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luv
11-29-2010, 09:20 PM
http://www.dumblaws.com/


For state of Missouri:

-It is illegal to have oral sex.
-Single men between the ages of twenty-one and fifty must pay an annual tax of one dollar (enacted 1820).
-It is not illegal to speed.

By city:

Buckner
-In this small town of only 4,000, yard waste may be burned any day except Sunday.

Columbia
-You can not have a antenna exposed outside of your house yet you can have a 25′ satellite dish.
-Though clotheslines are banned, clothes may be draped over a fence.
-One may not drink in a bar between 2:00 and 6:00 AM.

Kansas City
-Minors are not allowed to purchase cap pistols, however they may buy shotguns freely.
-Installation of bathtubs with four legs resembling animal paws is prohibited.

Marceline
-Minors can buy rolling paper and tobacco but not lighters.

Marquette
-It is illegal for more than four unrelated persons to occupy the same dwelling (The Brothel Law).

Mole
-Frightening a baby is in violation of the law.

Natchez
-It shall be unlawful to provide beer or other intoxicants to elephants.

Purdy
-Dancing is strictly prohibited.

St. Louis
-It’s illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket.
-A milk man may not run while on duty.

University City
-Four women may not rent an apartment together.
-No person may own a PVC pipe.
-No person may have a “yard sale” in their front yard.
-Houses may not have lights on them that shine into the window of a neighbor’s house.
-It is illegal to request for someone to “watch over” your parked car.
-One may not honk another’s horn.

Count Alex's Losses
11-29-2010, 09:23 PM
For state of Missouri:

-It is illegal to have oral sex.


Cops are on your tail, luv.

Red Beans
11-29-2010, 09:35 PM
Think of the stories that fellated...uh facilitated these laws. The stories have got to be fucking insane. I guarantee someone in Natchez got a pachyderm wasted and havoc ensued.

Baconeater
11-29-2010, 09:36 PM
Dumb Laws in Nebraska

Persons with gonorrhea may not marry.
Full text of the law. (http://www.dumblaws.com/law/1314)
It is illegal to fly a plane while drunk.
Full text of the law. (http://www.dumblaws.com/law/1315)
If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested.
It is Illegal to go whale fishing.
It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.
It is illegal for a mother to give her daughter a perm without a state license.

Omaha
Sneezing or burping is illegal during a church service.
A man is not allowed to run around with a shaved chest.

luv
11-29-2010, 09:38 PM
Dumb Laws in Nebraska

Persons with gonorrhea may not marry.
Full text of the law. (http://www.dumblaws.com/law/1314)
It is illegal to fly a plane while drunk.
Full text of the law. (http://www.dumblaws.com/law/1315)
If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested.
It is Illegal to go whale fishing.
It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.
It is illegal for a mother to give her daughter a perm without a state license.

Omaha
Sneezing or burping is illegal during a church service.
A man is not allowed to run around with a shaved chest.

I loved the one about whale fishing. Where might one do that in Nebraska?

Baconeater
11-29-2010, 09:40 PM
I loved the one about whale fishing. Where might one do that in Nebraska?
I suppose Lake McConaughey back when it actually had water in it?

Red Beans
11-29-2010, 09:46 PM
I loved the one about whale fishing. Where might one do that in Nebraska?


The Hog Trough Eatery, Kearney NE, ladies night (every wednesday from 5-10pm.)

Mr. Plow
11-29-2010, 09:50 PM
Dumb Laws in Nebraska


It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.

Not sure why I found that one so funny.

Jenson71
11-29-2010, 09:56 PM
It'd be nice if they gave the code number for these.

luv
11-29-2010, 09:58 PM
For you Kansans--

-Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats.
-Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights.
-No one may catch fish with his bare hands.
-The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks.
-If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.

Derby
-It is illegal to urinate on the side of a building.
-Hitting a vending machine that stole your money is illegal.
-Persons may not “screech” their tires while driving.
-Riding an animal down any road is against the law.

Dodge City
-It is illegal to spit on a sidewalk.

Lawrence
-All cars entering the city limits must first sound their horn to warn the horses of their arrival.
-No one may wear a bee in their hat.

Overland Park
-One may not picket a funeral.

Russell
-Musical car horns are banned.

Salina
-It is against the law to leave your car running unattended.

Topeka
-It is illegal to drive one’s car through a parade.
-Many cities have laws to force citizens to keep their yards in decent shape.
-No one may sing the alphabet on the streets at night.
-Spitting on sidewalks is expressing forbidden.
-Snowball fights are illegal.
-Dead chickens may not be hauled across Kansas Avenue.
-The ‘Wild West’ is long gone it seems, for driving your herd of cattle through this town is now outlawed.
-No matter how nice it may be, a pet Pit Bull is not allowed within the city limits.
-No one may scream at a haunted house.
-The installation of bathtubs is prohibited.

Wichita
-One can be sent to jail for up to a year for making lewd comments over the telephone.
-Don’t get carried away in the city parks.
-One must get a permit from the city if they wish to take dirt from the airport.
-Hopefully everyone in the city has a trash can, because dumping their waste in a city pool is against the law.
-Before proceeding through the interesection of Douglas and Broadway, a motorist is required to get out of their vehice and fire three shot gun rounds into the air.
-Any person caught using or carrying bean snappers or the like shall upon conviction, be fined.

wilas101
11-29-2010, 09:58 PM
http://www.dumblaws.com/

Marceline
-Minors can buy rolling paper and tobacco but not lighters.






I'm sending the kids to the convenience store to test this one.

luv
11-29-2010, 10:03 PM
Overland Park
-One may not picket a funeral.

I don't think this one is dumb. It's a shame it was deemed unconstitutional.

Baconeater
11-29-2010, 10:05 PM
For you Kansans--

-Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats.
-Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights.
-No one may catch fish with his bare hands.
-The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks.
-If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.

LMAO How the hell does that work?

Mr. Plow
11-29-2010, 10:09 PM
LMAO How the hell does that work?

It takes some time, but they get there.

Chiefs Rool
11-29-2010, 10:15 PM
Dumb Laws in Nebraska

Persons with gonorrhea may not marry.
Full text of the law. (http://www.dumblaws.com/law/1314)
It is illegal to fly a plane while drunk.
Full text of the law. (http://www.dumblaws.com/law/1315)
If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested.
It is Illegal to go whale fishing.
It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.
It is illegal for a mother to give her daughter a perm without a state license.

Omaha
Sneezing or burping is illegal during a church service.
A man is not allowed to run around with a shaved chest.

so for anybody that lives in nebraska, do bars have soup going at all times?

luv
11-29-2010, 10:17 PM
so for anybody that lives in nebraska, do bars have soup going at all times?

Hey they could run a bar and a soup kitchen out of the same location. Once you're broke from spending all of your money at the bar, you can go around back for a free cup of soup!

Chiefs Rool
11-29-2010, 10:18 PM
Hey they could run a bar and a soup kitchen out of the same location. Once you're broke from spending all of your money at the bar, you can go around back for a free cup of soup!

I would have a soup nazi, drunks would get a kick out of that!

rtmike
11-29-2010, 10:27 PM
For you Kansans--

-Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats.
-Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights.
-No one may catch fish with his bare hands.
-The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks.
-If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.
.

I thought I remember reading 2 trains going opposite ways on 2 different tracks must slow down to 5 mph while passing by each other???

jjchieffan
11-29-2010, 10:33 PM
I don't know if any of you are in Alabama, but man they have some of the craziest. Check out the last one

Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.
Incestuous marriages are legal.
It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy.
It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty.
It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street, for fear of spooking horses.
It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.
Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.
You must have windshield wipers on your car.
You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
Masks may not be worn in public.
Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men.
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle
City Laws in Alabama

Anniston
You may not wear blue jeans down Noble Street.
Auburn
No person may spit on the floor of a church.
Full text of the law.
It is illegal to bike, roller-skate, skateboard, or inline skate in a commercially zoned area.
Men who deflower virgins, regardless of age or marital status, may face up to five years in jail.

Baconeater
11-29-2010, 10:38 PM
so for anybody that lives in nebraska, do bars have soup going at all times?
I've never once seen a pot of soup in a bar.

WebGem
11-29-2010, 10:46 PM
New Jersey:

It is illegal to pump your own gas.

I already knew this one, but I still think it's beyond stupid.

rtmike
11-29-2010, 11:23 PM
New Jersey:

It is illegal to pump your own gas.

I already knew this one, but I still think it's beyond stupid.


Oregon & Jersey the only states like that?

WebGem
11-29-2010, 11:30 PM
Oregon & Jersey the only states like that?

Jersey is the only one I've ever heard of. If Oregon is too, I would guess they are the only two, but who knows? What's the point of that law? Just to make work for people (pumping the gas) or is it something else?

BigMeatballDave
11-30-2010, 12:35 AM
OHIO
Cincinnati - Anal intercourse is banned.
Strongsville - Catch 22 is banned.

Bob Dole
11-30-2010, 07:19 AM
I've never once seen a pot of soup in a bar.

We have a lot of pot luck dinners in bars here this time of year...

JohninGpt
11-30-2010, 07:38 AM
For you Kansans--
Wichita
-One can be sent to jail for up to a year for making lewd comments over the telephone.
-Don’t get carried away in the city parks.
-One must get a permit from the city if they wish to take dirt from the airport.
-Hopefully everyone in the city has a trash can, because dumping their waste in a city pool is against the law.
-Before proceeding through the interesection of Douglas and Broadway, a motorist is required to get out of their vehice and fire three shot gun rounds into the air.
-Any person caught using or carrying bean snappers or the like shall upon conviction, be fined.

Anyone in Wichita want to give this a try and report back to us?

Frosty
11-30-2010, 07:52 AM
Jersey is the only one I've ever heard of. If Oregon is too, I would guess they are the only two, but who knows? What's the point of that law? Just to make work for people (pumping the gas) or is it something else?

I live in Washington and go to Oregon frequently. It is annoying to have to sit and wait for someone to pump my gas there but, OTOH, it tends to run $.30/gallon cheaper than at home so I don't mind that much.

Bwana
11-30-2010, 08:14 AM
Montana:

It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.

It is a felony for a wife to open her husband’s mail.

In Montana, it is illegal for married women to go fishing alone on Sundays, and illegal for unmarried women to fish alone at all.

Seven or more indians are considered a raiding or war party and it is legal to shoot them.

Graystoke
11-30-2010, 08:27 AM
Iowa
•A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public
•One-armed piano players must perform for free
•The fire department is required to practice fire fighting for fifteen minutes before attending a fire (Fort Madison)
In Corning, Iowa, it is illegal to speak to anyone passing along the street or sidewalk

Hydrae
11-30-2010, 08:33 AM
Jersey is the only one I've ever heard of. If Oregon is too, I would guess they are the only two, but who knows? What's the point of that law? Just to make work for people (pumping the gas) or is it something else?

It at least started as a safety concern. You don't really trust the general public to be able to safely dispense a volatile product like gasoline, do you?

This does lead to lower prices because the insurance costs are less for the operators of the station.

-King-
11-30-2010, 08:47 AM
http://www.dumblaws.com/


For state of Missouri:

-It is illegal to have oral sex.
-Single men between the ages of twenty-one and fifty must pay an annual tax of one dollar (enacted 1820).
-It is not illegal not to speed.

Is that last law still active? Cause it would be funny to throw that in the face of a cop when they pull you over. Doubt it's still active though.
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Sofa King
11-30-2010, 09:14 AM
South Dakota

If there are more than 5 Native Americans on your property you may shoot them.

No horses are allowed into Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants.

It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory.

City Laws in South Dakota
Spearfish - If three or more Indians are walking down the street together, they can be considered a war party and fired upon.





Boy, we apparantly really hate indians.

Boise_Chief
11-30-2010, 10:06 AM
IDAHO

Boise
Residents may not fish from a giraffe’s back.

Coeur d Alene
If a police officer approaches a vehicle and suspects that the occupants are engaging in sex, he must either honk, or flash his lights and wait for three minutes before approaching the car.
(This is a fairly new law from the late 80's I remember it being passed, don't remember the story why)

Eagle
Dirt may not be swept from one�s house into the street.Full text of the law. Bicycles are not allowed in the tennis courts.Full text of the law.
Persons may not camp out on sidewalks in the city.Full text of the law.

Pocatello
A law passed in 1912 provided that “The carrying of concealed weapons is forbidden, unless some are exhibited to public view.

A person may not be seen in public without a smile on their face.