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Dinny Blues
11-25-2010, 05:35 PM
I'm finna tell you why.

His posting style is much like my drumming style. He ain't bashful, he's dynamic and he gets it right on out there. My snare drum fills every cubic inch of every room it is in. (I can bang that sucker) If you stand too close to my old Slingerland brass shell, it will make your nose bleed.

The unfortunate part of this approach is when you make a mistake, it can't be misconstrued. It's right out there for all to experience. Fortunately for me, when I screw up going into the bridge, I can shake my head and laugh, but nobody gets in my face and says "you really screwed up going into that bridge." And if they did, I could say "yeah, but did you hear me set up the 2nd verse after the solo?"

Unfortunately for Dane here on CP, there is the search function.

I admire his chutzpah.

If I ever get to the left coast, I would be flattered if he allowed me to hang out with him.

In spite of his faults, I am proud to be a Dane McCloud fan.

Dinny

stevieray
11-25-2010, 05:39 PM
groupie?

JD10367
11-25-2010, 05:39 PM
His posting style is much like my drumming style. He ain't bashful, he's dynamic and he gets it right on out there. My snare drum fills every cubic inch of every room it is in. (I can bang that sucker)

The subliminal homoerotic Force is strong with this one. :D

Deberg_1990
11-25-2010, 05:40 PM
Dane is overrated

Chiefs Pantalones
11-25-2010, 05:41 PM
Dane > Cassel

kstater
11-25-2010, 05:44 PM
Fuck you you fucking cuntlicker. You don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

Bane
11-25-2010, 05:50 PM
Who?

Reerun_KC
11-25-2010, 05:50 PM
ROFL

Fruit Ninja
11-25-2010, 05:51 PM
**** you you ****ing ****licker. You don't know what the **** you're talking about.

This.

JASONSAUTO
11-25-2010, 05:52 PM
so do i
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Chiefs Pantalones
11-25-2010, 05:53 PM
Who?

http://www.hollywoodteen.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/mike-jones.jpg

MIKE JONES!!!

MIAdragon
11-25-2010, 05:56 PM
Ghey

Spott
11-25-2010, 06:07 PM
Get a room.

Scorp
11-25-2010, 06:38 PM
You should move in McDouche's trailer house with him. Dane makes me want to hammer my dick with a roofing hammer and then iron it for good measure.

Pawnmower
11-25-2010, 06:58 PM
I would like Dane to stuff my anus like a turkey.

Hot

mlyonsd
11-25-2010, 06:59 PM
Who?

Dinny Blues
11-25-2010, 07:06 PM
Just taking a wild guess here, but I would wager Dane has forgotten more pussy than most of his haters have had in total.

Jealousy will eat you up inside.

Dinny

Gonzo
11-25-2010, 07:18 PM
Dane eats deep fried 100 dollar bills for thanksgiving.
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Gonzo
11-25-2010, 07:22 PM
Dane was going to start a suicide clinic for the terminally ill at one time but he decided against it when he was convinced that 98% of the earth's population was terminally stupid.
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Gonzo
11-25-2010, 07:23 PM
Dane convinced Rocky to take a dive for a 10 dollar bet.
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Pablo
11-25-2010, 07:23 PM
Dane eats deep fried 100 dollar bills for thanksgiving.
Posted via Mobile DeviceHe only uses truffle infused, white rhinoceros fat in his fryer.

Pawnmower
11-25-2010, 07:27 PM
Just taking a wild guess here, but I would wager Dane has forgotten more pussy than most of his haters have had in total.


How do you know about Dane's sexlife? Were you his fluffer?

Dinny Blues
11-25-2010, 07:30 PM
Dane was going to start a suicide clinic for the terminally ill at one time but he decided against it when he was convinced that 98% of the earth's population was terminally stupid.
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Gonzo lives above the bucket.

ROFLROFLROFL

Chuck Norris wears Dane McCloud pajamas, and doesn't know why.

Dane Rocks11!!!!!1111one

Dinny

Otter
11-25-2010, 07:48 PM
http://www.hollywoodteen.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/mike-jones.jpg

MIKE KECK!!!

I fixed your post homo, this won't happen again!!!

Dinny Blues
11-25-2010, 07:57 PM
How do you know about Dane's sexlife? Were you his fluffer?

To tell the truth, little buddy, I know nothing of Dane's sex life.

I just have him figured for someone whose life parallelled my own as a musician in the 70's. I have had my share of pussy, as well as 3 or 4 other's share, and have ABSOLUTELY forgotten more pussy than I remember.

This means nothing more than I'm old and was one of the boys in the band. Times were much different back then.

It is unfortunate that you would attack me. I have witnessed your debates with many posters here, and if I had weighed in, I would have defended you and supported your side in most disagreements at that time.

I don't post often, but have been around a long time. Only jump in when I can no longer remain silent.

My bad side is hard to get on, but not as bad as the wrath of MoHillbilly, and he considers me a friend.

I must now go and make a turkey melt with swiss cheese and homemade dinner roll bread in the toaster oven.

Always remember.....

Free your mind and your ass will follow.
When in doubt, vamp.
And spit don't make babies.

Don't thank me now, thank me later.

~~xoxoxoxo~~

Dinny

CanadaKC
11-25-2010, 08:14 PM
I knew you'd eventually get the same smartass hillbilly replies as I did when I was paging Joe Seahawk...guys..the homo thing...find a new act...getting tiresome

BossChief
11-25-2010, 08:16 PM
Dane ruins women for black men everywhere.

jspchief
11-25-2010, 08:37 PM
You're drumming isn't like Dane's post until you're doing it with Neil Peart, while Speilberg and Angelina Jolie raise their lighters to you. At Obama's beach house.

Sully
11-25-2010, 08:48 PM
Dane's urine is an aphrodisiac.
60% of the time, it works every time!

Pawnmower
11-25-2010, 08:54 PM
To tell the truth, little buddy, I know nothing of Dane's sex life.


It is unfortunate that you would attack me.

I am not attacking you, but this is a stupid ****ign thread. I think youre a pretty funny guy though. Plus we both play drums 8-).

stevieray
11-25-2010, 08:57 PM
...even Dennis Weaver calls him and says Dane McCloud!

Shogun
11-25-2010, 08:59 PM
Never heard of him

RJ
11-25-2010, 09:17 PM
Dane eats deep fried 100 dollar bills for thanksgiving.
Posted via Mobile Device


Dane doesn't eat deep fried anything. His body is a temple.

Gonzo
11-25-2010, 09:18 PM
Danes erect penis has been deemed a deadly weapon by a federal judge.
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Pablo
11-25-2010, 09:18 PM
Never heard of himYeah well once Desus grants hearing to the deaf you'll hear of him.

MadMax
11-25-2010, 09:40 PM
I got noting to say other than I like Dane as a poster and all around good guy...

Dinny Blues
11-25-2010, 09:50 PM
I am not attacking you, but this is a stupid ****ign thread. I think youre a pretty funny guy though. Plus we both play drums 8-).

This thread is not stupid.

Furthermore, everyone is a drummer. And everyone is a sports columnist. (google Clayton Wendler)

Several members on this site have danced to my beat and some have sung with the rest of my band. A few have driven many miles to see our show. I will not mention names to protect the innocent. The proud and the brave may chime in, if they wish.

I may be funny, but I am not a joke.

I wish that were true for many here who take themselves so seriously.

Dane rocks.

Dinny

Sully
11-25-2010, 09:52 PM
Dane told Robert Evans that the kid should stay in the picture.

Shogun
11-25-2010, 09:55 PM
Yeah well once Desus grants hearing to the deaf you'll hear of him.

Que?

BossChief
11-25-2010, 09:58 PM
Dane had a face to face talk with Matt Cassel before the Cardinal game.

Shogun
11-25-2010, 09:59 PM
He probably statistically broke down to him why he wasn't good and why he will never be good and helped Pioli renegotiate his contract to a more fair one so all of the fans in Kansas City are happy.

BossChief
11-25-2010, 10:04 PM
He probably statistically broke down to him why he wasn't good and why he will never be good and helped Pioli renegotiate his contract to a more fair one so all of the fans in Kansas City are happy.

No, he told him that if he didn't start playing much better, he would stop by his house and fist his wife

slowly

Like she had been calling and asking for all along.

no joke,

THAT REALLY HAPPENED

Shogun
11-25-2010, 10:06 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_dcdi--LdAeQ/Sa1sWd8j4pI/AAAAAAAAEBg/BGX_vc32JHc/s400/wtf.jpg

Chocolate Hog
11-25-2010, 11:00 PM
Dane doesn't use water for his swimming pool he uses hawt bitches coochie juice. He's able to make them oooooooz just by looking at them.

Phobia
11-25-2010, 11:28 PM
When Dane friended me on facebook, there was a heavenly host of angels singing and then people started throwing money at my feet. I didn't know why at first until Dane appeared to me in a dream... or maybe he just wrote on my wall but anyway, he said this is what happens to his friends list and now he wants $500 a month to "subscribe". I think I'm going to pay it to see what happens on his premium forum.

RedThat
11-25-2010, 11:44 PM
LOL

Thats I have to say to this thread. And thats that

Norman Einstein
11-26-2010, 06:16 AM
Just say no to Dane.

Chief Henry
11-26-2010, 06:23 AM
...even Dennis Weaver calls him and says Dane McCloud!

Does Dane to horses too ?

Bill Parcells
11-26-2010, 06:28 AM
Who? never heard of him before.

Count Zarth
11-26-2010, 06:30 AM
He would look a little smarter if he didn't try to defend himself in a court of law every time someone accused him of being wrong.

Braincase
11-26-2010, 07:38 AM
Snoop Dog and Dr. Dre listen to the Dane McCloud Party Mix in awe.

Bane
11-26-2010, 08:05 AM
McDonalds was originally going to be named McClouds.

JoeyChuckles
11-26-2010, 08:39 AM
Muhammed Ali told Dane that he was the greatest

RedThat
11-26-2010, 08:50 AM
Muhammed Ali told Dane that he was the greatest

Thats because he stung him like a bee

King_Chief_Fan
11-26-2010, 08:56 AM
who is this Dane idiot everyone speaks of?

HemiEd
11-26-2010, 09:03 AM
Dane doesn't eat deep fried anything. His body is a temple.

Yeah, they are on a bed of organic lettuce on whole wheat pita bread.

Actually he is a pretty smart dude, as are a lot of the controversial fuckers on here.

LaChapelle
11-26-2010, 09:12 AM
Dane is a Kotter mult

blaise
11-26-2010, 09:49 AM
This thread is gayer than two dudes in a Miata sharing a corn dog.

big nasty kcnut
11-26-2010, 09:51 AM
I like dane but for god sake man give me your phone number in pm i want to talk to you.

Earthling
11-26-2010, 09:56 AM
I like dane but for god sake man give me your phone number in pm i want to talk to you.

ROFL

milkman
11-26-2010, 09:59 AM
This thread is not stupid.

Furthermore, everyone is a drummer. And everyone is a sports columnist. (google Clayton Wendler)

Several members on this site have danced to my beat and some have sung with the rest of my band. A few have driven many miles to see our show. I will not mention names to protect the innocent. The proud and the brave may chime in, if they wish.

I may be funny, but I am not a joke.

I wish that were true for many here who take themselves so seriously.

Dane rocks.

Dinny

You're wrong buddy.

I am neither a drummer, nor a sports columnist.

BigRichard
11-26-2010, 10:57 AM
http://www.joebrower.com/PHILE_PILE/PIX/FR/this_thread_is_still_gay.jpg

Pawnmower
11-26-2010, 12:22 PM
You're wrong buddy.

I am neither a drummer, nor a sports columnist.

You forgot to mention that this thread IS stupid...

Ralphy Boy
11-26-2010, 12:53 PM
Neg rep bomb thread?

Braincase
11-26-2010, 01:32 PM
Just drove by a cornfield. There was a Miata parked there, vanity tag read "BLAISE". I think I saw two dudes sharing a chimichurri.
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Bill Parcells
11-26-2010, 01:35 PM
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Bowser
11-26-2010, 01:43 PM
Sure, I'd vote for Dane if he were running for president.

siberian khatru
11-26-2010, 01:48 PM
Sure, I'd vote for Dane if he were running for president.

I can't see Dane giving up the power and money to become president.

Donger
11-26-2010, 01:52 PM
What's not to like? A rapier-like wit combined with panache and house next to Randy Quaid. An effervescent personality wrapped around a huge heart, with a penchant for intentionally goading people into hysteria.

I consider Dane to be a kindred spirit. Of Rasputin. Or maybe Himmler.

Pawnmower
11-26-2010, 01:54 PM
What's not to like? A rapier-like wit combined with panache and house next to Randy Quaid.

Actually like Dane, they weren't supposed to be in that house

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100919/ap_on_en_mo/us_people_randy_quaid




.
.
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Donger
11-26-2010, 01:55 PM
Actually like Dane, they weren't supposed to be in that house

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100919/ap_on_en_mo/us_people_randy_quaid




.
.
.

What do you expect an actor as great as Quaid to live in? An RV?

Pawnmower
11-26-2010, 01:56 PM
What do you expect an actor as great as Quaid to live in? An RV?

The man won a GOLDEN GLOBEEE !!

LOL!!!

I hadn't heard about this before!!!!

ROFL

Wow this is actually really sad...

Donger
11-26-2010, 02:00 PM
The man won a GOLDEN GLOBEEE !!

LOL!!!

I hadn't heard about this before!!!!

ROFL

Wow this is actually really sad...

Any man who can watch his riveting performance in Independence Day and not feel a tingling in his perineum is
beyond help.

Jenson71
11-26-2010, 02:01 PM
I was the originator of Dane McCloud jokes here on chiefsplanet.

Pawnmower
11-26-2010, 02:02 PM
Wait so is Dane MCCloud Randy Quaid in real life? I didn't know quaid was a Chiefs fan.

Bowser
11-26-2010, 02:03 PM
I can't see Dane giving up the power and money to become president.Solid point.

Any man who can watch his riveting performance in Independence Day and not feel a tingling in his perineum is
beyond help.

Up YOOOOOUUUUUURRRRRRSSSSS!!!!!!