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Buck
12-05-2010, 02:08 AM
I got some bread but I'm all out of meat and cheese, so I figured I'd cook some toast.

What should I do?

Superturtle
12-05-2010, 02:21 AM
This explains everything... Kinda loud though

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Chocolate Hog
12-05-2010, 03:05 AM
I got some bread but I'm all out of meat and cheese, so I figured I'd cook some toast.

What should I do?

"Phillip Rivers isn't a bitch"

Pawnmower
12-05-2010, 03:09 AM
preheat oven 350 degrees

butter both sides

put toast on directly rack, not on pan

cook bout 8 mins

Johnny Vegas
12-05-2010, 03:43 AM
welder's mask

cutting torch

paper plate

the ove glove

Bane
12-05-2010, 04:05 AM
Baste it thoroughly in Magic Johnsons blood,and then deep fry it in antifreeze.Enjoy!
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cabletech94
12-05-2010, 07:10 AM
preheat oven 350 degrees

butter both sides

put toast on directly rack, not on pan

cook bout 8 mins

you forgot to add your head to oven.

Pawnmower
12-05-2010, 07:11 AM
you forgot to add your head to oven.

NO U

http://www.scuffletown.org/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/nou.gif

cabletech94
12-05-2010, 07:13 AM
NO U

http://www.scuffletown.org/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/nou.gif

i didn't really mean you.
so, i should clarify:
*optional* you can add your head if you feel the need.

threebag02
12-05-2010, 07:13 AM
No butter and feed it to Norv Turner as if he doesn't choke enough already

mlyonsd
12-05-2010, 07:16 AM
No butter and feed it to Norv Turner as if he doesn't choke enough already

ROFL /thread

Pawnmower
12-05-2010, 07:18 AM
feel the need.

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cabletech94
12-05-2010, 07:21 AM
i think i'll stick my head in an oven now.

RedNFeisty
12-05-2010, 07:36 AM
I think they invented a thing called a toaster.

Hog Farmer
12-05-2010, 07:36 AM
I got some bread but I'm all out of meat and cheese, so I figured I'd cook some toast.

What should I do?


You should go to your favorite ghey bar and find a dick to suck.

Jenson71
12-05-2010, 07:39 AM
Another Eric Warfield thread? Haven't we gotten over him yet?

GoTrav
12-05-2010, 07:45 AM
broil or the oster toaster are both great

Ceej
12-05-2010, 07:46 AM
George Foreman grill FTW!!!!

Crush
12-05-2010, 08:04 AM
1. Toast it
2. Smother some creme fraiche on that son of a bitch.

Crush
12-05-2010, 08:04 AM
You could also dip it in antifreeze.

threebag02
12-05-2010, 08:56 PM
San Diego Best way to eat/cook toast?

luv
12-05-2010, 09:00 PM
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JD10367
12-05-2010, 09:07 PM
The best way to cook toast is not to cook it at all, but to watch it being cooked for you post-coitally by a naked **fill in your favorite actress's name here**

Slainte
12-05-2010, 09:58 PM
Ding! Toast is fucking done.

Guru
12-05-2010, 10:22 PM
And the quarterback is TOAST!!!!

Bacon Cheeseburger
12-05-2010, 10:29 PM
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DaFace
12-05-2010, 10:34 PM
Buy toaster. Insert bread. Wait. Eat toast. Success.

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CHENZ A!
12-05-2010, 10:47 PM
put it in ur armpits :(

Rain Man
12-05-2010, 10:52 PM
Attach piece of bread to Chargers' kick coverage units.
Wait until kickoff.
Remove and enjoy.

Crush
12-05-2010, 11:01 PM
The key ingredient is bread. If you do not have bread, then you cannot make toast. You must remember that.

bowener
12-05-2010, 11:14 PM
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Oh god. Brought back many high school moments... about forgot this existed.

BIG_DADDY
12-06-2010, 01:04 AM
Blow torch

Crush
12-06-2010, 01:07 AM
1. Toast it
2. Smother some creme fraiche on that son of a bitch.

So, did you put some creme fraiche on that bitch? Fuck yeah.

Buck
12-06-2010, 01:15 AM
I cant figure out how to make the bread

Hog Farmer
12-06-2010, 02:47 AM
I cant figure out how to make the bread

Who cares! You and the Chargers both figured out how to choke on a cockmeat sandwich tho.

Saccopoo
12-06-2010, 02:50 AM
I cant figure out how to make the bread

Water, yeast, salt, sugar, flour.

Fucking moron.

Gonzo
12-06-2010, 03:06 AM
So, did you put some creme fraiche on that bitch? Fuck yeah.
Oooo fuck yeah, that's fucking hot.
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JD10367
12-06-2010, 07:27 AM
So, did you put some creme fraiche on that bitch? **** yeah.

(New York accent, grabbing crotch)

"Yo! I gots yer creme fresh right hear, buddy!"

Bane
12-06-2010, 07:47 AM
Who cares! You and the Chargers both figured out how to choke on a cockmeat sandwich tho.

They don't need bread when there is cock involved.

Crush
12-06-2010, 08:27 AM
I cant figure out how to make the bread


You are definitely missing out.

Crush
12-06-2010, 08:29 AM
(New York accent, grabbing crotch)

"Yo! I gots yer creme fresh right hear, buddy!"

How about I put my quantum harmonizer in your photonic resonation chamber!!!

JD10367
12-06-2010, 08:36 AM
How about I put my quantum harmonizer in your photonic resonation chamber!!!

As long as you're buying dinner, I'm cool with it.

Crush
12-06-2010, 08:40 AM
As long as you're buying dinner, I'm cool with it.


On second thought, I am going to rescind the invitation. I do not want to cause a parabolic destabilization of the fission singularity.

patteeu
12-06-2010, 08:44 AM
Best way to cook toast?

Hire Norv Turner as your chef.

Chiefspants
12-06-2010, 08:51 AM
Oh man, I'm in a similar dilemma, I'm all out of bread, but I'm loaded on Meat and Cheese. My problem is that I have been trying to butter my meat for the last hour without any success. Buck, can you offer me any wisdom in my time of need?

Crush
12-06-2010, 09:17 AM
Oh man, I'm in a similar dilemma, I'm all out of bread, but I'm loaded on Meat and Cheese. My problem is that I have been trying to butter my meat for the last hour without any success. Buck, can you offer me any wisdom in my time of need?


Substitute the bread for more meat. /Colonel Sanders

Buck
12-06-2010, 09:33 AM
Oh man, I'm in a similar dilemma, I'm all out of bread, but I'm loaded on Meat and Cheese. My problem is that I have been trying to butter my meat for the last hour without any success. Buck, can you offer me any wisdom in my time of need?

Oooh that sounds tough. I recommend some I Can't Believe It's Not Butter spray.

Should be easy to coat the meat and cheese.

http://www.icantbelieveitsnotbutter.com/images/products/productImage_spray.jpg

Bacon Cheeseburger
12-06-2010, 10:32 AM
Oooh that sounds tough. I recommend some I Can't Believe It's Not Butter spray.

Should be easy to coat the meat and cheese.

http://www.icantbelieveitsnotbutter.com/images/products/productImage_spray.jpg
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Chiefspants
12-06-2010, 10:54 PM
http://oi51.tinypic.com/euhczo.jpg

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I Believe!

Norman Einstein
12-06-2010, 11:04 PM
Wal-Mart has $10 Made in China Toasters that work for about 2 weeks. You should get a couple.

Dayze
12-06-2010, 11:07 PM
recipe

get some players from New York.
marinade in over confidence.

Sear via Hall of Fame QB

let rest for 2 quarters
Slice, and serve with a slice of Humble Pie.

Hog Farmer
12-10-2010, 06:25 PM
Well ,now it looks like the Chargers may be toast after Sunday!

cabletech94
12-10-2010, 06:28 PM
toast the chaaaaagahhhhs!!!!

Just Passin' By
12-10-2010, 06:39 PM
Put it in a smoker, or use a cast iron skillet. /CP

RJ
12-10-2010, 06:39 PM
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