle me anymore?

Like my scenario was realistic at all. Go away.

You type too well to utilize this 5th grade tirade, bugsy.

Reaper16
11-15-2010, 09:58 AM
I think I like JTagg. He's feisty. He needs to drop the Jeff Foxworthy-level stereotype smack and replaces it with something wittier, but other than that he has promise.

DaFace
11-15-2010, 09:58 AM
For what it's worth, JTagg, my earlier message about banning trolls on sight is wearing thin for you. If you're just here to stir shit up, you'll soon be escorted out of the premises. If you're here to talk football and occasionally throw some smack around, feel free to stay.

FAX
11-15-2010, 09:59 AM
Are you a MOD??? Can you change my account around so I can use a custom avatar, post links and pics, use a sig, send people PMs and all that jazz???

Coffey said he wasn't high enough up on the MOD chain to do these things and I have no damn clue who the MODs are here.

I even had to edit this b/c of the link you posted. For some reason it has not changed.

Don't do it, Mr. DaFace.

He's rapin' people around here.

And to think I actually stood up for this guy once upon a time. I used to be a good judge of character and now I can't tell a doofie from a roofie.

FAX

burt
11-15-2010, 10:01 AM
Fine, discuss something. Anything. Any team in the league. I'll be looking at nothing other than your post so I won't get sidetracked.

Just b/c you didn't see something doesn't mean it didn't happen. So in order to show you, go for it. I hold ZERO bias even about my team. In fact, I'm hated on my board by some people b/c they call me a fake fan. I'm OK w/ it. Just giving you a background.

Well, to begin with, I didn't proclaim great football knowledge, you did.

However, I like the leadership the Chiefs have with our OC and DC. I believe our HC is correct and that while we haven't arrived, we are improving nicely.

burt
11-15-2010, 10:02 AM
Hey dickcruncher, check your rep. I left you a serious message in there.

I didn't see it?ROFL

JTagg7754
11-15-2010, 10:02 AM
For what it's worth, JTagg, my earlier message about banning trolls on sight is wearing thin for you. If you're just here to stir shit up, you'll soon be escorted out of the premises. If you're here to talk football and occasionally throw some smack around, feel free to stay.

Right on man, your board, do as you wish. It's tough to come in here and discuss w/ certain people when you try to then all you get is "fuck you prison, Faider fan" or "i hope your children get raped by a 400 lb man" or "how's it feel to stab someone"..... it kinda deters from the quality talk that potentially could be taking place.

I'm sure you know just as well as I that I'm not the only one at fault here.

burt
11-15-2010, 10:03 AM
I think I like JTagg. He's feisty. He needs to drop the Jeff Foxworthy-level stereotype smack and replaces it with something wittier, but other than that he has promise.

I so hate it when you are right!

FAX
11-15-2010, 10:04 AM
Right on man, your board, do as you wish. It's tough to come in here and discuss w/ certain people when you try to then all you get is "**** you prison, Faider fan" or "i hope your children get raped by a 400 lb man" or "how's it feel to stab someone"..... it kinda deters from the quality talk that potentially could be taking place.

I'm sure you know just as well as I that I'm not the only one at fault here.

Sadly, Raider fans must be presumed guilty before proven innocent, Mr. JTagg7754. On account of the STDs and stuff.

FAX

burt
11-15-2010, 10:05 AM
Waiting.......

DaFace
11-15-2010, 10:06 AM
Right on man, your board, do as you wish. It's tough to come in here and discuss w/ certain people when you try to then all you get is "fuck you prison, Faider fan" or "i hope your children get raped by a 400 lb man" or "how's it feel to stab someone"..... it kinda deters from the quality talk that potentially could be taking place.

I'm sure you know just as well as I that I'm not the only one at fault here.

No, you're not the only one at fault, but it's not impossible to talk intelligently here as a rival fan.

JTagg7754
11-15-2010, 10:06 AM
Well, to begin with, I didn't proclaim great football knowledge, you did.

However, I like the leadership the Chiefs have with our OC and DC. I believe our HC is correct and that while we haven't arrived, we are improving nicely.

Doesn't matter. If you're gonna contribute to the problem, you're just as much at fault as me or anyone else which is why I posed you to be the one to try to rectify the problem.

I have always said the Chiefs will be relevant in the near future after the 2008 draft and changes w/ Pioli etc. Right now though, the team is still too young, they're still to wildly inconsistent and just not ready to compete w/ the big boys. The Raiders are not there yet either. They are above the Chiefs but they are the second best team in the league behind SD who I still think is the best by a wide margin. This is being said when I think Norv Turner is a waste of oxygen and that I hate Philip Rivers' overgrown, mutant baby looking ass.

The Chiefs have one thing I wish Oakland did and that's good management. The Chiefs will pass Oakland soon in terms of being a better football team but they're not there as of now.

Mr. Flopnuts
11-15-2010, 10:06 AM
Right on man, your board, do as you wish. It's tough to come in here and discuss w/ certain people when you try to then all you get is "fuck you prison, Faider fan" or "i hope your children get raped by a 400 lb man" or "how's it feel to stab someone"..... it kinda deters from the quality talk that potentially could be taking place.

I'm sure you know just as well as I that I'm not the only one at fault here.

GMAFB. Play the victim card now. As far as my intelligence goes, I'd bet the house I'm smarter than you by a country mile. Or at least by the stretched out asshole of an Oakland Raiders fan.

DaFace
11-15-2010, 10:07 AM
Doesn't matter. If you're gonna contribute to the problem, you're just as much at fault as me or anyone else which is why I posed you to be the one to try to rectify the problem.

I have always said the Chiefs will be relevant in the near future after the 2008 draft and changes w/ Pioli etc. Right now though, the team is still too young, they're still to wildly inconsistent and just not ready to compete w/ the big boys. The Raiders are not there yet either. They are above the Chiefs but they are the second best team in the league behind SD who I still think is the best by a wide margin. This is being said when I think Norv Turner is a waste of oxygen and that I hate Philip Rivers' overgrown, mutant baby looking ass.

The Chiefs have one thing I wish Oakland did and that's good management. The Chiefs will pass Oakland soon in terms of being a better football team but they're not there as of now.

See, was that so hard? :)

Mr. Flopnuts
11-15-2010, 10:07 AM
Doesn't matter. If you're gonna contribute to the problem, you're just as much at fault as me or anyone else which is why I posed you to be the one to try to rectify the problem.

I have always said the Chiefs will be relevant in the near future after the 2008 draft and changes w/ Pioli etc. Right now though, the team is still too young, they're still to wildly inconsistent and just not ready to compete w/ the big boys. The Raiders are not there yet either. They are above the Chiefs but they are the second best team in the league behind SD who I still think is the best by a wide margin. This is being said when I think Norv Turner is a waste of oxygen and that I hate Philip Rivers' overgrown, mutant baby looking ass.

The Chiefs have one thing I wish Oakland did and that's good management. The Chiefs will pass Oakland soon in terms of being a better football team but they're not there as of now.


:clap: There you go. A football take without the dumb shit. Listen, we all run smack to each other, but if you're going to be a respectable member of the board, we'll all stop treating you like a troll, myself included.

Bane
11-15-2010, 10:08 AM
GMAFB. Play the victim card now. As far as my intelligence goes, I'd bet the house I'm smarter than you by a country mile. Or at least by the stretched out asshole of an Oakland Raiders fan.

:eek:ROFL

See, was that so hard? :)

Of course it was.

Sofa King
11-15-2010, 10:08 AM
Don't do it, Mr. DaFace.

He's rapin' people around here.

And to think I actually stood up for this guy once upon a time. I used to be a good judge of character and now I can't tell a doofie from a roofie.

FAX

i never understood why they called em roofies anyways. because you're more likely to end up on the floor than the roof.

JTagg7754
11-15-2010, 10:08 AM
No, you're not the only one at fault, but it's not impossible to talk intelligently here as a rival fan.

You're right, it's not possible but it surely is difficult. If I'm not mistaken, I kept it VERY cordial when I first arrived only to be bombarded by teenagers and their insults. I kept it nice for a while but shit got old, real quick.

Oh and some people are impossible to discuss anything intelligent w/. Take Flop, Mr Guardian, and KCpriest31 for example. That's just them though and they seem to be in the minority..... and those that truthfully think Flowers > Nnamdi. That's just as asinine as they come.

vailpass
11-15-2010, 10:08 AM
There's your first mistake. The guy is a couple IQ points away from being on par w/ a ****ing cow.



That's your opinion. Oddly enough, I have been told my many people that they actually do like my opinion around here when I do discuss football and said that this place can trap you w/ all the immaturity that is running rampant here. There is no reason to logically discuss football w/ 95% of the people here so I might as well join in the stupid, childish insults that you all seem to love oh so much.

Insulting Flop only makes you look worse.

If you dislike it here so much why are you here?

I'm just a visitor, don't have any say in how things are run but if you want my $.02 you should start talking football and work the smack in as you get to know people.

vailpass
11-15-2010, 10:09 AM
Sadly, Raider fans must be presumed guilty before proven innocent, Mr. JTagg7754. On account of the STDs and stuff.

FAX

:D

Sofa King
11-15-2010, 10:09 AM
See, was that so hard? :)

you should still ban him.

DaFace
11-15-2010, 10:11 AM
You're right, it's not possible but it surely is difficult. If I'm not mistaken, I kept it VERY cordial when I first arrived only to be bombarded by teenagers and their insults. I kept it nice for a while but shit got old, real quick.

Oh and some people are impossible to discuss anything intelligent w/. Take Flop, Mr Guardian, and KCpriest31 for example. That's just them though and they seem to be in the minority..... and those that truthfully think Flowers > Nnamdi. That's just as asinine as they come.

You have to take the context of your arrival in to account. When you're one of 10 Raider fans who show up and suddenly start slinging insults, you're gonna take some heat. Our "rival" fans are different in that they stick around when it's not right after a game. You're on your way, but eventually, the conversation has to turn to real discussion. Smack talk is fun and all, but gets old pretty quickly.

Mr. Flopnuts
11-15-2010, 10:11 AM
Seriously, no one is telling you to not talk shit. Just to throw some intelligence in there once in a while.

Okay, my turn. I'm downright shocked that Oakland is playing as hard and organized as they are for Tom Cable. After he broke that dude's jaw during training camp, I thought it was business as usual in Oakland. I keep saying that I hope Al lives to 160, because I'm convinced that until he gets the fuck out of football operations, that franchise will continue to suck a big one.

As far as the Chiefs go. It's pretty disappointing to start off 3-0 and then go 2-4. But the fact is, we all stated 8-8 was good progress for this year. Of course you'd rather see your team ascend at the end of the season, rather than decline as the Chiefs appear to be doing right now. But they're young, and it's apparent they have a lot of work left in front of them.

In the end though, without a franchise QB, I'm convinced you're going to have a hard time taking the next step, and for us, that's wining a god damned playoff game. Getting there isn't good enough for this city anymore. We need to win one desperately.

burt
11-15-2010, 10:12 AM
Doesn't matter. If you're gonna contribute to the problem, you're just as much at fault as me or anyone else which is why I posed you to be the one to try to rectify the problem.

I have always said the Chiefs will be relevant in the near future after the 2008 draft and changes w/ Pioli etc. Right now though, the team is still too young, they're still to wildly inconsistent and just not ready to compete w/ the big boys. The Raiders are not there yet either. They are above the Chiefs but they are the second best team in the league behind SD who I still think is the best by a wide margin. This is being said when I think Norv Turner is a waste of oxygen and that I hate Philip Rivers' overgrown, mutant baby looking ass.

The Chiefs have one thing I wish Oakland did and that's good management. The Chiefs will pass Oakland soon in terms of being a better football team but they're not there as of now.

Without a single curse word, I am at fault? Wow.

I totally agree that our youth movement creates inconsistancy. I don't believe the Raiders are a better team. They have a different kind of inconsistancy.

Even with our youthfull inconsistancy, a little help on our O line and a real QB and the Chiefs would be dangerous!

BigMeatballDave
11-15-2010, 10:12 AM
Right on man, your board, do as you wish. It's tough to come in here and discuss w/ certain people when you try to then all you get is "fuck you prison, Faider fan" or "i hope your children get raped by a 400 lb man" or "how's it feel to stab someone"..... it kinda deters from the quality talk that potentially could be taking place.

I'm sure you know just as well as I that I'm not the only one at fault here.Oh, poor Jtagg. If you wanna come here and post inflammatory material, expect a shitstorm.

If you wanna have an intelligent convo about football, or whatever, you'll be treated with respect.

JTagg7754
11-15-2010, 10:13 AM
In fact, DaFace, here's some of the things I was met w/ when keeping it cordial when I first got here: I'm not gonna name names b/c throwing people (even if they are idiots) under the bus isn't my style even though I'm sure you have the ability to look at my rep sheet:

11-03-2010 12:58 PM **** Die - Someone said this to me when I was talking about the rushing offenses of both teams. Come on now.
11-03-2010 02:29 PM **** I hope your grandmother catches AIDS and your dog gets hit by a truck. - I just asked how to rep b/c my account didn't have the privileges yet and this is what I got. Oh and to all those that pissed and moaned about my baby comment, care to explain this??????
11-03-2010 03:25 PM *** I hope all of your offspring are stillborn.

I think you get the picture.

Mr. Flopnuts
11-15-2010, 10:15 AM
Insulting Flop only makes you look worse.

If you dislike it here so much why are you here?

I'm just a visitor, don't have any say in how things are run but if you want my $.02 you should start talking football and work the smack in as you get to know people.

In his defense, he only knows what he's seen in the last 2 weeks, and I have ridden him and the other Raider trolls hard. IF, and it's a big if, he proves to be interested in actually hanging around here, I'll do it like Sears, and show him the softer side.

JTagg7754
11-15-2010, 10:15 AM
Double post. Sorry. Things got slow. My bad.

DaFace
11-15-2010, 10:21 AM
In fact, DaFace, here's some of the things I was met w/ when keeping it cordial when I first got here: I'm not gonna name names b/c throwing people (even if they are idiots) under the bus isn't my style even though I'm sure you have the ability to look at my rep sheet:

11-03-2010 12:58 PM **** Die - Someone said this to me when I was talking about the rushing offenses of both teams. Come on now.
11-03-2010 02:29 PM **** I hope your grandmother catches AIDS and your dog gets hit by a truck. - I just asked how to rep b/c my account didn't have the privileges yet and this is what I got. Oh and to all those that pissed and moaned about my baby comment, care to explain this??????
11-03-2010 03:25 PM *** I hope all of your offspring are stillborn.

I think you get the picture.

Oh, I know. And that's why you aren't banned at the moment. I just wanted to try and nudge you in the right direction so that your time here could be more...sustainable.

vailpass
11-15-2010, 10:24 AM
:DIn his defense, he only knows what he's seen in the last 2 weeks, and I have ridden him and the other Raider trolls hard. IF, and it's a big if, he proves to be interested in actually hanging around here, I'll do it like Sears, and show him the softer side.

Reaper16
11-15-2010, 10:24 AM
Sticking around through the smack is CP tradition. It's how the trolls are weeded out.

dirk digler
11-15-2010, 10:24 AM
Doesn't matter. If you're gonna contribute to the problem, you're just as much at fault as me or anyone else which is why I posed you to be the one to try to rectify the problem.

I have always said the Chiefs will be relevant in the near future after the 2008 draft and changes w/ Pioli etc. Right now though, the team is still too young, they're still to wildly inconsistent and just not ready to compete w/ the big boys. The Raiders are not there yet either. They are above the Chiefs but they are the second best team in the league behind SD who I still think is the best by a wide margin. This is being said when I think Norv Turner is a waste of oxygen and that I hate Philip Rivers' overgrown, mutant baby looking ass.

The Chiefs have one thing I wish Oakland did and that's good management. The Chiefs will pass Oakland soon in terms of being a better football team but they're not there as of now.

That is a good post. I think you should stay we need more rival fans it's what makes the season fun.

vailpass
11-15-2010, 10:25 AM
In fact, DaFace, here's some of the things I was met w/ when keeping it cordial when I first got here: I'm not gonna name names b/c throwing people (even if they are idiots) under the bus isn't my style even though I'm sure you have the ability to look at my rep sheet:

11-03-2010 12:58 PM **** Die - Someone said this to me when I was talking about the rushing offenses of both teams. Come on now.
11-03-2010 02:29 PM **** I hope your grandmother catches AIDS and your dog gets hit by a truck. - I just asked how to rep b/c my account didn't have the privileges yet and this is what I got. Oh and to all those that pissed and moaned about my baby comment, care to explain this??????
11-03-2010 03:25 PM *** I hope all of your offspring are stillborn.

I think you get the picture.


A shit talking raider fan that suddenly shows up when his team has won a couple games for the first time in years isn't treated as a long-lost brother?
Weird.
Toughen up.

Mr. Flopnuts
11-15-2010, 10:26 AM
A shit talking raider fan that suddenly shows up when his team has won a couple games for the first time in years isn't treated as a long-lost brother?
Weird.
Toughen up.

Who'da thunk it? It's all good though. We'll find out what this dude is all about. This place isn't for thin skinned Chiefs fans, let alone thin skinned rival fans.

dirk digler
11-15-2010, 10:27 AM
A shit talking raider fan that suddenly shows up when his team has won a couple games for the first time in years isn't treated as a long-lost brother?
Weird.
Toughen up.

Yep.

JTagg7754
11-15-2010, 10:28 AM
Seriously, no one is telling you to not talk shit. Just to throw some intelligence in there once in a while.

Okay, my turn. I'm downright shocked that Oakland is playing as hard and organized as they are for Tom Cable. After he broke that dude's jaw during training camp, I thought it was business as usual in Oakland. I keep saying that I hope Al lives to 160, because I'm convinced that until he gets the fuck out of football operations, that franchise will continue to suck a big one.

Why? Who's to say Cable wouldn' tbe a good coach? He took a TERRIBLE rushing attack in Oakland and made it formidable in one year! EDIT: To add to this, look what happened the year he left Atlanta to come to Oakland. Who's to say a good line coach can't be a good HC? Sure, he had zero head coaching credentials but everyone has to make a start somewhere. Remember when Chizik (however you spell his name) first got the Auburn gig? The fans got him right when he walked off the plane. I bet those fuckers are STILL trying to get their feet out of their mouths.

Maybe Cable punching him was what the team needed. They realized this guy meant business.... or they feared for their lives.

As far as the Chiefs go. It's pretty disappointing to start off 3-0 and then go 2-4. But the fact is, we all stated 8-8 was good progress for this year. Of course you'd rather see your team ascend at the end of the season, rather than decline as the Chiefs appear to be doing right now. But they're young, and it's apparent they have a lot of work left in front of them.

In the end though, without a franchise QB, I'm convinced you're going to have a hard time taking the next step, and for us, that's wining a god damned playoff game. Getting there isn't good enough for this city anymore. We need to win one desperately.

Unfortunately w/ young teams, doing better at the end of the season is much tougher ergo me saying you guys might win 3 games in the home stretch when I first started coming here. Of course I got blasted and what not but it happens. Cassel is terrible for you guys. Even w/ that running game, he should be doing better. I'm glad he doesn't play for Oakland though. Some of those special fans over there think Campbell is good b/c he's 5th in YPC and he's been the starting QB that last 3 wins in a row. Granted, he did OK in some but he tried his best to lose the Chiefs game. Thanks for not taking him up on his offer.

Dude fucking sucks.

JTagg7754
11-15-2010, 10:30 AM
Oh, I know. And that's why you aren't banned at the moment. I just wanted to try and nudge you in the right direction so that your time here could be more...sustainable.

Word. Cheers!

JTagg7754
11-15-2010, 10:31 AM
A shit talking raider fan that suddenly shows up when his team has won a couple games for the first time in years isn't treated as a long-lost brother?
Weird.
Toughen up.

How do you act like you know me? In fact, I've only done message boards since last April when I joined RFN and in fact this is the only other opposing team board I belong to b/c a lot of fans from here wandered over to RFN and started talking shit so I came over here to see what it was all about.

I never expected people to fucking hold my hand here either so don't get that impression but when you first show up and you get responses like that for no damn reason? Let's be real here.

burt
11-15-2010, 10:31 AM
Cassel is terrible for you guys. Even w/ that running game, he should be doing better. I'm glad he doesn't play for Oakland though.

I MAY get blasted here, but I feel Cassel = Grbac

burt
11-15-2010, 10:33 AM
Let's be real here.

Not gonna happen! Welcome to the Planet!ROFL

Bane
11-15-2010, 10:34 AM
I MAY get blasted here, but I feel Cassel = Grbac

33/53 for 469 yards 4 TD's and 0 INT's.LEAVE CASSEL ALONE/Cassel nutthuggers

Mr. Flopnuts
11-15-2010, 10:34 AM
Why? Who's to say Cable wouldn' tbe a good coach? He took a TERRIBLE rushing attack in Oakland and made it formidable in one year! Sure, he had zero head coaching credentials but everyone has to make a start somewhere. Remember when Chizik (however you spell his name) first got the Auburn gig? The fans got him right when he walked off the plane. I bet those fuckers are STILL trying to get their feet out of their mouths.

Maybe Cable punching him was what the team needed. They realized this guy meant business.... or they feared for their lives.



Unfortunately w/ young teams, doing better at the end of the season is much tougher ergo me saying you guys might win 3 games in the home stretch when I first started coming here. Of course I got blasted and what not but it happens. Cassel is terrible for you guys. Even w/ that running game, he should be doing better. I'm glad he doesn't play for Oakland though. Some of those special fans over there think Campbell is good b/c he's 5th in YPC and he's been the starting QB that last 3 wins in a row. Granted, he did OK in some but he tried his best to lose the Chiefs game. Thanks for not taking him up on his offer.

Dude fucking sucks.

The reason I thought Cable would suck is because he wasn't on anyone's radar, and frankly only got hired because like 6 other guys turned down the job. Maybe that's what is making him so good. You can't underestimate the human spirit when it's told it can't do something.

Russell set you guys back big time, but as much as I love Al Davis involved in football operations, I hate his bank account. He can afford it, and frankly right now, it'll have less impact than it would have, say 5 years ago. No cap is a good thing for Oakland.

You guys got lucky as fuck against us, but frankly so did we. I didn't think that punt was a fumble, and I have no doubt we wouldn't have taken the lead if we didn't get that break. So it is what it is. An ugly fucking game that you guys came out on top in.

We'll see how the rest of the year plays out, but I agree with you on one thing; San Diego will win this division. The Chiefs have too much work left, and Oakland's schedule is just too tough for what you guys have on the roster. We'll see how it plays out.

Jenson71
11-15-2010, 10:35 AM
Mr. who? Never heard of him. I'm tired of the n00bs anyway. So long.

dirk digler
11-15-2010, 10:35 AM
How do you act like you know me? In fact, I've only done message boards since last April when I joined RFN and in fact this is the only other opposing team board I belong to b/c a lot of fans from here wandered over to RFN and started talking shit so I came over here to see what it was all about.

I never expected people to fucking hold my hand here either so don't get that impression but when you first show up and you get responses like that for no damn reason? Let's be real here.

We treat noobs bad here and it doesn't help that you are a Raiders fan.

Buck
11-15-2010, 10:35 AM
When you show up here for the first time after your team beats the Chiefs, you = troll.

When you show up here for the first time after your team loses to the Chiefs, you = me.

FAX
11-15-2010, 10:36 AM
... The Chiefs have one thing I wish Oakland did and that's good management. The Chiefs will pass Oakland soon in terms of being a better football team ....

Cry me a river, stinkin' Raiders fan.

Whew. I needed that.

FAX

burt
11-15-2010, 10:37 AM
33/53 for 469 yards 4 TD's and 0 INT's.LEAVE CASSEL ALONE/Cassel nutthuggers

um, because we were forced to pass, pass, pass because of
denvers lead. He made terrible decisions, that killed several drives.

Oh, wait.... should I turn on my sacasm meter?

Mr. Flopnuts
11-15-2010, 10:39 AM
I gotta go. Lots of shit to do today. In any case, welcome to the board Mr. JTagg. I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt that you want to talk about football overall, and not just how much the Chiefs suck and RAIDER NATION IS GOING PWN BITCHES!!!11!11!

You'll take some abuse just because of who you root for, but you'll find most of us will embrace you, and your takes as you seem to be a fairly informed and intelligent guy. We have a few Raiders fans here. They've stuck around for years. This is a very unique place, and my favorite stop on the internet express. Welcome aboard.

Bane
11-15-2010, 10:39 AM
um, because we were forced to pass, pass, pass because of
denvers lead. He made terrible decisions, that killed several drives.

Oh, wait.... should I turn on my sacasm meter?

Yes.:doh!:ROFL Bigtime!

DJ's left nut
11-15-2010, 10:40 AM
That kind of personal attack is just over the line IMO, it is just a short term ban, 2 days. I know we have had a long, long discussions about attacking family members here in the past, and I wanted to make the point. I hate banning anyone, especially long term members and it is not something I take lightly.

I've replied to him on FB as well.

I hope you get sodomized by your own 400 lb children. Hopefully while drinking antifreeze.

vailpass
11-15-2010, 10:40 AM
How do you act like you know me? In fact, I've only done message boards since last April when I joined RFN and in fact this is the only other opposing team board I belong to b/c a lot of fans from here wandered over to RFN and started talking shit so I came over here to see what it was all about.

I never expected people to ****ing hold my hand here either so don't get that impression but when you first show up and you get responses like that for no damn reason? Let's be real here.

I was being real. FWIW I don't bother talking to n00bs that don't appear to have the potential to become solid contributors to the board.
On the other hand you could be a one-day wonder and flame out like so many before you.

And just when you thought you couldn't dislike me any more you should know I'm a Denver fan.

burt
11-15-2010, 10:43 AM
Yes.:doh!:ROFL Bigtime!

Come on..... I got it before finishing my statement! That is good for me!

burt
11-15-2010, 10:43 AM
And just when you thought you couldn't dislike me any more you should know I'm a Denver fan.

But other than that,...........YOU SUCK!!!!!ROFL

siberian khatru
11-15-2010, 10:49 AM
a lot of fans from here wandered over to RFN and started talking shit so I came over here to see what it was all about.



Do you know who they are (i.e., Did they use the same handles here?) Did they say they were from CP?

vailpass
11-15-2010, 10:55 AM
But other than that,...........YOU SUCK!!!!!ROFL

*sniff* That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all week *sniff*

burt
11-15-2010, 10:58 AM
*sniff* That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all week *sniff*

Hey, It's not my fault. My wife made me watch "Brokeback Mountain" because it won lots of awards and there had to be something good about it. I have been over sensitive ever since!ROFL

BigMeatballDave
11-15-2010, 11:13 AM
In fact, DaFace, here's some of the things I was met w/ when keeping it cordial when I first got here: I'm not gonna name names b/c throwing people (even if they are idiots) under the bus isn't my style even though I'm sure you have the ability to look at my rep sheet:

11-03-2010 12:58 PM **** Die - Someone said this to me when I was talking about the rushing offenses of both teams. Come on now.
11-03-2010 02:29 PM **** I hope your grandmother catches AIDS and your dog gets hit by a truck. - I just asked how to rep b/c my account didn't have the privileges yet and this is what I got. Oh and to all those that pissed and moaned about my baby comment, care to explain this??????
11-03-2010 03:25 PM *** I hope all of your offspring are stillborn.

I think you get the picture.LMAO You need thicker skin if you want to hang around here. If someone tells you to "Die in a Fire", we're not actually telling you we want you to die. Its just a euphemism for "Fuck Off, Raider scum!" :D

Reaper16
11-15-2010, 11:21 AM
If someone tells you to "Die in a Fire", we're not actually telling you we want you to die. Its just a euphemism for "Fuck Off, Raider scum!" :D
Hey, speak for yourself.

RAIDER951
11-15-2010, 11:21 AM
In his defense, he only knows what he's seen in the last 2 weeks, and I have ridden him and the other Raider trolls hard. IF, and it's a big if, he proves to be interested in actually hanging around here, I'll do it like Sears, and show him the softer side.

He does know his football and probably knows the Chefs more than some of their own fans. He's going to tell it like it is (from his perspective) good, bad or indifferent and that may rub some the wrong way. I think once you get past the whole "Raider Fan" thing you guys can have some good debates

Just my observations from RF.net

Bane
11-15-2010, 11:21 AM
Hey, speak for yourself.

Repost.ROFL

RAIDER951
11-15-2010, 11:28 AM
Do you know who they are (i.e., Did they use the same handles here?) Did they say they were from CP?

They hid their identity from what I can tell. The only one that was somewhat obvious is GoChiefs=GifHorse and but it's still just a guess.

They talked smack but kept it pretty clean. A few of them came back and congratulated us while others has their laundry list of excuses. Typical fan smack.

ClevelandBronco
11-15-2010, 11:35 AM
...Who's to say a good line coach can't be a good HC?...

Coach Crennel? You want to answer that one?

burt
11-15-2010, 11:38 AM
They hid their identity from what I can tell. The only one that was somewhat obvious is GoChiefs=GifHorse and but it's still just a guess.

They talked smack but kept it pretty clean. A few of them came back and congratulated us while others has their laundry list of excuses. Typical fan smack.

Who has time for that kind of shit?

HemiEd
11-15-2010, 12:17 PM
Of course you don't want to talk football. I'll embarrass you even more by telling you more about your team than you know of.

But since you want to go that route, I seriously hope your child get AIDS by being raped by a Grizzly bear, then raped even more by the Woodland Critters, only to have a pack of wild boards gnawing on it til it barely contains any life only to crawl to my doorstep where I will proceed to shit all over it and then throw it in the microwave to see how long it takes before it blows up then take all of it's little pieces and feed it to all the fish in the local reservoir.

What is a "wild board?" Is it some extremely "knotty" pine, or heavily grained oak? PTA members, that wear very low cut tops to show a lot of cleavage?

JTagg7754
11-15-2010, 12:55 PM
When you show up here for the first time after your team beats the Chiefs, you = troll.

When you show up here for the first time after your team loses to the Chiefs, you = me.

Well I think I showed up prior to us "winning" that game. Thanks though.

RAIDER951
11-15-2010, 12:58 PM
Coach Crennel? You want to answer that one?

The Cable Guy's doing a good job. Has the team believing, hired good assistants and was able to change the draft mentality to a degree. Last year AD would've taken Ford or Campbell in the 1st. This year they got value in the middle rounds and used that top spot for Rolando McClain followed by Lamarr Houston in the 2nd.

JTagg7754
11-15-2010, 01:00 PM
The reason I thought Cable would suck is because he wasn't on anyone's radar, and frankly only got hired because like 6 other guys turned down the job. Maybe that's what is making him so good. You can't underestimate the human spirit when it's told it can't do something.

I think people just simply overlooked Cable. I think he's a good coach for reasons many around here might not think of and that's b/c he's defying Al and doing his own thing. Al didn't want Campbell benched during the Rams game but Cable did it. He didn't want Russell benched in favor of Bruce last year but Cable did it. That's respect. Dude signed his resignation by going against Al and has came out on top. He showed the old man up and I'm in favor of that 10948918898%.

Russell set you guys back big time, but as much as I love Al Davis involved in football operations, I hate his bank account. He can afford it, and frankly right now, it'll have less impact than it would have, say 5 years ago. No cap is a good thing for Oakland.

I don't agree that no cap is good for them. Not w/ the current reputation. Had they had Yankee success, I'd agree but not now. People would rather go to Dallas and play for that tradition or have Snyder outbuy them. Russell set us back like I knew he would the second he was drafted (rumor was going around that Kiffin wanted my guy (Calvin Johnson) and was gonna trade Randy Moss for Aaron Rogers or some shit but Al said no way, get Russell). I knew Russell would be a bust after seeing him play at LSU. Never knew it'd be that bad though.

You guys got lucky as fuck against us, but frankly so did we. I didn't think that punt was a fumble, and I have no doubt we wouldn't have taken the lead if we didn't get that break. So it is what it is. An ugly fucking game that you guys came out on top in.

We'll see how the rest of the year plays out, but I agree with you on one thing; San Diego will win this division. The Chiefs have too much work left, and Oakland's schedule is just too tough for what you guys have on the roster. We'll see how it plays out.

I can dig the rest. Good call on the fumble also. Forgot about that and I agree. Def wasn't a fumble. If Cable wasn't so stupid to use all the challenges so early, it might've been good (albeit his challenges were reasonable)

JTagg7754
11-15-2010, 01:03 PM
Do you know who they are (i.e., Did they use the same handles here?) Did they say they were from CP?

Nah man, can't remember. There's about 4 Chief fans that have been there since 2006 that are all good. These guys just showed up right in the beginning of the week. They got banned really quickly though b/c our MODs are MUCH, MUCH more strict than those here.

I found this place through one of them though so one at least said he was from here. GIF Horse had a link to a post of his on RFN so that's probably how they found it.

JTagg7754
11-15-2010, 01:03 PM
LMAO You need thicker skin if you want to hang around here. If someone tells you to "Die in a Fire", we're not actually telling you we want you to die. Its just a euphemism for "Fuck Off, Raider scum!" :D

Trust me, I can handle anything you say to me and dish it out worse.

JTagg7754
11-15-2010, 01:06 PM
He does know his football and probably knows the Chefs more than some of their own fans. He's going to tell it like it is (from his perspective) good, bad or indifferent and that may rub some the wrong way. I think once you get past the whole "Raider Fan" thing you guys can have some good debates

Just my observations from RF.net

Spot on observation from someone who's posted w/ me > a year. I don't sugarcoat things. As I always say on RFN, a duck is a duck. I'm not gonna call it an ostrich just b/c I like or dislike the team it plays for.

Iowanian
11-15-2010, 02:45 PM
You sell my email and I'll have you Buttfucked by a bigfoot for a Jack's links ad and I'll only pay him with Casino cash.


Answers in reverse order...

#2 DC is its own scary world... that is why it is separate
#1 Hell if I know, I make this shit up as I go along... in all seriousness, I think Flop has the right attitude... no one was picking on him and it wasn't a huge deal... now everybody shut-up before I sell all your email addresses to a NAMBLA email marketer! (speaking of, Buck can you get me the contact info for that? :D)

luv
11-15-2010, 03:01 PM
Why are we giving a second thought to the Raiders right now? Floppy is back, and it's time to fix whatever the hell went wrong against Denver yesterday and prepare for the Cardinals. Fuck the Raiders. Not in my thoughts until January.

Brock
11-15-2010, 03:04 PM
Why are we giving a second thought to the Raiders right now? Floppy is back, and it's time to fix whatever the hell went wrong against Denver yesterday and prepare for the Cardinals. Fuck the Raiders. Not in my thoughts until January.

It doesn't matter if you're thinking about the cockroaches in your house. If they're there, they have to be dealt with. Same with these raider fans we're suddenly infested with.

Tribal Warfare
11-15-2010, 03:11 PM
Answers in reverse order...

#2 DC is its own scary world... that is why it is separate
#1 Hell if I know, I make this shit up as I go along... in all seriousness, I think Flop has the right attitude... no one was picking on him and it wasn't a huge deal... now everybody shut-up before I sell all your email addresses to a NAMBLA email marketer! (speaking of, Buck can you get me the contact info for that? :D)

Admin Mod abuse!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bill Parcells
11-15-2010, 03:35 PM
Who was it, and where is the post? Seems I have left some chances to ban people on the table and I have some catching up to do, lol.

I'm also around a lot more than I post.
LMFAO! It was Hamas, and it was in DC..lol.. and please dont change his name back to hummus because of me..lol..but maybe that was Dole that did that.
In fact, DaFace, here's some of the things I was met w/ when keeping it cordial when I first got here: I'm not gonna name names b/c throwing people (even if they are idiots) under the bus isn't my style even though I'm sure you have the ability to look at my rep sheet:

11-03-2010 12:58 PM **** Die - Someone said this to me when I was talking about the rushing offenses of both teams. Come on now.
11-03-2010 02:29 PM **** I hope your grandmother catches AIDS and your dog gets hit by a truck. - I just asked how to rep b/c my account didn't have the privileges yet and this is what I got. Oh and to all those that pissed and moaned about my baby comment, care to explain this??????
11-03-2010 03:25 PM *** I hope all of your offspring are stillborn.

I think you get the picture.
Dude, please..lol..as an opposing teams fan and a visitor here I have to admit your fiber optic hymen has been penetrated. I got told by Endelt (who was a mod, still a mod? not around anymore?) to die or kill myslef (dont actually remember) in a neg rep when I first came here...lol..its the interwebz. stop whining.

Bill Parcells
11-15-2010, 03:43 PM
Admin Mod abuse!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.jetnation.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/admin_power.gif
http://www.jetnation.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/mod_power.gif

'Hamas' Jenkins
11-15-2010, 03:49 PM
LMFAO! It was Hamas, and it was in DC..lol.. and please dont change his name back to hummus because of me..lol..but maybe that was Dole that did that.

What??

I remember us arguing in DC over something related to health care costs and MRIs, but that was months ago, and it definitely was not of the "400 lb sodomizing" stripe.

Get your shit together, you drunkard.

Frazod
11-15-2010, 03:51 PM
I think one thing new enemy fans need to realize is that for every one of our fucktards like GoChiefs who troll your boards, there are a 100 of us who don't. We have no appreciation for these little portals to hell that they open or the people that come through it.

I don't understand the need to do this and never have. I realize if some idiot shows up at your board three days before a game and starts acting like an idiot, it will annoy you just as it annoys us. And I guess I understand the need to get a little payback. But making us all pay for the actions of a few will not win you many brownie points.

But if you want to be a real contributor, welcome aboard. We could always use another Buck or Ugly Duck. But we sure as hell don't need anymore AutumnWinds or KnowMos.

Bill Parcells
11-15-2010, 03:54 PM
What??

I remember us arguing in DC over something related to health care costs and MRIs, but that was months ago, and it definitely was not of the "400 lb sodomizing" stripe.

Get your shit together, you drunkard.

No, Hamas..lol..I wasnt saying you should be banned. morphius was being sarcastic. I just said that most admins on other boards would have banned you for some of the shit you said. but he didnt.

burt
11-15-2010, 03:55 PM
I think one thing new enemy fans need to realize is that for every one of our fucktards like GoChiefs who troll your boards, there are a 100 of us who don't. We have no appreciation for these little portals to hell that they open or the people that come through it.

I don't understand the need to do this and never have. I realize if some idiot shows up at your board three days before a game and starts acting like an idiot, it will annoy you just as it annoys us. And I guess I understand the need to get a little payback. But making us all pay for the actions of a few will not win you many brownie points.

But if you want to be a real contributor, welcome aboard. We could always use another Buck or Ugly Duck. But we sure as hell don't need anymore AutumnWinds or KnowMos.


:wayne::wayne::wayne::rockon::bravo:

FAX
11-15-2010, 03:56 PM
... Dude, please..lol..as an opposing teams fan and a visitor here I have to admit your fiber optic hymen has been penetrated. I got told by Endelt (who was a mod, still a mod? not around anymore?) to die or kill myslef (dont actually remember) in a neg rep when I first came here...lol..its the interwebz. stop whining.

It is quite true that Mr. ENDelt260 possessed a superb and impressive command of the finer points of troll etiquette. As did Mr. Skip Towne, for that matter.

It seems as though ChiefsPlanet once maintained much higher standards concerning troll and N00b (sp?) control. Those days are long gone, however. The more recent posting generation appears to be more concerned with group testicle hugs and Mr. Mr. Flopnuts' Kumbaya serenades.

FAX

RAIDER951
11-15-2010, 03:57 PM
It doesn't matter if you're thinking about the cockroaches in your house. If they're there, they have to be dealt with. Same with these raider fans we're suddenly infested with.

Come on there's really only 3 or 4 of us Raider fans and besides, this site is like RF.net on crack.

'Hamas' Jenkins
11-15-2010, 03:57 PM
No, Hamas..lol..I wasnt saying you should be banned. morphius was being sarcastic. I just said that most admins on other boards would have banned you for some of the shit you said. but he didnt.

I know, but it wasn't last month, and it didn't really get all that personal. That said, you are right that a lot of other admins would have banned my ass faster than a bishop gets wood at a Boy Scout Jamboree.

KurtCobain
11-15-2010, 03:57 PM
I'm glad flopnuts was finally banned, if even just for a bit. He parades around like he owns everything, and he's just a punk. Mister my ass.

KurtCobain
11-15-2010, 03:58 PM
I'm glad flopnuts was finally banned, if even just for a bit. He parades around like he owns everything, and he's just a punk. Mister my ass.

burt
11-15-2010, 03:59 PM
more concerned with group testicle hugs

Mr. Fax!!!! GROSS!!!

siberian khatru
11-15-2010, 04:00 PM
Nah man, can't remember. There's about 4 Chief fans that have been there since 2006 that are all good. These guys just showed up right in the beginning of the week. They got banned really quickly though b/c our MODs are MUCH, MUCH more strict than those here.

I found this place through one of them though so one at least said he was from here. GIF Horse had a link to a post of his on RFN so that's probably how they found it.

OK, thanks. I was trying to determine how many CPers troll other boards (I guess I could just start a thread and ask).

I'm with frazod on this.

burt
11-15-2010, 04:00 PM
I'm glad flopnuts was finally banned, if even just for a bit. He parades around like he owns everything, and he's just a punk. Mister my ass.

repost! Ban him!

'Hamas' Jenkins
11-15-2010, 04:00 PM
I'm glad flopnuts was finally banned, if even just for a bit. He parades around like he owns everything, and he's just a punk. Mister my ass.

Sarcasm or black tar?

FAX
11-15-2010, 04:41 PM
I think one thing new enemy fans need to realize is that for every one of our ****tards like GoChiefs who troll your boards, there are a 100 of us who don't. We have no appreciation for these little portals to hell that they open or the people that come through it. ....

Quite so, Mr. frazod.

They should also know that, when the shooting starts, it's best not to take cover behind a kitchen appliance.

FAX

Donger
11-15-2010, 04:47 PM
Nope.

Morphius still has mod abilities for some reason even though he's not a part of the community and posts like once every month.

He is still banned even though I reversed it.

You are a mod?

KurtCobain
11-15-2010, 04:49 PM
Sarcasm or black tar?


hahaha nice
Posted via Mobile Device

Gonzo
11-15-2010, 04:52 PM
What's going on here?
Posted via Mobile Device

Bacon Cheeseburger
11-15-2010, 05:33 PM
In fact, DaFace, here's some of the things I was met w/ when keeping it cordial when I first got here: I'm not gonna name names b/c throwing people (even if they are idiots) under the bus isn't my style even though I'm sure you have the ability to look at my rep sheet:

11-03-2010 12:58 PM **** Die - Someone said this to me when I was talking about the rushing offenses of both teams. Come on now.
11-03-2010 02:29 PM **** I hope your grandmother catches AIDS and your dog gets hit by a truck. - I just asked how to rep b/c my account didn't have the privileges yet and this is what I got. Oh and to all those that pissed and moaned about my baby comment, care to explain this??????
11-03-2010 03:25 PM *** I hope all of your offspring are stillborn.

I think you get the picture.
I'm pretty sure the first one is mine.

RAIDER951
11-15-2010, 05:39 PM
I'm pretty sure the first one is mine.

Don't know why I find that one funny but I do. Kinda like farting in the elevator and saying "IT WAS MEEEE!"

go bowe
11-15-2010, 06:44 PM
...I'm a Denver fan.aha!

i knew there was something wrong with you...

Sweet Daddy Hate
11-15-2010, 07:22 PM
Flopnuts? Banned?

Fucking outrage.

burt
11-15-2010, 07:26 PM
What's going on here?
Posted via Mobile Device

Who woke up Gonzo?

KCHawg
11-15-2010, 07:28 PM
And just when you thought you couldn't dislike me any more you should know I'm a Denver fan.


Uh, aids tree - fire - antifreeze.....you know how it works!:D

Bob Dole
11-15-2010, 07:55 PM
JFC. With all the crying in this thread, Bob Dole is tempted to just change the thread title to "Philip Rivers".

stevieray
11-15-2010, 08:03 PM
JFC. With all the crying in this thread, Bob Dole is tempted to just change the thread title to "Philip Rivers".

do it.

Gonzo
11-15-2010, 08:10 PM
Who woke up Gonzo?
Yeah, really.
This place goes from boring to retarded in under 5 seconds sometimes, you know it?
Posted via Mobile Device

Phobia
11-15-2010, 08:11 PM
I understand that so maybe I am not asking the right question. In DC where when does a post cross the line? That is what I am trying to get at.

DC is enter at your own risk. Mods are volunteer. They shouldn't be required to read through all that crap. Screw DC.

Same rule I have for my kid. Slide down the stair rail if you want to but don't come crying when you fall off. I don't want to hear it when you do something you know is going to hurt you.

Bill Parcells
11-15-2010, 09:52 PM
ChiefsPlanet under Morphius: where Flopnuts gets banned but Vailpass and Mad Crapper can say whatever they want to.

Leadership!

ROFL

You dont even show your face in DC anymore since your boyfriend ultra peanut left. what do you just read and pound your fist on your desk? ROFL

Reaper16
11-15-2010, 09:55 PM
ROFL

You dont even show your face in DC anymore since your boyfriend ultra peanut left. what do you just read and pound your fist on your desk? ROFL
I post infrequently in DC. Mostly it's just boring in there.

burt
11-15-2010, 10:11 PM
Yeah, really.
This place goes from boring to retarded in under 5 seconds sometimes, you know it?
Posted via Mobile Device

Hell, I am usually responsible for that!

vailpass
11-16-2010, 09:00 AM
aha!

i knew there was something wrong with you...

Uh, aids tree - fire - antifreeze.....you know how it works!:D

:p

luv
11-16-2010, 09:07 AM
I think one thing new enemy fans need to realize is that for every one of our fucktards like GoChiefs who troll your boards, there are a 100 of us who don't. We have no appreciation for these little portals to hell that they open or the people that come through it.

I don't understand the need to do this and never have. I realize if some idiot shows up at your board three days before a game and starts acting like an idiot, it will annoy you just as it annoys us. And I guess I understand the need to get a little payback. But making us all pay for the actions of a few will not win you many brownie points.

But if you want to be a real contributor, welcome aboard. We could always use another Buck or Ugly Duck. But we sure as hell don't need anymore AutumnWinds or KnowMos.

This. I can't see having a desire to go to other boards. I signed up at the OM once, but I haven't been there in years. I just didn't see the fun in it.

BigMeatballDave
11-16-2010, 09:32 AM
This. I can't see having a desire to go to other boards. I signed up at the OM once, but I haven't been there in years. I just didn't see the fun in it.Its fun to read the Mane when Denver is ass. Like this season. But I dont rub salt in their wounds because I dont like it done here.