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El Jefe
12-03-2010, 09:13 AM
Lets spice things up a little. You know who else sucks....yep you guessed it, girls. I would like to take a moment to reflect on an issue discussed in a rap song I heard once, the upstanding citizen who sang said rap song said: "White girls fun, cause all of em swallow". This brings to my mind, do you prefer girls who swallow? Have you found a certain ethnicity to swallow more than other (obviously for players who have obtained numerous BJ's). IMO obviously swallowing would be a win, because you don't have to clean anything up.. Please discuss, this is important.

raybec 4
12-03-2010, 09:25 AM
Once she gets it out of me, I don't care what she does with it.

Sofa King
12-03-2010, 09:32 AM
Once she gets it out of me, I don't care what she does with it.

LMAO

Detoxing
12-03-2010, 09:33 AM
It would depend on the mood. Sometimes you wanna see her wear it, sometimes you don't.

luv
12-03-2010, 09:36 AM
So, if these threads suck like girls, does that mean you're.....

ReynardMuldrake
12-03-2010, 09:40 AM
I hate it when a thread doesn't swallow.

DA_T_84
12-03-2010, 09:52 AM
Jamaal Charles needs more swallows.



And not the bird kind, folks.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swallow

Sofa King
12-03-2010, 10:32 AM
Jamaal Charles needs more swallows.



And not the bird kind, folks.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swallow

:shake:

DA_T_84
12-03-2010, 10:34 AM
:shake:

Father is dissapoint.

beach tribe
12-03-2010, 10:35 AM
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http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh90/bbeal29/biter.gif

Earthling
12-03-2010, 10:39 AM
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http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh90/bbeal29/biter.gif

I think I just went limp....

DA_T_84
12-03-2010, 10:41 AM
I think I just went limp....

...you were hard??

HoneyBadger
12-03-2010, 10:58 AM
Sure its nice. Less work for me in the end

LaChapelle
12-03-2010, 11:01 AM
The good ones
clean the wet vac too

bevischief
12-03-2010, 11:31 AM
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http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh90/bbeal29/biter.gif

wtf?

Gonzo
12-03-2010, 11:36 AM
http://www.gifbin.com/bin/3322sw8399.gif

Baconeater
12-03-2010, 11:39 AM
What the hell is a blowjob? /married guys

Earthling
12-03-2010, 11:40 AM
...you were hard??

No...I guess I should have said limper...

CHENZ A!
12-03-2010, 11:46 AM
Once she gets it out of me, I don't care what she does with it.

Exactly. She can eat it if she wants to, I don't give a shit.
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The Pedestrian
12-03-2010, 12:24 PM
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http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh90/bbeal29/biter.gif

So...would you still have sex if a vagina had teeth...? What if they were like this?

Pestilence
12-03-2010, 12:26 PM
What the hell is a blowjob? /married guys

This.

:shake:

Mr. Kotter
12-03-2010, 12:59 PM
This place ain't never been the same since Phil left.

:p

MTG#10
12-03-2010, 02:23 PM
I wish I could get off from a BJ :mad:

El Jefe
12-03-2010, 02:24 PM
I wish I could get off from a BJ :mad:

Unexperienced wenches eh?

MTG#10
12-03-2010, 02:29 PM
Unexperienced wenches eh?

No, Ive had some great ones. I just take forever and they always give up.

DA_T_84
12-03-2010, 02:39 PM
No, Ive had some great ones. I just take forever and they always give up.

Might I suggest this couple?

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/woman/3251834/Paying-us-for-sex-will-cure-your-problems.html

chasedude
12-03-2010, 02:47 PM
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http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh90/bbeal29/biter.gif

That pic made me think of this movie...
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burt
12-03-2010, 03:07 PM
Exactly. She can eat it if she wants to, I don't give my penis spit.
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FYP

DJ's left nut
12-03-2010, 03:12 PM
It would depend on the mood. Sometimes you wanna see her wear it, sometimes you don't.

Yeah. I'd say that about covers it.

HoneyBadger
12-03-2010, 06:51 PM
No, Ive had some great ones. I just take forever and they always give up.

Try doing it sober. :thumb:

BigRedChief
12-03-2010, 07:16 PM
Lets spice things up a little. You know who else sucks....yep you guessed it, girls. I would like to take a moment to reflect on an issue discussed in a rap song I heard once, the upstanding citizen who sang said rap song said: "White girls fun, cause all of em swallow". This brings to my mind, do you prefer girls who swallow? Have you found a certain ethnicity to swallow more than other (obviously for players who have obtained numerous BJ's). IMO obviously swallowing would be a win, because you don't have to clean anything up.. Please discuss, this is important.
I disagree. One of the coolest threads in a long time to grace the planet is currently on the front page.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=237720

Gonzo
12-03-2010, 08:52 PM
Snowballin' FTW.
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GloryDayz
12-03-2010, 09:02 PM
So, if these threads suck like girls, does that mean you're.....

LOL!!! Nice!

GloryDayz
12-03-2010, 09:04 PM
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http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh90/bbeal29/biter.gif

No worries here either, I'd have plenty of time -> even with her!!

Pawnmower
12-03-2010, 09:07 PM
Hey CP'ers

Just wanted to say Hi on a Fri Night

I am getting buzzd, just kicking it with my Grandma smokin a couple bowls and drinkin!

Cant fucking wait for the Broncos!!!

I love you guys

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/5585/1256456594783.jpg

RedNFeisty
12-03-2010, 09:39 PM
JFC, what are you 16?

KcFaNiNJerZeY
12-03-2010, 09:41 PM
My sperm is like a pokemon cuz the bitch gotta catch um all.

Pawnmower
12-03-2010, 10:27 PM
JFC, what are you 16?

u 45 and fat?

Lumpy
12-03-2010, 10:35 PM
<== Waiting patiently for Red & Feisty to retort. This should be good. LMAO

In the interim...

Bukkake ftw! :thumb:

CHENZ A!
12-03-2010, 10:43 PM
It is a great time when you cum on a broads face but that japanese boocake nonsense get NO wins in mi casa. there only one king and he don't like sharing and stuffs.

Lumpy
12-03-2010, 10:49 PM
It is a great time when you cum on a broads face but that japanese boocake nonsense get NO wins in mi casa. there only one king and he don't like sharing and stuffs.

Well it's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. LMAO

I've never done it btw, just entertaining the masses. Btw, don't EVER google the word "bukkake" when you have your search settings off of safe mode. Holy crap!

CHENZ A!
12-03-2010, 11:17 PM
Well it's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. LMAO

I've never done it btw, just entertaining the masses. Btw, don't EVER google the word "bukkake" when you have your search settings off of safe mode. Holy crap!

ha, what did you expect from the SFW version of bukkake? It's all good, I've seen bizarre porn too

Lumpy
12-03-2010, 11:26 PM
ha, what did you expect from the SFW version of bukkake? It's all good, I've seen bizarre porn too

I was actually looking for a funny Bukkake motivational poster pic to put on here. But, to my surprise, the settings were changed... damn it, Gonzo! LMAO

Speaking of Gonzo... before I knew about what was discussed on CP, he told me to do a search for 'tubgirl' and 'goatse'. I've never been the same ever since. :Lin:

RedNFeisty
12-03-2010, 11:34 PM
u 45 and fat?

Why? You wanting to ask me out on a date?

Lumpy
12-03-2010, 11:37 PM
Why? Is your mom not 'doing' it for you anymore?

FYP

CHENZ A!
12-03-2010, 11:37 PM
LMAO A friend of mine tricked me into the tubgirl thing a long time ago, so I did the same to a different friend. I told him that the Watson's girl, mind you this was back when she was hot, had a website and it was awesome. He still hates me for it.

RedNFeisty
12-03-2010, 11:41 PM
FYP

You are too damn funny!!!

I just figured he liked them 45 and fat. :shrug: I would guess his mom wishes she had thrown him to the wolves at birth.

Lumpy
12-03-2010, 11:47 PM
You are too damn funny!!!

I just figured he liked them 45 and fat. :shrug: I would guess his mom wishes she had thrown him to the wolves at birth.

Or maybe he's just dyslexic and likes 54 year olds that eat taffy. :shrug:

googlegoogle
12-03-2010, 11:59 PM
Hover mouse over topic in Lounge. Look-

'white girls fun cuz all of them swallow'.


He changed it. lol.

caught gojc.

RedNFeisty
12-04-2010, 12:01 AM
Or maybe he's just dyslexic and likes 54 year olds that eat taffy. :shrug:

ROFLROFL

I'm annoyed at the maturity level. C'mon, you like that she swallows because then there is no mess left behind, wtf??

Shit, if they're going to say they like the bitch swallowing, at least say it is because it gets them off ramming their cock down her throat while they explode a shattering load. Don't pussy out and say it is because there is no mess to clean up!

Lumpy
12-04-2010, 12:03 AM
ROFLROFL

I'm annoyed at the maturity level. C'mon, you like that she swallows because then there is no mess left behind, wtf??

Shit, if they're going to say they like the bitch swallowing, at least say it is because it gets them off ramming their cock down her throat while they explode a shattering load. Don't pussy out and say it is because there is no mess to clean up!

:eek:

ROFL

RedNFeisty
12-04-2010, 12:07 AM
:eek:

ROFL

:evil:

CHENZ A!
12-04-2010, 12:10 AM
ROFLROFL

I'm annoyed at the maturity level. C'mon, you like that she swallows because then there is no mess left behind, wtf??

Shit, if they're going to say they like the bitch swallowing, at least say it is because it gets them off ramming their cock down her throat while they explode a shattering load. Don't pussy out and say it is because there is no mess to clean up!

just don't spit it out on my sectional, and if I blow on you then stay still until I fetch a towel. I'm a simple man.

Miles
12-04-2010, 12:14 AM
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RedNFeisty
12-04-2010, 12:16 AM
just don't spit it out on my sectional, and if I blow on you then stay still until I fetch a towel. I'm a simple man.

And let me guess, no snowballs either??

Could you really consider it swallowing if she spits it out on the couch?

CHENZ A!
12-04-2010, 12:26 AM
And let me guess, no snowballs either??

Could you really consider it swallowing if she spits it out on the couch?

look I don't care one way or another if you eat it or not. Sometimes it feels good to bust with lips wrapped around it, and other times it's fun to just cum on body parts. After I'm done, I don't care what you do with it, as long as you don't get it on my clothes, carpet, furniture, electronics, food, friends, pets, etc.

RedNFeisty
12-04-2010, 12:36 AM
look I don't care one way or another if you eat it or not. Sometimes it feels good to bust with lips wrapped around it, and other times it's fun to just cum on body parts. After I'm done, I don't care what you do with it, as long as you don't get it on my clothes, carpet, furniture, electronics, food, friends, pets, etc.

I'm just keeping with the topic of swallowing, don't get your panties in a wad!! And I'm not the one eating anything, thanks!

CHENZ A!
12-04-2010, 12:42 AM
I'm not angry, shit gets twisted in text, and didn't mean YOU, just my opinion in general. I thought it was funny :shrug:

RedNFeisty
12-04-2010, 12:47 AM
I'm not angry, shit gets twisted in text, and didn't mean YOU, just my opinion in general. I thought it was funny :shrug:

I know you didn't mean me...lol...made you feel a little bad didn't I?? :p

LMAOLMAO

I know things get twisted, I didn't think you were getting upset, it just sounded good to say...lol

LiveSteam
12-04-2010, 12:51 AM
as long as you don't get it on my clothes, carpet, furniture, electronics, food, friends, pets, etc.

ROFL

The Pedestrian
12-04-2010, 01:04 AM
ROFLROFL

I'm annoyed at the maturity level. C'mon, you like that she swallows because then there is no mess left behind, wtf??

Shit, if they're going to say they like the bitch swallowing, at least say it is because it gets them off ramming their cock down her throat while they explode a shattering load. Don't pussy out and say it is because there is no mess to clean up!

:LOL:

Ah, the days when saying "no mess" was a valid excuse...well, maybe it still is sometimes...if the first time of the relationship is at her place. Now there's a poll question...assuming one couldn't have both, homebed advantage or BJ preferences. :p

JOhn
12-04-2010, 01:22 AM
THIS

Is why I still love the Planet after 10 years.

At this rate, CP will last longer than my last marriage:thumb:

And I've got more fun out of this place:evil:

DA_T_84
12-04-2010, 01:43 AM
I still remember freshman year of college when this girl was finishing up, and then spit it out all on my stomach, like she was trying to be a "dirty freaky girl" or whatever. Had that look in her eyes like, "Im naughty, huh? You like it, huh?"

And had a look in my eyes like, "get me a fucking towel."

And then I said, "get me a fucking towel."

Pawnmower
12-04-2010, 04:12 PM
Why? You wanting to ask me out on a date?

No I don't date old fat women who frequent forums, but thanks for the offer.

The Pedestrian
12-04-2010, 05:10 PM
BTW, swallows are important so no woman has to get this cake:

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/demotivational-posters-they1.jpg

BigRedChief
12-04-2010, 05:38 PM
No I don't date old fat women who frequent forums, but thanks for the offer.hey RedNFiesty is good people.:harumph:

Pawnmower
12-04-2010, 06:29 PM
hey RedNFiesty is good people.:harumph:

I'm sure She is like most of us, but hey if you can dish it out, you better be able to take it too...

:thumb:

GloryDayz
12-04-2010, 06:47 PM
BTW, swallows are important so no woman has to get this cake:

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/demotivational-posters-they1.jpg

OK, where'd that come from, I might need one???? If I ever need two, that'd be AWESOME!!! REP!!!!

RedNFeisty
12-04-2010, 06:57 PM
I'm sure She is like most of us, but hey if you can dish it out, you better be able to take it too...

:thumb:

To be young and dumb, it must be nice! I knew they said ignorance is bliss, but you my dear, take the cake. :thumb:

ROFLROFLROFLROFL

Anyone else here think I can't take what this little twit has to dish out??

ROFLROFLROFLROFL To be young and dumb again...lol

RedNFeisty
12-04-2010, 07:00 PM
No I don't date old fat women who frequent forums, but thanks for the offer.

Boy, you would be begging to lick my feet clean after walking in piles of dog shit barefoot for three days!!

LMAOLMAO

Pawnmower
12-04-2010, 07:08 PM
Boy, you would be begging to lick my feet clean after walking in piles of dog shit barefoot for three days!!

LMAOLMAO

Now you had to go and give me a boner...thats not fair!

How the hell am I sposed to come up with a witty comeback when I have a huge boner in my Chiefs Zubaz pants?


http://www.lat34.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/zubaz_ful_26591795.jpg

RedNFeisty
12-04-2010, 07:09 PM
Now you had to go and give me a boner...thats not fair!

How the hell am I sposed to come up with a witty comeback when I have a huge boner in my Chiefs Zubaz pants?


http://www.lat34.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/zubaz_ful_26591795.jpg

:LOL:

Okay, that was funny!

The Pedestrian
12-05-2010, 10:08 AM
I'm sure She is like most of us, but hey if you can dish it out, you better be able to take it too...

:thumb:

Oh, this reminds me...women generally do it more often if the favor is extended to them first, swallowing and all. :dom:

RedNFeisty
12-05-2010, 10:31 AM
Oh, this reminds me...women generally do it more often if the favor is extended to them first, swallowing and all. :dom:

Ding, ding, ding....we have a winner!!! LMAO

JD10367
12-05-2010, 10:42 AM
My wife does something I really hate: she uses logic on me.

Me: "Would you swallow?"
Her: "I'll eat it if you eat it."
/discussion :mad:


Me: "Would you have a threesome with another chick so I can watch?"
Her: "Sure, if you have a threesome with another guy so I can watch."
/discussion :mad:

Bane
12-05-2010, 10:53 AM
Yes she should swallow like a good girl.