Who has their Red Wings?

[El Jefe]

Yes that kind of red wings.

Urban Dictionary
1. Red Wings:When you eat a girl out when she is having her period.

This came about when I a buddy of mine said something in front of his girl about doing this. I nearly threw up in my mouth, that is freakin disgusting IMO. I was curious to see if anyone here has done it. I can understand getting it on during her period (wouldnt phase me), but giving oral while she's raging is disgusting.

Just so it has some football notes:
Jamaal Needs more carries
Matt Castle sucks
Dwayne Bowe is not the main issue
Page> Prince and Washington
Tyson Jackson sucks
Arenas is slow
Ole Miss doesn't have good conditioning

[Buehler445]

Not this guy.

You forgot McDaniels is a bitch.

[Bane]

Do not want.
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[Dante84]

Josh McDaniels is a fat black son of a bitch.

[Pants]

Having sex while she's egging is disgusting enough and, for the longest time, I thought that's what getting your red wings meant. It never even entered my mind that someone might even think about going down on a bleeding vagina.

:Lin:

[seclark]

sounds like a good way to choke to death on a tampon.
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[El Jefe]

Having sex while she's egging is disgusting enough and, for the longest time, I thought that's what getting your red wings meant. It never even entered my mind that someone might even think about going down on a bleeding vagina.

:Lin:

See I agree completely. My buddy was bragging and I'm thinking you're one gross SOB.

[eazyb81]

Only a dirty skank would even let you go down there at that time.

[|Zach|]

I am not interested in it but amongst my friends I am in the minority. Girls and guys. I am pretty surprised at how many people don't have an issue with it.

[38yrsfan]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_nw0ikLj0FV0/SU6WskUdMRI/AAAAAAAAADY/sdzSnzmKDgw/s400/Picture+2.png

[luv]

While sex feels best when you're on the rag, that's also the time you feel the worst about your body (bloated, cramping, etc). The thought of having someone go down on me during that time is just plain wrong.

[Pants]

I am not interested in it but amongst my friends I am in the minority. Girls and guys. I am pretty surprised at how many people don't have an issue with it.

You're so full of shit. No self-respecting girl wants to even be seen on the rag much less have someone slurping on it.

[|Zach|]

You're so full of shit. No self-respecting girl wants to even be seen on the rag much less have someone slurping on it.

Eh, I am not referring to going down. Maybe I skimmed the thread. But sex? Absolutely.

edit: My bad I misread. I have always heard that term in association with sex.

[Fumblerooski]

I would rather be urinated on by a sumo wrestler while Jessica Alba watched and laughed at me.

Pass.

[WebGem]

I can't wait for the Western Conference Finals. F*CK THE RED WINGS

[bevischief]

sounds like a good way to choke to death on a tampon.
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ROFL

[Bugeater]

Who here has had a blue waffle?

[vailpass]

Like the man said, I'll wade in the red river any time but I will never drink from it.

[Fish]

http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/3607/images4431222.jpg

FUCK THE REDWINGS!

[alpha_omega]

I thought this was a hockey thread.

As to the actual content of the thread...NO F***ING WAY!

[El Jefe]

Like the man said, I'll wade in the red river any time but I will never drink from it.

I like that. One other statement I think is funny is "If you walk through mud, you can f*** through blood".

[Dartgod]

Who here has had a blue waffle?
I'll bite. What is a blue waffle?

I'm not googling it here at work.

[Pants]

I'll bite. What is a blue waffle?

It's not real so pay no attention to it. It's used to describe vaginal infections that produce greenish/bluish discharge/semi-solids. Since that can't really happen, it's just something really disgusting someone imagined.

[seclark]

I'll bite. What is a blue waffle?

don't ask!!!
i just googled and gagged.
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[HotRoute]

Ya and I also eat my extra rare prime rib with two girls/one cup

[-King-]

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[CHENZ A!]

Naw dog. :shake:
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[vailpass]

I like that. One other statement I think is funny is "If you walk through mud, you can f*** through blood".

Nice, hadn't heard that one.

[Delano]

Every time this comes up I post lyrics to that Type O Negative song, but not today.
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[dmahurin]

One night I had been drinking, alot, and so had my girlfriend at the time. We started going at it, I went down there, finished the evening of drunken sex, woke up the next morning looking like the joker. Yes I have my accidental red wings. She is no longer my girlfriend.

[Gonzo]

Eh, I am not referring to going down. Maybe I skimmed the thread. But sex? Absolutely.

edit: My bad I misread. I have always heard that term in association with sex.

That would be the red badge of courage.
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[allen_kcCard]

One night I had been drinking, alot, and so had my girlfriend at the time. We started going at it, I went down there, finished the evening of drunken sex, woke up the next morning looking like the joker. Yes I have my accidental red wings. She is no longer my girlfriend.

Memories of that ruined the movie for you didn't it.

[Chiefs Rool]

this thread is like the smell of vomit, it's about to make me puke.

[dmahurin]

Memories of that ruined the movie for you didn't it.

For a brief moment it did. Bad memories man. I made her leave immediately after I saw it. Then I showered until the hot water ran out. It was the stuff nightmares are made off. I have nightmares about that and cassel being the starting qb for eternity.

[teedubya]

Hell no. I forget my wife exists during her period.

[El Jefe]

For a brief moment it did. Bad memories man. I made her leave immediately after I saw it. Then I showered until the hot water ran out. It was the stuff nightmares are made off. I have nightmares about that and cassel being the starting qb for eternity.

Hell no. I forget my wife exists during her period.

LOL at both posts.

[stlchiefs]

One night I had been drinking, alot, and so had my girlfriend at the time. We started going at it, I went down there, finished the evening of drunken sex, woke up the next morning looking like the joker. Yes I have my accidental red wings. She is no longer my girlfriend.

OMG :eek: I just threw up in my mouth. :Lin:

[JD10367]

One night I had been drinking, alot, and so had my girlfriend at the time. We started going at it, I went down there, finished the evening of drunken sex, woke up the next morning looking like the joker.

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/Pictures/2007/12/18/Joker460.jpg

[Gonzo]

The worst part is having to floss the blood clots out of your teeth.
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[Pablo]

Fuck to the no.

Rag blood is some putrid shit, brah.

[Hammock Parties]

This horny blonde who lives about 150 miles away was on the rag a couple weeks ago. She was begging me to come fuck her.

ROFL

[cardken]

doing a girl while on the rag, is like poking a wounded animal.ROFLROFLROFLROFL

[CoMoChief]

Having sex while a girl is on her period? Eh, I dont really mind, if she wants it then I'll give it to her, I just make sure to wrap up. I may not look at my dick for a while, at least until I shower though.

Going down on a girl while shes on her period? NO-****ING-WAY. That is just gross on all accounts.

[CoMoChief]

Hell no. I forget my wife exists during her period.

ROFL you win.

[DaneMcCloud]

I've been with girls where the very best sex was during their period. I always thought it was no different than popping a girl's cherry, which in my experience, is far more bloody.

I don't recall ever going down on a chick that was menstruating, although my memory is failing in my old age.

:D

[booger]

Well, you know, you can live on it. But it tastes like shit

[booger]

kind of like eating the ketchup packet that has been laying on the dash in the car all summer long

[booger]

sounds like a good way to choke to death on a tampon.
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ROFL
that's why you have to light the string first

[booger]

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[ohiobronco2]

Made me think of this.

"She'll want you to sample the fruit of her loins, but son it will taste like some old rusty coins."

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[booger]

ROFL

[luv]

The worst part is having to floss the blood clots out of your teeth.
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Just....ewww.

[luv]

I've been with girls where the very best sex was during their period. I always thought it was no different than popping a girl's cherry, which in my experience, is far more bloody.

I don't recall ever going down on a chick that was menstruating, although my memory is failing in my old age.

:D

Sex is best at that time. Completely a hormone thing, methinks.

[booger]

It's times like this i wish my chest waders had a zipper.
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I know what you mean!

[LaChapelle]

Did you start this thread to run that 400lb Raider fan off

[DaneMcCloud]

Sex is best at that time. Completely a hormone thing, methinks.

Only for certain women.

[BossChief]

oh hell no

sex? yeah, but wrap up and put a towel down

go down, nah, you know what?... I think I have to go...somewhere...else

[stevieray]

red waders..

I'll wade around, but aint diving in.

[threebag]

Well, you know, you can live on it. But it tastes like shit

That would be an over bite.

[Shogun]

Yes. Its my bloody right.

Tip for anybody who wants to try it. You might wanna make sure she isn’t pregnant. Choking to death on a first trimester fetus is the last thing you want. Trust me, I’ve lost too many friends to CFTFS.

[philfree]

This thread shouldn't be front page on Chiefs Planet....


Total lack of decorum...


Chiefs Planet has become classless.......I feel ashamed.





PhilFree:arrow:

[Reaper16]

Made me think of this.

"She'll want you to sample the fruit of her loins, but son it will taste like some old rusty coins."

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I came in to post this Stephen Lynch song. You already did it. Good work!

So, new joke I just made up:
I heard that some teenage girls are begging their boyfriends to eat them out while they're bleeding. They call it "Twilighting."

[bevischief]

I came in to post this Stephen Lynch song. You already did it. Good work!

So, new joke I just made up:
I heard that some teenage girls are begging their boyfriends to eat them out while they're bleeding. They call it "Twilighting."

ROFL

[El Jefe]

This thread shouldn't be front page on Chiefs Planet....


Total lack of decorum...


Chiefs Planet has become classless.......I feel ashamed.





PhilFree:arrow:

meh.

[El Jefe]

I came in to post this Stephen Lynch song. You already did it. Good work!

So, new joke I just made up:
I heard that some teenage girls are begging their boyfriends to eat them out while they're bleeding. They call it "Twilighting."

ROFL LMAO ROFL