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Cjanz
11-25-2010, 10:16 PM
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Greetings, cockpears

I was at Baltimore for the past couple of days. I spent most of the time down at the inner harbor, partaking in such activities as convincing old women that the lobster at Uno's pizza is fantastic and trying to make off with a young couple's dog. However, during the midday of this Thursday, I stopped into the nearby Best Buy. After browsing the aisles a fair bit, I noticed on thing:
Toasters. There were only like, 6 fucking toasters. SIX FUCKING TOASTERS. WHERE THE FUCK ARE ALL THE GODDAMN TOASTERS.
I asked the nearby sales associate what the fuck was this shithole's deal, and he gave me the usual "I'm sorry sir, any complaints should be given to our feedbacsaiofhaweuiofhsdnc" bullshit. I told that cunt patriot bastard to get the fuck out of "my city's Best Buy and that my taxpayer soup wouldn't bring his mother out of the mental institution". I don't know, my singed bread-induced rage was peaking and causing me to spew more than one angered nonsensical word-floods.
But seriously, WHAT GOOD IS BALTIMORE IF YOU CANT MAKE FUCKING TOAST? FUCKING MARYLAND. FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING CRAB SHIRTS AND YOUR FUCKING BOATS. FUCK.
So anyway, I'm sitting here with around 4 Best Buy flashlights.

Crush
11-25-2010, 10:20 PM
Ha ha!

Chiefs Rool
11-25-2010, 10:23 PM
I'll have what you're having

Rain Man
11-25-2010, 10:55 PM
It amazes me that Americans will travel and then expect the country that they're visiting to basically be the same as America. Toast is obviously not part of the cultural heritage of Baltimore. Baltimore is more into haggis and stuff from when it was a Scottish colony. It's simple geography.

Shogun
11-25-2010, 10:57 PM
Seriously why would they carry 6 toasters? They have like 2 aisles of everything else. Thats stupid.

nstygma
11-25-2010, 11:10 PM
I would recommend them to you, shogun, they're pretty good.

Psyko Tek
11-25-2010, 11:25 PM
I'll have what you're having

psychosis?

Cjanz
11-26-2010, 12:33 AM
It amazes me that Americans will travel and then expect the country that they're visiting to basically be the same as America. Toast is obviously not part of the cultural heritage of Baltimore. Baltimore is more into haggis and stuff from when it was a Scottish colony. It's simple geography.

You're right.

Buck
11-26-2010, 01:23 AM
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Copypasta/Archive_6#WHAT_GOOD_IS_BALTIMORE_WITHOUT_FUCKING_TOAST.3F.21

Link is NSFW

Please ban Cjanz, he's just a troll.

ChiefsNow
11-26-2010, 01:56 AM
Are these quad core cpu, 4gb ram toasters?

TrickyNicky
11-26-2010, 02:17 AM
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ChiefsNow
11-26-2010, 02:22 AM
<iframe title="YouTube video player" class="youtube-player" type="text/html" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/vUNIKbX_kUg?rel=0" frameborder="0"></iframe>

LOL funny shit.

ChiefsNow
11-26-2010, 02:25 AM
[QUOTE=TrickyNicky;

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ChiefsNow
11-26-2010, 02:35 AM
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TinyEvel
11-26-2010, 07:04 AM
FWIW our Best Buy only carries one. A cuisinart that cost $69. WTF?

Cjanz
11-26-2010, 02:03 PM
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Copypasta/Archive_6#WHAT_GOOD_IS_BALTIMORE_WITHOUT_****ING_TOAST.3F.21

Link is NSFW

Please ban Cjanz, he's just a troll.

You can stop being butthurt about my copypastas now, Buck. You're not proving anything.

Buck
11-26-2010, 02:07 PM
You can stop being butthurt about my copypastas now, Buck. You're not proving anything.

You're not funny.

Cjanz
11-26-2010, 02:09 PM
You're not funny.

Not trying to be.