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Jim Jones
11-27-2010, 11:06 AM
http://databases.sun-sentinel.com/news/health/ftlaudNEISS2010/ftlaudNEISS_list.php?ctlSearchFor=rectum&simpleSrchTypeComboNot=&a=integrated&id=1&criteria=and

The coat hanger is quite cringeworthy. But an electronic toothbrush?? hmm..:p

Awesome Aric
11-27-2010, 11:08 AM
Typical for Chief fans.

mikeyis4dcats.
11-27-2010, 11:17 AM
2 coathanger fuckers.

How about the girl that shot herself in the asshole?

peckergnat
11-27-2010, 11:31 AM
"FELL OFF A BIKE AND KICKSTAND WENT INTO RECTUM. DX LACERATION "

......but she was wearing a helmet.

Dartgod
11-27-2010, 11:41 AM
It was a million to one shot, doc, million to one.

chasedude
11-27-2010, 12:31 PM
Typical for Chief fans.

Yup, we're the ones shoving it there... you're the one asking us to do it.

Marcellus
11-27-2010, 01:52 PM
PT PUT UNIVERSAL REMOTE CONTROL INTO RECTUM & IT IS STUCK. DX: FB RECTUM, HTN, More ...

I think Eddi Murphy sang about this in the 80's. LMAO

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JD10367
11-27-2010, 02:51 PM
http://ladybunny.net/blog/uploaded_images/6th%20Halloween%20Bash%20-%2028%20-%20Matt%20with%20his%20Richard%20Gere%20Gerbil-741589.jpg

bevischief
11-27-2010, 03:02 PM
The real question is why is there a database for this...?

jd1020
11-27-2010, 03:02 PM
60 M's to 18 F's. M must stand for Milf.

bevischief
11-27-2010, 03:05 PM
I like this one STUCK A WINE BOTTLE UP HER RE@#$$# AND THE CORK CAME OFF...

VAChief
11-27-2010, 03:15 PM
Worked in the ER right of college and witnessed a 13yo who came in with a curtain rod stuck in his ahole. The kid sat through dinner in his bathrobe before finally admitting to his parents what had happened. They refused my request to take their insurance information...go figure.

TheGuardian
11-27-2010, 03:48 PM
20 YO M EXPERIMENTING WITH RECTAL STIMULATION, GOT SHAVING CREAM CAN STUCK


"EXPERIMENTING?????"

So you're just sitting around the house one night.........

Crush
11-27-2010, 04:11 PM
Who the hell sticks an electric toothbrush up their ass?

Chiefs Rool
11-27-2010, 04:16 PM
PT IS BEING SEEN FOR HAVING A NAIL IN IS RECTUM - OOOUUUCHH!

GOT A *** STUCK IN RECTUM WHILE TRYING TO RELIEVE HIMSELF OF DIARRHEA.D X. FOREIGN BODY RECTUM, CONSTIPATION.* - Ever heard of colon cleanse? jeez

RECTAL FB-ANOTHER BOY PUT A "TOPPER TOY" IN PT'S RECTUM - 3 years old, WTF?

Chiefs Rool
11-27-2010, 04:17 PM
a buddy of mine tricked me into seeing this once, don't click on it, just don't, but it's relevant to this thread

NSFW NSFW

http://www.1man1jar.org/

DONT CLICK THIS, NSFW, NUDITY, HORRIBLE HORRIBLE THINGS NSFW NSFW NSFW

bevischief
11-27-2010, 04:56 PM
Is there any baby blue hats on the list?

chasedude
11-27-2010, 07:02 PM
Is there any baby blue hats on the list?

ROFL

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f160/HutchJayhawk/bobdole.jpg

WebGem
11-27-2010, 07:06 PM
12/18/2009 49 M White PT HAS 7 INCH DILDO STUCK IN RECTUM. DX: FB RECTUM.
Ehh. Broncos fan?