Great Football quotes.

[Al Bundy]

This weekend the Buccaneers are honoring their first coach and quote machine John McKay while wearing the throwbacks. This got me to thinking about some really good quotes. I will give you all the 1st and 2nd one.

Elvis Grbac when asked about his receivers said "Well I can't throw it and catch it, too."

“I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.” (Saints RB George Rogers)

[BryanBusby]

John McKay after being asked about his teams execution: "I'm all for it"

[Zaiko]

THEY ARE WE THOUGHT THEY WERE

Lee Corso - Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States.

John Madden -Hey, the offensive linemen are the biggest guys on the field, they're bigger than everybody else, and that's what makes them the biggest guys on the field.

[Buck]

My drunk seatmate at Qualcomm Stadium: "You gotta catch it before you throw it."

[Superturtle]

Houston Oilers Head Coach Bill Peterson
"You guys line up alphabetically by height."

[Superturtle]

"When I went to Catholic high school in Philadelphia, we just had one coach for football and basketball. He took all of us who turned out and had us run through a forest. The ones who ran into the trees were on the football team."

[Mojo Jojo]

“There are few secrets in football. So execute.” - Hank Stram

[-King-]

1) John Madden, Former Coach/Player/Announcer: “Hey, the offensive linemen are the biggest guys on the field, they’re bigger than everybody else, and that’s what makes them the biggest guys on the field.”
2) Luke Salisbury, Writer: “Watching football is like watching pornography. There’s plenty of action, and I can’t take my eyes off it, but when it’s over, I wonder why the hell I spent an afternoon doing it.”
3) George Rogers, RB, New Orleans Saints: “I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first””
4) Merle Kessler, Writer: “Football players, like prostitutes, are in the business of ruining their bodies for the pleasure of strangers.”
5) Jerry Rice, WR, San Fransisco 49ers: “I feel like I’m the best, but you’re not going to get me to say that.”
6) Dave Barry, Humor Columnist: “Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.”
7) Bo Jackson, RB, Oalkand Raiders: “If my mother put on a helmet and shoulder pads and a uniform that wasn’t the same as the one I was wearing, I’d run over her if she was in my way. And I love my mother.”
8) William “The Fridge Perry”, DL, Chicago Bears: “I’ve been big ever since I was little.”
9) Terry Bradshaw, QB, Pittsburgh Steelers: “I may be dumb, but I’m not stupid.”
10) Paul Tagliabue, Former NFL Commissioner: “I’m a firm believer that all sports will eventually be global. Someday, we may have a quarterback from China named Yao Fling.”

[Al Bundy]

"Well, we've determined that we can't win at home and we can't win on the road. What we need is a neutral site." -John Mckay!

[Tylerthigpen!1!]

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[Bane]

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[Jenson71]

Lombardi

“….I firmly believe that any man’s finest hours – his greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear – is that moment when he has worked his heart out in good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle – victorious.”

“The spirit, the will to win and the will to excel --- these are the things what will endure and these are the qualities that are so much more important than any of the events themselves.”

[Crush]

"I felt pretty good out there." - Steve Bono after throwing three interceptions and playing like absolute dog shit in the '95 Divisional playoffs.

[CoMoChief]

"FUCK OFF"

-Todd Haley-

[CoMoChief]

"I felt pretty good out there." - Steve Bono after throwing three interceptions and playing like absolute dog shit in the '95 Divisional playoffs.

ROFL sounds like Cassel

[ForeverChiefs58]

John Madden

"The purpose of the center during the snap is to get the ball to the quarterback; and if that doesn't happen it usually results in a fumble."

[ForeverChiefs58]

“Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.” (Joe Theismann)

[ForeverChiefs58]

“I just wrap my arms around the whole backfield and peel’em one by one until I get to the ball carrier. Him, I keep.” (DT Big Daddy Lipscomb on his tackling technique)

[cardken]

Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck.

Don Shula

[Dayze]

I think the old coach for Bucs way back when said something to the effect of "well, we didn't block very well, but we made up for it by not tackling"