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big nasty kcnut
11-27-2010, 02:15 PM
Does anyone ever wonder how big an object can be put in a girl you know? And could they conceivably open a bottle twist off with their you know?

Bugeater
11-27-2010, 02:16 PM
Fist.

Donger
11-27-2010, 02:16 PM
LMAO

Donger
11-27-2010, 02:17 PM
As to your question, nut, the answer is obviously something that is smaller than she.

booger
11-27-2010, 02:25 PM
.

LaChapelle
11-27-2010, 02:29 PM
Redrum's mom might have a depth chart

Bill Parcells
11-27-2010, 02:31 PM
Redrum's mom might have a depth chart

Oh the village retard blueballs has chimed in. thread complete

Bill Parcells
11-27-2010, 02:32 PM
Fist.

Crisco

jd1020
11-27-2010, 02:32 PM
I've been thinking... What would Jeter look like in a Red Sox uniform?

Mr. Laz
11-27-2010, 02:32 PM
<table border="0" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" width="1%"> <table align="right" border="0" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td class="Text" colspan="2" align="left">http://www.discreet-romance.com/images/products/LOTJ827.jpg </td> </tr> <tr> <td class="Text" align="left">
</td> <td align="right"> http://www.discreet-romance.com/images/button_enlarge.gif </td> </tr> </tbody></table> </td> <td class="smalltext" valign="top"> Worlds Largest Dildo Dong - This Item Is Replaced By Dj110104 <table border="0" width="100%"> <tbody><tr><td class="text" valign="top" width="1%" nowrap="nowrap">Manufacturer:</td><td class="text">Doc Johnson</td></tr> <tr><td class="text" valign="top">Model:</td><td class="text">LOTJ827</td></tr> <tr><td class="text" valign="top"> Measurements:</td><td class="text" valign="top"> 14.5" Long 2.75" Wide 8.75" Around</td></tr><tr><td class="text" valign="top"> Material:</td><td class="text" valign="top"> Jelly </td></tr><tr><td class="text" valign="top"> Powered By:</td><td class="text" valign="top"> 3doublea</td></tr><tr><td class="text" valign="top"> Size:</td><td class="text" valign="top"> Huge</td></tr><tr><td class="text" valign="top"> Color:</td><td class="text" valign="top"> Red</td></tr><tr><td class="text" valign="top"> Vibration:</td><td class="text" valign="top"> Vibrates Multi-speed </td></tr></tbody></table>
Retail Price: $72.21
Our Low Price: <s>$59.19</s>
Sale: $45.99
OUT OF STOCK



Number of Current Reviews: 67
Average Rating: http://www.discreet-romance.com/images/stars_4.gif
</td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2" class="smalltext" valign="top"> THIS ITEM IS REPLACED BY Great American Challenge Vib (http://www.discreet-romance.com/great-american-challenge-jelly-adult-sex-toys-25814.html?osCsid=1bb28c3d863e5cff9c906abc4d567567) Warning: This soft jelly dildo is Huge - Do not order unless you understand the size! It is one of our biggest dildos in stock.


Made of a soft jelly.
14.5 inches from the base to the top
11 inches from the top of the balls to the tip
The dong is more oval shape than round, so the diameter ranges from 2.75 inches to 2.25 inches
The circumference (distance around) is 8.75 inches at it's widest point.

The dong comes with 2 vibrating torpedo bullets in the shaft of the cock, thus you can feel vibrations at the tip and Powerful vibrations just above the balls. (battery pack requires 3 AA batteries)
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Donger
11-27-2010, 02:34 PM
Out of stock. LMAO

jd1020
11-27-2010, 02:35 PM
WTF is the black shit in the center of the shaft?

Bill Parcells
11-27-2010, 02:36 PM
WTF is the black shit in the center of the shaft?

Fecal matter?

jd1020
11-27-2010, 02:38 PM
Could be a good "Blob" picture to show someone to judge their sanity.

Donger
11-27-2010, 02:42 PM
WTF is the black shit in the center of the shaft?

I would imagine those are the batteries and the vibrating hardware and control system.

LaChapelle
11-27-2010, 02:43 PM
Jersey women pick their teeth with those things

jd1020
11-27-2010, 02:45 PM
I would imagine those are the batteries and the vibrating hardware and control system.

Ahhh. I didnt even read the description.

booger
11-27-2010, 02:53 PM
.

bevischief
11-27-2010, 02:57 PM
2 Liter...

bevischief
11-27-2010, 02:59 PM
Well there are those Donkey shows in Mexico...

Earthling
11-27-2010, 03:00 PM
Bowling ball ? Or something similar in size to a babys head...and there is some big headed newborns.

Chief Chief
11-27-2010, 03:05 PM
Regarding the twist-off question, the answer's simple: They have a bartender with a bottle opener stuck up there!

Thig Lyfe
11-27-2010, 03:12 PM
Does anyone ever wonder how big an object can be put in a girl you know? And could they conceivably open a bottle twist off with their you know?

http://i39.tinypic.com/1417el0.gif

Bill Parcells
11-27-2010, 03:15 PM
http://i39.tinypic.com/1417el0.gif

This is Ultra Peanuts dupe account. no doubt in my mind.

Thig Lyfe
11-27-2010, 03:22 PM
This is Ultra Peanuts dupe account. no doubt in my mind.

http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc138/pearlgrrl/Gifs/b034eb31.gif

Bill Parcells
11-27-2010, 03:24 PM
http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc138/pearlgrrl/Gifs/b034eb31.gif

Yep, I was right. my gifs are way better ;) you fail AGAIN ROFL


http://homepage.eircom.net/~nyjets/BPChiefsPlanet.gif

Thig Lyfe
11-27-2010, 03:28 PM
Yep, I was right. my gifs are way better ;) you fail AGAIN ROFL


http://i51.tinypic.com/30j3d51.gif

Bill Parcells
11-27-2010, 03:34 PM
http://i51.tinypic.com/30j3d51.gif

http://www.lollibrary.com/gallery/d/2182-1/heman.gif

Rain Man
11-27-2010, 08:25 PM
Does anyone ever wonder how big an object can be put in a girl you know? And could they conceivably open a bottle twist off with their you know?

In a girl I know? I guess it would be something smaller than in a girl I don't know, because with a girl I don't know I wouldn't be as worried about etiquette.

GloryDayz
11-27-2010, 08:47 PM
<table border="0" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" width="1%"> <table align="right" border="0" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td class="Text" colspan="2" align="left">http://www.discreet-romance.com/images/products/LOTJ827.jpg </td> </tr> <tr> <td class="Text" align="left">
</td> <td align="right"> http://www.discreet-romance.com/images/button_enlarge.gif </td> </tr> </tbody></table> </td> <td class="smalltext" valign="top"> Worlds Largest Dildo Dong - This Item Is Replaced By Dj110104 <table border="0" width="100%"> <tbody><tr><td class="text" valign="top" width="1%" nowrap="nowrap">Manufacturer:</td><td class="text">Doc Johnson</td></tr> <tr><td class="text" valign="top">Model:</td><td class="text">LOTJ827</td></tr> <tr><td class="text" valign="top"> Measurements:</td><td class="text" valign="top"> 14.5" Long 2.75" Wide 8.75" Around</td></tr><tr><td class="text" valign="top"> Material:</td><td class="text" valign="top"> Jelly </td></tr><tr><td class="text" valign="top"> Powered By:</td><td class="text" valign="top"> 3doublea</td></tr><tr><td class="text" valign="top"> Size:</td><td class="text" valign="top"> Huge</td></tr><tr><td class="text" valign="top"> Color:</td><td class="text" valign="top"> Red</td></tr><tr><td class="text" valign="top"> Vibration:</td><td class="text" valign="top"> Vibrates Multi-speed </td></tr></tbody></table>
Retail Price: $72.21
Our Low Price: <s>$59.19</s>
Sale: $45.99
OUT OF STOCK



Number of Current Reviews: 67
Average Rating: http://www.discreet-romance.com/images/stars_4.gif
</td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2" class="smalltext" valign="top"> THIS ITEM IS REPLACED BY Great American Challenge Vib (http://www.discreet-romance.com/great-american-challenge-jelly-adult-sex-toys-25814.html?osCsid=1bb28c3d863e5cff9c906abc4d567567) Warning: This soft jelly dildo is Huge - Do not order unless you understand the size! It is one of our biggest dildos in stock.


Made of a soft jelly.
14.5 inches from the base to the top
11 inches from the top of the balls to the tip
The dong is more oval shape than round, so the diameter ranges from 2.75 inches to 2.25 inches
The circumference (distance around) is 8.75 inches at it's widest point.

The dong comes with 2 vibrating torpedo bullets in the shaft of the cock, thus you can feel vibrations at the tip and Powerful vibrations just above the balls. (battery pack requires 3 AA batteries)
</td></tr></tbody></table>

It's a PROP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bane
11-27-2010, 08:55 PM
The whole thing.

JD10367
11-27-2010, 09:01 PM
I would think there are a wide variety of girls, some very small and tight and others big and loose enough to hide the Taco Bell chihuahua in. Really, though, if your schlong, fingers, and tongue all fit*, anything else is icing on the cake.

*Disclaimer: not at the same time

milkman
11-27-2010, 09:04 PM
You should stop thinking.

Really.

You might hurt yourself.

GloryDayz
11-27-2010, 09:14 PM
I've wondered some things too.

Saul Good
11-27-2010, 09:27 PM
Fist.

Was this your answer to the question, or were you trying to finish his last thought? It works either way.

Earthling
11-28-2010, 01:22 AM
Big enough to lose your teeth in...I can tell you that !

JOhn
11-28-2010, 04:37 AM
Big enough to lose your teeth in...I can tell you that !
:Lin:

Pushead2
11-28-2010, 05:11 AM
<table border="0" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tbody><tr><td valign="top" width="1%"> <table align="right" border="0" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td class="Text" colspan="2" align="left">http://www.discreet-romance.com/images/products/LOTJ827.jpg </td> </tr> <tr> <td class="Text" align="left">
</td> <td align="right"> http://www.discreet-romance.com/images/button_enlarge.gif </td> </tr> </tbody></table> </td> <td class="smalltext" valign="top"> Worlds Largest Dildo Dong - This Item Is Replaced By Dj110104 <table border="0" width="100%"> <tbody><tr><td class="text" valign="top" width="1%" nowrap="nowrap">Manufacturer:</td><td class="text">Doc Johnson</td></tr> <tr><td class="text" valign="top">Model:</td><td class="text">LOTJ827</td></tr> <tr><td class="text" valign="top"> Measurements:</td><td class="text" valign="top"> 14.5" Long 2.75" Wide 8.75" Around</td></tr><tr><td class="text" valign="top"> Material:</td><td class="text" valign="top"> Jelly </td></tr><tr><td class="text" valign="top"> Powered By:</td><td class="text" valign="top"> 3doublea</td></tr><tr><td class="text" valign="top"> Size:</td><td class="text" valign="top"> Huge</td></tr><tr><td class="text" valign="top"> Color:</td><td class="text" valign="top"> Red</td></tr><tr><td class="text" valign="top"> Vibration:</td><td class="text" valign="top"> Vibrates Multi-speed </td></tr></tbody></table>
Retail Price: $72.21
Our Low Price: <s>$59.19</s>
Sale: $45.99
OUT OF STOCK



Number of Current Reviews: 67
Average Rating: http://www.discreet-romance.com/images/stars_4.gif
</td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2" class="smalltext" valign="top"> THIS ITEM IS REPLACED BY Great American Challenge Vib (http://www.discreet-romance.com/great-american-challenge-jelly-adult-sex-toys-25814.html?osCsid=1bb28c3d863e5cff9c906abc4d567567) Warning: This soft jelly dildo is Huge - Do not order unless you understand the size! It is one of our biggest dildos in stock.


Made of a soft jelly.
14.5 inches from the base to the top
11 inches from the top of the balls to the tip
The dong is more oval shape than round, so the diameter ranges from 2.75 inches to 2.25 inches
The circumference (distance around) is 8.75 inches at it's widest point.

The dong comes with 2 vibrating torpedo bullets in the shaft of the cock, thus you can feel vibrations at the tip and Powerful vibrations just above the balls. (battery pack requires 3 AA batteries)
</td></tr></tbody></table>


hmmm.....only 4 out of 5 stars.

Crush
11-28-2010, 05:27 AM
I bet it eats up more batteries than a Sega Gamegear.

Galileo Humpkins
11-28-2010, 05:29 AM
$45.99? The Coca-Cola better be included.

Earthling
11-28-2010, 05:34 AM
:Lin:

Or so I have heard. :p

JOhn
11-28-2010, 05:41 AM
Or so I have heard. :p

I think you might have first hand knowledge

Earthling
11-28-2010, 05:47 AM
I think you might have first hand knowledge

:LOL: A liar has no chance around here. Like this T-Shirt I have " I fish. Therefore I lie."

tmax63
11-28-2010, 06:44 AM
"click to enlarge" ? Is that really necessary in that ad?