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Cave Johnson
12-03-2010, 11:58 AM
Probably more like work that it initially sounds.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/woman/3251834/Paying-us-for-sex-will-cure-your-problems.html

HoneyBadger
12-03-2010, 11:59 AM
She is definitely NOT something I'd pay for.

DJ's left nut
12-03-2010, 12:00 PM
That woman has a penis.

And if I took her drawers off and went eye to eye with Winkie, I'd run screaming back to my wife as well...

Earthling
12-03-2010, 12:00 PM
Hell, when I was in the Navy I slept with about 50 people every night! 'Course we all had our own bunks...

RaiderH8r
12-03-2010, 12:00 PM
She is definitely NOT something I'd pay for.

She's a man baby!

Bowser
12-03-2010, 12:01 PM
Hell, when I was in the Navy I slept with about 50 people every night! 'Course we all had our own bunks...

NTTIAWWT

bevischief
12-03-2010, 12:28 PM
She is definitely NOT something I'd pay for.

This. Can't believe someone would...

KCtotheSB
12-03-2010, 12:42 PM
...Mom?
...Dad?

Buck
12-03-2010, 12:48 PM
http://i55.tinypic.com/2ylww0y.jpg

-King-
12-03-2010, 12:48 PM
http://i55.tinypic.com/2ylww0y.jpg

Maybe the guys were fucking her chin?

DJ's left nut
12-03-2010, 12:50 PM
Your picture fails to demonstrate the fact that her arms look like Casey Weigman's and she could probably crush rocks in her grizzly-like palms.

She has a penis. I'm sure of it.

Spott
12-03-2010, 12:58 PM
Damn, she's slept with over 3000 dudes? Talk about sloppy seconds.

Cave Johnson
12-03-2010, 12:59 PM
Your picture fails to demonstrate the fact that her arms look like Casey Weigman's and she could probably crush rocks in her grizzly-like palms.

She has a penis. I'm sure of it.

Ok, I'm convinced. She was, at a minimum, born with a penis.

Bwana
12-03-2010, 01:00 PM
Sarah = Adams Apple? That is one ugly old hide. No chance I could spring a full boy, if it came time to drill that well.

unothadeal
12-03-2010, 01:01 PM
She looks like Jerry Lewis

DJ's left nut
12-03-2010, 01:02 PM
Sarah = Adams Apple? That is one ugly old hide. No chance I could spring a full boy, if it came time to drill that well.

Like I said - she makes your wife all shiny and new doesn't she?

{shudder}

Extra Point
12-03-2010, 01:02 PM
Iggy Pop: A diverse performer

Earthling
12-03-2010, 01:06 PM
Sarah = Adams Apple? That is one ugly old hide

LMAO Good friend of mine refers to his ex in those same words.

BigMeatballDave
12-03-2010, 01:08 PM
HUGE meat curtains!

Fish
12-03-2010, 01:08 PM
If you could get it up for that She-man, then you could surely get it up for anyone...

Sofa King
12-03-2010, 01:16 PM
Damn, she's slept with over 3000 dudes? Talk about sloppy seconds.

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42671000/jpg/_42671799_throw_afp416.jpg

http://www.9xmedia.com/Images/Video%20Wall%20Images/Plus-sign---green.gif

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_otfwl2zc6Qc/SUqyOGznwxI/AAAAAAAAIEI/MnQCLYqi91A/s400/pencil.jpg


http://www.9xmedia.com/Images/Video%20Wall%20Images/Plus-sign---green.gif

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/Adventure/images/5/57/Hallway.jpg

WebGem
12-03-2010, 01:17 PM
She looks like death.

The Pedestrian
12-03-2010, 01:20 PM
"I've slept with 3000, and every one of 'em's a bad f***."
"You'd think after 2999, you'd figure out the only common denominator is you."

58-4ever
12-03-2010, 01:23 PM
Never trust anyone named Geoff.

dtebbe
12-03-2010, 01:35 PM
Not sure I could do that math...
http://prabilene.com/Exposurechart.jpg

Sofa King
12-03-2010, 01:40 PM
Not sure I could do that math...
http://prabilene.com/Exposurechart.jpg



i think i had sex with the 48th dot from the left on that bottom row.

leviw
12-03-2010, 01:43 PM
i think i had sex with the 48th dot from the left on that bottom row.

That's a dude.

DMAC
12-03-2010, 01:43 PM
i think i had sex with the 48th dot from the left on that bottom row.Phew! I'm the 44th... That's just too close right there.

Donger
12-03-2010, 01:45 PM
At least we know where Eric Stolz got his inspiration from now.

DMAC
12-03-2010, 01:46 PM
At least we know where Eric Stolz got his inspiration from now.

WOW

Donger
12-03-2010, 01:46 PM
Can someone please post a nice Liz Hurley picture now to compensate? Or maybe Keira. Or Liz and Keira naked? Or maybe Liz and Keira naked on a pyramid dancing and throwing little pickles?

The Pedestrian
12-03-2010, 01:48 PM
Not sure I could do that math...
http://prabilene.com/Exposurechart.jpg

Yeah...that's totally bulls***ing how many times the others get laid by different partners.

threebag02
12-03-2010, 01:52 PM
Looks like Mecca and Dane the Mclouds

KCUnited
12-03-2010, 01:52 PM
I didn't know Chyna Doll was British.

gblowfish
12-03-2010, 01:55 PM
Jeez, how'd you like to be #3324 to roll off of that piece of slunk meat? Doing her would be like rolling a hot dog down a bowling lane....

Sofa King
12-03-2010, 01:57 PM
That's a dude.

nuh uh... i already checked... the odd's are the dudes... even's are the whores.

Sofa King
12-03-2010, 01:58 PM
Phew! I'm the 44th... That's just too close right there.

lol

Phobia
12-03-2010, 02:15 PM
I hit it but she told me I was her first.

DMAC
12-03-2010, 02:18 PM
I bet she has a frequent visitor abortion stamp card.

Alton deFlat
12-03-2010, 02:19 PM
Can someone please post a nice Liz Hurley picture now to compensate?

Couldn't find
one with pickles, but will this do?

http://imstars.aufeminin.com/stars/fan/liz-hurley/liz-hurley-20050621-48509.jpg

Donger
12-03-2010, 02:22 PM
WOW

Yeah, this is more accurate:

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070421070220/memoryalpha/en/images/thumb/1/10/Varria.jpg/180px-Varria.jpg

Donger
12-03-2010, 02:23 PM
Couldn't find
one with pickles, but will this do?

http://imstars.aufeminin.com/stars/fan/liz-hurley/liz-hurley-20050621-48509.jpg

She's so naughty.

burt
12-03-2010, 03:00 PM
The only way I'd hit that.... you'd have to spell her profession.....the rapist!

sedated
12-03-2010, 03:14 PM
Can someone please post a nice Liz Hurley picture now to compensate?

<img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_qRtL76-0HvU/S4gRyo4WZgI/AAAAAAAACYQ/926kr7Vqp5E/s640/liz-hurley02241005.jpg">

<img src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/10/03/article-1067213-02E26D9500000578-865_468x991.jpg" height=500>

DMAC
12-03-2010, 03:41 PM
<img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_qRtL76-0HvU/S4gRyo4WZgI/AAAAAAAACYQ/926kr7Vqp5E/s640/liz-hurley02241005.jpg">

<img src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/10/03/article-1067213-02E26D9500000578-865_468x991.jpg" height=500>

That lightswitch is about to flip itself up.

Bane
12-03-2010, 03:50 PM
Those guys rock!

Mile High Mania
12-03-2010, 04:15 PM
http://i55.tinypic.com/2ylww0y.jpg

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQxmjsrcZcvtSdsILn2WJEX5QIgj2oWTLodXaiV77v9INdWEbWjeg

-King-
12-03-2010, 04:20 PM
Throwing a hot dog down the hall way.

DaneMcCloud
12-03-2010, 04:22 PM
She's so naughty.

Hugh Grant is naughtier

DMAC
12-03-2010, 04:23 PM
I think she may have cheerleaded for the Chiefs one year.

Ebolapox
12-03-2010, 04:30 PM
ROFL

Donger
12-03-2010, 05:11 PM
Hugh Grant is naughtier

Gobble the weiner! Oh, how capital!

GloryDayz
12-03-2010, 09:20 PM
3,300+ dudes later and she's still fat!!! So much for scrooooing being a good workout! She needs to skip the chocolate-covered strawberries sessions!

Hog Farmer
12-04-2010, 02:10 PM
I'm seriously thinking about going into this business myself. But I gotta get this smell off my hands first.

Bowser
12-04-2010, 02:15 PM
Gobble the weiner! Oh, how capital!

Christ, you went full Englander on us there.

DaneMcCloud
12-04-2010, 02:19 PM
Christ, you went full Englander on us there.

Yeah, I'm not even sure what that means.

I did a Google search on that phrase but it points back to Donger's post.

LMAO

Rausch
12-04-2010, 02:20 PM
Probably more like work that it initially sounds.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/woman/3251834/Paying-us-for-sex-will-cure-your-problems.html

That's the definition of quantity over quality...