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Hog Farmer
11-28-2010, 06:47 AM
As I was driving home from Arkansas going down I-40 just west of Oklahoma City I was passing a semi truck. I looked over into the cab and the driver was wearing a turbine and had a big beard. Taliban clone. Ok, this may not raise too many red flags but what I saw next did. As I pulled ahead I kept looking at him and he glanced over at me. I looked into his eyes and what I saw was horrific. He had an angry look. A mindless look . A look that he was on a mission and the mission was to destroy me, my family and all of the free world .

A feeling came over me that I cannot explain. I felt helpless but felt if I didn't do something I may feel guilty the rest of my life for not intervening. What did he have in his truck I thought to my self and where was he going with it. What should I do. I must doing something to head this off. Thoughts raced through my mind.

OK, I have a pretty big truck, I could run him off the road , No, that would endanger my family. I could follow him into the next truck stop and offer him a bacon sandwich, if he accepts I know he's OK. So, I rolled down my window and yelled at him, "Where ya headed". He yelled back "Denver". So I just gave him the thumbs up and drove on in.

Was that profiling ?

Braincase
11-28-2010, 06:52 AM
Be sure to report anybody that looks like Timothy McVeigh, as well.

Scorp
11-28-2010, 06:52 AM
He is more afraid of you than you are of him!

Phobia
11-28-2010, 06:54 AM
Be careful. Those people have magic carpets and if you're not careful they'll slap you silly with some Stainmaster pile.

HonestChieffan
11-28-2010, 07:07 AM
The Pig is relentless.

bevischief
11-28-2010, 07:10 AM
Did he have a Elway jersey on?

denwilmay
11-28-2010, 07:15 AM
dumb!

Scorp
11-28-2010, 07:17 AM
dumb!

Shut the fuck up you stupid ass noob!

ChiefsNow
11-28-2010, 07:25 AM
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Fritz88
11-28-2010, 07:27 AM
ROFL
Posted via Mobile Device

ChiefsNow
11-28-2010, 07:37 AM
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Norman Einstein
11-28-2010, 07:40 AM
Got a lot of time on your hands today?

rageeumr
11-28-2010, 08:10 AM
the driver was wearing a turbine

http://www.barrettturbineengine.com/storage/turbine.jpg

????

Frazod
11-28-2010, 08:17 AM
http://www.barrettturbineengine.com/storage/turbine.jpg

????

He must have had a big head. Turbines can be heavy.

BTW, I copied that exact imagine off google to post in this thread, but you beat me to it. :D

Bwana
11-28-2010, 08:18 AM
dumb!

STFU



Shut your pie hole n00b. Make yourself useful and go fetch us a beer and some chips, M'kay?

GloryDayz
11-28-2010, 08:21 AM
dumb!

Were YOU the turban-wearing, bearded, and scary truck driver? If not, sit down!

Mr. Arrowhead
11-28-2010, 08:28 AM
Hmmm I wonder why Championship was in Oklahoma?

GloryDayz
11-28-2010, 08:29 AM
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This....

Hog Farmer
11-28-2010, 08:30 AM
http://www.barrettturbineengine.com/storage/turbine.jpg

????

And believe it or not I was a really good spellar in school.

Chiefaholic
11-28-2010, 08:37 AM
lol

Deberg_1990
11-28-2010, 08:41 AM
I was walking down the street once and this black dude with baggy pants looked at me with an angry face.....im pretty sure he was gonna kill me.

MahiMike
11-28-2010, 08:57 AM
You shoulda unleashed your hogs on him.

"A hungry pack of hogs can tear thru human bones like butta!"

bevischief
11-28-2010, 09:03 AM
He was on his 2nd 4 Loko of the day.

Radar Chief
11-28-2010, 09:08 AM
http://owencounty.org/binladenliq.swf

:bang:

ChiefsNow
11-28-2010, 09:13 AM
http://owencounty.org/binladenliq.swf

:bang:

crap, I killed a hostage

Radar Chief
11-28-2010, 09:17 AM
crap, I killed a hostage

I shoot them just to get him out of the way.
I consider it a mercy killing. Cause, what the hell is going on back there with the nekid hostage anyway? :spock:

Bwana
11-28-2010, 09:44 AM
http://owencounty.org/binladenliq.swf

:bang:


LMAO

Blitz
11-28-2010, 09:47 AM
Wow @ OP

I'm certain that the driver you were talking about was a Sikh and not middle eastern. Sikhs are from india and not similar to middle easterns folks at all in fact, Christians are more similar to middle easterns than Sikhs. Secondly, I have many members in my family who drive a truck to support their families, to put food on the table so to speak.

I'm certain this fellow was just minding his own business and does not want to be bothered because in the past, especially in the Midwest and I have family members who have confirmed this they have experienced racial taunts that no one ever should deal with.

I hope this racially motivated thread goes away because I would expect better from fellow chiefs fans.

FYI, I am also a Sikh and have experienced a lot from ignorant folks when travelling from canada.


Go chiefs go

bevischief
11-28-2010, 09:47 AM
What colors was he wearing?

jAZ
11-28-2010, 09:55 AM
Good work, now profile this terrorist so we can all be guilty too!

http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/images/news/photos/2010/03/10/jihad-jane-cp-8292093.jpg

Bwana
11-28-2010, 09:57 AM
Good work, now profile this terrorist so we can all be guilty too!

http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/images/news/photos/2010/03/10/jihad-jane-cp-8292093.jpg


What is: "is that a dude for $1000, Alex."

WebGem
11-28-2010, 10:16 AM
ROFL

Radar Chief
11-28-2010, 10:23 AM
Wow @ OP

I'm certain that the driver you were talking about was a Sikh and not middle eastern. Sikhs are from india and not similar to middle easterns folks at all in fact, Christians are more similar to middle easterns than Sikhs. Secondly, I have many members in my family who drive a truck to support their families, to put food on the table so to speak.

I'm certain this fellow was just minding his own business and does not want to be bothered because in the past, especially in the Midwest and I have family members who have confirmed this they have experienced racial taunts that no one ever should deal with.

I hope this racially motivated thread goes away because I would expect better from fellow chiefs fans.

FYI, I am also a Sikh and have experienced a lot from ignorant folks when travelling from canada.


Go chiefs go

FYI, cause you seem like a nice enough fellow, but this is Hog Farmer's version of a joke. It'd be more in the spirit of things if you asked his advice for dealing with the next sister humping redneck you see driving a U-Haul truck. I'm sure as long as they're headed to Denver or Oakland he'll advise you to chip in some gas money. ;)

Phobia
11-28-2010, 11:11 AM
Wow @ OP

I'm certain that the driver you were talking about was a Sikh and not middle eastern. Sikhs are from india and not similar to middle easterns folks at all in fact, Christians are more similar to middle easterns than Sikhs. Secondly, I have many members in my family who drive a truck to support their families, to put food on the table so to speak.

I'm certain this fellow was just minding his own business and does not want to be bothered because in the past, especially in the Midwest and I have family members who have confirmed this they have experienced racial taunts that no one ever should deal with.

I hope this racially motivated thread goes away because I would expect better from fellow chiefs fans.

FYI, I am also a Sikh and have experienced a lot from ignorant folks when travelling from canada.


Go chiefs go

I'm Sikh too but am on a prescribed regimen of antibiotics to clear it up.

Phobia
11-28-2010, 11:12 AM
A turbine on the head is like an uber-geek, about 3 levels higher than a routine geek with a propeller hat.

chasedude
11-28-2010, 11:33 AM
LMAO!

DJ's left nut
11-28-2010, 11:58 AM
So the pack of self-righteous haughty dickheads that won't stop whining evidently missed that whole 'going to Denver' part....

Good ol' Jaz. You can always count on him coming into a thread to remind everyone what intolerant assholes they are and how much better the world would be if we all just voted Democrat.

Some of you may want to read up on this 'humor' thing.

Just a thought.

ForeverChiefs58
11-28-2010, 12:18 PM
too bad jaz can't give a suicide bomber a big hug. Get some humor in that tight clinched ass of yours!

Reaper16
11-28-2010, 12:25 PM
At first I was like "Fuck this racist ass post."
Then I was like "It's just a Denver joke. Nice."

Hog Farmer
04-24-2011, 05:10 PM
I just saw another . Them basturds are everywhere!

bevischief
04-24-2011, 05:57 PM
Call the FBI... They are after your pigs...

JD10367
04-24-2011, 08:23 PM
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Rain Man
04-24-2011, 08:33 PM
This thread isn't funny. Rams Fan's dad works in Denver.

Rain Man
04-24-2011, 08:41 PM
Wow @ OP

I'm certain that the driver you were talking about was a Sikh and not middle eastern. Sikhs are from india and not similar to middle easterns folks at all in fact, Christians are more similar to middle easterns than Sikhs. Secondly, I have many members in my family who drive a truck to support their families, to put food on the table so to speak.

I'm certain this fellow was just minding his own business and does not want to be bothered because in the past, especially in the Midwest and I have family members who have confirmed this they have experienced racial taunts that no one ever should deal with.

I hope this racially motivated thread goes away because I would expect better from fellow chiefs fans.

FYI, I am also a Sikh and have experienced a lot from ignorant folks when travelling from canada.


Go chiefs go

Whoa, cool.

I hope it's not racist to say this, but Sikhs are cool. Sikhs are right up there with Vikings and Gurkhas in terms of bada**-looking warriors.

Sofa King
04-25-2011, 07:17 AM
I had just as much fun with the joke as i did with the responses from the people who didn't realize it was a joke.

acesn8s
04-25-2011, 07:22 AM
As I was driving home from Arkansas going down I-40 just west of Oklahoma City I was passing a semi truck. I looked over into the cab and the driver was wearing a turbine and had a big beard. Taliban clone. Ok, this may not raise too many red flags but what I saw next did. As I pulled ahead I kept looking at him and he glanced over at me. I looked into his eyes and what I saw was horrific. He had an angry look. A mindless look . A look that he was on a mission and the mission was to destroy me, my family and all of the free world .

A feeling came over me that I cannot explain. I felt helpless but felt if I didn't do something I may feel guilty the rest of my life for not intervening. What did he have in his truck I thought to my self and where was he going with it. What should I do. I must doing something to head this off. Thoughts raced through my mind.

OK, I have a pretty big truck, I could run him off the road , No, that would endanger my family. I could follow him into the next truck stop and offer him a bacon sandwich, if he accepts I know he's OK. So, I rolled down my window and yelled at him, "Where ya headed". He yelled back "Denver". So I just gave him the thumbs up and drove on in.

Was that profiling ?Sounds like a taxi cab driver hauling a bunch of Mexicans, group rate style.