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Chiefspants
11-27-2010, 08:23 PM
I was in the midst of taking a long, refreshing shower today when I saw that my mother had purchased a new bottle of axe. We have used Axe soap before, so I thoughtlessly put a generous amount in my hand and began to lather my essentials. After putting a liberal amount on my legs, I moved upward and began to cover my bait and tackle. Once that area was covered in a copious amount of soap, I began to move up towards my stomach. But, in the next few seconds, I realized there was something had gone terribly wrong, this is because I felt an intense burning from my tackle box. Grabbing the axe soap, I took a breath when I saw this message on the front.

"Contains Menthol."

Anyways, as I type this to you it feels as if my bollocks are somewhere in between cloud nine and the lake of fire. It's similar to taking one too many tablets of dentyne ice.

Can Chiefsplanet offer up any wisdom in my time of need?

Reerun_KC
11-27-2010, 08:24 PM
All I got is ROFL

Chiefs Rool
11-27-2010, 08:25 PM
ouch! not as bad as jerking it with icy hot, but still....

Bane
11-27-2010, 08:26 PM
Or spraying old spice on your balls.

Crush
11-27-2010, 08:28 PM
http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/3043/stewieupsidedownfaceo.gif

Rain Man
11-27-2010, 08:29 PM
Apply some Ben Gay. That'll offset the menthol and be soothing.

WebGem
11-27-2010, 08:30 PM
ROFL

Bane
11-27-2010, 08:31 PM
Apply some Ben Gay. That'll offset the menthol and be soothing.

Or the icy hot hot and cold patch.

Lonewolf Ed
11-27-2010, 08:31 PM
This is serious! You have to immediately remove any residue from the area with a steel wool pad to ensure maximum removal, and to offset any onset of infection, pour vinegar on the area. Hurry, there is no time to lose!

Crush
11-27-2010, 08:36 PM
In all seriousness, wash it off with some antifreeze. You will be fine in the morning.

chasedude
11-27-2010, 08:37 PM
No antifreeze reference yet? Noobs!!!!

Bane
11-27-2010, 08:37 PM
I suggest using a hard cheese grater to scrape off the film left behind and then rinsing it off with some acetone.

Chiefspants
11-27-2010, 08:37 PM
Apply some Ben Gay. That'll offset the menthol and be soothing.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_x6Wvsgk4BwE/Rcfb335KybI/AAAAAAAAAG8/owUq4uTJWrQ/s400/smithers-yelling.gif

I was led astray

Bane
11-27-2010, 08:38 PM
In all seriousness, wash it off with some antifreeze. You will be fine in the morning.

No antifreeze reference yet? Noobs!!!!

LMAO

Buck
11-27-2010, 08:38 PM
Did this really happen or did you just copy it from somewhere else on the internet?

I'm going with the latter.

chasedude
11-27-2010, 08:39 PM
In all seriousness, wash it off with some antifreeze. You will be fine in the morning.

You got it in before I hit submit. :clap:

Good job! :thumb:

Pioli Zombie
11-27-2010, 08:39 PM
Shout downstairs "MAAAAAAAA. The soap ya bought is burnin my balls!!!!!!!!!!"

Rain Man
11-27-2010, 08:39 PM
I was led astray

Maybe I was wrong about the soothing part, but I'm positive that it would offset the menthol.

Chiefspants
11-27-2010, 08:40 PM
Did this really happen or did you just copy it from somewhere else on the internet?

I'm going with the latter.

It's not a copypasta, I promise, if you want I can provide pictures of the axe and shower in question, but I'll spare you of any pictures of my pulsating member.

GloryDayz
11-27-2010, 08:42 PM
I'm going to try it, then I'll get back to you....

Chiefspants
11-27-2010, 08:44 PM
Maybe I was wrong about the soothing part, but I'm positive that it would offset the menthol.

I don't know, maybe I can get some Stimulus money alloted towards this hypothesis, it's not like it's going to anything of value.

Pioli Zombie
11-27-2010, 08:46 PM
I hate when that happens.

Buck
11-27-2010, 08:48 PM
Did you get a burn?

Menthol shouldn't burn you.

They make "cooling sensation" lube with menthol. I guess girls like the cool feeling in their butts.

milkman
11-27-2010, 08:49 PM
Just rub it out.

Chiefspants
11-27-2010, 08:51 PM
Did you get a burn?

Menthol shouldn't burn you.

They make "cooling sensation" lube with menthol. I guess girls like the cool feeling in their butts.

I don't have a second degree burn on my junk or anything, it's more like a burning sensation. Meh, maybe some girls like the pleasing burn in their cornhole, but I think I'll pass on that one.

Bane
11-27-2010, 08:53 PM
Rub some dirt on it.

Valiant
11-27-2010, 08:55 PM
?? My shampoo has that.. I think it feels great. Only thing is you can't have a fan or draft going throughout the house.

Chiefspants
11-27-2010, 08:56 PM
?? My shampoo has that.. I think it feels great. Only thing is you can't have a fan or draft going throughout the house.

It didn't feel bad on my arms or legs, but I wouldn't recommend it down below.

JD10367
11-27-2010, 08:56 PM
Menthol has no effect. The pleasing burn you feel is actually the clap.