PDA

View Full Version : Poop Who deserves more of an ass beating?


Ivory Hunter
11-30-2010, 01:47 PM
Papa John Schnatter

"Papa's In the House!"

http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/files/2009/04/77556571.jpg

http://en.ce.cn/Business/Enterprise/picnews/200509/20/W020050920347905756094.jpg

http://blog.al.com/spotnews/2008/12/large_John%20Schnatter.jpg

http://www.successmagazine.com/ext/resources/home_images/Issue20/John-Schnatter-Papa-johns.jpg

Subway's Jared Fogle

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:awZEpCqcVzZTCM:http://blisstree.com/files/364/2008/05/jared-fogle-before.jpg&t=1

http://toptodaynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/image603496x.jpg

http://www.celebs101.com/gallery/Jared_Fogle/205981/Jared_Fogle_2.jpg

http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/EXID1869/images/Jared_Fogle_weight_gain.jpg

blaise
11-30-2010, 01:48 PM
Oh, I think Papa John needs his ass beat much worse. I think Jared knows he's a tool, but Papa John seems to think he's kick ass.

KCUnited
11-30-2010, 01:52 PM
Papa John's camaro gets him off the hook.

Bane
11-30-2010, 01:52 PM
Papa John.He's like the KnowShit of pizza.

Pants
11-30-2010, 01:55 PM
Def. Papa John.

Graystoke
11-30-2010, 02:01 PM
Oh PAPA....kikkkhissssassssssssss

Awesome Aric
11-30-2010, 02:02 PM
Wow you guys wanna whoop peoples asses you don't even know? Just imagine what you guys wanna do to me. *bites nails in fear*.

Buck
11-30-2010, 02:02 PM
Why would either of them deserve getting their ass beat?

Ivory Hunter
11-30-2010, 02:06 PM
Why would either of them deserve getting their ass beat?

Fake ass celebs on shitty commercials ruin the vibe when I am watching pro football.

Cave Johnson
11-30-2010, 02:15 PM
Clearly Papa John. Supposedly he tried to get the Pizza Hut CEO kicked out a Louisville church a few years back.

Pants
11-30-2010, 02:19 PM
Papa John's commercial are always really loud for some reason and given the fact that they're fucking annoying as hell, I immediately start day dreaming about beating his face in with a baseball bat.

ChiefsNow
11-30-2010, 02:20 PM
I was gonna say the "Do you hear me now" guy needs his ass kicked but then found out he has a brain tumor

http://www.bbspot.com/news/2003/02/verizon_tumor.html

Zaiko
11-30-2010, 02:35 PM
papa john guy.. hes annoying and their pizza isnt that good.

PunkinDrublic
11-30-2010, 02:38 PM
Hard to hate on a guy who lost weight with the help of his AIDS.

bevischief
11-30-2010, 02:41 PM
Hard to hate on a guy who lost weight with the help of his AIDS.

ROFL

Zaiko
11-30-2010, 02:42 PM
everyones gone with papa yet theres 10 votes for jared wtf guys

Donger
11-30-2010, 02:44 PM
Neither, but I would torture that f*cking UPS ad guy. For months.

tooge
11-30-2010, 02:49 PM
Add McDaniels to the contest please. He is the only person I really want to see have his ass beat right now

chasedude
11-30-2010, 02:57 PM
I pick the old bastard in the Geico Gecko commercials. In fact any of the Geico commercials, screw them all. Give me a few more bucks off my insurance and it'd make me happy.

Zaiko
11-30-2010, 02:57 PM
Add McDaniels to the contest please. He is the only person I really want to see have his ass beat right now

Only? Nobody else really annoys you.. like Mack Brown, Mark May, Jason Whitlock, Lou HOLTHZ, noooooooooooo one?

Chiefs Rool
11-30-2010, 02:57 PM
def papa john guy, their pizza sucks and he thinks he incredibly awesome and he wears too much make up.

PunkinDrublic
11-30-2010, 02:59 PM
I was eating at subway at lunch everyday for a while and the one time I didn't go I found out Jared Fogle himself made an appearance. I missed out on my opportunity to walk up to him and punch him in the stomach. I equate the dissapointment I felt that day with an assasin in Germany who failed to kill Hitler.

Zaiko
11-30-2010, 03:01 PM
Jared Fogle -- Hitler with Aids and some goofy glasses.

Fritz88
11-30-2010, 03:13 PM
Subway dude for sure. The Papa John guy can brag for legitimately building an empire. The other fat fuck, what did he do?

PunkinDrublic
11-30-2010, 03:30 PM
Subway dude for sure. The Papa John guy can brag for legitimately building an empire. The other fat ****, what did he do?

Plus Jared is starting to get full of himself. I hear he won't even show you his free subway for life card anymore. It's like dude without that card and your commercials, you're just a fat guy in khakis.

Ivory Hunter
11-30-2010, 03:35 PM
<object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/PmLne3BxIdM?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/PmLne3BxIdM?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object>

Ivory Hunter
11-30-2010, 03:36 PM
At the Mizzou Tigers game ROFL

<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GOaxWdM9u3A?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GOaxWdM9u3A?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>

Ivory Hunter
11-30-2010, 03:43 PM
<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZHCxnl2mSRU?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZHCxnl2mSRU?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>

Fritz88
11-30-2010, 03:57 PM
At the Mizzou Tigers game ROFL

<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GOaxWdM9u3A?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GOaxWdM9u3A?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>
No wonder he sucks.
Posted via Mobile Device

tooge
11-30-2010, 04:02 PM
Only? Nobody else really annoys you.. like Mack Brown, Mark May, Jason Whitlock, Lou HOLTHZ, noooooooooooo one?

Well, only one I thought of right then. Actually, I hate the majority of people and think that about 70% of them need to have their ass beat. That is for another discussion though.

Ivory Hunter
11-30-2010, 05:59 PM
Neither, but I would torture that f*cking UPS ad guy. For months.

<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/I0nki9O4ivo?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/I0nki9O4ivo?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>

Count Alex's Losses
11-30-2010, 06:02 PM
I worked at Papa John's during college.

I want to kill that motherfucker and play around with his blood.

okiedokieokoye
11-30-2010, 06:42 PM
I really didn't think it would be this close. I guess it just comes down to your food preference at this point. I love pizza. Sorry J...

BigRock
12-01-2010, 02:22 AM
Papa Johns has these commercials where the Papa Johns guy personally delivers pizza to various houses. And he always ends up throwing a football around in the yard with the kids and various bullshit.

I haven't seen it in probably five years, but there was an early one, maybe the first one of these commercials, where he rings the doorbell at a house and clearly expected the people there to A) know exactly who he was, and B) be totally excited he was there.

Of course, neither happened. And unlike all the staged ads they do now, there was no further footage of him interacting with the people at the house. I like to think they treated him like some everyday delivery guy, while he's trying to push his way inside.

Anyway, I've thought that dude needed a beating since the first time I saw that ad. And Jared from Subway has been part of two good WWE moments, so he gets a lifetime pass.

Christofire
12-02-2010, 10:27 AM
Jared. I haven't reached the overexposure stage with Papa John yet, and their pizza rocks.

Lzen
12-02-2010, 11:46 AM
How about Geico's ad writers?

gblowfish
12-02-2010, 11:56 AM
Jared is sporting Colts gear. We should kick his ass just for that...

Frazod
12-02-2010, 11:58 AM
Jared is sporting Colts gear. We should kick his ass just for that...

This. :grr:

Tuckdaddy
12-02-2010, 12:02 PM
Fake ass celebs on shitty commercials ruin the vibe when I am watching pro football.

HERE HERE!

eazyb81
12-02-2010, 12:18 PM
None of these are even close to the douchiness that reeks from the UPS "what can brown do for you" guy.

I want to beat him with a baseball bat.

MIAdragon
12-02-2010, 12:42 PM
Wow you guys wanna whoop peoples asses you don't even know? Just imagine what you guys wanna do to me. *bites nails in fear*.

Who the Fuck are you?